[Korean entertainment] Taoist descends the mountain

Chapter 28

The weather in Seoul is very cold in late autumn. Lu Lingbao has never been able to understand why the kimchi girls are so powerful. In this temperature, she can wear short skirts with bare legs. She has already put on long johns and prepared cotton trousers, okay?

So what the audience saw was the handsome Sheng Nian who was wearing a long windbreaker and rushed into the KTV with a man wrapped in a ball.

In such a cold weather, the people of Kimchi are of course willing to stay warm at home, drinking hot drinks, eating fried chicken and watching TV.But why do I feel tired of the crispy fried chicken in my mouth after watching "My Knot" now?No, the fried chicken is still the same recipe, and it still tastes the same.It must be that these two nasty guys are too tired and crooked, really.Crooked, Yaoyao Ling?I want to report that someone abuses small animals here!

At the beginning of the show, only Sheng Ni was lying on the bed in the wedding room, and the camera faithfully recorded his tossing and turning, and the audience who turned around four times a minute were dazzled.I'm still wondering what this guy went crazy today ←_←

Subtitle: Katsunori of his wife who is waiting at home alone

Sheng Nian's haggardness is particularly obvious under the camera. Now, even the fans can't be unconscionable and say that my youngest is so hot and handsome. Who is this uncle with a stubble beard and dark circles under his eyes!Hurry up and return my handsome, unrestrained, wise, and martial (a thousand words are omitted here) Mr. Li!

At this moment, the courtyard door outside opened, and one minute later Lu Lingbao officially entered the house.Sheng Ni, who was still bored on the bed and swiping his phone, bounced up from the bed, rushed down the stairs in the next second, and plunged into Lu Lingbao's arms, as if he would never come out for a lifetime.

The late-stage staff of the program group are obviously used to this pair of abuse. In the past, they couldn't help complaining all kinds of things when editing, but now they can complete the task with a deadpan face and joke with the audience.In the later stage, Sheng Ni's movements were deliberately slowed down. The BGM was the melodious "My Heart Is Eternal". The clip was played in a loop three times, and the MC in the studio and the audience in front of the screen were laughing.

Lu Lingbao almost took a step back from being bumped by Sheng Nian, and the bag in his hand fell to the ground, and then deliberately blurted out: "Shengxuan, how did you become so ugly!" Although his face was serious, there was a mischievous light in his eyes, and then Happy to enjoy Sheng Ni's second embrace.

Subtitle: Capture a scheming girl~

Then Lu Lingbao's shaving action made the group of singles growl and want to abandon this variety show, but they still continued to chase with tears in their eyes.It's every man's fantasy that his beloved woman shaves himself!Assi!This boy Sheng Ni is so blessed!If I had such a beautiful wife, I wouldn't have to do anything to keep her at home every day.His daughter-in-law still loves him so much, she really saved the universe in her previous life!

Under the gentle movements of his doting husband Lu Lingbao, Sheng Nian quickly nestled in Lu Lingbao's arms and fell asleep.Although Lu Lingbao was rubbed all over with shaving foam, he didn't care. He gently hugged Sheng Ni's head, adjusted his position on the sofa, stroked his brows and eyes lightly, and then turned and left.The atmosphere was so good that people couldn't bear to disturb it, and even the audience outside the screen subconsciously fell silent.

The subtitle suddenly became sensational: When you fell asleep, the whole world stopped breathing.

It made Lu Lingbao get goosebumps when he saw this...

Lu Lingbao went upstairs to change clothes, and within a few minutes of walking, Sheng Tired suddenly woke up on the sofa, closed his eyes and shouted his wife at the top of his voice, like a milk baby.Lu Lingbao rushed downstairs with black lines all over his head, why did he always feel that he had raised a big baby?

I thought so, but Lu Lingbao still carried the spoiled child to the end.It doesn't matter who spoiled Sheng Nian so confidently now.One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

Like a robot cat, Lu Lingbao took out the treasures from her stomach...ah no, it was the same thing that was in the bag, and there were already netizens broadcasting the brands and prices of the gifts on the Internet.Everyone was convinced after watching it, and even analyzed whether the two were really together.

Sheng Ni: How about we are together, but the baby doesn’t say anything, come and hit me~

Everyone who is eager to know the truth: If you have the ability to come out, don't hide behind your daughter-in-law, let's single out!

Sheng Ni: Baby is not stupid.My daughter-in-law is so powerful, I just move a small bench and wait :)

Sheng Ni, who hadn't had a moment of trepidation in his heart, received a request from his wife to sing to her.What's so difficult about it, even if the daughter-in-law wants a star in the sky, Mr. Li can buy one for you!Singing, my old job!

Even the versatile Mr. Li can't help admiring himself now: the baby is really omnipotent!Singing is such a skill to seduce girls, you must be proficient in it!

Thinking that he wrote a song specially for his sweetheart, Sheng Nian shook his head proudly and even hummed the song.Lu Lingbao, who was fully armed and dressed in thick clothes, waited for a long time and gave him a slap in the face when he didn't see him changing clothes.Why is she so blind? I don't know if she is very hot in the house now!

After regaining his senses, Sheng Nian looked at the ball-shaped daughter-in-law hesitant to speak, but seeing Lu Lingbao's impatient expression, he swallowed the words on his lips and took her out without saying anything.

After the two sat in the car, the audience realized what Sheng Ni's expression was at that moment.The car was a small enclosed space, and the air conditioner was turned on. After a while, Lu Lingbao began to sweat.He tore off his hat, mask, and gloves one after another, unzipped his jacket and sat down on the co-pilot.Originally, her body was not weak and she didn't need to be so tightly packed, but Lu Lingbao felt that she was taking precautions before they happened.Walking on the road to Ben San is no longer a teenage girl.If you catch the cold, you may get old cold legs when you get old.Lu Lingbao said that he was very serious, okay!

Sheng Ni stared at her from the corner of her eye at a place where Lu Lingbao couldn't see the whole time, watching her sitting there poking and gooing to peel off the layers of skin that she had finally covered herself with, laughing so hard in her heart, but at the same time When Lu Lingbao looked over, he pretended to be serious and didn't see anything.Lu Lingbao glanced at him and found nothing, then nestled back into the back of the chair.After a while, he kicked off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the co-pilot, shaking his head and tail to the car music.Sheng Ni's stomach hurts from laughing, why is his wife so interesting!

After entering the KTV, the two asked for a private room, and Lu Lingbao sat happily waiting for the exclusive concert. VIPs should be envious, such an idol sings for only one person.But it doesn't matter, idols are important, but a man who is willing to sing for you is also important.If there is a man who doesn't care whether he is good at it, but is willing to sing to you just to make you happy, then he can be your idol alone, and it is very sweet.

Sheng Nian chose a lot of lyrical songs that didn't fit his personality. Really, he didn't take his wife to a nightclub, so he must control it later.Besides, I want to sing for my daughter-in-law, Big's great song can't be sung alone, pass!

Next, Seung Nin held a solo concert with only one audience, but both of them were very happy.Lu Lingbao cooperated very well, and accompanied him very well with the tambourine and maracas. This time, unlike the last dance, he did not miss the beat.As soon as Mr. Li makes a move, he will know if there is one.Those who blasted that Mr. Li's singing skills are not good are really slapped in the face every minute.

"Huh? I ordered such an old song?" On the screen was "GGBE" from Sheng Ni's solo album many years ago.To be honest, Sheng Ni has almost forgotten this song since he hasn't sung it for so long, and he can't remember how he wrote such a song back then.But I can still think of it along with the music. After all, there are lyrics on the screen, so I can keep up with them.

"I have forgotten such an old song." Sheng Ni smiled. "How did you know there was such a song?" Looking at Lu Lingbao curiously, he prayed in his heart that it would not be what he thought.After singing this song, it seems that some unpleasant memories have been remembered...

"I haven't heard any of your songs." Lu Lingbao said lightly. "I heard it was written when I was dumped by my ex... I don't know how many girlfriends? Not bad, I still have the motivation to write songs after breaking up hands. It seems that I have to stimulate you from time to time to find some sources of inspiration for you." !" Lu Lingbao said sourly.She didn't admit that it was jealousy!Why does a woman who has long since disappeared from Seung Hyun's life still live in this form in his works?Ah ah ah irritability!

Lu Lingbao, who was mad in his heart, had a pretty smile on his face, but he was tired of this little animal's intuition and realized that something was wrong, and he had to solve this bad debt as soon as possible.It's been a matter of old sesame seeds and rotten millet, and now he doesn't even remember what that woman looks like, okay?

"Well... I haven't dated for a long time. At that time, it wasn't necessary for her. It was just someone who introduced me to her. She probably looked good enough and tried dating. I didn't expect that while dating me, I was still dating other girls. Men dating. It's not very sad, because it's not because I like and love more, but I just feel that it's embarrassing for my dating partner to hang out with other men and be known by others." Sheng Ni explained in a hollow way.At this time, I really regret why I loved playing so much back then. Although it’s not that everyone who comes is not rejected, but it’s not that I have changed my dating partner…

Uh... Thinking about it this way, I seem to have such a little... scumbag attribute?No, no, I'm a loyal dog and a good man!I am devoted to my daughter-in-law!

Lu Lingbao's original intention was not to turn over the old score, who knew that his heart seemed out of control, and when he thought of this, he felt sad, besides being jealous, of course he was also more distressed than tired.How could the person she held in her hand be treated so lightly?

"It's too much..." Lu Lingbao sighed softly, Ke Shengni could hear that she was angry, put down the microphone and sat down next to her, stretched out his arms and hugged her in his arms to comfort her: "What's the matter! I forgot all about it. Besides, if she hadn't made it perfect, would you still be my wife now?" The person in his arms shook, "It's a good thing, isn't it?"

Lu Lingbao didn't say a word, just swiped his phone with his head lowered in Sheng Ni's arms, not sure if she listened to Sheng Ni's words.The long hair hung down to block Sheng Ni's sight, and he couldn't see the expression on Lu Lingbao's face.Sheng Ni, who didn't get a response, was a little depressed, could it be that he was blaming him?At that time, he didn't know that he would still have the opportunity to be with the person who was always hidden in his heart and was very happy when he secretly thought about it occasionally.

To be honest, none of his brothers knew that he had a crush on Lu Lingbao, and they all thought that the girlfriend he made in Guangzhou was his first love.After the show aired, Brother Dacheng also invited him to dinner and gossip.It's not that he has a bad relationship with his brothers, it's just that he doesn't want anyone to know that Lu Lingbao is good, so why not let him keep this secret?Lu Lingbao has been the heroine of every spring and dream since his adolescence.One can imagine how happy he would be when he really got a Lu Lingbao brand girlfriend. How could this trivial matter affect the relationship between the two of them?

Mr. Li, who felt threatened, smiled, but countless dark thoughts flashed through his mind. He settled down and was about to say something to break the silence. Lu Lingbao suddenly raised his head with his mobile phone, with an indescribably strange expression on his face. Tired's heart tightened: "A post on the Internet analyzed that Brother Zhilong's "That XX" and your "GGBE" and "Something to Say" are a series. The evidence is quite sufficient, saying that Brother Zhilong saw you My ex-girlfriend was with other men, but he told you that you still didn’t believe it, so there was "That XX". After you saw it for yourself, you wrote "GGBE" to scold the heartless woman, and "Something to Say" is In order to redeem Brother Zhilong." Lu Lingbao said a lot in one breath, stopped to take a breath: "I think what I said is quite reasonable. That girl is really the cannon fodder produced by Longtory CP?"

Sheng Nian had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, and he felt that he should talk to his fans about his life.Although more and more people are optimistic about the CP of the clever couple, Longtory is simply irreversible in the hearts of their true love fans!It's all my fault that I was young at the time, so I was taken advantage of by Brother Long and left evidence, and now even my daughter-in-law doesn't believe that he and another man are innocent... Sheng Ni's tears of grievance are about to fall!

The inconceivable (?) Sheng Nian was so angry that he threw Lu Lingbao onto his shoulder, and patted her upturned buttocks punitively, "You also booed when others were joking? Stop talking nonsense, there is no song to listen to today, Go home!" Just like that, he carried Lu Lingbao all the way to the car outside, and drove home as if fleeing.

☆, Extra Nightmare

Extra Nightmare

I really can't breathe without you

Seungri had a nightmare.

He struggled out of bed gasping for breath.Sitting on the head of the bed and breathing heavily, he was exhausted.The pajamas on his body were soaked in cold sweat, and the wet cloth attached to his body enhanced the feeling of suffocation.

To be precise, he didn't have a nightmare, but a series of nightmares, messily spliced ​​together.It was such an illogical dream that woke him up from the dream.

Sheng Nian smiled wryly, it's not like he hasn't had dreams since he grew up so big, usually he doesn't remember what he dreamed when he wakes up.Not only did he remember it clearly this time, but recalling that dream made him tremble with fear.

Oh, what did he dream about?

He saw Lu Lingbao sitting on the window sill with one leg hanging down and the other propped up.Wearing the black shirt he wore during the day, it made her as white as ice and snow.The cuffs were rolled up loosely, revealing the smooth and clean forearm.In the sunlight he seemed to be able to see even the lovely little fluff on it.

His girls are always so beautiful, no one can compare.Her long hair was casually tied behind her head, and her snow-white neck was clearly visible, irritating Sheng's tense nerves.At this moment, his girl raised her head, looked in his direction, and smiled softly at him.The pear vortex on the mouth is as sweet as honey.

Shengni couldn't help walking towards her, wanting to hold his little fairy in his arms, put his arms around her slender waist, let her slender and straight legs wrap around him, and die drunk on her rose-like tender hands. Between the lips.

Even though a small movie that cannot be described has already been staged in his heart, Sheng Nian still said to her with a straight face: "Why are you sitting here, can't you just stay here?"

Lu Lingbao still smiled at him and didn't answer.After being silent for a while, Sheng Ni realized something was wrong, Lu Lingbao didn't seem to be looking at him, but just followed his direction and didn't know what he was looking at.

Suddenly Lu Lingbao laughed even more happily, and jumped off the window sill lightly with his legs, like a dexterous cat, falling to the ground without even making a sound.Sheng Nian opened his arms to hug her, but Lu Lingbao passed through his arms!He ran behind him without stopping.

Sheng Nian turned around in panic, watching Lu Lingbao run into another man's arms.The man picked up Lu Lingbao, held her in his arms and kissed her fiercely.Sheng Ni was furious, but he couldn't touch those two no matter what, as if they were not in the same world at all.

Even if he punched and kicked, even if he yelled loudly, those two people couldn't see or hear him.He watched Lu Lingbao's arms flexibly wrapped around the neck of the man whose face he couldn't see clearly, and kissed him very hard, as if that man was her favorite.The black shirt on Lu Lingbao's shoulders couldn't be stopped from slipping off little by little, Sheng Ni didn't dare to look down at all, and screamed to break free from that false dream that made him extremely heartbroken.Lying on the bed, he suddenly opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling in a daze. In fact, he didn't wake up.Soon he fell into another dream.

This time the dream was clearer, not like a dream, but more like a memory deep in Sheng Ni's mind.It was a memory that Sheng Ni would never want to recall.

At that time, Big Bang had just experienced setbacks, although in the end it proved that Brother Zhilong and Brother Dacheng had not made any irreparable mistakes (Note: Inheriting the previous setting, as long as new readers know that I am a big Mary Sue, I can avoid those things It’s fine), but the days before the truth was revealed were still very sad. At that time, I realized that I was not as powerful as I imagined. They were still too young and immature. If they were not lucky, they would not be able to hide.It's really uncomfortable to be looked down upon.Who knows what the person who smiles at you on the surface thinks of you?

Although nothing happened, but in order to avoid suspicion and restore their mood, Brother Zhilong and Brother Dacheng had no activities for a while.But the media is always like that, they must try their best to discredit others, even if the facts have been clarified.At first, Sheng Nian hugged his brother and cried hard for a long time, until the good-tempered Yong Pei got impatient, and then stopped.

In the days that followed, only Brother Tapu, Brother Yong, Pei and Shengnian were active in the form of incomplete bodies, and every time they saw the empty space around them, they felt sore.It was also at that time that Sheng Nian made up his mind that he must continue to climb up, and that everyone would not be able to torture him wantonly.

Soon Big Bang got out of the scandal cleanly and brought better works to the public.That year, the Big stick became popular, and it was one step closer to Shengnian's goal.

There are many right and wrong people.This is the eternal truth.Next, during the neon event, Sheng Ni was very careful and still got the trick.

He remembered clearly that day that he was invited to a party of a certain celebrity in Nihong, and Sheng Ni had a pretty good relationship with him, after all, no one in the circle could be easily offended.Many friends are better than many enemies.Who knew that this was the kind of person who could make Sheng Nian trust him and betrayed him at a critical moment.

Everyone was very happy that day, many people gathered at that person's house, it was no different from the parties that Seung Nin usually attends.Many people came to toast, and he also toasted many people's wine.He didn't know what was going on, but after drinking for a while, he felt drunk, obviously he usually had more than this amount of alcohol.He went to bid farewell to the master, but the master kept him.

"Forget it, don't go back. Don't drive after drinking. If you don't dislike it, you can stay at my house for one night. I don't have anything else here, and the room is enough. Choose one you like and go to rest early Come on. I'll put the clothes in your room later."

Sheng Ni thought about it and agreed.It's really not easy to take a taxi here.Besides, who came to the party without drinking at all?No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't find anyone to give him a ride along the way.

Sheng Ni entered the room and took a hasty shower.In a trance, I heard a soft knock on the door.Sheng Nian thought it was the man who came to deliver clothes to him, and shouted in the bathroom: "Brother, just put it there." No one responded outside.Sheng Nian didn't care, he himself was not sober, so he didn't think too much about it.She rinsed off quickly and walked out of the bathroom.

On the bed was a new set of pajamas.Sheng Ni wiped his hair, changed into pajamas, and fell asleep.No idea what happened after that.

The next morning Sheng Nian woke up with a splitting headache, sat up from the quilt and found that his upper body was naked, he couldn't remember when he took it off.Maybe it's too hot to fall asleep at night?Sheng Nian shook his head, pushed away the quilt and got out of bed.The pants were still on well, so Sheng Ni didn't think much about it.He felt even more tired after sleeping.After washing casually, he changed into clothes and went back. Before leaving, he bid farewell to the master, but he didn't notice the malice and scheming smile in his eyes that couldn't be concealed.

He returned to Korea two days later.A week later, the president called him into the office and asked him sternly what he had done in Neon.Sheng Ni was at a loss, he is quite honest!Recently, I have been going out early and returning late, and I haven't had a joke-like relationship with other women.He really didn't know what the president wanted him to do.

President Yang said with a cold face, "Look and see for yourself." It turned out that the president received news that a woman from Neon claimed to have mastered his bed photos and wanted to make them public.It was too late when President Yang knew about it.The newspaper has been printed and is waiting to be sent out tomorrow morning.It is now irreversible.

"I've had someone look at it, and the photos are not forged." President Yang said solemnly.Sheng Nian exclaimed: "This is impossible!" I am afraid that no one else in this world knows that Sheng Nian has never had a relationship with a woman. Everyone thinks that he loves to play and is so keen to make friends with all kinds of women. Impossible to still be a little innocent.But that's the truth.Sheng Nian never thought of making it up, the person he likes is so good, he worries that he won't be good enough for him no matter what.If he can't even be strict with himself, what face does he have to say that he really loves her?

Sheng Nian returned home in a daze, the blow was too great, he couldn't think normally at all.As soon as he got home, he rushed into the bathroom, hugged the toilet and vomited.When he looked up again, tears streamed down his face.Why must he do this to him?What did he do wrong?

Sheng Ni, who vomited until there was only water left, rinsed his mouth, fell down on the big bed and buried himself in the thick quilt.He felt cold all over and shivered constantly.It took a while to gradually calm down.In any case, he will not let the other party go.

He took a deep breath to force himself to regain his sanity, suppressing the bitter taste in his mouth.Little by little, I recalled what happened in the neon days.Soon he locked his target on the day of the party.There were so many people on that day, it was best to start.I just don't know what role the master played in it.

Sheng Ni recalled carefully.Whether that person let someone else sneak in while delivering clothes to him and never left, or he gave the other party the key, it is unforgivable.

With trembling hands, Sheng Nian poured himself a glass of warm water, and the warm water slid down his throat before he felt a little alive.He tried to think about what really happened that day.Everything is premeditated.He was inexplicably drunk and had a strange headache after waking up. It seemed that someone had tampered with his wine glass.Sheng Nian opened his mouth to reveal a dark smile that outsiders have never seen before. The whole thing was aimed at him from the beginning.

He didn't feel feverish after drinking, and it seemed that the man wasn't brave enough to give him that kind of medicine, but just wanted him not to wake up during the photo shoot.He was only stripped of his shirt, and his trousers were still in good condition.The body is also very clean.If you think about it, you know that a drunk man will not be impulsive.

He's not afraid of anything else, really.He was afraid that he would never be able to see Lu Lingbao again, and he was not even qualified to secretly like her.Sheng Ni turned over and buried his face in the pillow, the pillow towel was soaked soon.

Lu Lingbao's red lips opened and closed, looking as beautiful as a fairy.But what Shengni didn't want to hear was what came out of those petal-like soft and fragrant lips. "Stop contacting me again."

"No!" Sheng Ni yelled, struggling to wake up from the dream.I realized that I was just dreaming just now, but I still have lingering fears.His body, which had sweated coldly, lost its temperature, and he shivered from the cold.After a while, he reached out to touch the mobile phone on the bedside, turned on the screen and found that it was not yet three o'clock in the morning.

Sheng Ni knew it was late, but he really couldn't wait any longer.He couldn't wait to see Lu Lingbao, even to hear her voice.

Before his reason could stop him, he dialed Lu Lingbao's phone uncontrollably. After a beep, the phone was picked up immediately.

"Hey, Shengxuan, what's the matter? Are you still asleep?" Lu Lingbao didn't know where he was, but there was the whistling wind on the phone, and other people's voices.Lu Lingbao seemed to walk away and change places, and soon only her clear voice was left in his ears, as if she was right next to his ear.

"Well, I had a dream and woke up. I miss you." Sheng Ni slowly recovered his breathing, feeling that he was really alive now. "Are you working?" He asked slowly, only then did he feel that his heart was no longer beating crazily as if it was about to explode.

"Today is a night show, I slept during the day, and now I am refreshed." Lu Lingbao heard that Sheng Ni's voice was different from the usual vitality, but a little weak, guessing that he probably had a nightmare, so he didn't ask him about the dream What's up.Whether you can remember it or not, it is painful to think about it again.

Lu Lingbao lowered his voice: "It's okay, dreams are reversed. Are you in a cold sweat?" Sheng Ni whispered aggrievedly: "Yes." Lu Lingbao's heart almost melted when he heard it.She also lowered her voice, and Sheng Nian could even hear her steady breathing: "Hey, don't think about anything, go take a hot shower, change your clothes and go to sleep, okay?"

"Okay." Sheng Ni replied obediently, obediently wanting someone to give him a good hug so that he wouldn't be afraid of anything.

"Don't hang up the phone, okay? Can I hang up after I fall asleep?" Sheng Ni asked softly. "It doesn't matter if you don't have to listen to it all the time, go to filming, don't worry about me. I just want to know that you are still alive."

"Okay, I won't hang up. Go wash and sleep. I'll see you tomorrow after the play. Good night." Lu Lingbao whispered, waved to the assistant who came over, and signaled her to go back immediately.Holding a mobile phone on a call in his hand.

Sheng Nian sat on the bed, held his breath and listened for a while, then softly said to the other end of the phone that no one was listening: "I love you." Then he got up and went to take a hot bath.The daughter-in-law is right, dreams are always reversed.Those things have already been settled, haven't they?He never went outside after that, and he was drunk when he left his brothers.This time is luck, what about the future?He swore he would not make the same mistake a second time.Nothing happened that time, and he took revenge in his own way afterwards.The woman has since disappeared, and the so-called friends have also cut off contact.

Sheng Nian twitched the corner of his mouth, Lu Lingbao is his, and it can only be his.There is no other possibility.