there is a stupid emperor

After leaving the house, the deserted palace courtyard doesn’t have many sundries, so it’s suitable for running around. I sat on the steps at the door of the house and watched. Ruiyi took the kite and ran for a while. When she was tired, she called Zi’er to continue. Run, the paper kite fluctuates up and down,

A strong wind blew by, like a knife, the thread broke, and the paper kite wobbled and fell outside the palace.

Ruiyi was shocked, "Ah!" Zi'er also hurriedly reached out to grab it, but of course she couldn't pull it, and Mimi also watched the paper kite blowing away with the wind very regretfully.

Ruiyi hurried to the door, "Why is this thread so thin, it broke before I pulled it, I should have known about using hemp rope."

Hemp rope... put paper kites?I made up that picture in my head, um...

Zi'er followed Ruiyi to open the palace gate to look for the kite that fell outside. Of course they didn't need to work hard because someone brought the kite back.

When Zi'er saw the person coming, she paused the hand holding the palace gate, Mimi hurriedly stepped forward to salute, Ruiyi simply looked at the paper kite in his hand, and I also stood up slowly.

It was Eunuch Liu, he handed the paper kite to Ruiyi with a smile, and said: "Princess Pingyuan, you have to watch carefully, the string of paper kites is the easiest to break, it just so happened that this old slave picked it up outside the palace today, if it was someone else, I would probably not return it." gone."

"What Eunuch Liu said was that the servant girl didn't think carefully." Mimi hurriedly answered.

Ruiyi gave Eunuch Liu a blank look, she didn't seem to want to talk to him, she dragged the kite and Zi'er and ran to me, bowed her head and pulled the string on the kite.

Zi'er was protecting Ruiyi, and I could clearly feel that the two of them were obviously guarding against Eunuch Liu.

Eunuch Liu greeted Mimi with a smile, "You are also very handy."

Mimi lowered her head and answered, "I don't know why Eunuch Liu wants to ask the emperor?"

I was standing less than five meters away from the two of them, and Eunuch Liu saluted me, "The emperor didn't go to the morning court today, and all the ministers were talking about it. Fortunately, Mr. Zhu calmed down in time, but it's fine if he doesn't go to the morning court, but it's okay." There are papers waiting for the emperor to read."

Oh, Mr. Zhu comforted all the ministers, so Mr. Zhu would definitely like to read the scriptures.

I touched Ruiyi's little head, she was looking at me beggingly.

Before I opened my mouth, I heard Eunuch Liu say: "Your Majesty, go back."

It's ridiculous, with such a sincere tone, those who didn't know it really thought it was an old eunuch who was helplessly forgiving his naughty emperor.

Ruiyi's hand holding the kite became nervous, and the rice paper stuck to the kite was torn open, but she didn't pay attention.

"Brother... If you are busy, you can go. It's okay. I'll just play with Zier here."

I thought Ruiyi would keep me.

But she did say that, and it really surprised me, Ruiyi has grown up.

Eunuch Liu said to Ruiyi: "Princess Pingyuan is accompanied by a maid in the palace, don't you feel relieved, Your Majesty?"

I rest assured?Let go of your grandma's legs.

Don't think I don't know what you're up to!

But I can't say these things, I sighed secretly, "Let's take Ruiyi to read the excerpts, she is very quiet and won't disturb me."

I really worry about her.

Eunuch Liu shook his head, "Your Majesty doesn't know, Princess Pingyuan has already made arrangements for today, and a nanny will come to teach Princess Pingyuan some etiquette in a while, I must be very busy today."

To teach etiquette?

My father is dead, my mother is dead long ago, and my grandma is not alive, so there is no emperor, queen, or empress dowager in a country. Who made the order for the princess to learn etiquette?

If you don't learn early or don't learn later, you should learn at this time.

Ha ha.

I held Ruiyi's hand to tell her not to worry, and looked at Eunuch Liu expressionlessly and said: "Then let Mimi stay too, she has lived in the palace for a long time, and her etiquette has never been lost, the nanny doesn't know Ruiyi well, With Mimi here, it will be more convenient."

I am also cowardly enough.

Eunuch Liu didn't choke me again this time, but agreed with a smile, his expression was like seeing through all my mental activities, and then watched me tossing around with confidence.

Get out of him?

Get the hell out of Mrs. Zhu.

Under the urging of Eunuch Liu, I had no choice but to touch Ruiyi's hair, and said apologetically, "Brother still has something to do, Ruiyi is learning etiquette in the palace, with Mimi helping you, it won't be difficult, After Ruiyi has learned it, brother will check it again, okay?"

Ruiyi nodded, and said to me with a bright smile, "Go brother, I will definitely study hard."

The paper kite in her hand was broken long ago.

I squeezed her little face, "Wait for me."

Then I left with Eunuch Liu. I trusted Mimi, so I kept her. I hope that nanny can teach Ruiyi what she should learn, not others.

Eunuch Liu led the way, and I followed behind.

Just the two of us.

Only, us, two people!

I turned this sentence around in my mind, and clenched my hands into fists under the wide sleeves. I strangled him to death now, and then told others that Eunuch Liu fell to his death by himself. What are my chances of success?

As if he sensed my fierce gaze behind him, Eunuch Liu, who was walking in front, chuckled lightly, and said in a hoarse voice characteristic of an old man: "Don't worry, your majesty, we're almost here, pay attention to your feet, there are more gravels on this road. Don't fall."

I pursed my lips and didn't answer.

It's a bit difficult to strangle him. I have small arms and legs, and the dagger has already been taken away by Xiaoluzi. Damn it, I knew I was going to get Zi'er's dagger. What a chance! !

Even though I have tortured and killed Eunuch Liu hundreds of times in my heart.

But I went into the imperial study very calmly on the surface and started my daily routine, pretending that I really had the right to approve memorials.

No, actually I really have the right to review the memorials, but they are all insignificant things, Master Zhu uses them to coax the children.

For example, a petty official asks the bookmaker to change to a headhunter.

I don't even care if you change your wife, you change to a small head catcher, you tell me who you are?

For example, a small official asks for a salary increase.

Oh, you go to Mr. Zhu for this kind of thing, he has all the keys to the labor-management treasury, and you tell me about salary increases!You are greedy for more than my salary in a year, and you tell me to raise it!work!capital! ?

For example, a small official asked for a note to ask the imperial court to send troops to clean up the bandits in their area.

Is the general I lie lying down used to clean up bandits for you? ? ? ?

I silently reviewed each memorial.

Then eat, take a nap, and continue to review.

Then, Master Zhu came.

No one even came to report.

I think it is easier for Master Zhu to enter the palace than to enter his own wife's house.

And when Mr. Zhu stepped in, what was I doing... It would be a bit embarrassing for the royal family to say it, I was just burying my face in the memorial and being lazy.

Not lazy!I'm thinking about something!Think! Things! Feelings!

Then Mr. Zhu came in like that. I heard the footsteps and thought it was Eunuch Liu who came to supervise me, so I raised my head suddenly and fainted for half a second before I realized that the person in front of me looked like Zhu Yougui 20 years later. It's Master Zhu.

My brain was instantly awake, and I was fully motivated like a conditioned reflex.

He glanced at me, glanced at the memorial on my desk, and sat down at a random place.

I was silent, and I was a little embarrassed when my laziness was discovered.

But then I thought, what's so embarrassing about me, Mr. Zhu didn't want me to read useful memorials, and I was just a puppet he kept for fun. Thinking about it this way, I became even more silent.

The atmosphere was tense for a while.

Master Zhu rarely came to see me, the only time in my memory was the time before my father died, but now he came to see me again.I have a bad feeling.

I can actually guess what he's going to say.

Sure enough, Lord Zhu spoke up,

"I heard that you lived in the Song Mansion for a few days ago."

? ?It's different from the script.

But I realized it quickly, after all, I am no longer the little fool I was back then, but I don't need to show my cleverness in front of Master Zhu, because that will only make me die faster.

"Yes."

I think this word is too classic, it can neither expose my IQ, but also answer Mr. Zhu's question well, and it won't reveal more information... I really admire myself.

I yelled at myself, but I continued to be wary of Mr. Zhu.

Speaking of which, Mr. Zhu is also in his forties, and the years have only left some fine lines, but he is still a beautiful uncle. It's a pity, people can't be judged by their appearance, and they look like people. Who would have thought that such a person would It's the bad guys.

Well, it's not really a bad person, it's just that my father can't beat him, and he wants to kill me.

Master Zhu saw me sizing him up, and he looked at the arrangement in the house indifferently.

"Princess Pingyuan is also twelve or three."

What should come will still come.

I cheered up and said, "Twelve."

"I met Lin Niang when she was also twelve."

Master Zhu's tone was very nostalgic.

Mother Lin?Zhu Yougui's mother?

I didn't answer.Master Zhu continued.

"You are so close to Yougui, he must have told you about it."

"...He didn't say anything to me, he just took me to pay homage to Mrs. Song's tomb." I called Zhu Yougui's mother Mrs. Song, and then observed Mr. Zhu's face, there was no change...

Master Zhu's eyes seemed a little far away, "Her tomb...that's right, you can't enter the Zhu family's tomb, and there must be a place to put it."

"Why can't I get in?" I asked.

Lord Zhu said nothing.

But I remembered, Zhu Yougui said that his mother used to be a camp prostitute... and Mr. Zhu looked like a family of officials and officials, so he must not allow a woman of the world to enter the ancestral grave...

"Have you visited Mrs. Song?" I asked.

Master Zhu shook his head, "I can't go, and I won't go."

"Why?" I continued to ask.

Maybe it was because she realized that telling me this is a very funny and embarrassing thing, maybe it was because Mrs. Zhu’s thought of talking to me had been driven away by her reason. Instead of answering my question, she looked at me with a very flat, but But I felt very stressed eyes looking at me.

"Speaking of which, the son of King Fengxiang will be sixteen this year." Master Zhu said.

Although the tone was flat, there was a thunder in my heart, and my whole body was blown away.

But it was Mr. Zhu's next sentence that made the explosion even more joyful.

"I heard that Xiao Shizi is a good-looking talent, and he is also a young man of marriageable age."

Master Zhu, are you blind? You tell me that a young man is a young man of marriageable age.

My complexion may be a little green, maybe a little black mixed in.

"I disagree."

I finally expressed my thoughts, and at the same time I breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time I was worried about Mr. Zhu's reply.