[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

The winner of Guanyin and Wuqi has been divided, and Wuqi with soy sauce walked away against the decadent background board. He said that he would go back to retreat for 500 years. I patted him on the shoulder and said to him, "Go back and put Yao Let Yue Fairy catch up, Yaoyue won't care about the outcome between you and Guanyin, so don't be attached." - Don't be attached to being beaten.

Avalokitesvara took away Lily's perverted big-breasted monster. Before he left, the big-breasted monster gave me a bottle of fairy pour, saying that it was the drug she took from Qin Guangwang back then. I have already seen the quality, and it is very good. , I accepted, even though the guy kept clamoring that it was a gift of love for me.

The beauties of the big-breasted monster, A, B, and Ding, woke up and heard the whereabouts of the big-breasted monster. They looked at each other in blank dismay, and then immediately flew away to the east, flying in silk, looking quite beautiful.

Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng walked over with a stack of scriptures in their hands. Tang Seng carefully put the scriptures away and was about to set off.

Zhu Bajie: Huh?Did we forget something?

The white dragon horse trapped in the ruins of the cave: T_T and me...

After rescuing the white dragon horse, the scripture learning team regained its combat effectiveness, tidied up and continued westward.

The places he walked were all continuous mountain peaks. Zhu Bajie was very worried about the quality of life of eating wild vegetables every day. He had been weighing whether he had lost a lot of weight recently, and when he mentioned Gao Laozhuang, he had a look of nostalgia.

Sun Wukong has always lived such a poor life, playing with the golden hoop and bullying Zhu Bajie every day, he seems quite at ease.

After going through the wind and rain along the way, Tang Seng's delicate body has been exercised much better, but he still looks like he has little flesh.

And Bailongma... because of the lack of rations in the team, he can already rely on eating grass to fill his stomach... I admire his super adaptability.

As the only girl in the pilgrimage team, I don’t have to lead a horse, don’t have to carry burdens, and don’t have to fight monsters. I catch some creatures to fill my stomach every day. I have a good life. The only thing that worries me is that I haven’t cleaned it for a long time. , I haven't seen a lake for seven or eight days in a row. Although I have cleaning skills, I still want to take a bath in warm water to feel comfortable.

On this day, I walked through the grass that was as tall as a person, and suddenly saw a small stream flowing down, sparkling with silver waves in the sun, and the stream was rippling.The beauty in my heart, I can finally take a good bath.

I said hello to Sun Wukong and the others. Since I didn't feel safe taking a bath in the wild, I waved and set up a forbidden barrier.

Put the robe on the bank, the cool stream overflows the collarbone.

As soon as I took off the hairpin on my head, there was a stuttering and bewildered "Gu, girl..." behind me.

Fuck!Why is the prohibition enchantment of labor and capital useless! !I grabbed the clothes on the bank and put them on, turned my head and stared at the one behind me who looked only twelve or thirteen years old, with loose silver hair, big blue eyes with watery eyes, and a red face... the little Zhengtai.

My momentum immediately withered.

I am a genteel, especially I have no resistance to such a fresh, delicious, pure and attractive genteel.

The silver-haired young lady covered her eyes, "Girl, yes, I'm sorry, I, I didn't know you were taking a bath..."

I tucked my hair behind my ears and softened my breath. "Forget it, anyway, you didn't see the light."

His soft silver hair floated gently in the water, and his blue eyes showed firmness, "I will take responsibility!"

Hey, did you hear me? Although I like Xiao Zhengtai very much, I am an old cow who doesn't eat tender grass! !

"No need." I returned to the shore, thinking about lighting a fire for a while to dry my clothes.

"I will be responsible! My mother said that if you see all the girl's body, you have to marry her back home!" The silver-haired boy was so stubborn, he looked up at me.

You still want to marry me with your little appearance?I made up the picture in my head, and I was very happy when I thought about it.

The silver-haired young lady continued, "I am the river god of the Liusha River, and I have many, many betrothal gifts." He looked at me without blinking.

I leaned down slightly and patted his head, "You are still young, and when you grow up, you will know that you can't just marry a girl home."

Quicksand River? ...Uh, the name seems familiar...

My hand that patted his head froze, what the hell, Quicksand River!Isn't it the place to subdue Drifting Monks?Could it be... I silently shifted my gaze to the face of the silver-haired young lady, wouldn't it be what I thought?

"What's your name?"

"Zhenghe." The silver-haired Xiaozheng answered obediently.

"Then... is there a monster called Drifting Monk in your Tongtian River?" I asked, nodding my chin.

Zheng He frowned, but still answered me obediently. "Yes, before I occupied the Quicksand River, there was a man-eating monster called Drifting, but after I occupied his Quicksand River, he ran away."

Ran? !No!Where can I find Tang Seng's third apprentice?I frowned. "Do you know where he went?"

Zheng He shook his head.

Drifting just ran away so irresponsibly?Did Avalokitesvara enlighten him at all?Does he still want to go west to learn Buddhist scriptures?I wondered and thought, these questions have no results, forget it, this is not something I should worry about, let the plot go as it should.

I straightened up, straightened my clothes, and planned to leave Liushahe.

"Girl, you haven't told me your name yet." Zheng He asked crisply.

I paused, "Bai Xiaoci."

"Little Ci! Just wait for me to marry you!" Zheng He smiled like a flower.

It’s been a long time since no one called me Xiaoci. They usually call me Xiaomao, the Zuobi name given to me by the Great Sage…

I sighed, "Zheng He, you don't need to be responsible." When I said this, I felt a bit of entanglement in my heart. Why did this tone sound like the feeling of shaking hands and planning to leave after a night of dating?Nonsence!I'm thinking about something!

Zheng He didn't speak any more, he looked up at the noon sky, his expression changed, and he disappeared before my eyes with a "swoosh".

I pushed aside the tall grass and went back. I always feel that this little one is too far away from being as simple as it seems...

Tang Seng was leaning under a big tree to read the scriptures, Bajie talked to the white dragon horse like a rascal to relieve his boredom, and there was no sign of Monkey King around. I just wanted to ask, but somersaulting clouds passed me by.

Sun Wukong jumped off the somersault cloud, "Master, my old grandson went to see the situation at the foot of the mountain. There is a town at the foot of the mountain called Fuyun Town. Let's speed up our pace and we can get there before the sun goes down."

Hearing what Sun Wukong said, Tang Seng nodded. I was still wearing wet clothes, so I hurried to Sun Wukong to borrow a fire to dry them.

We finally arrived at Fuyun Town before the sun set. Under the setting sun, Fuyun Town looked very quiet, not as popular as Wulong Town.

Sun Wukong turned into my appearance again. Zhu Bajie considered that his appearance was not too normal, so he followed the trend and turned into a girl, but he was too tall to look directly at. It seems that Bajie’s 36 transformations still need to be practiced ah.

Although the combination of a monk and three girls is not serious, but the kind-hearted grandfather still allowed us to spend the night in the backyard.

The grandfather has a beautiful granddaughter named Fang Xin. Fang Xin seems to have a good impression of girls of the same age, but it seems that Monkey King and Zhu Bajie are not normal when they are holding the girl's body, so she knocks on the door and enters the room to meet her "Normal girl" me talking.

As soon as Fang Xin sat down, she wiped her tears and complained to me that there were not many girls in the village, and most of them married to other villages.Not far from Fuyun Town, there is a river called Liusha River. In the river, there is a man-eating river god who likes beautiful and young girls. He asks the people of Fuyun Town to enshrine a young girl every year. Otherwise, Fuyun Town will be flooded. It made the whole village unable to survive. She should be the one who was enshrined this year, but her friend Liu Zhi went to Liusha River for her. She was very sad.

She also told me that the river god likes to lie and tease people the most, he is very hateful.

Let’s not complain about how vulgar this stalk is, the river god of Liusha River?Love to tell lies and tease people?I thought of Zheng He, and thought of Zheng He's saying that the Drifting Monk had run away and the sudden disappearance at noon. I asked about the time when the girl was enshrined, and sure enough, it was noon. Let me just say, how could such an important person run away for no reason?The silver-haired little Zhengtai is really disgusting. As for why he didn't see the Drifting Monk... Presumably Monkey King and Zhu Bajie are needed to trigger the plot?

I sighed in my heart, people should not be judged by appearances, Mrs. Xiaozheng was born so juicy but has such hobbies.

Fang Xin looked very disgusted with that river god, "He must be ugly! Poor Liu Zhi..." She wiped away her tears, "It would be great if someone could get rid of this scourge. I will enshrine the girl..."

I comforted her, Miss Fang Xin finished venting her emotions, and finally went back to her room to rest, I was thinking about whether to take Monkey King with me to trouble Zhenghe tomorrow, when I raised my eyes, I saw the young lady with silver hair sweeping the floor appearing in front of me, with a delicate face and a slight smile, but I always felt that something was wrong with him.

Why is it so silent!People scare people and scare people to death, okay?

As soon as I calmed down my frightened little heart, I heard his faint voice.

"I'm not satisfied with that girl in the daytime, Xiao Ci, please marry me."

I rubbed my brows, "Don't be kidding."

"So you mean, you don't want to marry me?" Zheng He had a gloomy little face.

...Did I hit something rotten recently?First is Lily, the perverted big-breasted monster, and then the little Zhengtai, who is uncertain about the weather, why are all the people who have a crush on me not normal people?

"There is no possibility between us!" I said awe-inspiringly, how can we fall in love with different races?

Soon I knew the consequences of uttering these words. Immediately afterwards, the back of my neck hurt, my eyes went dark, and I could no longer stand still.

Before I fainted, I only had one thought, fuck, there are so many things that happen to labor and management when they take a bath!