Tiandao through the live room

I agreed to Qi Luomei's invitation, but these few days were squeezed by Shangguan Xiaoxian and I didn't have time at all.

The thing is like this, after I gave them twelve sachets to pick out, Shangguan Xiaoxian who picked out a peony sachet came to me.

... If she hadn't said it, I wouldn't have known that Shangguan Xiaoxian couldn't do needlework at all.Most of the others in the Imperial State are old men, and of course they won't.It's a completely different concept from Qu Wuyi's good wife and loving mother.

"...I refuse..." I wiped my sweat, "Master Shangguan, this is not my scope of work."

"Just do what you're asked to do, don't talk nonsense." Shangguan Xiaoxian flipped his hair: "You can do it, if you don't, who will do it?"

"I refuse!" I stepped back a few steps: "You can ask me to clean up the Qinglonghui Hanjiang City Wanli Killing Water Dragon Yin! That's my scope of work! I won't do that!"

In the end, I wrangled with Shangguan Xiaoxian for several days, and it ended with Ye Zhiqiu putting all the things that needed needlework into the workshop.

I just realized I'm kind of a weirdo in the Imperial State.

That's right, Shangguan Xiaoxian's weapon is also a flying needle, but obviously, the flying needle and the embroidery needle are two different concepts...

Among the senior cadres in the Imperial State, I am the first one who knows how to do needlework...

When Ye Zhiqiu looked at me, he was quite complicated and sighed: "Sure enough, a girl with a sweetheart is different..."

Hey Hey hey!Why do you look at me so wrongly!

The Imperial State is so scary... I want to transfer the alliance...

Wait, it seems that it can't turn.

The last twelve sachets were not sent out completely, because the high-level officials in the Diwang State actually only had two or three kittens, and there were not many people at all, so there was still a surplus of twelve.

...I'd better take a bath with Qi Luomei.

We took a bath in the hot spring.I prepared a large box of honey in advance, used it as a mask to apply on my face, and planted grass for Qi Luomei.

So the two of us lay on the edge of the pool with sticky faces and took a very comfortable bath.

When making the mask, of course, the eyes are closed.When I was comfortably dozing off with half-closed eyes, I heard Qi Luomei scream.

"The prostitute! Return the clothes!"

I stood up reflexively, and then I saw the clothes that we both threw aside were being held by two men.

... Please, this is Dongyue's task, I don't think this hot spring is good enough,

"You two girls... do you want clothes?"

I rubbed my brows, and the honey sticky sticky hands: "I'll count to five, you put down your clothes, this girl can let the past go."

"Girl, your clothes are in our hands, if you want to leave, you have to listen to us..."

"The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have watched too much, what is wrong with learning to be a forced criminal, I will give you one last chance." I pushed my hair aside and tilted my head to look over: "Put things down and join my big FF group, for the sake of the organization Come on, I don’t want to despise you.”

"Don't be so stubborn, girl..."

I'm not square at all, although the bathrobe was also taken away, but I don't wear nothing.

Besides, there is this long hair.

Botticelli's masterpiece The Birth of Venus tells us an obvious fact, that is, when the hair is long enough, even if it is naked, it can be completely uncovered.

In the spirit of gentry to protect the cute girl, I kept Qi Luomei behind me.

Although I don't have a weapon in my hand, but... please, Yihuajieyu and Butianzhi are both skills that can be released without weapons, okay?

Of course, the most important thing is that women's self-defense does not require weapons!

Oh, and of course high heels would be nice.

Dare to see cute girls!I can't beat you to death!

I have a lot of experience and enthusiasm for beating perverts violently.

However, stepping on the root of life with bare feet still has a little bit of subtle response...

"Mom, mentally handicapped!" I am particularly enthusiastic about treating perverts as venting dolls: "You think you are a Cowherd and a Weaver Girl! Then why don't you hang yourself in the sky? Don't you know what the Cowherd means? Besides, it's just you I don’t even want to sleep with you for being so handsome!”

Then I swung a man's arm and swung it directly from inside the wall to outside the wall.

Do the same to another person.

"Okay." I picked up the clothes on the ground, and stretched out my hand to Qi Luomei: "Luomei, shall we go?"

Qi Luomei's tone was a little trembling: "Uh... that... Mr. Yan... what kind of martial arts are you... using..."

"Women's self-defense skills." I slapped my head and remembered: "That's right! I have to write down this set of martial arts and spread it to the girls! In the future, if a domestic violence husband meets a pervert, he will be able to do more with less."

Qi Luomei: "..."

I just noticed that I had accidentally spoken the truth.

"Cough cough cough...Luomei...It's okay, let's get up first, next time we don't make an appointment to take a bath, I think the two of us are destined to meet a pervert."

"Hmm..." Qi Luomei was still confused.

I dressed silently.

Then I decided to find two perverts outside the wall.

No no no, don't get me wrong, I'm a law-abiding, good citizen.Absolutely will not do such things as killing and silence after legitimate self-defense.

——I was only chemically castrated in accordance with the Basic Law.

Wait a minute, as if chemical castration is not an option in this day and age?

Then physical castration.

In line with the principle that some pictures are mixed with different types of scenes that cannot be watched, I will not repeat what happened later. By the way, because I really hate my knife, this is not elegant at all, no science, no Demeanor has no connotation of work - I finally picked up a hatchet casually.

Well, I hope those two can walk back alive.

I packed up and left with Qi Luomei, but I ran into Qi Luozhu who was anxious.

"Luomei, why have you been away for so long?"

"I met something with Mr. Yan."

When facing the cute girl's elder brother, you must have a good attitude. Besides, Qi Luozhu comforted me for a long time.

I smiled at him: "Well, it's nothing serious."

Qi Luozhu thanked me and said that he would definitely visit me in the future, Qi Luomei's expression was very complicated.

I picked up two leftover sachets and gave them to the Qi Luozhu brothers and sisters: "Well, if you have anything, just send me a letter."

A total of seven sachets were sent out, including Ye Zhiqiu and his wife and Zhong Shuwen.

This time I stuffed two...

leftover……

Give one to Baili Yanyang?Then let him bring his dear one?

Oh, and... give Jiang Shan a...

That's it.

I can no longer do needlework in the future... I will never do it again if anyone asks me to do it... It's so sad that I can't send it out.

Let me look at my hands... Then if I tease my sister again...

Simply cut off the hair and tie a concentric knot.

Wait a minute... I don't seem to have this skill!

The author has something to say: Sister, each of you has one sachet~ just don’t give it to someone~