[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times
Chapter 43] Heavy Water and Her Fried Hairy Boss
I crossed?
This is of course impossible.
"Huh? What did Xue Mo throw in this time?—" A female voice rang out, and a beauty in white appeared in front of me.
The beauty in white was beautiful and beautiful, but she looked familiar.
I quickly remembered who this woman was.
Chongshui Guanyin.It is the same as what I saw in the illusion of Wuzhuangguan, even the hairstyle has not changed.
Heavy water is not dead, or her soul is still there, existing in this space.
But... the Leaning Tower of Paris or something...
"Moonlight in front of the bed?" I asked tentatively.
"Li Bai slept soundly?" Chong Shui replied almost instantly.
"Uh...without colorful phoenix wings?"
"...A downcast phoenix is not as good as a chicken?" Continue to reply in seconds.
To sum up, Chongshui Guanyin's Chinese score must have failed.
"It's really an old acquaintance in a foreign land!!" Chong Shui held my hand excitedly. "How did you get tricked by that little kid?"
So I briefly introduced my identity and the reason for my arrest.
"Ah, so you are the reviving plant that can change its color during the day and change its color at night, no wonder that little bastard is so rare!"
When Chong Shui got excited, even his accent changed.
"... Which city were you from before?" Why did it sound so familiar.
"Me? I used to be from the Northeast, and I haven't used the dialect blablabla for many years..."
The image of such a heroic goddess once seen in the illusion collapsed in an instant... Collapsed...
Chongshui warmly welcomes me, and pulls me into the quaint courtyard to sit down.
"Well, by the way, my name is Chong Shui. Thousands of years ago, my occupation was Avalokitesvara." Chong Shui was a little emotional. "I don't know what the current heaven looks like."
"I know you, you are Jia Ling's master." It seems that they once had an unclear master-student relationship?
Chong Shui took out a paintbrush and drew a teacup in the air, and then I saw that white porcelain teacup landed in front of me, with steaming tea in it.
A long time ago, there was a story called the magic pen Ma Liang... now it should be called the magic pen Chongshui, the artifact level of Chongshui must be at least six stars or above!
"You know Jialing, eh, I don't know if he regularly prays and burns incense for me." Chong Shui said while drawing a roasted chicken leg for himself to eat.
Goddess, you are such a man, don't you pay attention to your image? Hey!
"Well... Jialing is mine now..." My what?
I couldn't think of the right word to use for a while, and after this pause, Chong Shui naturally ended the sentence.
"It's not easy. Jia Ling, who is not enlightened, knows how to pursue girls. It is worthy of being the teacher who taught him how to pick up girls... Ah no, teach him how to please girls." Chong Shui looked very moved. Looks like, took out a handkerchief to wipe away the tears that didn't exist. "It's just that I don't know if the little yellow books at the bottom of the box are still there... The erotic collections under the bed are for you, Xiaoci!"
=口=Who would want something like that...
"After all, just thinking about a pure-hearted and ascetic teenager makes me excited!" Chong Shui laughed so hard that his flowers trembled.
I don't know why... I always feel as if I know something important.
"Speaking of which, Jialing was really cute when she was a child. She was pink and tender, and she looked so good!" Chong Shui began to recall the past, maybe it was rare to meet an old acquaintance, and she couldn't stop when she opened her mouth.
"Let me tell you, when Jia Ling was still young, the young master of the Feng clan once prepared a gift for me and wanted Jia Ling to be his young master's wife hahaha... Then? Then that young master of the Feng clan I never came to Nanhai to play with Jialing again, hahaha..." (thumping the table and laughing).
Have you started the dark history of the August [-]th Jialing... I couldn't help but bend the corner of my mouth.
"Also, when he first started learning spells, there was a step that he couldn't fix no matter what, and then this guy hid in the study secretly at night and shed tears, but he never admitted that he cried."
"At that time, I had a Qiongqi mount, which was quite fat. There was a large group of golden hairs on Qiongqi's head. Jialing always went to pull Qiongqi's golden hair. Later? Then Qiongqi became bald..."
Chong Shui told me some things about Jialing very much. Those fresh and vivid Jialings appeared in front of my eyes one by one. Listening to Chongshui's narration, I felt very warm in my heart.
Is it because of Kaling?
.........
After reminiscing about the past, Chong Shui used her wonderful pen to draw a set of... er, cat-eared maid outfit? ? ?
Chong Shui winked at me with this maid outfit, "Do you want to try Xiao Ci?"
I twitched the corner of my mouth: "No, no need."
"That's right, what a pity." Chong Shui didn't force me, but soon I knew who was going to satisfy her bad taste——
When I met the young boss, I was discussing with Zhong Shui whether it is better for the maid to wear white stockings or black stockings.
The Gorefiend still wore his cloak to pretend to be mysterious. He glanced at me and sneered a few times for no apparent reason. Before he finished laughing, Chong Shui called him over.
"Little Mo~Mo~" Chong Shui elongated his melodious tone.
It was obvious that Xue Mo's face became very ugly when he set his eyes on the maid outfit on the white jade table.
"I don't agree." His voice seemed to be gnashing his teeth, and then he exploded: "I don't agree, I don't agree!! I don't want to say anything!!"
Chong Shui was still smiling, raised his hand to smooth Xue Mo's hair, and then leaned close to his ear and said something, and then Xue Mo's ears turned suspiciously red...
"Last time." I heard Xue Mo say this.
Xue Mo turned his head and said to me viciously, "What are you looking at, and watch me dig out your eyeballs!"
Chong Shui patted his head, "What are you doing so fiercely?"
Xue Mo's momentum immediately withered.
Then he took the maid outfit and disappeared as soon as he turned around.
From the past, I felt that the relationship between Chongshui Guanyin and Nantian Blood Demon was very delicate.
Thousands of years ago, they fell in love and killed each other, but now the big boss has been domesticated into some kind of canine animal by Heavy Water.
But having said that, can Jia Ling find me and make a cool appearance like last time?
In any case, at least the things encountered now are not as bad as imagined.
This is of course impossible.
"Huh? What did Xue Mo throw in this time?—" A female voice rang out, and a beauty in white appeared in front of me.
The beauty in white was beautiful and beautiful, but she looked familiar.
I quickly remembered who this woman was.
Chongshui Guanyin.It is the same as what I saw in the illusion of Wuzhuangguan, even the hairstyle has not changed.
Heavy water is not dead, or her soul is still there, existing in this space.
But... the Leaning Tower of Paris or something...
"Moonlight in front of the bed?" I asked tentatively.
"Li Bai slept soundly?" Chong Shui replied almost instantly.
"Uh...without colorful phoenix wings?"
"...A downcast phoenix is not as good as a chicken?" Continue to reply in seconds.
To sum up, Chongshui Guanyin's Chinese score must have failed.
"It's really an old acquaintance in a foreign land!!" Chong Shui held my hand excitedly. "How did you get tricked by that little kid?"
So I briefly introduced my identity and the reason for my arrest.
"Ah, so you are the reviving plant that can change its color during the day and change its color at night, no wonder that little bastard is so rare!"
When Chong Shui got excited, even his accent changed.
"... Which city were you from before?" Why did it sound so familiar.
"Me? I used to be from the Northeast, and I haven't used the dialect blablabla for many years..."
The image of such a heroic goddess once seen in the illusion collapsed in an instant... Collapsed...
Chongshui warmly welcomes me, and pulls me into the quaint courtyard to sit down.
"Well, by the way, my name is Chong Shui. Thousands of years ago, my occupation was Avalokitesvara." Chong Shui was a little emotional. "I don't know what the current heaven looks like."
"I know you, you are Jia Ling's master." It seems that they once had an unclear master-student relationship?
Chong Shui took out a paintbrush and drew a teacup in the air, and then I saw that white porcelain teacup landed in front of me, with steaming tea in it.
A long time ago, there was a story called the magic pen Ma Liang... now it should be called the magic pen Chongshui, the artifact level of Chongshui must be at least six stars or above!
"You know Jialing, eh, I don't know if he regularly prays and burns incense for me." Chong Shui said while drawing a roasted chicken leg for himself to eat.
Goddess, you are such a man, don't you pay attention to your image? Hey!
"Well... Jialing is mine now..." My what?
I couldn't think of the right word to use for a while, and after this pause, Chong Shui naturally ended the sentence.
"It's not easy. Jia Ling, who is not enlightened, knows how to pursue girls. It is worthy of being the teacher who taught him how to pick up girls... Ah no, teach him how to please girls." Chong Shui looked very moved. Looks like, took out a handkerchief to wipe away the tears that didn't exist. "It's just that I don't know if the little yellow books at the bottom of the box are still there... The erotic collections under the bed are for you, Xiaoci!"
=口=Who would want something like that...
"After all, just thinking about a pure-hearted and ascetic teenager makes me excited!" Chong Shui laughed so hard that his flowers trembled.
I don't know why... I always feel as if I know something important.
"Speaking of which, Jialing was really cute when she was a child. She was pink and tender, and she looked so good!" Chong Shui began to recall the past, maybe it was rare to meet an old acquaintance, and she couldn't stop when she opened her mouth.
"Let me tell you, when Jia Ling was still young, the young master of the Feng clan once prepared a gift for me and wanted Jia Ling to be his young master's wife hahaha... Then? Then that young master of the Feng clan I never came to Nanhai to play with Jialing again, hahaha..." (thumping the table and laughing).
Have you started the dark history of the August [-]th Jialing... I couldn't help but bend the corner of my mouth.
"Also, when he first started learning spells, there was a step that he couldn't fix no matter what, and then this guy hid in the study secretly at night and shed tears, but he never admitted that he cried."
"At that time, I had a Qiongqi mount, which was quite fat. There was a large group of golden hairs on Qiongqi's head. Jialing always went to pull Qiongqi's golden hair. Later? Then Qiongqi became bald..."
Chong Shui told me some things about Jialing very much. Those fresh and vivid Jialings appeared in front of my eyes one by one. Listening to Chongshui's narration, I felt very warm in my heart.
Is it because of Kaling?
.........
After reminiscing about the past, Chong Shui used her wonderful pen to draw a set of... er, cat-eared maid outfit? ? ?
Chong Shui winked at me with this maid outfit, "Do you want to try Xiao Ci?"
I twitched the corner of my mouth: "No, no need."
"That's right, what a pity." Chong Shui didn't force me, but soon I knew who was going to satisfy her bad taste——
When I met the young boss, I was discussing with Zhong Shui whether it is better for the maid to wear white stockings or black stockings.
The Gorefiend still wore his cloak to pretend to be mysterious. He glanced at me and sneered a few times for no apparent reason. Before he finished laughing, Chong Shui called him over.
"Little Mo~Mo~" Chong Shui elongated his melodious tone.
It was obvious that Xue Mo's face became very ugly when he set his eyes on the maid outfit on the white jade table.
"I don't agree." His voice seemed to be gnashing his teeth, and then he exploded: "I don't agree, I don't agree!! I don't want to say anything!!"
Chong Shui was still smiling, raised his hand to smooth Xue Mo's hair, and then leaned close to his ear and said something, and then Xue Mo's ears turned suspiciously red...
"Last time." I heard Xue Mo say this.
Xue Mo turned his head and said to me viciously, "What are you looking at, and watch me dig out your eyeballs!"
Chong Shui patted his head, "What are you doing so fiercely?"
Xue Mo's momentum immediately withered.
Then he took the maid outfit and disappeared as soon as he turned around.
From the past, I felt that the relationship between Chongshui Guanyin and Nantian Blood Demon was very delicate.
Thousands of years ago, they fell in love and killed each other, but now the big boss has been domesticated into some kind of canine animal by Heavy Water.
But having said that, can Jia Ling find me and make a cool appearance like last time?
In any case, at least the things encountered now are not as bad as imagined.
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