[Football+US Entertainment] My girlfriend is an alien

"Now everyone is watching the 33rd round of La Liga, with Real Madrid playing Almeria at home."

When Ronaldo and Anita sat down, it was still early to leave the game. They didn't go to the box because she didn't like it. If she brought Mini Luo, she would consider going to the box, but it's okay for the two of them. They finally Sitting in the reserved stands inside Real Madrid, under the stands is the coach's bench.She's always used to sit here when she's watching games at Old Trafford, it's pretty much her regular seat.

After a while, Anita suddenly covered her mouth and snickered, "When Qi Zu stands up, I'm afraid I will always stare at his bald head."

Ronaldo raised half his eyebrows, but he also laughed. He played her head. "Naughty, Qi Zu heard him, but he would beat you."

"Hmph." Anita raised her head triumphantly, "He can't beat me."

Anita didn't have a chance to see Zidane's bald head, because the game was played fairly easily, and she wasn't so nervous that the coaching staff yelled around on the sidelines.

"Di Maria! Di Maria! Di Maria opened the scoring for Real Madrid in the 28th minute! Real Madrid leads 1:0!"

Seeing the goal, there was a wave of noise from the home stands. Ronaldo jumped up happily with the big team, but Anita remained calm as always, but her expression of staring at the field became more focused, and she also looked more expressionless. Ronaldo knew her habit, so he didn't bother her, it didn't matter, he could totally high himself.

Real Madrid led 1:0 in the first half, so during the intermission, the fans in the home stands were particularly relaxed. As for the atmosphere in the away stands, it has nothing to do with them.

When the Real Madrid players passed by the coach's bench, they saw the two sitting in the stands without any surprise. Coentrao looked at them with a ghostly expression on his face.

"Why are you not in the box, you came here."

Ronaldo shrugged and pointed to Anita, "She doesn't like it."

"Let's go out to celebrate when it's over." Little Golden Retriever said, and compared his thumbs backwards, but the two people in the stands didn't respond to him. Ronaldo shook his head slightly at him with a strange expression, while Anita He just couldn't bear to look directly and covered his eyes.

"Pa", this sound is particularly crisp.

When the little golden retriever turned back, he saw Zidane standing behind him and staring at him. The hand that had just patted his forehead hadn't let go yet, "You haven't finished kicking yet, and you want to celebrate?"

The tone didn't sound like he was angry, but Coentran felt goosebumps in his skin.

"Give me a good kick in the second half. If you miss one goal, double the training this month, and if you miss two, double the training."

After finishing speaking, Zidane flashed past him, leaving the little golden retriever alone in the player tunnel to cry, while the two in the stands were laughing like crazy.

This episode was faithfully recorded by the Real Madrid photographer who followed them all the time. After the game, it was posted on the official Twitter, and it was retweeted over a million times in an instant. Everyone said, "Little golden retriever, don't cry, stand up and masturbate."

"No wonder you have a good relationship with Cohen." Anita looked at Cohentraang who walked into the player tunnel with a frustrated face, and said thoughtfully.

"Why do you say that?" Ronaldo pulled her over and put his hands on her waist, because she was wearing a loose knitted short vest today, with her waist exposed, just convenient for him to be in her waist touch around.

Anita rolled her eyes, but she didn't let him withdraw her hand. Instead, she pinched his face, "Because you both have a string in your brain."

"It's missing a string, isn't it?" Ronaldo didn't mind, he just put his arms around her shoulders, and seemed to be whispering something in her ear, but in fact he didn't say anything, he just blew into her ear, "Is it still missing?"

She couldn't bear this the most, and quickly surrendered, "No, no, haha, no, there is no shortage."

“…” the tweets from the fans sitting behind the two after the game were fairly unanimous.

【Sitting just behind these two people, I was happy to be so close to them, but after watching this game, I just want to say, please go to the box next time, please! 】

[Single dogs have no rights!Single dogs will be abused every day!You are enough! 】

[I really regret that I didn't bring dog food. The drop in blood volume no longer supports me after watching the game. 】

[I share half of your dog food with you, please leave a phone number upstairs! 】

[Sorry, the genders are inconsistent, so I can't share dog food]

【goodbye! 】

Real Madrid played very well in this game. Bell scored a goal in 52 minutes, Isco scored a goal in 56 minutes, and before the end of the game, Morata, who replaced Bell, also scored a goal in 84 minutes , In the end, Real Madrid 4-0 Almeria at home, taking all three points in the 33rd round of the league.

After watching the first half, Cristiano Ronaldo actually expected that it would be no problem for Real Madrid to score three points in this game, because the two teams did not play at the same level. This gap is not only reflected in technology, but also in spirit. , Recently, Real Madrid has a momentum of breaking through.But he was quite surprised to win 4:0. After the game, he took Anita to the locker room, ready to invite everyone to celebrate together.

As soon as they entered the locker room, the already chaotic locker room became even more chaotic. Benzema was only wearing a pair of underwear and didn't know what to dance in front of the cabinet. Varane sat on a stool and took a video of him, his hands shaking when he laughed.

Then as soon as Anita came in, everyone fell silent.

"Ah~~~~~~" Benzema quickly picked up the shorts next to him and covered his legs, and sat on the stool obediently.

Anita rubbed her ears, "It's not like you're naked, let alone a little girl, what's your name, my ears are going to explode."

"..." I'm not a little girl, but you're a girl anyway!Benzema was depressed, "You don't care about the robot!"

Ronaldo shrugged calmly, "I'm sorry, I'm the one in charge." After finishing speaking, it was no surprise that Anita received an encouraging kiss.

"..." Too, too, too, too, too, shameless!

That night, after the celebration, Ronaldo sent a tweet with a picture of the two of them under the streetlight after the show.He hugged Anita from behind, wrapping his arms around her waist and resting his chin on her shoulder.On the other hand, Anita's hands were covering his hands. She tied up her hair, but there were still a few strands blown down from her forehead, some of which were blown on his face, but they didn't care, they just liked smiling at the camera.

The picture was taken by Benzema, because the three of them were the last to walk out of the restaurant. Anita liked the street lamp on the side of the road. Ronaldo said he was going to take a photo, and then consciously gave Benzema his phone.

"......"Benzema.

Forget it, Anita was dissatisfied with the effect of the first shot, and then directed Benzema to squat on the ground and continue to shoot.

It was already late at that time, and they walked through a very hidden back door of the restaurant. There were no reporters, and there were almost no people on the road, but that was almost.So a passing fan happened to witness this scene in the car, and took a picture of how Benzema was tossed by these two people to take pictures of them, and posted it on the Internet.

Everyone said that they asked for the shadow area in Benzema's heart, and felt that it must be very large.

[Hahaha, not only do you have to be forced to show your affection, but you are also forced to take pictures of them, it hurts me meow! 】

[Hahaha, I just want to ask if we can still be good friends in the future! 】

[I want to ask Ben Meow if he still wants to have dinner with these two in the future? ! 】

@Benzema [I don’t want to go out to eat with these two people again, really, never, never again! 】//@我是一个爸盗猫【I want to ask me if I want to have dinner with these two in the future? ! 】

It's a pity that life is not always so happy, and the big tree attracts the wind, and there are many people in the world waiting to catch their pigtails. The photos of Ronaldo jumping up and cheering several times while watching the game were taken, and when put together with the photos of Anita not talking or smiling, the contrast is obvious.The reporters of the Spanish tabloids were afraid to condemn Anita for not caring about Real Madrid's victory or defeat at all, but for using Ronaldo to create a sense of presence.

The news came out the next day, and Ronaldo hasn't seen it yet, but Manchester United fans quit, especially the old fans, many of them know Anita because she was in the stands at Old Trafford There are fixed seats, and her grandfather is also very prestigious among Manchester United fans. Many fans watched her appear in the stands from the age of two or three, then grow into a teenage girl, and become a national male god today.

[Hahahaha, I feel like the Spanish media is also thinking of straws! 】

[Everyone said that Anita is a fan of my magic!Why do you just say you don't listen! 】

[It is said that my male god has no passion when watching football, who the hell stipulates that passion is shouting and dancing, my male god is not restrained! 】

[Don't think too highly of yourself, whoever stipulates that boyfriends play football with you, our male gods have to be your fans! 】

【Boy friend!Male God and Master Luo made public? ! 】

[It doesn't matter whether it's public or not, the important thing is that we are not blind! 】

[Hehe, looking at the upstairs, I have never been in a relationship, I can smell the strong smell of love through the screen! 】

In addition, some technical emperors looked through videos and videotapes of previous Manchester United games. When some shots were shot on the coach's bench, they could always be brought to Anita. Who told her that her fixed seat was on the coach's bench.The technology emperor cut all the pictures he could find, sorted them together, and put them on the Internet.

Everyone has discovered that it's not that she doesn't care about Real Madrid's victory or defeat, but that she watches any game like this, including Manchester United's game. No matter how hot the scene is, she seldom expresses any extra expressions.But if you look closely, you can see that she is actually too focused. If something happens on the court, her hands will be held tightly, but her eyes are always on the court, and she rarely pays attention to other things.

[My male god's attention is also absolutely amazing, she won't be like this for the whole 90 minutes. 】

[I feel that the male god should go to the referee test! 】

[To be honest, she really went to test the referee, the players must not be in the mood to play football...]

[I feel that what the upstairs said is very reasonable. When I think of a 90-minute broadcast of a football game, maybe 45 minutes of footage will be given to the referee, that is also drunk.]

Everyone seems to be particularly interested in the activity of #望求上上的安妮塔#. Many people have gone back and looked through various videos, magazines or newspaper news in their collections. They really let them find out something. The 3-minute video also went viral on the Internet.

It was the 2007-2008 UEFA Champions League final. At the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, after Manchester United won, Ronaldo went to a certain stand to make a heart gesture and made a "don't cry" towards the stand. mouth shape.

At that time, everyone thought he was talking to the fans, and after the game, the newspapers reported it as an interesting event on the field, but after watching this 3-minute video today, everyone realized that Anita was sitting in the first row. She has blond hair, no makeup, and wears the Manchester United No. 7 jersey. Probably because she is so beautiful, the photographer who took this video gave her a close-up of more than a minute and a half.

She was crying and laughing, tears kept falling from her gray-blue eyes, she wiped the tears off her face with the back of her hand, but she still couldn't stop the tear drops, and finally wiped the tears all over her face.

[I only saw the male god cry twice]

[Twice for Ronaldo]

【Feeling abused again】

【Big dog abuser, goodbye manually】

【I will be blinded by this pair every day...】

[I'm already blind, I don't know if the treatment fee will be reimbursed by the male god! 】

Ronaldo saw this video at home. Anita was taking a nap next to him with Mini Luo in his arms. After playing all morning, both of them were probably tired. They were wearing the same home clothes and lying face to face. Don't forget to hold Mini's back, lest he roll off the sofa, although the sofa looks as wide as a bed.

He lowered his head and kissed her cheek lightly, like a feather passing by.Anita seldom sleeps soundly, waking up when she senses someone above her.

"what happened?"

"It's nothing, go to sleep."

He kissed her again until he watched her fall asleep again.

The author has something to say: Bring your own dog food, the scumbag author does not provide it, because I don’t even have enough for myself.

I wrote Ronaldo so well-behaved, and then look at his scandals flying all over the sky in reality, it's really slap in the face...