It's really a ghost [Comprehensive]

"help."

"Baker Street."

"immediately."

John, who works in the clinic, realized that something was wrong when he received three text messages from his ex-roommate in succession, because the Sherlock guy always sent text messages with his suffix "sh", as if others saw His text message, which has always been bossy, doesn't know who the sender is. No, there is a message prompt, okay?

John wondered what was going on this time?Want him to go to Baker Street and text him?Or to get his computer out of the bedroom?Does Sherlock even know he's at work?To expect Sherlock to know about it is really—

There are so many words in John's mental activity. In fact, it only took two seconds in reality before Sherlock's text message came again.

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"Please." Something must have happened this time. John saw the capitalized "please" and his whole body shuddered. Without thinking, he grabbed his coat and rushed out. There was a rattling sound, when he pushed open the door on the second floor of 221b, he saw a small, baby version of Sherlock surrounded by a pile of pillows, poking around with his mobile phone in his hand, and heard The voice raised his head, showing John the haughty, boring, superior and taken-for-granted expression Sherlock used to have.

"My God, Sherlock, what have you done? Is it because you are going to be a father, so you can experience the feeling of being a baby first? Let me tell you, I will not take you, call Irene Look at you now! Ah, are you a year old now? God!" John groaned in pain as he realized what had happened.

"Oh, John."

John: "...Thank God, you can still talk, right?" Wait, the voice obviously didn't come from the living room, John raised his head and scanned around, and soon found his former roommate in the kitchen , at least on the surface is an adult roommate, he is... making milk powder?

wth!

John turned his head to look at the baby version of Sherlock on the sofa. The little guy showed a mini version of "Are you a goldfish? You must be" expression. Can he be blamed for admitting his mistake?This looks like a miniature version of Sherlock!No, "Sherlock! The kid—" Stolen?K-Lone?

At this time, Sherlock finally made the milk powder. He walked out of the kitchen and took a sip by himself. The disgust on his face was about to break through the ceiling of 221b, but the temperature was just right. He handed the bottle to Ai Ya, Ai Ya came over to smell it, and also showed a miniature disgusted expression, Sherlock snorted softly: "I know it smells bad, and it tastes bad, but we are running away from home now, don't expect I'll go back and bring you the milk powder you used to drink." After discussing with his son, Sherlock turned his head to look at John, and introduced each other casually: "John, this is Ai, my son, oh, My son and Irene; Aye, this is John, John Watson, Dr. Watson, my friend."

Ai Ya seemed to feel his father's seriousness, holding the bottle, and grunting to John, as if greeting him.

John: "...?!" What the hell happened?He clearly remembered that when he had a video connection with Irene at the scene of the crime the day before yesterday, Irene's belly hadn't shown yet, but now that he hasn't seen her for two days, the child is still so big after birth?Was the process in the middle eaten by dogs?Or are wizard's children just that special?No, when I watched "Harry Potter" back then, it didn't say that wizards in the wizarding world don't have to be pregnant for ten months...drinking aging potions?Come on, this is more bullshit...so what the hell is going on!

John was still in a daze, and Sherlock said in his usual upright tone, "John, Ai Ya and I came out in a hurry and forgot to bring his diaper. You can go to the supermarket to buy it. I have already made a list of other things you need. , put it on the desk." After finishing speaking, he asked Ai Ya to drink milk quickly, and said: "When you are full, we will go to the scene of the crime. I have already made inquiries, and you will be interested."

John was also used to being enslaved by his former roommate. When he came out of a trance, he was already on the way to the supermarket with the slip Sherlock gave him. He looked at the slip blankly. It was indeed Sherlock's handwriting, but when Sherlock and a baby, with diapers... for god's sake, did he have formula?This is so surreal, the end of the world is not so surreal.John really wanted to tell himself that he was dreaming, but really, after he bought things back in big bags and watched Sherlock skillfully change Ai Ya's diaper, he suddenly realized that Sherlock could still Being a good father, and the picture looked unusually harmonious, John finally couldn't hold back, took out his phone from his trouser pocket and took a photo.

John then decides to take back the idea that Sherlock can still be a good dad, after his ex-roommate, the only consulting detective in the world, gets to hold his nine-month-old son - who knows where the intervening year and a half went Now, John didn't want to know at all--when going to the scene of the crime.

"Sherlock, are you crazy? Are you going to take your nine-month-old son to a bloody crime scene? Do you want to give him an anatomy class? Or a deduction class?" John was terrified, and he danced He really wants Sherlock to give up this idea, which sounds very scary, but if John can persuade Sherlock, it will really be a spectacle on Baker Street, but John still knows how to work around it. Yadou found his mobile phone in the space in his chest and dialed the child's fucking phone number.

"Hi, Irene, how are you?" Just as John greeted, Irene continued: "Sherlock wants to take Irene to the scene of the crime?"

John: "...Yeah."

"It's not unexpected, so John, please take care of Ai Ya at the scene of the crime. I still have some things here, and I have to wait an hour before I can get there." Not surprisingly, after Mycroft used his unique experience to coax his nephew who had never met before into obedience, Sherlock was upset. He thought that Ai Ya didn't respect him as much as before, so he had to correct himself. The son's attitude and method, what else can be better than making Ai Ya realize that he is the only consulting detective in the world.Plus, Sherlock himself misses being Sherlock Holmes.So all in all, there was a matter of taking her son to the scene of the crime, which was very logical, and Irene didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

John hung up the phone in a circle, what kind of unscrupulous parents are these?

Not only John was circled, but the Scotland Yard team was collectively circled when Sherlock came in with a baby in his arms.

Lestrade attended Sherlock's wedding and knew that he was married, but he didn't think that such a big baby belonged to Sherlock and Irene. The reality is really not so sci-fi, okay?He quietly asked John, "Where did that kid come from?"

John looked at Ai Ya, who was lazy at first, but seemed to be excited now, and said weakly: "It's stolen."

The corners of Lestrade's mouth twitched. Sherlock could even steal a corpse from Scotland Yard. It's not worth the fuss to steal a child, right?That child looked like Sherlock's... by accident, the hard-working inspector looked at the nearby surveillance cameras, and found that not only the nearest surveillance camera was fixed on this side, but all the nearby ones were moving to this side with.The combination of black umbrella and black car suddenly appeared in the inspector's mind, and he turned his head away in such a weak way. Fortunately, he still has John, a difficult brother, and the two made an appointment to have a few drinks when the case was over. It's hard work.

However, John thinks that he should not be as hard-pressed as Lestrade. Think about it, Sherlock's son is not only surrounded by Sherlock, Irene, and Mycroft, the child taught by these three people... Wait for him If you can talk, you can probably take Sherlock's class to run errands at the scene of the crime. This is much earlier than Sherlock's starting point back then.Therefore, he must have a few drinks with Inspector Lestrade, and try to remind him of this fact as gently as possible.

But to be honest, John is really no better, because he knows too much, just like when Erin came over an hour later, she didn't come alone, she made a car full of " I am a convertible sports car with a "luxury car" atmosphere.John twitched his mouth when he saw the local tyrant driving the car. Isn't that Iron Man?"Iron Man 3" is currently in theaters, what is this?Walking into reality from film and television works, you are still so upright, aren't you afraid of some National Security Bureau coming to your door?Thinking of this, John also thought of the British government. He seemed to know something, but he didn't seem to know anything... It seems that he must have a few drinks to suppress his shock.

Sherlock was still giving Ai Ya an on-the-spot deduction class in the dumbfounded Scotland Yard squad. After seeing his dear Irene and the annoying Tony, he picked Ai Ya up and pointed at Inspector Lestrade. A crackling interpretation: "For God's sake, the murderer is only a sign of 'I'm a murderer, come get me' on him, it seems that the IQ of Scotland Yard really can't be counted on, can it? "

After getting enough hatred from the Scotland Yard squad, Sherlock strode to the sports car with Aya in his pocket, glanced at the flamboyant Tony, and knew that he was here to discuss 'business' with McCoff, pretending to pull He said in a long tone: "God save the queen."

Tony said very bachelorly: "I'm an American."

Sherlock replied bluntly: "Then walk slowly."

"Just because you are willing to take a taxi, doesn't mean that other people are also willing to take a taxi." Tony leaned back on his sports car, and said in a normal but absolutely smug tone in his heart and eyes, "Oh, I It’s just a modified car. In addition to being able to run on the ground, it can only be used as an aircraft to fly in the sky, and by the way, it can also be used as a submarine to swim in the water. gone?"

Aiya seemed to be very interested in Tony's sports car, Sherlock held his son upright, and punctured Tony's fantasy by the way: "Don't be stupid, Stark, pay attention to the color of your car."

Cough, in fact, local tyrant gold is not something that everyone can handle.

Irene, who hadn't been involved in their naive quarrel just now, raised her head and said to Tony: "Didn't you say you want to associate with the Justice League? They have spared time, what about you?"

——This is a great joy.

93. Extra Story 11 >>> Friendship Chapter: Friendship Forever

Irene and Sherlock went to the Justice League's base in space on their wedding day and took an "unexpected trip". After that, they kept in touch with the Justice League, mainly with their big sweetheart, cough, It's Conscience Flash Barry Barron who is in touch, and Ai Ye is responsible for the communication. He can talk to anyone when he is not aloof.

As for the Avengers, Aiye and Jarvis have the closest relationship. Of course, Irene and Sherlock have the best relationship with Tony. Is a bad friend also a kind of friend? In addition, Tony does business across parallel universes. Irene is technically a shareholder, and she usually comes to chatter and talk about things when she has nothing to do.

The initiators of the alliance between the two superheroes are mainly Barry, Aiye and Tony. The Flash's sweetheart is purely curious, and Aiye wants to meet his natal male god Bruce Wayne. As for Tony, then It's time to take the blame for your height.

It can be said that fellowship is not so easy. Given that superheroes are busy with the world and even the peace of the universe, it is not easy to get together, so the fellowship has been talked about for a while, and the schedule is only now arranged.

Tony folded his arms around his chest when he heard Erin say this: "Why do you say that, as if we Avengers have to bend to their Justice League agenda."

"Because Jarvis sent them your Avengers' schedule first?" Erin said with a shrug, "So they're actually giving in to—if you have to use that word—your schedule, Tony. "

Hearing this, Sherlock showed Tony a fake smile that could no longer be fake: "So, Mr. Stark, who was condescended because of his height, go back and put on your inner heightening shoes, and walk slowly."

"Do you think you'll embarrass me by saying that, Holmes with a new face? And would you please stop smiling at me so brightly that I'm afraid the creases on your face will fly up and hit me in the face. "Personal attack vs personal attack, the two of them are so naive that Irene didn't participate anymore, she hugged Ai Ya from Sherlock's arms, and looked around from the vicinity, and wherever she went, Scotland Yard The team suddenly became busy, and the nearby surveillance cameras were pointed at their side as usual.

As soon as Ai Ya got into Irene's arms, she began to murmur, as if she was thinking about Mommy's report on today's itinerary, that he was very busy, and seemed to be complaining, that Daddy abused him, and gave him a drink Inferior milk powder...the latter is more likely, because Ai Ya starts to cry hungry before his usual meal time, and Ai Ya is the biggest in the world, so Sherlock is reluctant, after analyzing the current traffic situation, I also have to condescend to sit in Tony's coupe sports car.

"Actually, you can take a taxi by yourself." Tony said obediently when he got a bargain.

"If you want to take a taxi with Sherlock, Tony, you can just say so. Your car, Tony, can be controlled by Jarvis, can't you, Jarvis?"

"Yes, Ms. Ai." Jarvis's voice sounded from the car stereo.

Ai Ya was very curious. She grabbed Irene's shoulder and looked inside. Irene gave Sherlock and Tony a smirk: "I can help pay."

Tony: "..."

Sherlock: "..."

I don't know if he wants to regain the face of being hit by his own smart butler, so Tony came up with a "big transformation of the car", directly turning his sports car into an aircraft, which can only be seen in science fiction movies aircraft.

John: "...!!"

Scotland Yard squad: "...!!"

Ai Ya wow wow wow wow, obviously very interested in the aircraft.

Tony didn't think there was anything wrong at all, and he said to Ai Ya angrily: "It's nothing, I will let you meet my Mark boys tomorrow."

"Obviously he would," Sherlock went so far as to agree with Tony this time, "given how brightly colored they are."

Erin got on the aircraft directly, let Jarvis take over the control of the aircraft, and left Tony and Sherlock directly.

Tony: "..."

After being stunned for [-] seconds, Sherlock strode directly to the main driveway. He didn't want to take the same taxi with the annoying Stark.

After Tony realized it, he rolled his eyes.The billionaire who never brought cash when he went out, and only brought a checkbook, turned around and greeted the dumbfounded John: "Dr. Shall we go back to Baker Street?"

John nodded in the circle.

After the performance of such a play was over, the 'actors' also took a curtain call in front of them, and Anderson was the first to react in the Scotland Yard squad: "If I say it, this collection of detectives, mixed with homosexuality The polyamorous love and sci-fi drama series will definitely rush to the film and television company to lose their underwear, but the setting of the rich president is still a little novel."

Inspector Lestrade didn't want to talk, and he didn't want to look at the nearby surveillance cameras.

The small episode is the small episode, and the day of the friendship is coming as promised. Aijia Manor is the venue for the friendship, and Ai Ye, as the owner, has prepared 12 points for the natal male god... Signature pens are not just signature pens, but also The place and food used for the fellowship, and also popularized Batman to his precious grandson Aiya.

Irene turned her head and said to Sherlock who lacked interest: "I think it is necessary to tell my father that the possibility that his natal male god Batman will be invited is less than 5.00%."

Sherlock glanced at Ai Ye and raised his eyebrows: "Do you think he doesn't know this?"

"But self-deception and bravely facing the truth are not the same thing, Sherlock." Irene argued.

"I know." Sherlock said boredly, but even though he said that, the second half of the sentence he didn't finish was written on his face, "This is the goldfish" on the left face, and "They always That's it."

Irene looked away from Sherlock's face, and was about to go to give her father some psychological training, when Sherlock said casually: "Are you going on a date? You heard what I said, I won't say the second Over and over, I won’t die.”

As expected, Irene gave up her plan to go to Ai Ye and Ai Ya, and turned her attention back to Sherlock, asking him, "Why?"

"We are husband and wife, isn't it normal to date?" Sherlock said confidently, but how could such an ordinary reason appear on him, and Irene didn't believe that he was trying to hide it: "I thought you were against the superheroes of the Justice League. They are interested."

"I am, but does that conflict with our going on a date?"

"Is it—" Irene still wanted to ask, "What is the conflict with that?" Tony Stark came over ahead of the golden thigh of the Avengers, and Sherlock saw his face sinking. When Tony came over and was about to say hello to Irene, he quickly said, "Mr. Bruce Wayne won't be coming."

Tony: "...what?"

"You heard, shouldn't you be happy that he won't come over?" Sherlock glanced up and down at Tony, and landed on Tony's inner heightening shoes, showing a deliberately enlarged smile of 'you know me' , It's the kind of smile with a rising index of embarrassment.

Tony looked at Irene, and Irene thought for a while and said, "Actually, I'm not so sure. According to the analysis of Mr. Wayne's personality, the possibility that he will attend this kind of party that is 'entertainment over practicality' is no more than 5.00% .But the other five founders of the Justice League, they'll all be here."

Tony curled his lips: "I see, is he a bat that doesn't fit in?"

Sherlock wanted to say something, but Irene stopped her, and she said silently to her child's father: "Maybe we can talk about what conflicts you want to drag me on a date with today's friendship between the Justice League and the Avengers Irene has now realized that Sherlock's current state of mind is the same as he thought that her admiration for McCoff had a tendency to turn into Stockholm Syndrome. Strictly speaking, he didn't want her attention to be distracted by others. Even being on Ai Ya made him feel uncomfortable, but as Ai Ya's father, he suppressed it, but for the rest of the time, it was like letting Irene revolve around him wholeheartedly. This is still an improvement. I just wish the whole world revolved around him, um, only a small improvement.

Sherlock didn't miss the slight change in Irene's expression, so he wouldn't admit it, okay?So he let out a sticky snort from his nose, stood up and pretended not to care, and went back to his laboratory.

"So you're going back to take your medicine?" Tony mocked back half a beat, and Irene turned around and asked, "So you're relieved?"

Tony is just hehe, no matter where he is, he is the one who shines the most, okay?But Batman has never belonged to the shining one. His name in Gotham is 'Dark Knight'. He belongs to the dark. Maybe this can be seen from his suit, not like Tony. Of course, Tony's steel suit is not the most exaggerated among these two superheroes.

"God, the old Popsicle has finally found a man who can match the cup size of his chest. The old Popsicle is America's Sweetheart, so he has to be called the Universe Sweetheart." Superman in suit.

"Running ten times faster than the speed of light, I feel that my physics has been ruthlessly raped." This is to say that the speed master is the Flash. It is worth mentioning that the main colors of the Flash's suit are also gold and red , It's a pity that Tony didn't feel intimacy.

"Not to mention that the existence of Martians has refreshed my knowledge of astrophysics. I appreciate his transfiguration technique very much, so it is because the body is composed of many polymer chains with similar structures, which can be controlled at will. Change shape? This scientific research value is very high. If it is applied in the military, of course I have changed my career to clean energy now, so I won’t talk about it.” This is naturally Martian Manhunter, he is the last Martian, and he can Will changes its own shape, quality, color, and can even simulate various clothes.

Next is the Green Lantern. What Tony was about to say, he heard it clearly with quadruple hearing since Tony spoke just now—in fact, every superhero present could hear Tony’s broken thoughts, no? Everyone's five senses are more sensitive than ordinary people because of their natural talents or acquired training. It's because Tony didn't control the volume—the upright American sweetheart, cough, Captain America Steven stopped him, he Called Tony warningly.

Tony wouldn’t be Tony if he wasn’t rebellious, he shrugged his shoulders under Steven’s accusing eyes and said in a bachelor way: “This is a fellowship, cap, and of course it needs to be evaluated, lest a successful fellowship become a Resentment to my spouse, it will not only affect the relationship between our two superhero alliances, but at a bigger scale, it will affect the peace between the two parallel universes."

The Flash: "...Resentful? We're just here to make friends."

Tony waved his hand indifferently: ""My Friends Have Sex", haven't you seen this movie?"

The Flash nodded subconsciously, but when he clicked halfway, he felt that something was wrong, and a black line suddenly appeared, and everyone else was shocked by Tony's awe-inspiring/out of morality words.

The above is the beginning of the friendship - Batman from the Justice League did not come, and Superman, as the leader of the Justice League, gave a common reason that Batman is temporarily busy.Tony didn't say much at the time, and after everyone was introduced, he just 'talked to himself' - a very... unique start, I have to say.

But Ai Ye, who has not seen the male god of his destiny, can no longer deceive himself, hugs Ai Ya. The relationship between Ai Ya and his grandfather is progressing well. Can't speak, but he can still clearly express whether he likes or dislikes things - because of this, he is very defensive, so he raised his head and looked at a large circle of superheroes angrily, as if saying "Look" What have you done to him, he doesn't even have the strength to be my shit shoveler anymore.

Superheroes have always kept a respectful distance from softer and more fragile infants and young children if it is not necessary. They are afraid that they will hurt each other if they do not use their strength well, but it is still possible to tease them in the air. The blueberry biscuits that came with him, while the Martian manhunter took out the Oreo biscuits, and the Flash quickly abandoned the embarrassing question that made him just now, and thought seriously: "How old is he, can't eat biscuits?" ?”

This topic is much healthier, safer, and more positive than "Is it a friendship or dating (?)". For a while, everyone changed the topic and turned to the knowledge of infants and young children. Tony rolled his eyes and rolled his eyes. Out.

This seemingly harmonious atmosphere, but secretly filled with embarrassment, fortunately, visitors from different time and space soon appeared, breaking this delicate atmosphere.

"Luthor!" Superman recognized the person coming at a glance, that was his fateful enemy Lex Luthor, but the facts proved that this Luthor was not another Luthor, this Luthor was another Luthor from a parallel universe, And in that parallel universe, Luthor transformed from a super villain to a superhero, and the Justice League, which was originally the Justice League, became a super villain. Now they are joining forces to occupy the earth. In this situation, he activated his quantum actuator and came to the parallel universe to seek help from superheroes, but there was probably a mistake in the middle, which caused him not to go to the parallel universe where the Justice League is located, but to Aijia Manor.

Superman and the others fell into deep thought, and Tony called Irene and Sherlock: "The lie detector husband and wife team is coming for interrogation, or call Natasha, she is the best at interrogation."

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome." Superman scanned this Luther's body, "His heart grows on the right side, and the organ is the opposite of ours. It is not the same Luther." After he finished speaking, he looked at Martian Manhunter, Ron After quickly scanning Luther's thoughts, he nodded, "What he said is true."

Tony glared at Steven, and Steven didn't understand why, then Tony ran over and took the quantum actuator that Luthor used to travel through time and space, researched it over and over again, and said a lot, Finally, he concluded: "Hey, this is at best a preliminary version. You are lucky to be able to travel here, Mr. Luther." He patted Luther on the shoulder as he spoke.

Dr. Banner, who could understand Tony's bible, pushed his glasses and said nothing.

Luther naturally understood, and he said to Tony: "Although I'd be happy to have a more in-depth communication with you, it's not now, and I need your help."

Everyone understands this sentence, cough, so such a peaceful friendship is declared over, let's go fight monsters together.Before going to the parallel universe where the superhero version of Luther is, they still need to inform Batman, so this time Tony finally met his destined opponent Batman-don't doubt, this is one-sided, Batman still I just heard Tony call Irene who shuttled to the Justice League space base, but Tony has been in love with Batman for a long time-and he has really seen Batman's bad temper. Everyone agreed to help the other An earth in a parallel universe, but Batman stubbornly disagrees. He believes that the meaning of their Justice League existence is to protect their own earth.

"I wonder if you are American." Tony said lazily.

Steven called him helplessly, and Tony shrugged: "It's just a bad joke to ease the atmosphere. Don't take it as a bad joke if you don't understand it. They all understand." Tony pointed at The Flash , Green Lantern, Hawkeye, "Laugh if you want, guys."

Flash/Green Lantern/Hawkeye: "..." Good thing he(s) are not alone.

Batman obviously didn't like Tony's greasy tone. He raised his head and scanned around. Wherever he went, The Flash and Green Lantern almost stood at attention and saluted, and Hawkeye stood up straight automatically with a fright in his heart for no reason. , and finally Batman's eyes fixed on Tony, and he said in a low voice: "I'm from Gotham."

Tony pretended to think about it, and after a while, he still had the same freehand look: "So——? Wait, Gotham? Is there such a place in the United States?"

So, we can’t blame this boat of friendship for running aground. Although they are both billionaires, philanthropists, geniuses, and playboys, one of them is like this by nature, and the other is just pretending to be a brainless playboy in front of outsiders. In addition, although there are similarities in the experiences of the two people, such as the unexpected death of a relative, Tony hides this aspect very deeply, and outsiders generally cannot see it, but Bruce, who became Batman, inevitably showed it... ...In short, if two people do not have a deep understanding of each other, then there is only "differences in the way and no conspiracy".

Of course, it is also possible that two people have a deep understanding of each other, and this situation will happen again, but before that, it is better to form a group to fight monsters.There are the superheroes of the Justice League, the superheroes of the Avengers, and the extra staff Irene and Sherlock. They are going to break the rhythm of the universe, and give wax to the supervillains of another parallel universe.

……

……

"Holmes, I didn't know that you also started chasing stars?"

"No, I kindly took a picture of you and Mr. Wayne in the same frame for you. You don't need to thank me, Stark."

——Well, friendship lasts forever?