[Naruto] Amu

My arrogant expression successfully angered Sasuke Uchiha, of course he agreed to a duel with me.

"Amu and I are the strongest!" Naruto shouted carelessly.

I gave him a fist, and he silently covered his face and shut his mouth.

In this battle, we competed in physical skills, because I can't use Chakra well.

Anyway, Second Young Master Zuo agreed.

At the very beginning, Second Young Master Zuo came up with a series of kicks.

I silently wiped off the blood I just vomited, and smiled.

"Amu, stop laughing...there's blood on your teeth...it's disgusting!" Naruto said.

I unceremoniously gave him another fist.

Sasuke on the opposite side snorted to express his disdain for me.

Right, I usually come from the tail of the crane.

but,

That's just a comprehensive score, Mr. Zuoer......

I scratched my messy short hair, and smirked twice, ignoring the sharp eyes of Sasuke's fans, I quickly rushed towards Sasuke.

.....................

A crow flew by and landed on a tree next to the training ground, and the dust that I had just run too fast gradually dissipated.

"Hey hey~Little Sasuke~" I smiled like a strange aunt and rode on Sasuke, pinching his little cheek.

"Ah! Amu! Kill you!"

"Ahh! Sasuke!"

"I'm not alive! Beep..."

....................

I bared my teeth: "I am willing to bet and admit defeat!"

Sasuke's face was gloomy, after a while.

"Art fire escape ho fireball!!"

A fireball hit my face, but fortunately I was fast, otherwise my handsome and beautiful face would be ruined.

【vomit......→_→】

"Hey, hey, it's okay to not use ninjutsu!" I shouted at Sasuke.

Sasuke gave me a sideways look with no expression on his face: "I didn't agree."

.........It seems to be true.

Depressed, I followed Naruto to eat Ichiraku ramen. Fortunately, Sasuke's fans didn't come to find fault because they were afraid of my taijutsu.

When I opened the curtain, I suddenly felt bad.

Hyuga Neji.

Why is he here.

And Tian Tian and Xiao Li.

"My eternal opponent, Amu!" Xiao Li saw me first.

I replied listlessly: "My eternal opponent, Xiao Li."

"What's wrong! Amu! Youth should be full of vigor! After eating noodles, let's run around Konoha a hundred times!"

"Oh...it's a long story," I scratched my head, "Uncle, a bowl of tonkotsu ramen and a bowl of miso ramen."

"What's wrong?" Tian Tian asked me.

I looked at her in frustration: "I was tricked by Uchiha Sasuke again. He clearly agreed to a taijutsu duel, and he used ninjutsu to fuck me!"

Tiantian looked at me helplessly: "What are you betting on this time?"

Thinking of the bet, I grinned.

"I won and he was touched for a month, and I lost for a week without harassing him."

"..."

"Ha ha."

"...Neji Hinata, what do you mean!" I shouted.

He gave me a look with his white eyes.

I grabbed a handful of chopsticks and was about to duel with him, but Naruto Xiao Li Tiantian stopped me.

"You said you...have lost so many times, why don't you admit defeat..." Tian Tian stroked my head.

I looked at her with tears in my eyes, and then pointed at Ningji Hinata with one hand: "Didn't I touch him for the sake of beauty, and he broke my bones... I was only eight years old at the time , Why do you think he is so ruthless!"

Tiantian said helplessly: "Ningci is only nine years old... Besides, Amu, let alone Neji, all the boys in Konoha will hide when they see you."

I nestled in her arms aggrieved: "I don't want anyone who is not good-looking..."

Then there were two big hot bags on my head......

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Naruto and I ran wildly on the streets of Konoha, followed by Iruka who was chasing after him.

"Hahaha, Iruka, you idiot!"

After I laughed exaggeratedly, I choked.

Iruka angrily lifted me and Naruto up with each hand.

Then we washed the Hokage Rock hard.

Fortunately, Iruka is kind. He promised us that as long as we finished washing Hokage Rock, he would take us to eat Ichiraku Ramen.

So we were very motivated to clean up Hokage Rock.

After eating and drinking, Naruto and I wandered around Konoha.

Then I saw the Zhuludie trio who were also wandering around.

"Hi, Shikamaru!" I greeted Shikamaru as if I didn't see the other two.

He seemed to be very angry when he saw me, and immediately turned from listless to energetic and gave me a look, and then walked away with Ino, who was glaring at me, and Dingji, who had been eating potato chips, as if I It's like a virus.

Sigh... didn't you just touch him, why are you so angry?

【→_→ It’s no wonder I’m not angry. 】

Then continue walking Naruto.

When it got dark, I went home with Naruto.

I live with Naruto because I can't clean the house, Naruto saved me.

It's strange to say that Naruto is a boy, but he does housework very well.

Besides cooking........

Although I cook worse...

The place where I lived was abandoned because there was too much garbage, and the nanny who cleaned me used to call me a garbage maker.

Fortunately, there is Naruto. With him, no matter how much garbage I make, someone will clean it up.

When I got home, I fell asleep.

Naruto shook me awake: "Amu, sleep after taking a bath."

I rubbed my eyes dissatisfied, and went to wash and brush.

Then I dragged my wet hair to sleep.

Naruto had already fallen asleep, I pulled the scattered cup for him and lay down too.

When I woke up the next day, it was already bright, I was taken aback and looked at the time.

"Ahhh! Naruto, wake up, we're going to be late!"

Naruto got up in a daze, and I immediately rushed to wash my face and brush my teeth to go to the toilet, and he got up just as I came out.

Then after he finished washing up quickly, the two of us rushed to the classroom, disgusted that Naruto was too slow to carry him on the way.

And sure enough, Iruka scolded him.

Then stand for punishment.

Naruto and I were not allowed to enter the classroom until the get out of class was over.

Someone snorted disdainfully.

"The end of the crane."

Sasuke's words made Naruto very angry.

But he just looked at Uchiha Sasuke like that.

Although I know that they are fighting with their eyes, I still can't help thinking about it.

Whistling and throwing a piece of rubber at Uchiha Sasuke's back, seeing that they were about to kiss, but Naruto quickly dodged aside, so Sasuke fell a piece of shit.

There's nothing more fun than seeing Sasuke Uchiha suffer.

......Then the girls chased Naruto and asked him why he didn't catch Sasuke, balabala...

I pretended not to know anything and returned to my seat silently.

Iruka is here to test our transformation.

Many people have passed, except me.

Oh, and there's Naruto who hasn't been tested.

Iruka sighed silently looking at me who was not up to the mark, and took a pen to touch my name, signaling me to go down. I shrugged indifferently, then put my hands in my pockets and wobbled back to my place.

Then we saw Naruto go up, and we exchanged glances.

"start."

Good luck, Iruka.

"□□ Art!!!" Naruto yelled, and then "Boom", a blond beauty with naked body appeared, with her own bgm on the stage, and she was very cute.asthma.

"puff."

With two balls of paper stuffed in his nose, Iruka yelled for Naruto and me to go out and stand for punishment.

Why me!

I asked Iruka dissatisfied.

Iruka looked at me deeply: "I see Naruto standing alone is uncomfortable, and he will be lonely."

When you woke up this morning, did you miss Kakashi's Parker?

My mind is full of all kinds of ninjutsu slaughtering Iruka, and then reluctantly going out to punish him.