[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

After torturing the little white dragon, Brother Monkey got 【Bound Little White Dragon】×1, and dead fish, shrimps and turtles all over the floor, and indirectly caused trauma to Tang Seng's fragile little heart——

"Ah! My horse—!" Tang Seng screamed, and tears fell while throwing himself on the little white horse. "Xiaobai! Xiaobai! Why did you just go like this! I raised you up in vain!" (Hey, there seems to be something wrong?)

It is said that women are made of water, but Tang Seng's frailty is comparable to that of a water demon. Is it because he floated on the river since he was a child?

Sun Wukong welcomed me to join the scripture learning team. The little white dragon was tied up and stranded on the shore, twisting and twisting, trying to get himself out of the predicament, but even if he twisted his waist like a twist, he couldn't figure it out. .

Tang Seng felt very heartbroken because of the death of the little white horse, and hated the murderer, Xiao Bailong, but as a monk, especially as a monk with no power to restrain the chicken, Tang Seng could only stay aside and chant sutras for the little white horse Transition.

"Bold! You monstrous monkey! Let the prince go!" Little White Dragon's dragon head was facing me, because Monkey King was behind Little White Dragon, he couldn't turn his head to face Monkey King, so he had to watch me talk to Monkey King, "Do you know who my father is?! My father is the famous Dragon King of the East China Sea!"

Xiao Bailong's eyes are very domineering, and there is a little embarrassment, I am ashamed, I know, I know, I know everything.

This is no longer the era of fighting for fathers, Sun Wukong snorted, "Then do you know who my grandson is? Telling it will scare you to death!"

"You? Hmph, aren't you just a country monkey! Could it be that you have some big background? My father is the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and he can drown you by spitting!" Little Bailong had no sense of being a hostage at all. , and then began to tell the great deeds of his father, the Dragon King of the East China Sea (a thousand words are omitted here), the whole speech has only one central point: my father is awesome, and you are a scum compared to my father.

I silently took out a handkerchief to wipe my face, Xiao Bailong's saliva was a little bit profuse.

"Ha! It turns out that the Dragon King of the East China Sea has also done such things as changing diapers for children!" Sun Wukong laughed, "What else? Tell my old Sun Lele!"

"What do you know?! That's because that child is me! My father loves me so much! Have you ever heard of a father's love like a mountain? Huh, my father will definitely not let you go! When the time comes, wait for me!" Cry!" Xiao Bailong became angry from embarrassment, his whole body turned pink from anger.

"My old grandson is Monkey King, the great sage who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago! When my old grandson was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you didn't know where to play with mud!" Sun Wukong was obviously showing off his majesty back then.

It's a pity that Xiaobailong didn't give him face, and asked blankly, "Monkey King Monkey King? What kind of monster is this? The prince has never heard of it!"

This really can’t be blamed on Little White Dragon. Around the time when Monkey King went to the Heavenly Palace, he was imprisoned by his father for molesting the little princess of the South China Sea. He was imprisoned by his father to practice purely on Penglai Island. When he came out again, Monkey King had already been crushed by Wuzhi Mountain Years later, Xiao Bailong himself is not a person who likes to pay attention to gossip, and Tianting keeps silent about "Sun Wukong", the monkey monster who made them lose face, and then, there is no more...

Sun Wukong was choked by Xiaobailong's answer, which made him feel very embarrassed, but Sun Dasheng is not such a shameless person, so in the end he just found a reason to break one of Xiaobailong's horns.

One of the horns of the little white dragon was broken by Sun Wukong, and the whole dragon fell down. Because the little white dragon drowned Tang Seng's white horse, Sun Wukong wanted to take the little white dragon to Guanyin to ask for an explanation (although Xiaobai The dragon is worse), but I heard that Guanyin planned to go to Tathagata’s place today and let it go. The two of them planned to look for Guanyin tomorrow. It was getting late today, so everyone decided to make do with it for a night on the shore of the lake. Of course, Xiao Bailong was still tied up and thrown aside.

Tang Seng lost his leg strength, and Wukong brought a white dragon when he came back from the fight. Dinner became a worry for several people. Fortunately, I left with two cakes and shared them with Tang Seng and Monkey King.

I have not entered Buddhism, and I have not worshiped Tang Seng as a master. Naturally, I don’t need to abstain from meat, so the small fish that was shot to death on the shore became my dinner today. I took a tree branch and put it in the stomach of the fish. The wild seasoning, and then put it on the fire and roast it over and over again. Although there is no salty smell, I have practiced the grilling technique of fish hundreds of years ago, and now the smell of fish has wafted far away.

With a small malnourished face, Tang Seng looked away with difficulty, looking at the plain cake in his hand, with tears in his eyes.

Sun Wukong was also very coveted, but he still remembered that he was a Buddhist and Daoist. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "I'll eat your fish after my old grandson and that nagging monk have finished their meal."

Then I thought, sage, you have no chance to eat fish.

Only the little white dragon, who was still tied to the ground, stared straight at the fish in my hand with a pair of big and round eyes. There seemed to be suspicious liquid dripping from the corner of his mouth. I couldn't help reminding it, "Be careful of your saliva."

"Your grilled fish is good! Feed it to me!" Xiao Bailong seemed to blushed, and then said to me, maybe he finally had a little bit of hostage consciousness, and he didn't call himself the prince anymore, but he still couldn't hide his tone arrogance in

I felt that since I will be a buddy who will learn scriptures together in the future, I don't need to worry about him, so I fed some grilled fish to Xiao Bailong.

Seeing him eating happily, I reminded him, "This fish has many bones, be careful not to get stuck."

In the next second, Xiao Bailong was so stuck that he couldn't speak. It must be the biggest fishbone's fault.Little Bailong was stuck so teary-eyed that he twisted and turned to go to the lake to drink a lot of water before finally flushing the fishbone down.

It was already dark, Tang Seng didn't prepare to rest, but took out the flowered hat and waved to Wukong, "Wukong, come here, Master will show you something good."

Monkey King walked over, saw the hat, and said happily, "Is it for my grandson?"

"Of course." Tang Seng looked serious, and he couldn't tell at all that he wanted to cheat Monkey King.

Sun Wukong picked up the hat and gestured on his head, "Master, where did this hat come from?"

"I picked it up on the mountain." Tang Seng was still serious, but Sun Wukong actually believed it. How could there be a hat on this deserted mountain?Majesty, where did your IQ go...

Sun Wukong put on his hat and took a photo by the lake, although the lake at night couldn't see anything clearly, but it didn't make the great sage lose his smug interest...

So Sun Dasheng's nightmare began...

The Great Sage began to roll on the ground, yelling "Master, you cheated on me!" while rolling all over in mud.

Tang Seng's answer was this: "This is a magic spell, which was given by Goddess Guanyin. If you don't obey me in the future, I will recite the spell to make you have a headache." The implication is: I am not willing to deceive you. , this is the order of Guanyin, if you want to blame it, blame Guanyinba (*￣︶￣＊)

Sun Wukong hurriedly told Tang Seng that he would listen to Master's words in the future, and I persuaded Tang Seng to stop reciting the mantra.

Sun Wukong was in a cold sweat from the pain, and went to visit the lake again. He made a loud noise in the lake, presumably to vent his aggrieved heart.

After tidying up his apprentices, Tang Seng fell asleep beautifully. I saw that little white dragon couldn't fall asleep, and I didn't feel sleepy either. I remembered that little white dragon didn't know the origin of Monkey King, so I told little white dragon about the story of how Monkey King died 500 years ago. Don't make him short-sighted to think that only his father is the most powerful about the troubles in Tiangong.

"Once upon a time, on the top of Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou, there was a big stone. This stone was soaked with the essence of the sun and the moon. One day, a stone monkey jumped out of the stone..."

My voice is not loud, but I can hear it by the lake. With the plot of my story, the sound made by Monkey King in the lake gradually became smaller, and finally he joined the story I told to make a few complaints.

"The Taishang Laojun is so disgusting! He actually deceived my grandson!"

"Erlang God is not a good guy either!"

"Jade Emperor? Don't mention it, my old grandson still remembers how cowardly he was at that time!"

The first night I joined the scripture-seeking team, I spent it like this in the narration of the "Great Sage Story Club"...