[Jian San] That person, that thing, that river and lake

As for the game, are you playing it, or is it playing you?

It turns out that if the microphone is not turned on, there will be problems of one kind or another.

Even if you keep saying that you are a woman, people probably won't believe it.

Lin Xiaomi was speechless.

Think about that player Liu Suifeng who was made into an npc on Tianzi Peak...

Isn't the reason why he killed Xiuxiu in revenge because he was cheated...

From then on, it was determined that out of ten Xiuxiu, nine demons!

As for the gang...

Hehe, the protagonist of that story is also a Xiuxiu...

But Ren Xiuxiu has been afk for a long time.

So everyone in the gang called him a kind of animal that describes Qixiu, goldfish.

To spit out, the classification of fish belongs to animals, right?

[Guild] [Leisure and Boring]: That was a long, long time ago...

[Guild] [Lan Lanlan]: Guild leader, stop dragging the text, let me do the talking!Wow, little Maomao, I know, I know, absolutely no delay in typing, no delay!

[Guild] [Fluffy Bear]: The expression [Crazy] Can I change my name! ! !

[Guild] [Leisure and boring]: ...

Is it easy for me to pretend?As the leader of the gang, Xian Xian was very sad and found a corner to draw circles.

What about the majesty of her leader?

In this regard, Zhongbangzhong will definitely give her a very perfect answer.

That thing is on you, it doesn't exist!

[Guild] [Fluffy Bear]: ...

Mao Maoxiong knocked out a row of ellipses, he really wanted to remind Lan Lanlan that he is still fighting the boss now! !

Now their team is still fighting the boss! ! !

Before the boss story started, most of the people were attracted by the gossip...

What about the pvp high-cold facial paralysis?

Are they all a bunch of funny tats?

what?

[Team] [Fluffy Bear]: Come on, let me tell you how the next old guard will fight...

On the one hand, Lan Lanlan's long text is conveying gossip to the gang, and on the other hand, Mao Maoxiong's broken iron voice is explaining the dungeon...

This picture is really...

Too beautiful to dare to look at...

Lin Xiaomi watched the guild channel with great interest, and really wanted to give Lan Lanlan a big like!

The most indispensable thing these days is gossip! !

It turned out that this misunderstanding of not turning on the microphone came from this...

In other words, at the beginning of the establishment of the idle gang, there were still some very diligent players who wanted to go to the top five players.

For example, Mao Maoxiong has always wanted to win the top five of the 25-person war treasure.

During that time, he was brushing every day, every day, and the people in his fixed team almost vomited.

After beating the old one, rushing to the second...

The second child can't beat him, but he can fight again the next day.

For seven consecutive days a week, I just soaked in Zhanbao Jialan!

And at that time, Mao Bear's biggest resentment was...

There is no treatment! !Not enough treatment!

Ask Xiuxiu! !

Ask for a super powerful show! !

As a result, in the gang...

Bing Xinxiuxiu! !Bing Xinxiuxiu! !

no healer...

Oops, do you want a mind-healing method that only has level one?

During that time, finding a sharp treatment has become a major concern of Mao Maoxiong.

Have you ever seen a person standing still in the novice village, just to fool the novice girl who just entered the village, to be a healer?

It starts with...

Oh, the new guy, right?Let me tell you, there is a future in treatment!

As long as you are a healer, you are guaranteed to take the full level all the way! !

Who is that, enter Qixiufang!

Our world of rivers and lakes needs you to join the big seven show to add a touch of rice dividend color!

Anyway, all kinds of nonsense words are thrown out indiscriminately.

So much so that for a while, everyone in the guild detoured when they saw him, and hid their guild name by the way...

In a word, I really can't afford to lose this person!

Just when the furry bear was being abused by the war treasure boss and was about to collapse...

Can it not crash?The entire team can get the amount of treatment is only two Xiuxiu.

The others were either Wanhua who was forced to leave the scriptures, or Xiuxiu who struggled to upgrade her mind-healing method.

Once again, the skills in the 70s are not based on points, but on proficiency!

The first level is about a few hundred points of proficiency, that is, it needs to be used hundreds of times, and the second level will rise to a few thousand times...

Anyway, that's it, they miraculously defeated 4 bosses! !

However, the real difficulty has always been the last drop.

Lan Lanlan found out the crooked building while talking, because Mao Maoxiong had already protested righteously for himself on the YY channel.

"Lanlan, God told me to stay in Xinshou Village unshakably, why don't you say that you stand at the door of Qixiu every day to post advertisements?"

[Guild] [Lan Lan Lazy]: Expression [sticking out tongue] talking fast for a while, talking fast for a while~~haha

[Guild] [Leisure and Boring]: You are right, both of you have made outstanding contributions to the healing of our guild!expression [applause] expression [applause]

Guild channel: ...

Master, can you arrange flowers? ! !

However, just when Mao Maoxiong was about to enter the door of Qixiufang with a pair of scissors!

The surprise came out of nowhere!

A Xiuxiu, a sharp Xiuxiu who can be both Bingxin and Yunshang actually joined the team!

The reason is simple, people want to play a copy! !

According to people at the time, Mao Maoxiong's tone of voice could be said to be an exaggeration to turn into a wolf! !

Aww-! !

[Guild] [Fluffy Bear]: Lanlanlan! ! !Don't say anything that is not important! ! !

[Guild] [Yun Mo Xiaotian]: Huh, looking back on the past?

[Guild] [Killing Dance Blood]: What what?Xiaotian?What happened? 0,0?

How did this pair of killing gods come out?

Fluffy Bear's face turned black...

Just now he missed why these two people didn't go online to make a copy, but now when they go online, he can't wait to fly to Java with his thoughts just now!

[Guild] [Fluffy Bear]: Xiaotian take good care of your wife!

[Guild] [Killing Dance Blood]: Oops~~ So shy~ Xiongxiong can really talk!

Xiong Xiong is a ghost! !Why do girls nowadays love to use overlapping characters so much?

The corner of Mao Maoxiong's mouth twitched, YY is still a responsible commander, everyone is going to fight this Dihua boss, Lao Wei!

With Feiyun under the knife, there are basically no living people...

"Jianzhuan Liuyun washed out!! Bingxiu!!"

Mao Bear's tone at this time was obviously venting, but what responded to him was snickering in the channel room.

Depressed! !

Xiuxiu is a good Xiuxiu, really, at that time when Zhanbao opened up wasteland, there suddenly appeared a Xiuxiu with a good sense of technique, which made Mao Maoxiong feel like a treasure! !

Type this?bring!

playing equipment?bring!

Play daily?bring!

Anyway, it's the four big five small ordinary heroes' prestige all the way every day!

Of course, Zhan Bao still has to be dripped!

That Xiuxiu is the goldfish that Lan Lanlan is talking about now.

In Jiansanli, the ratio of female characters to male characters can be said to be fairly even.

Because of this, even though World of Warcraft is still very popular, some men will still come to Jiansan to play for girls or something.

This is an inference that I don't know when it came out, anyway, that's all I said.

However, the fact is that there are really many sister papers in Jiansan.

Especially seeing the cosplayers, there are so many handsome men and beautiful women!

Lin Xiaomi saw the name goldfish and was still thinking, um, what does it look like?

Of course, since Goldfish joined Mao Bear's permanent war treasure group, Mao Bear really felt that everything went smoothly.

To put it in a slogan, it means that the waist no longer hurts, the legs no longer hurt, and it tastes good to eat!

It's just that it took half a year!Half a year! !

This goldfish has never made a sound on the channel!

So much so that all the male members of the gang once thought this was a girl, this is definitely a girl!

This is still a girl with a super sharp technique! !

Suddenly...

It's all kinds of tragedies!

Can you imagine that when the soft, cute and sweet girl in your fantasy suddenly turns on the microphone one day, can you make the sound of Chinese paper?

And as far as experience is concerned, it is definitely not the sound that the voice changer can make.

At the same time, the very shameful thing is that the voice of that Chinese paper, according to the sister paper of the gang, is ouch, this is the best little receiving sound! !

then……

Even in the 70s when the corrupt culture was not so popular, everyone in the gang has been yelled round after round.

Hearing this, Lin Xiaomi didn't know why she inexplicably made up a video she saw recently.

The title of that video seems to be "Rotten Girls of Tianzi Peak, please let me go!" "

The leader of the gang in the video, in a state of tears streaming down his face, wants to tell the audience that the rotten girls of their gang are simply too powerful!

In a matter of minutes, a child who is not corrupt and not basic can start chatting with them about petty offenses, tsundere belly and black crosses.

And the apprentices he recruited started YY every minute!

It's just that Lin Xiaomi wanted to complain that the tone of the boss in that video was just like a tsundere.

Regarding the shock caused by the goldfish at that time, the leader of the gang made a summary:

[Guild] [Leisure and boring]: Back then, how many people fell under the skirts of goldfish!

[Guild] [Lan Lanlan]: It's a pity that he is afk because of his marriage, and he probably has a baby now.

That's right, Goldfish's voice seemed to be because he wanted to say goodbye.

This game can always turn sentimental by the minute.

If you are nice to a person, that person will feel it!

For some reason, Lin Xiaomi seemed to think of something else.

From a recent post I read...

A man who entered Jiansan for the first time, was lucky enough to meet a very good master.

Daben took him, taught him how to fight, and taught him very carefully.

As a result, the man said with emotion in the post, "Master is so kind to me, I feel like I'm going to be broken!"

Yes, his master was a man.

Now there are not many masters who lead people with such patience, but men and women will feel very loving, men and women...

Lin Xiaomi thought about it, if this is the case, it is estimated that the pressure will be great.

In fact, it is quite a strange phenomenon. Some things are not strange for girls to do with girls, and it is not strange for boys to do with girls, but it is inexplicably strange for boys to do with boys!

Is it the same reason for goldfish?

Lin Xiaomi sweated deeply for her brain hole, and then...

"Flying Cloud Flying Knife!! Jump!! Shrimp!!!"

then……

There's no after that……