[Football+US Entertainment] My girlfriend is an alien

"You want to go back to England?" Ronaldo knocked on Anita's door, wearing only a bathrobe, with dripping water on his semi-dry hair.

"Yes! I accepted the BBC miniseries and am going back to London to audition." Anita's suitcase was full of Spanish specialties, and she threw two more clothes into it, but they couldn't be buttoned at all. "Oh! I knew that I would never be able to handle them." She involuntarily puffed her cheeks and stared at the pile of luggage, then scratched her hair in annoyance.

Ronaldo couldn't see it, so he stepped forward to help her empty out the contents of the suitcase, and then rearranged it. The experience of flying around and playing football all the year round gave him a unique skill in organizing suitcases.

"Oh, I know you are the best!" Anita blinked at the neatly arranged items in the suitcase, and then heard a "click", and the suitcase was easily closed. "It's amazing!"

"It's nothing amazing, you can't do it well, it's just because you're lazy."

Ronaldo knows her true nature. Although she has persevered in such hard things as learning martial arts since elementary school, she is only passionate about the things she is interested in.Most of the trivial things that she is not interested in, she does not pay attention to, nor will she learn. In other words, she will not waste a little time on irrelevant things and irrelevant people.

This can be regarded as an advantage, at least Anita will not care about those comments on the Internet that are full of envy, jealousy and hate, all kinds of comments that hate her and hate her, because she has classified them into irrelevant fields.

"You have to learn this, and there are still many days to fly around." With her current popularity, Ronaldo has already anticipated all kinds of jobs that will follow, and being a trapeze is absolutely unavoidable of.

"Don't you still have you?" Anita shrugged, she didn't care what Ronaldo said, because she was sorting out the list of gifts to bring to Mini Luo.

Rationally, Ronaldo feels that he should say "I can't always be by your side" now, but emotionally, he has been so happy with this sentence that he can't find his way.Although he knew that Anita might not realize what he was talking about at all, but it doesn't matter, habits will always become natural, they have known each other for more than ten years, no matter how many rivals come, he is more confident... ...Bar.

Anita put some odds and ends in her small bag, and then sat cross-legged against the head of the bed. "Junior asked me to take him to Disney today."

"Ha." Ronaldo laughed all of a sudden. "I guessed that he would miss you." Mini Luo has been reading to him for a long time, but unfortunately he has to wait until the end of the World Cup before he has time to take him there.

"Do you remember the first time we went to Disneyland?" Anita asked with her hand on her chin.

"You mean that time in 04?" Ronaldo recalled.

Of course, Ronaldo can't forget that it was the summer break of his first year in the Premier League. In the previous season, he had scored several goals for Manchester United, but Manchester United fans still rejected him as the new No. [-] , The relationship between him and his teammates is not very harmonious. He is eager to prove himself, but he can't find the opportunity.

Later, Anita took him to Hollywood to play, where he met the stars who could only be seen on the screen for the first time. He was amazed at their exquisite and luxurious life and the scene of the upper class. I also met Manchester United's former No. 7, David Beckham, there.

"I have watched your game, and I know what Sir Alex thinks of you." The blond man known as "the heartthrob of football" said to him, "Nita told me that you are a little confused now, she probably hopes Let me, uh, introduce my experience? But to be honest, I don’t have any experience to introduce.” Beckham shrugged, “In fact, playing football is a process of constant exploration, and I dare not say that I have found it now. what."

"But when I first came to Manchester United, someone said to me once, and I thought maybe, this sentence can also be used for you." He also remembers Beckham patting him on the shoulder and telling him, " You must know that everything in this world can deceive you, but only hard work will not."

"Yes, it was that time. In 04, do you still remember the photos we took at Disney?" Anita covered her mouth and laughed.

"You mean..." Ronaldo had a bad feeling.

"The photo of you wearing Minnie's suspender skirt next to the fountain, I always thought I lost it, but my mother dug it out a few days ago!"

"..." Why is it the same experience, but Anita's memory is always different from his, Ronaldo thinks it's not good to know each other for too long, because they have witnessed each other's dark history, and generally have He is the one who exists in black history.

Anita was still muttering to the side, "It's actually in my college textbook, God knows how I put it in a math book, you know math books are my natural enemies, is it to give me a Motivation to open that math book?"

"..." So reading my black history is the motivation for you to open the most hated math book? !Person in charge? !

—Are you in London?

——Get off the plane, by the way, I made a fruit tart and put it in the refrigerator, if Junior wants to eat, remember to get it for him.

——I remember that I was the one who was told to remember to eat fruit tarts.

——Haha, you are good, that's your son, don't eat all this jealousy.

—What about my gift?

——Cris, although you have the same name as junior, you are not the one who is in kindergarten now.

——I was the one who received the gift before!

——Okay, okay, I'll bring it for you, then, tell me, is it time for you to pick up Junior from school now?

Cristiano Ronaldo has been waiting for his son at the school gate for a long time. Today, Friday, he left school an hour early. When he read Anita’s text message, he felt that there was an extra leg pendant on his leg, and then he bent down to look at it. Looking at the small face of his son and his own, he stretched out his hand and pinched it indignantly.

"Do you know that your treatment now was mine before?"

Mini Luo doesn't know what his father is going crazy now, he just keeps looking behind Ronaldo.

"What are you looking at?"

"Dad, where's Nita? Isn't Nita here?"

"Don't look, she's back in London."

"Oh! No!" Mini Luo felt that it was getting dark. Could it be that this medal is destined to be missed by him?

"What's the matter?" Ronaldo picked up his son, although he was not reconciled to being robbed of his position by this kid, but this is his own son, and it should hurt or hurt.

"The teacher said that the homework will be done under the guidance of the parents tonight."

"I will guide you."

"But Daddy, we're going to do our coloring homework. I didn't even get a medal when you asked me to paint the Smurfs into pink ones last time!"

"..."

"I want Nita!"

Brat, if you don't beat him up for a day, you will go to the house to expose the tiles!What's wrong with the pink elf, pink elf... that, it's so pretty too!Your dad and my away jersey next season will be pink!

【You can’t believe what I’ve been through!The landlord's line goes from heaven to hell and then to heaven!This experience is too rich, I feel that I can't hold it for a while! `(*>﹏<*)']

Li Huiyun is a Chinese student studying abroad. She worked so hard to study in China, and finally she successfully applied for a postgraduate degree in psychology at Oxford. This year is also her last year as a postgraduate student, but it seems that this year is not so easy.Although she is still studying hard now, but after all the scenery abroad is so beautiful, she still devotes some energy to other things, such as falling in love.Her boyfriend had just graduated and returned to Madrid, and she fully expected that after dating him in Madrid, she would take the noon flight back to London, and then take the car to school, and she would be able to catch up with the psychology seminar in the evening.But there is a saying in this world called "plans can't keep up with changes". She didn't expect that the traffic in Madrid was so congested that she missed the plane, and the next plane was 2 hours later. When she got there, maybe it would be too late. It's over.

Of course, missing a meeting is not so serious, but the problem is that all the materials for this meeting are with her, and she is also one of the speakers for this meeting.Li Huiyun thought that she might not be able to continue to apply for a doctoral student from her supervisor. It is even a very difficult question whether her supervisor is willing to let her graduate as a graduate student. Her hard work was in vain. Thinking of this, she felt blindsided.

[To be honest, I know that I did it on my own. I took the risk of missing the meeting to meet my boyfriend. When I had nothing to do at the airport, I admitted it. Really, if I really can’t make it back, I really can’t graduate. I also admitted it, it was a big lesson, it was a big slap on my face.However, even though I knew it was my fault, I was still desperate at the time. 】

"Are you ok?"

She squatted in the corner of the airport, crying out of shape, and then heard a voice from above her head, she didn't want to look up at all, because she knew that she was too makeup to look at now. "Go away, please don't talk to me!" She felt that she was too sad now, and most importantly, she asked for all this. "Woo, I don't want to come to this shitty place again, I, I, I..." Weeping and sobbing, "Why can't I catch the plane, why can't it fly later!"

"Maybe I can help you with something?"

The voice sounded again, and she had made up her mind not to look up, because she knew she was being rude just now, but the voice was so nice that she couldn't help but look up.The first thing she saw was the legs in black boots and trousers, the long legs that she would never grow at 160, and then a blue and black silk shirt, because the other party was bending over, so even if she was squatting, she would still be Can see each other's appearance effortlessly.

[Do you know how I felt when I saw Anita? !I thought I could fit an egg in my mouth at that time, no, an ostrich egg could fit!On top of that, I couldn't believe I told her to "fuck off" the last second!I think I must be crazy! 】

"You can go back to London with me." After listening to the other party's sobs, Anita said, "I have made an appointment for the flight, and we can check in in five minutes." She stroked the other party's hair reassuringly , "Don't worry, I won't make you late."

[I didn't understand what it meant to book a route at first, and then I knew it before the plane. Lord Luo sent his private jet to send the male god back to London...so I just talked with my idol, my The male god got on Lord Luo's private jet together... I think I'm still dreaming, but I just slapped myself, it hurts so much. 】

[At first I thought the male god was just kindly giving me a ride. I was already prepared to shut up the whole time and not disturb her. I didn’t even think about signing a photo with her. I’m very lucky to be able to catch up with the meeting. If I think about it more, I’m sure Will be struck by lightning! 】

[But... after getting on the plane, the male god first spent an hour condemning my behavior of "delaying my studies for a date". TAT, I really know I was wrong, I have learned a lesson, and I will never do this kind of stuck thing again next time, and I will definitely wait for a long vacation before going to see my boyfriend, and I will focus on my studies! 】

[Then I probably felt that I had realized my mistake, so the male god started to talk about other things, such as complaining about the food in London, such as telling interesting stories about her in Oxford, and then the male god asked me about many days/chambers thing, wait.We chatted all the way until the plane landed.The point is that I thought the male god was only of Chinese descent. I didn't expect that she could speak Chinese, and she said that their family also communicated in Chinese!You must know that many of my Chinese classmates can't even speak a word of Chinese, not to mention that the male god is still of mixed race! 】

[What makes me most desperate is that the male god said that she still has Weibo, and her mother applied for it for her, but she hasn't used it much, but sometimes she pays attention to interesting topics, but I don't know why many people always Leave a message telling her not to pretend to be Anita, asking her to change her name, and telling her to scrimp on Weibo. 】

[Okay, speaking of which, you all know why I am desperate, and you also know the ID of the male god’s Weibo, it’s that "Anastasya Romanov"...no Wrong, it is this Chinese ID... I also knelt down to the male god mother, really. 】

[Finally, I asked her if I could simply tweet about the experience because it was so amazing to me.The male god agreed with a smile, but asked me to warn everyone that my "behavior of disregarding my studies for my boyfriend" is not advisable. ORZ, let me be a negative example. This time I was really lucky to meet a male god, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.If I hadn’t met her, then instead of writing a blog post in front of the computer, I would be kneeling in front of my mentor and begging him to give me another chance. 】

[So everyone, remember, please focus on business. 】

[So everyone, remember, please focus on business. 】

[So everyone, remember, please focus on business. 】

[Important things are said three times. 】

[At the end of the day, all those who commented "Let the male god get out of Weibo", don't be dumbfounded!Do you know how wronged the male god's expression is? !It took me a lot of effort to explain it to her! ! ! 】

【you!Now!immediately!Hurry up and delete your comment! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

The author has something to say: In fact, neither Ronaldo nor Beckham are super talented demon stars, they are both hardworking.

Real Madrid's flamboyant pink away jersey, I actually quite like it, Lord Luo looks good in it.

The last one is true. My friend told me about it. She was studying in Oxford, and her classmate went to Italy to play. She really missed the plane and would miss a very important seminar.While weeping loudly on the plane, I met a local tyrant who was going to come to London and sent her back by private jet.My friend drove her to the airport to pick her up...

When I was writing the last paragraph, I remembered the time when Pepe opened Weibo... I was also drunk.