Tiandao through the live room

Bashu's trial is about to begin, and there are still some ostensible tasks to be done... such as registration, because Tang Qingfeng doesn't stay at home all year round, so many disciples of Tangmen don't know him.

Registration is quite necessary.

Since his younger brother wanted to inherit the great cause of Shuilongyin's alliance, Tang Qingrong had no choice but to assume the identity of the heir of the Tang clan: "Tang Er, what name do you want to write?"

Tang Qingfeng: "Of course it's about Tang Qingfeng."

Tang Qingrong: "Oh ~ Tang Qingfeng, I thought you really disliked this name so much. You don't stay at home all day, and you still know you are Tang Qingfeng."

Tang Qingfeng was ashamed, and he poked his forehead with a fan: "...Why do I think this name is so unpleasant now."

After Tang Qingrong left, Tang Qingfeng discussed with me: "This is really not good, no one in the Tang Sect knows me, I am so good-looking..."

"Stop it, narcissist, I'll do whatever you want."

"Let's go for a walk."

After speaking, Tang Qingfeng went out for a walk.

This stroll was surrounded by people watching.

Someone asked Tang Qingfeng: "What's the name of your fan?"

Tang Qingfeng was puzzled: "A fan is a fan, why does it have a name?"

People were also puzzled: "Yan Nanfei's sword is called Qiangwei Sword, Ye Zhiqiu's sword is called Guluan, Han Yingying's gun is called Hanpo, why doesn't your fan have a name?"

Please, Yan Nanfei's rose sword is because he killed the sword that was stolen by the owner of the valley, and then in order to hide the original appearance of the sword, he poured roses on the sword with poison, okay... I'm not afraid of breaking the sword... …

Ye Zhiqiu's sword was named Guluan because he was a widow and unmarried, and his wife died.

Han Yingying is because she will have a knife called Hanyu in the future...

Tang Qingfeng suddenly realized: "Then my fan is called 'Fan'."

... I covered my face, Tang Qingfeng, are you going to learn from Yun Tianqing?Name a good sword this is the sword.

I do not know him.

After spending time outside, Tang Qingfeng went to participate in the trial.

In the first match, Tang Qingfeng fought against the opponent in the first half, but the latter moved slowly like a slow-motion replay, until the puppets of both of them exploded.

In the second scene, Tang Qingfeng replayed the audience in slow motion, until both of them ran out of hidden weapons at the same time.

In the third scene, all of Tang Qingfeng's hidden weapons were used to defend against the opponent's hidden weapons. In the end, the hidden weapons clanged and fell to the ground, and the two of them squatted on the ground to pick up the hidden weapons.

The fourth...

fifth game...

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In No. 60 four games, Tang Qingfeng and the opponent's fans were on the opponent's neck at the same time.

For the first time, I know that there are so many ways to draw.

Finally, Wang Zhijun couldn't take it anymore: "Tang Qingfeng! Get out of here!"

Tang Qingfeng: "...Grandma..."

"Banned for one month, from now on you are not allowed to participate in any competition!" Wang Zhijun walked away.

I laughed wildly in his heart: "Hahahaha! Let you pretend! It's miserable!"

"Everyone is so friendly." Tang Qingfeng shook a fan named Fanzi: "But it's okay to be confined, tell me a few more stories."

"Cut~" I'm not going to be an encyclopedia this time: "Want the future? Go to "Tui Bei Tu" and tell a story: "The Daughter of the Sea" or "Cinderella"?"

"The Daughter of the Sea? Cinderella? What's that?"

My black line: "Then why don't you talk about "The Emperor's New Clothes" and "The Little Match Girl" ah no, "The Little Girl's Firewood" ah..."The Little Match Girl"."

Tang Qingfeng: "...What are those?"

"Forget it, let me tell you one by one today. You are almost at the age where you can fall in love. I will tell you some fairy tales, and then I will teach you some skills to seduce girls." I thought "The Daughter of the Sea" " and "Cinderella" are on the agenda.

Tang Qingfeng: "..."

"long long ago……"

The usual beginning of a fairy tale is "Once upon the time." The end must be "Happily ever after." Of course it may be be, but most of the time it is like this.

I didn't expect that Tang Qingfeng's ability to accept fairy tales was quite bad. Because of my subtle influence, it was not particularly difficult for him to accept some modern vocabulary, but the problem came, he couldn't understand many words.

It has become a hundred thousand whys:

"What is a mermaid? What kind of monster is this? Shouldn't there be a dragon king in the sea?"

"Why does the prince have to marry the princess? Shouldn't they be brother and sister? If not? Is it a marriage?"

"What is a witch? Why do you have to drink medicine? And you have to exchange your own voice?"

"Why does the stepmother dare to abuse her direct daughter like this? How can the biological father allow the stepmother to abuse his own flesh and blood?"

"Shouldn't fairies be omnipotent? Why can't the spell only last until the child's hour?"

"Also, since the curse will eventually disappear, why are there no less glass shoes?"

"How can she run so fast with such small feet?"

"And shouldn't the shoes be tight? How could they stick to the stairs?"

"Since the shoes are missing, one shoe is high and the other is low, how can you run out?"

"The prince is not fulfilling his duties, so he is so luscious, isn't Cinderella cheating him? It's just a conjured princess..."

"She's missing a shoe, won't the stepmother know?"

I have a big head, and I feel like something is wrong... Some of them can be explained by foreign national conditions, but some... I'll fuck it, it seems that it is really a bug!

I decided to answer him in a cold tone: "Because you are too young, you don't understand."

"...I'm already tall! I'm already five feet five inches tall! You can't treat me like that!"

"Oh." I decided to ignore him: "I mean wait until you become a real man."

"...Am I not a real man?"

"Baby, wait until you reach puberty before talking, you are no different from a little girl now."

"..." Tang Qingfeng: "What?"

I suddenly realized that this kind of question is a bit inappropriate: "I mean wait until you can marry a wife before talking."

Tang Qingfeng was angry: "What kind of wife would I marry if you are here!"

"Cough cough cough cough... what are you talking about?"

Tang Qingfeng also seemed to find that what he said was a little ambiguous: "I mean...you are always in my body, even if you marry me...let others see my wife's body..."

"Why don't I close my eyes blindly?" I was thinking about not telling him that I am a woman, so as to save him from being shy, no, if I told him...he would probably be even more mad.

"Then you can hear it too!" Tang Qingfeng gritted his teeth.

"Okay, okay, marry me or not, anyway, I won't marry me."

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