[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

It was late at night, and Jialing and I chose to float over the roof of the palace to meet Monkey King in a low-key way. Since we didn’t know where Monkey King was, Jialing and I floated over the palace several times, which seemed to scare some timid maids .

"Big brother guard, I'm so scared! There's a ghost!"

"Don't be afraid! I'm here!"

"Big brother guard, you are the best..."

It's wrong to disturb others, so I silently dragged Jialing to the other side.

There was a well in the royal garden of the palace, and suddenly an unknown object jumped out of the well, which was not clearly visible under the cover of night.

Jia Ling looked at the object and frowned slightly, as if thinking about something.

"What's wrong?" I couldn't help asking.

Jialing suddenly took my hand, "Don't be afraid, I'm here."

I:"………"

Which eye is it that you are afraid of seeing me?Besides, learning and selling now is too fast.

I twitched the corner of my mouth, "I'm not afraid."

Speaking of which, the moon tonight is really good, the bright moonlight casts a faint brilliance, but this brilliance only favors Jialing, making his soft and clear outline even more charming (?).

I have said so much, just want to express a meaning - this is not scientific!It's a bug that the moonlight shines on him alone!Also, the monkey that jumped out of the well has spotted us.

"Xiao Mao! Xiao Mao!" Brother Monkey waved to me excitedly.

"Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! Wait for me!" A panting Zhu Bajie climbed out of the well again, and when he saw Jialing and me, his eyes glistened with tears, as if he had finally found the light.

"Xiao Mao Xiao Mao!" Brother Hou was still waving at me excitedly, but his monkey hair was all wet, so the whole person (monkey) looked stupid, reminding me of how he bid farewell to me after learning .

I just want to recall Brother Monkey's dark history.

We couldn't stand on the roof and talk to them, so we floated down.

Bajie hurriedly approached, "Xiao Mao, have you brought back Brother Hou's medicine?" It seemed that he was particularly concerned about this matter.

I looked at Kaling.

Kaling looked at me.

What are you looking at me for...?

"The only thing missing is the medicine." Jia Ling explained the reason succinctly. The medicine needs me to bleed a lot, and I may be weaker than my aunt afterward.

Jia Ling held my hand without any sign of letting go, he seemed a little distressed. "Suddenly I don't want to cure Monkey King anymore..."

Bajie burst into tears, "Bodhisattva, please have pity on me. If Brother Hou can't be cured, I, Lao Zhu, will have to live under Brother Monkey's clutches every day for the rest of my life!"

Sun Wukong, who was walking next to him, seemed to understand what he said, and unceremoniously gave Bajie a shudder.

Although the flowers in the Royal Garden are blooming beautifully, it is impossible to feed mosquitoes here all the time, so we listened to Bajie tell the story of the last time they met Jinjiaoyinjiao while walking.

"Xiao Mao, you don't know how powerful those two kings are! Even Brother Monkey was captured by them, but he was as witty as me, and beat them to the bum! Didn't Brother Monkey change his name several times last time? What kind of descendant is Xingzhe, who is Xingzun, my old pig has also changed it, and it is called "Tongtian Dundi Xiaobawang!" Xiaomao, what do you think of my name? balbalbal..."

Zhu Bajie said with high spirits, I complained silently in my heart, hey, the one who got beaten to the bum was obviously you, okay? Don’t think that I don’t know if I haven’t seen it with my own eyes. What the hell is Xiaobawang? I automatically made up the appearance of Zhu Bajie shuttled between the sky and the ground. No matter how I think about it, I feel very happy...

All in all, after Bajie finished describing how heroic and invincible he was at that time, he finally discovered the JQ between me and Jialing.

"Xiao Mao, what's the matter with you and Guanyin?" Bajie asked in a low voice with a mysterious expression on his face.

Ah, the night gave you black eyes, and you use them to seek gossip.

I think my expression should be quite calm, "I don't know."

"But you are blushing." Jia Ling smiled.

"………"This unscientific.

"Hehe, it's a bit hot tonight."

Regardless of whether it’s hot or not tonight, I’m still in a good mood to reunite with the scripture learning team again. The explanation given by Bajie for the second-year behavior who didn’t sleep in the middle of the night and went to the imperial garden to jump into the well is that the king of the black chicken country I gave Tang Monk a dream, to the effect that the holy monk is the king of the black chicken country, and the current king is a fake Wo's injustice. Wo died with peace in his eyes. That counterfeit wants to take advantage of Wo's wife (no, that's not the point) Wo is in the imperial garden The one who was pushed down the well by that monster, you guys have to help me get justice, blah blah...

So the helpful Tang Seng asked Bajie Wukong to come to the Royal Garden to find out. Bajie scratched his head and said that he saw the Dragon King of the West Sea at the bottom of the well. Let’s not talk about why the bottom of the well in the palace leads directly to the mysterious topography of the Dragon King Palace. The fact that the Dragon King has preserved the king’s body very well makes people imagine. As for whether he has strange hobbies or something, we don’t know. In short, Bajie learned from the Dragon King why the king of the Wuji Kingdom was pushed away in anger. The truth about going down the well.

It was just because the king of the Wuji Kingdom drank wine with his friend (the lion spirit) against the moon at that time, and when he got drunk, he shouted, "What is Manjusri Bodhisattva! Avalokitesvara is truly stunning!"

I thought about it, and I still agree with the view of the king of Wuji Kingdom. After all, I don't know what Manjushri looks like, but Guanyin is indeed beautiful.

So he failed to control the strength of Manjusri Bodhisattva, the loyal dog, and the lion spirit, and directly slapped the king into the well.

The lion spirit just kept doing nothing, turned himself into a king and ascended the throne, walked cats and dogs all day long, drank and had fun, did not do business (?), and enjoyed the life of a foolish king.

All in all, this is a tragedy caused by a single sentence.