lover relationship

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The hot spring water is not deep, they are sitting on the shore, stepping on the sitz bath tiles under their feet, the petty bourgeoisie is decent.But Lin Wei was caught off guard and pushed by him. When he stood up from the water, he was very embarrassed. He even wrinkled his eyebrows and eyes and stared at him frowningly.

Sang Ye smiled and nodded between his eyebrows: "Did you ever give birth to a boy in your teens? You wince and frown every day, and you look so old."

Lin Wei slapped his hands away and stepped ashore. The edge of the hot spring was inlaid with a circle of flat and beautiful tiles. Lin Wei took off his bathrobe and covered Sangye's head—"Damn it, my freshly dried hair !" Sang Ye yelled and tore off the wet bathrobe, and when he looked back, Lin Wei had already entered the room in shorts to change.

Sang Ye threw the wet bathrobe on the floor and walked around the room. He didn't see any red wine, and he was not satisfied. He turned around and went to the bedroom. Looking from this side, you can just see a small cinnabar mole on the back of his waist, as bright as a red rose.

"Uh... don't you have a bathrobe?" Sang Ye thought of Lin Chen's weird obsessive-compulsive disorder and cleanliness.

Lin Wei pursed his lower lip. There were still clothes in the closet, but they were not bathrobes, but pajamas.

The bathrobes of the two of them were newly delivered by steaming, and these pajamas are not sure.

Lin Wei doesn't like to use things that others have used.

Sang Ye probed into the closet and looked around, whistled "Oh, cool", squinted at Lin Wei, met his reproachful eyes, Sang Ye blinked innocently: "I think silk Pajamas are nice too."

Lin Wei looked at the printed pajamas in the closet, his eyes twitched and said, "No."

"Then how about I buy it for you now?" Sang Ye asked tentatively.

Lin Wei glanced at him: "Are you driving? Do you have a driver's license?"

"I really didn't bring it with me, and I didn't plan to buy it myself," Sang Ye honestly took out his phone and shook it, "I can ask the little follower to deliver it."

Lin Wei looked at him coldly: "That little girl in the hospital?"

"Yes, but her driving skills are not very good, she was the one who told me to confuse me last time," Sang Ye shamelessly framed Ye Xiaoru, and slandered, "With her ability to deliver clothes, I can wait until the year of the monkey, the horses, the moon, the sea, and the rocks to dry up." Forever."

Sang Ye looked at Lin Wei with a stinky face, scolded him in his heart for being troublesome, pulled off his collar with a playful smile on his face and asked, "How about I take it off for you?"

Lin Wei stared at him in distaste for a while, and took a bath again with the outfit he had changed earlier.

Seeing him walking into the bathroom, Sang Ye felt that this man was funny for some reason, and it was only when he was sulking that he seemed to be half a year younger than him.

Tsk, kind of cute.

Sang Ye likes this kind of eccentric person, whether it is a meticulous experimental maniac, a blond bar-club youth, an art lunatic or a picky troublemaker.

They have distinct personalities, and their love and hatred can be seen.

Sang Ye likes to secretly set the pointer meter of the instrument in the home of the experimental madman to non-zero. Seeing the rigorous German scratching his head and adjusting it to zero again and again, he still doesn’t know what’s wrong. When he finally knows the truth, he tears and said Sure enough, science and engineering are not worthy of dating.

Sang Ye also likes to strum the Fender electric guitar of the clubbing youth, tune the strings and fry one by one, so angry that Xiaoqinger will not drink with him anymore, and finally wants to smash the guitar with tens of thousands of yuan on his head.

After knowing that the lunatic who studied art is a sloppy who sleeps everywhere and anyone has a bed, Sang Ye knocked over all his white paint in retaliation. The speed of life and death at night.

Tsk, although he often feels sorry, Sangye still doesn't feel guilty. Except for being prettier and committing crimes, most of them are pampered.

It's just that his strange behavior is really neurotic, and no one can bear it.

Sang Ye often thinks that he is a monster. He has the same coquettish disease as birds, and likes to show off his feathers and wings. The monster he thinks is a unicorn.

ill.

I don't know how long this Lin Chen can bear him.

Sang Ye thought to himself that although this incident was just a small episode, seeing Lin Wei's reaction was quite big, hey, he's so troublesome, it's only the second day of getting along, so it would be better not to make trouble for him.

In order to sleep with him, Sang Ye decided to compromise, so please apologize.

Lin Wei took a bath for so long that Sang Ye labeled him a certain big girl, so the bathroom might be his "embroidered building".

Amid boredom and laziness, he decided to play a mobile phone game. He first found a role-playing game, downloaded it, opened it, upgraded to level 5000, and poured [-] yuan into it. Then he found that the highest level had reached [-]. A netizen asked, it would take more than half a year to upgrade to [-], he thought it was too fucking slow, so he uninstalled.

Then he clicked on a city simulation and watched his "citizens" screaming to welcome the new mayor. He gave himself an ID called "Brother Xu and Uncle Xu", and found out that this is a vegetable growing game, and there is no What practical significance, although the game does not need to have practical significance, but after he looked at it, the system actually asked him to grow carrots, but he didn't like eating carrots, so he uninstalled it.

When Lin Wei finished washing, Sang Ye was downloading the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth games at the same time. He was lying on the bed waiting for the progress bar. His eyes were fixed on the phone screen, but his ears were on the bathroom. He sat up when the door lock rang up.

Lin Wei had already put on his shirt.

"You've been washing for too long, baby," Sang Ye said to Lin Wei in a doting tone, "I was just joking with you just now, you reacted too much, I was taken aback. I won't do this next time, Are you OK?"

"It's okay, I don't like it very much..." Lin Wei frowned again, not knowing what he wanted to say to Sang Ye, so he said "tsk" softly.

Sang Ye immediately smiled and said, "I know baby, please forgive me once, I'm just teasing you."

In order to make Lin Teng laugh, he taught Lin Teng the phrase "play with bean paste" in the old cross talk.

Lin Wei didn't hold back this time, because the tone of Sang Ye's words was too weird, and he didn't know how to learn it, which was embarrassing.

If the young people in the past provoked Lin Wei in this matter, they would definitely part ways and never see each other again. Of course, the young people would not dare to provoke him.

So while Lin Wei was angry, he also felt a little novelty.

After all, their family's lifestyle is just two words - efficient.

When his father and brother told him these two words in the family motto, they were also very frugal and efficient.

As long as the communication is effective, he doesn’t want to listen to unnecessary words. He didn’t have a secretary before, because he wasn’t used to it and didn’t like it. He was efficient enough, but when he was always too busy, he also asked his lover to help him book the fastest one. Air ticket, or confirmed flight.

Passionate, dedicated, foolish but unattractive young lovers always ask him:

"Do you want to go? How many days? This flight is too late. It's not too late until tomorrow?"

"Are you really going to book this flight? I think if it's not very important, don't embarrass yourself so much."

"You are leaving, but we only met once this month, I will miss you, you have to take care of yourself outside, or I will be worried..."

No one can just order him a plane ticket and finish the job. He is really busy and has no time to book a plane ticket. Basically, he just hangs up without coaxing anyone.

Once or twice, if the number of times is too many, he will not cause trouble for himself. Now there is a Secretary Fang, which he thinks is very good, because Fang Xian speaks very little, has no sense of presence, and does things neatly and cleanly, which he is very satisfied with.

Lin Wei looked at Sang Ye poking the screen with his head bowed, and thought he had something to do, so he didn't talk to him much, and sat on the edge of the bed, bowed his head and wiped his hair.

After a while, his hand became hot, and Sang Ye took his hand rubbing his hair, and he leaned over tiredly and asked, "Tick, which of these games should I choose?"

"I don't play games." Lin Wei looked down at the games on the screen, and deleted the two games with the word "Otome" written brightly on them, leaving a happy game with a very elegant name.

Sang Ye said: "If you don't play, you have to play. Hurry up and I'll wipe your hair for you. I'll watch as you play."

Lin Wei pondered for a while, and felt that the icon of Xiaoxiaole was too childish, so he clicked on that seemingly elegant game—then he transmigrated into a court lady.

Lin Wei: "..."

"Pfft...hahahahaha," Sang Ye lay on his shoulders and didn't wipe his hair. He didn't play this game either. He just randomly played it because of the high ratings. Who knew it was like this...

Sang Ye stopped Lin Chen's hand to exit and said quickly: "Don't worry, don't worry, don't click out, wait! It's quite interesting to watch."

Sang Ye's hands are very beautiful. It looks like a rich man who has never been tired. His fingertips are very soft. Lin Wei saw his hands, saw his bathrobe, and then thought of the bathroom, and then thought of other things... He felt that he I'm afraid I'm not crazy.

Click to continue.

Gongnv Lin is the son of a guilty minister, she came to the palace to serve as a foot-washing maid for her cousin, but she was very lucky, that day he met his young emperor who was admired by thousands of people—Huang Sang.

It is said that Huang Sang made great achievements in sweeping Liuhe at the age of 11, and the maids of Lin Gong were "trembling".Huang Sang came to have fun with the imperial concubine, and wanted to watch her concubine grind ink for herself in the imperial concubine's bedroom.

However, the imperial concubine recently ate a lot and didn't exercise, so she was flatulent and inconvenient. What's more, this imperial concubine had an unclear conversation with a certain prince.

Sang Ye carefully analyzed the plot and said: "I think this noble concubine wants to mess with the prince. You see why the emperor likes the noble concubine, because what he can't get is always in turmoil; see why the noble concubine never sees the emperor, because those who are favored have nothing to fear. Next, you will appear on the stage, beautiful little palace lady, if I guess right, you are somewhat similar to the noble concubine, the emperor must fall in love with you at a glance when he is hurt, and it is time for you to take the throne."

Sang Ye patted Lin Wei on the shoulder. Lin Wei felt that he was sick and funny, so he clicked on the plot and continued, blaming his mother for being stupid and boring.

What's the fun in this? !

Sure enough, the development of the plot was as expected by Sang Ye, and three options appeared on the screen:

A. Help the emperor study ink, and gently excuse the noble concubine.

B. Politely refuse, and advise the emperor to wait for the imperial concubine to come.

C. Frightened by the emperor's Tianwei, his knees were so weak that he couldn't stand up, so he told the emperor the truth.

Sang Ye sneered and said, "The little girl's game is really not challenging. Of course, I choose A. The white lotus green tea bitch will kneel on the dragon bed and shout long live."

Lin Wei sneered and scoffed, click A.

And then died.

game over.

"What the hell?" Sang Ye was shocked.

Lin Wei was also a little surprised, and then laughed out loud.

A sad erhu tune popped up on the screen and the cold wind shook the tree on the screen. The reason for the end of the game was that although helping Huangsang to study ink got Huangsang's favor +10, the cousin of the imperial concubine said, "What I don't want is mine, what do you want?" You can't get it if you want it," so she poisoned Lin Gongnv to death.Although Huang Sang remembered that there was a Lin Gongnv who was all over the country, but the difference in status and class was too great. After Huang Sang knew that he was dead, she only regretted saying: "Oh."

Sangye rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and explained for himself: "It's a broken game! But there is a reason why I died playing it."

Sang Ye asked Lin Wei: "Hey, do you know what my life creed is?"

Lin Wei uninstalled the game for him, threw it aside, and asked him, "What is it?"

"Make more money, less trouble, enjoy yourself in time, die early and live early—life is too short!" Sang Ye smiled and unlocked his phone with Lin Wei's hand, and then downloaded a Have fun and add friends to each other.

Lin Wei's wallpaper is black, with a straight road on it, and the icons are simple and elegant, and the software icons with eye-catching colors are put into the category.

Only that happy Xiaoxiaole just got down, standing outside the fence very arrogantly.

It's like a pig that is full and taken for a walk under a tree, waiting to be slaughtered without knowing it.

How free I thought I was.

Sang Ye kissed Lin Chen's ear: "Yo, the tips of your ears are actually sweet."

The author has something to say: choose C.

I'm late, bow~thank you for reading~

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Sang Ye: "My dear concubine, come kneel on my bed and shout long live?"

Lin Wei: "..."

The villain died of too much talk.

Sang Ye: "I was wrong, I don't want it, Dad!"

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Another: The thinking of the characters in the article does not represent the author's three views. Their thinking is paranoid and problematic.Their personalities may not change later, but they both have their own reasons for their formation, which will be revealed slowly.Please don’t imitate their words and deeds. They are together to eliminate harm for the people. Let’s go together, thank you~