I'm dancing in the heart of a rich man [Transmigration Book]

The Jin family is a well-established family, and the rules of the ancestors are a bit complicated-before getting married, you must go back to your hometown to worship your ancestors.

My hometown is in the countryside not far from City A. It takes about three hours by high-speed drive, plus an hour on the old road, which can barely be regarded as a deep mountain and old forest.

Jin Shenshi is the helm of the Shifei Group, and he is also the first to get married in the younger generation of the Jin family.

The first one in each family is more valued. The two families are very powerful, driving more than [-] cars, and basically all relatives in the same family are alive.

Hui Xiaoqing was lucky enough to meet a brood of brats headed by Jin Nanbei again.

"Hello, little brother."

Jin Nanbei is the half-brother of Jin Shenshi. He is 12 years old this year. He is regarded as the king of children.

The children of the Jin family looked pretty well-behaved, dressed neatly and cleanly, and seemed to be well-bred.

Under the leadership of Jin Nanbei, the children greeted Yue Xiaoqing, Mu La and Yan Yu very politely.

Hui Xiaoqing was overwhelmed by these bear dolls, so she naturally knew that they were not as docile as they appeared on the surface.

After meeting relatives during the day, offering incense to ancestral tombs, and paying respects to ancestors, the rest of the time is for free activities.

Many relatives in my hometown lined up to get close to Jin Shen.

Hui Xiaoqing, as the CEO's wife, was also complimented with comfort.

But these people are not familiar with them, and there are only a few sentences in the talk, and it will get boring after listening to it for a while.

"Go and play by yourself, I'll come to you later." Jin Shenshi saw Xiaoqing's impatience, and helped him block some unnecessary entertainment.

Hui Xiaoqing was free, and as soon as he went out, he saw Jin Nanbei leading a group of children firing cannons to scare the chickens.

A group of hens were frightened and flopped around.

Hui Xiaoqing called them over, "Nanbei, take the brothers outside to play, the chickens are too frightened to lay eggs."

When Hui Xiaoqing was a child, his family raised two old hens that laid eggs. Each hen laid an egg every other day. Hui Xiaoqing used to have fresh eggs every day.

One time during Chinese New Year, my uncle’s family came to pay New Year’s greetings. My cousin brought a box of firecrackers with a three-meter-long side and crackled them in the yard for half an hour, scaring the chickens so that they hid in the chicken coop for a day.

From that day on, the hen never laid eggs again, Hui Xiaoqing never had fresh eggs again.

Hui Xiaoqing was so angry that he wished he could chop off his cousin's hand.

At this time, I saw the brat who was scaring the chicken again, so I had to take care of it.

Xiong Bing under the command of Jin Nanbei paused, Pi Dian'er ran up to Hui Xiaoqing, and said braggingly, "Brother Xiaoqing, my mother said, as long as no one is bombed, we can make a fuss as we please."

Hui Xiaoqing circled them together, at the beginning he was going to explain the truth, "Have your teachers taught you to love small animals?"

"Brother Qing, chickens are not small animals. Chickens are poultry, and they should be eaten by us."

"Poultry is also a small animal!" Reasoning with a brat is a waste of brain cells.

"By the way, who threw the egg on Shen Shi's head last time? Stand up!" Hui Xiaoqing showed the aura of a patriarch, and began to lecture: "How dare you slander that I threw it!"

Several brats looked at each other and pushed Xiao Qi, the youngest who was only six years old, out.

Jin Xiaoqi has a round face, speaks softly and waxy, and has a lovable demeanor.

Jin Xiaoqi ran up to Hui Yue, hugged his leg, and acted coquettishly, "Brother Xiaoqing, I threw the eggs last time. Don't be angry, forgive me, okay?"

Originally, this matter had passed for so long, and Jin Xiaoqi took the initiative to admit his mistakes, Hui Xiaoqing pretended to teach a few words with a straight face, so it was considered as forgetting the past.

"Brother Xiaoqing, should we call you sister-in-law?" Jin Nanbei was 12 years old, just the age to be curious about everything. Seeing that Yan Xiaoqing was easy to talk, he pulled him to ask questions.

"I'm not a girl, so I'll call you Brother Xiaoqing."

"That won't work, our family can't bark, my mother will scold." Jin Nanbei pretended to be a little adult, with a sophisticated look, "I think I should call brother-in-law. Ask brother-in-law to be more intimate, don't you think?"

A group of little radish heads nodded in agreement with him, shouting loudly, "Brother" and "Brother".

"Brother, brother Shen Shi was thrown an egg last time, and he still smiled at you, you are amazing!" Jin Lele coaxed from the side, "Brother, tell me quickly, brother Shen Shi took you back to the room and fucked what?"

Just thinking about it makes me angry.

Hui Xiaoqing was forced to wash Jin Shenshi's hair, and was almost poked in the face by Haw.

They were all given over by these brats.

"Nothing." Hui Xiaoqing didn't want to talk to them, and was about to leave.

"Did Brother Shen Shi call your father?" Jin Lele was still motivated, pulling Hui Xiaoqing to keep asking.

Jin Xiaoqi didn't really understand the relationship between Yan Xiaoqing and Jin Shenshi, and even asked a lot of messy questions.

Hui Xiaoqing didn't speak, and secretly thought about how to deal with this group of brats.

The bear boy felt that Hui Xiaoqing was boring, so he continued to frighten chickens and dogs with firecrackers.

Hui Xiaoqing turned around and found that Shen Shi was still talking and didn't want to go there.

Today I am a guest at my second uncle's house. The second uncle's house is an old house, and the toilet is located in a pigsty, which is very simple.

It's just that two boards were placed on the cesspit, Hui Xiaoqing felt that if he wasn't paying attention, it might fall down.

When I was thinking about how to squat up for convenience, or just go to the grove behind the house to solve it, a few firecrackers flew in from the gap in the shed.

Two exploded in mid-air, and one fell into a cesspit, splashing dung in all directions.

The pigsty toilet, which was already stinky, was even more stinky.

If Hui Xiaoqing squatted on the board, he would definitely suffer.

Fortunately, he was not in a hurry, and he hadn't had time to squat down yet.

Looking through the crack of the door, it really is the group of brats from Jinnanbei.

Hui Xiaoqing was so angry that he jumped up and didn't dare to go to the toilet, so he ran out holding his nose.

Jin Nanbei went around to the front, pointed at Hui Xiaoqing and laughed.

I dare you to do this on purpose, don't blame me for being cruel.

Hui Xiaoqing pretended to be weak, and quietly ordered the driver to drive to the town to buy a few large boxes of Erkijiao and come back, then ran to the grove behind the house to solve his personal problems.

After solving his personal problems, Hui Xiaoqing quietly followed behind the brat with his feet in his arms.

The chickens were frightened and ran around, not daring to stay in the yard. A few brats thought it was boring, so they took the cannons and shook them around.

After figuring out their movement patterns, Hui Xiaoqing put on an anti-smog mask and hid behind the pigsty.

I took five second kicks and twisted the leads together.

Waiting for the brats to be neat and tidy, they all stood up one by one, Hui Xiaoqing squatted beside him, showing his back on purpose.

Just now when Hui Xiaoqing was intimidated in the bathroom, they didn't dare to speak. They might think that Hui Xiaoqing was easy to bully, and the rebellious adolescent boy's head was ablaze, and he was a little too proud.

Jin Nanbei led a group of radish heads and sneaked over.

There was a baffle where Hui Xiaoqing squatted, which made it difficult for people to see what he was doing.

As soon as Jin Nanbei commanded, five or six cannons flew towards Yan Xiaoqing with sparks.

Hui Xiaoqing pretended to be frightened and screamed, and ran away.

As everyone knows, the fuse of the second kicker has been ignited.

The brats ran to the place where Yue Xiaoqing squatted to inspect the fruits of victory.

It's too late, it's too soon.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and the whole pigsty exploded.

My second uncle is almost 50 this year, and he has lived in the old house for more than 30 years, and the cesspit in the pigsty is at least [-] to [-] years old.

The wooden sticks supporting the pigsty were precarious in the long river of time, obviously unable to withstand the power of five second kickers.

There was a loud bang, the pigsty collapsed, and the old feces in the pigsty poured down, drenching a group of brats and scorching them all—from head to toe, from big to small, no one was spared .

This rain of feces was bigger than the day Shancai left Daoming Temple, falling in lumps.

Also "baji" sound.

Hui Xiaoqing was also taken aback, he didn't expect the power of the second kicker to be so powerful.

After being drenched in feces, the bear child was also terribly frightened, and froze on the spot, crying loudly.

The adults talking in the room heard the loud noise and rushed out to check.

Seeing the bear children headed by Jin Nanbei standing next to the pigsty, wept heartbroken.

When they saw the adults come out, they cried even more sadly, their hearts were broken, their hearts were like a knife, their eyes were blurred with tears, and they were distraught.

Hui Xiaoqing said leisurely from the side, "Xiaoqi, Nanbei, Lele, stop crying, shit mixed with tears has flowed into your mouth."

Wahahaha, Hui Xiaoqing couldn't hold back his laughter.

If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, he really wanted to roll on the ground.

The bear boy was led to take a bath by his parents.

Second Uncle’s house has limited conditions, there is no shower, and hot water must be boiled for bathing.

Moreover, the pigsty was originally a simple bathing hall, but now that the pigsty has been bombed, there is no place to bathe.

They had to be dragged back to the old house of the Jin family to be washed.

The two families drove more than 20 cars, but it is impossible for a million-dollar luxury car to carry a group of shit kids.

Hui Xiaoqing watched a group of brats huddled together on the open tricycle loaded with chickens and ducks, shivering in the cold wind.

"Hurry up, or the shit won't wash off when it's dry."

Hui Xiaoqing pretended to be helping, but actually observed the embarrassment of the bear dolls, which was considered revenge for Shen Shi and himself.

Laughing convulsively.

After tossing all afternoon, a few brats finally cleaned it up.

The second uncle's pigsty was blown up, and the bear boy was beaten and fined to kneel in the ancestral hall for an afternoon.

Kneeling until dinner at night, Jin Nanbei brought the bear boy over to ask Master Hui Xingxing about his crimes.

The brother-in-law stopped shouting, and called him by his first name: "Yue Xiaoqing, are you plotting against us? We obviously only have to wipe guns, and there is no way we can have that much power!"

Hui Xiaoqing hid in Shen Shi's arms and complained: "Shen Shi, they set off firecrackers to scare me when I went to the toilet."

He gave Jin Nanbei a disgusted look, and pinched his nose, as if the smell hadn't dissipated.

Jin Shenshi's sharp eyes swept over him, causing the legs of the brats to tremble in fright.

Said in a cold voice: "Don't bully Xiaoqing!"

Hui Xiaoqing hid in Shen Shi's arms and made faces, brat, you deserve it.

It made a group of children jump around in anger, and there was nothing they could do with Hui Yue.

When Jin Nanbei grew up, Hui Xiaoqing was most afraid of him.

Teenagers always like to brag. At family gatherings, Jin Nanbei brought a group of younger brothers to brag about his great achievements. Every time, Yan Xiaoqing could kill him with one sentence-"Nanbei, of course you are awesome, but you have eaten Shit people."

After all, in this world, there are indeed not many people who have eaten shit, but the Jin family has a lot of them.

Hahahaha.

Then the adults at the same table laughed together, and the other kids who had the same smell had to shut their mouths sleepily.

This incident is treated as a joke every year, and it is always brought up at family gatherings.