It's really a ghost [Comprehensive]

"Do you want to have sex with me? -sh"

"Oh, pretend I didn't. -sh"

"Sex doesn't bother me. -sh"

After Sherlock's first text message, Irene was so busy calming down the ups and downs that she didn't have time to reply to him, and Sherlock's remaining two text messages came almost immediately after.

Erin had mixed feelings for a while.

What's more unfortunate is that Ai Ye also saw it, and his attitude was very strange, he didn't run away and didn't speak, he seemed to be lost in thought.

Ai Ye's strange attitude diverted Irene's attention from the explosive text message sent by her boyfriend to a certain extent. Irene stared at Ai Ye's every move and realized that his flying sword had not yet reached Going to Baker Street, but not completely relaxed.

At this time, Sherlock's text message came again, "Talking to your father? -sh"

Irene was about to reply to the text message, when Ai Ye spoke faintly: "Linlin, I still have the water from the Zimu River. Also, do you know that Xia Yuhe conceived a child named Xia Yuwei after Cheng Enlu after the rain? 18 Years later, Xia Yuhe took it with him. I really didn’t hint at anything, absolutely nothing.”

Irene: "...Father, believe me, if you gave Sherlock the water from the Zimu River, I think his reaction would most likely be to treat it as a puzzle, and he loves puzzles. "It's just that even Irene can't imagine this matter.

Ai Ye was shocked.

Erin put the phone in her pocket, stepped forward and put her arms around her father's shoulders, rubbing against his shoulders like she did when she was a child: "Father, I haven't told you in detail what happened to me in Silent Hill, right? What I met was Alessa before she was purified. She was excluded everywhere, but Dalia, who was supposed to be her umbrella, asked Alessa to protect her in turn. This reminds me of my childhood -"

Irene's yin and yang eyes are born. Before she knew how to distinguish between human beings and non-human beings, she became an alien in people's eyes. Their attitudes infected their children. They giggled and threw stones at her, innocent and innocent His unintentional words and actions are even more hurtful.Irene couldn't remember what Ai Ye did at that time, and they moved the next day, and they would live in the small mountain village with beautiful scenery at that time because Ai Ye wanted her to contact outsiders.After that, Ai Ye began to teach her Taoism, began to overprotect her, and stopped forcing her to contact outsiders. When Irene went down the mountain to study in college, Ai Ye wanted to go to college with her. "Father, you are my umbrella."

Ai Ye rubbed the forehead of the precious girl, so touched that she didn't want to, and then the next moment she heard the precious girl ask: "What did you do?"

"It's nothing, they just won't be able to look up to Papa's immortal appearance anymore." Ai Ye said without thinking, dare to bully his precious girl, he must let them drink cold water and stuff their teeth to relieve their hatred!

Irene looked back at her father's expression: "I know you're lying, but I don't mean to keep asking, you can breathe a sigh of relief."

Ai Ye: "... Linlin, you should continue to praise Papa."

Irene looked at Ai Ye seriously, "Father, I'm going to start talking about Sherlock, you have to listen to me carefully."

Ai Ye let out an "oh" reluctantly.

"Before he became my boyfriend, he was my first real friend." When Irene talked about Sherlock, there was a starlight in her eyes.

Of course Ai Ye noticed the starlight in the eyes of the precious girl, and he began to soften his heart. He felt that this was the rhythm of retreat, and immediately struggled: "Then continue to be friends."

"It was originally like this, but what you said daddy made me realize that I like Sherlock." Irene resolutely let her father take the blame for this, but this is also part of the truth.

Ai Ye refused to accept this fact.

Irene finally gave Ai Ye a knowing blow: "Father, have you ever thought about why the parallel universe we are in merged with Sherlock's parallel universe?"

Ai Ye suddenly raised his head to look at his precious girl, she seemed to know everything with a half-smile, Ai Ye immediately became angry from embarrassment: "Student bully is so annoying! Why? You are a natural pair! Stay away from me, I don't want to see you, a girl with an elbow turned outward!" Ai Ye turned her head to the other side angrily, and waited for his precious girl to coax him, but it turned out! "I tell you to stay away from me, one meter is enough! Linlin, are you going to have sex with Xia Malian?"

Erin: "...I had already forgotten about this."

Ai Ye: "...I'm really stupid."

Irene put on the scarf and thought about it before going out, "Father, why don't you sell the water from the Zimu River to the mature, stable and sweet-mouthed Mycroft?" When they were dating in Dunton Park, the nearby surveillance cameras were really doing their duty to monitor their side.

Baker Street

John felt that his cold was so severe that he was hallucinating, so he just came down to get himself a glass of honey water, and when he was at the door, he heard ah, ah, ah, from the living room, it was the kind of sound that would be made during sex, and his legs went limp He almost didn't fall on the floor, but luckily John's basic judgment was still there. The next moment he heard that it wasn't the sound of real people making love, but a movie... With a jolt, John rushed in immediately: "Sherlock, look at For God's sake, you're using my computer again!"

Sherlock also condescendingly greeted his roommate: "Oh, John."

Oh your head ah oh!John walked over and snatched the computer in front of Sherlock. During the period, he didn't know what key was pressed, and the sound of ah, ah, and ah from the computer became louder.

As an ordinary person, no, it should be said that as a person with a sense of shame, it was obviously not John who read it, but he downloaded it, but John felt that the embarrassment was about to overwhelm him, and he closed the computer in a hurry.When the sound disappeared completely, John couldn't help but swear: "My God, can't you put on your headphones?"

The unembarrassed consulting detective lay down on the couch and commented in the tone of deducing the case: "The logic is confusing, the expression is fake, and it is shoddy. John, I really shouldn't expect your taste."

John: "...I beg you to read it! Let's talk about who will read the plot—" The former military doctor who was belatedly realized his roommate and asked the detective what he had done.He couldn't help but widen his eyes. It's like the day you find out that your crush is going to the toilet too. "Sherlock, you, uh—"

Sherlock didn't even look at it, so he said: "Oh, by the way, I will help you delete all these kinds of videos on your computer. They occupy the memory space, make your computer run slower, and are easy to be infected with viruses." ,You're welcome."

John: "...So you're trying to make my computer run faster?" Don't deny it.

Sherlock lazily opened his eyes and glanced at the former military doctor, "Oh, I checked and deleted them by the way."

John made the last struggle, he said dryly: "What case do you need to look at, right?" He tried his best to say such a thing.

"A case? Yes, it's a case."

John decided to believe this reason, he put the computer on the sofa he usually sat on, went into the kitchen to get himself a glass of honey water, just as he started mixing hot water, Sherlock's voice sounded from the living room: "John , Pour an extra glass."

John asked puzzledly, "Have you caught a cold too?"

"Do not."

Then there was silence, and John, a good roommate, got used to it, poured out an extra glass without complaint, and just came out of the kitchen with honey water, and suddenly found that there was an extra person in the living room at some point. "Irene? When did you come? I didn't even hear anything." Or did you come early?

"I just came, and I have the key, John." Erin took the scarf off and hung it on the coat hook, and John noticed that she was wearing a scarf that was exactly the same as Sherlock's. Well, John finally got the two of them really What is more is the actual feeling of boyfriend and girlfriend.

As well as the former military doctor, the good roommate also found out that the extra glass of honey water that Sherlock asked him to pour was for his girlfriend.John is a little maladaptive, though, "Wait, did you ask me to pour an extra glass because you knew Erin was coming?"

Sherlock replied, of course: "Oh, I heard that."

The corner of John's mouth twitched, why didn't he hear it?He didn't even hear the sound of people opening the door or going upstairs!What is this, Vulcan hearing?

Erin sat on the chair in front of the desk and looked up at John: "Is Inspector Lestrade all right, John?"

John was puzzled: "Why do you ask me?"

"You and he just had a drink together, didn't you?" Facing the dumbfounded expression of the former military doctor, Comrade Xiao Ai laughed again: "Oh, that's what he said on your blog."

lie!John had seen Sherlock lie to people with random excuses, so he put down his water glass and turned on his computer to see if Lestrade had written this under his blog.Then, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…"

John's heart was broken. He hurriedly turned off the video, and couldn't help moaning: "I'm going crazy!"

"John, please pay attention next time." Sherlock immediately "turned his face and turned his back on him", dumped the blame on the former military doctor, and even beat him up.

John has a temper too, okay?He yelled at Sherlock: "It's not me!"

There are still some people present here to uphold justice. Comrade Xiao Ai glanced at her boyfriend, trying to keep her face expressionless, and her voice seemed so dry: "Don't be embarrassed, John, I know you didn't open it. -"

"To shut up!"

"It wasn't me." John was extremely weak. He had to go to work tomorrow, so he really had to go back to sleep.John gulped down the glass of honey water, and was about to go upstairs with his computer in his arms. Before going upstairs, he quickly dropped a sentence: "I will wear earplugs to sleep, uh, you guys have a good chat."

After John left, Irene put her hands on her cheeks and stared at Sherlock who was facing in with a smile, without saying a word.Until Sherlock turned around by himself, sat up from the sofa, and said angrily, "What!"

"Hmmm," Comrade Xiao Ai prolonged the tone on purpose, and waited for Sherlock to show a more impatient expression before saying, "But didn't you tell me to shut up?"

Sherlock dragged a chair and sat on the opposite side of the desk, as if he was going to spend time with Irene, but before that he said not very happily: "It seems that you and your father are having a very happy meeting! "

Erin didn't tell her boyfriend that she had successfully prevented his "opportunity" to conceive and have a baby. She was also very good at talking: "It seems that you enjoy watching adult videos."

"If you talk about those pornographic videos on John's computer with chaotic logic, artificial expressions, and countless goofs, I really enjoy watching them." Sherlock said with a deliberately enlarged smile for emphasis .

Irene lowered her head and took a sip of honey water, thinking that this might not be a good topic, she cleared her throat with another sip and said, "Didn't you say there is a case?"

Sherlock said quickly, "John took his computer."

The website will not go with the computer, so Irene asked casually: "Where is my computer?"

Sherlock replied confidently: "When John moved in, he threw it away with other things."

Irene stared at her boyfriend for two seconds, took out her mobile phone and started pressing keys, and said without emotion: "Really?"

Sherlock "sticks to his guns": "Of course, otherwise what do you think?"

Almost three seconds after the voice fell, a phone rang in his bedroom.

Sherlock was still dead, and the duck mouthed stiffly: "I threw it under the bed."

Irene stood up to find her original mobile phone, but after hearing what Sherlock said, she sat down and stared at her boyfriend in a leisurely way: "I'll see what else you can come up with." .”

Sherlock's face darkened completely.

But at this moment, Irene's mobile phone rang out one after another to receive new text messages. She looked at the sender with a puzzled expression, and looked up at Sherlock.

Without saying a word, Sherlock ran to the bedroom. Because he got up in a hurry, he brought the chair down, and the chair fell on the floor with a loud "snap".

Irene naturally noticed Sherlock's rare panic and confusion. She opened the new text message on her mobile phone. The mobile phone she left behind was the one she and Sherlock used to communicate before the parallel universe merged. cell phone.When she went to the parallel universe in Silent Hill, she stayed there for sixteen hours and didn't wonder why Sherlock didn't contact her.She didn't contact Sherlock either, the main reason was that she was still guilty at the time, thinking that she would wait until she traveled back, but she never expected that six months had passed in the real parallel universe.She forgot about it because of the merging of the two parallel universes and seeing Sherlock in person.

Now, apparently Sherlock has been texting her current phone from that phone for the past six months.The notification tone kept ringing, and Irene just sat quietly and read the text messages that would overwhelm the inbox, from beginning to end.

"I think we need to have a good talk about how you crossed the parallel universe, and your dad, big goldfish! -sh" This is the first day she left, her dad dreamed of Sherlock again?

Over the day: "The Dave Brown case, extramarital affairs of extramarital affairs, love homicide, boredom. -sh"

There was a blank period of time in the middle, about two months.

"Three 'suicides', you can't expect the IQ of Scotland Yard to think in the direction of murder, finally something interesting. -sh"

"I think it's worth an eight, what do you think? -sh"

Another month passed.

"I decided to find a roommate. -sh"

"The bedroom on the third floor is vacant or vacant. -sh"

"Mrs. Hudson wouldn't mind charging an extra rent.—sh"

"Mrs. Hudson found out about your damaged floor. Mrs. Hudson was very angry. She also agreed that I should find a new roommate.—sh"

"I talked to Mike in Buzz about getting a new roommate. Are all people named Mike fat? Mycroft's dentist and tailor committed suicide. -sh"

"Fatty Mike found me a roommate this afternoon. His name is John Watson. I made an appointment with him to see the house tomorrow at seven o'clock in the evening!—sh"

"He's here on time! -sh"

"I've decided to take him in. Although he is simple-minded and peaceful, he basically doesn't change his mind, but he has the loyalty and sincerity of a soldier!—sh"

"Moriarty!—sh"

Then there was another week without any text messages, and in the next day, he sent a total of thirty: "Boring! Boring! Boring! -sh"

After those thirty identical text messages, one was followed: "Miss you." Without even a suffix, Irene couldn't take it anymore, stumbled into Sherlock's bedroom, threw herself into Sherlock's bedroom and sat on the floor leaning on the edge of the bed. Tears fell in Sherlock's arms.

Sherlock embraced his girlfriend, and as soon as he opened his mouth, Comrade Xiao Ai buried his face in his neck in embarrassment, and said in a nasal voice, "shutup! I don't want to cry either. of."

Sherlock was silent for a while, but still said: "...sentimental." However, he still hugged his sentimental girlfriend tightly and rested his chin on her shoulder, both of them could learn The kind of comforting and down-to-earth smell that came from the other party.

Irene rubbed against Sherlock's neck unconsciously, clutching the hem of his nightgown, and said in a muffled voice: "Then do you want to have sex with me?"

Sherlock's pupils suddenly dilated.

……

……

John woke up a bit late the next day, but he quickly figured out that he had to go to work and got out of bed.He did sleep with earplugs on, but it doesn't matter whether he wears them or not, because he almost came upstairs with his computer in his arms yesterday, and fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed.So even if something really happened downstairs, he wouldn't be woken up... right?

John tiptoed downstairs. There was no one in the living room. Usually Sherlock wouldn't get up at this time, and of course it was possible that he hadn't gone to bed.John deliberately looked at the hanger behind the door. Sherlock's long coat and scarf were there, and his girlfriend's coat and the couple's scarf were hanging beside it.It's not yet eight o'clock, so it can't be that Sherlock's girlfriend left last night and came over so early this morning, which means that his girlfriend stayed overnight last night.Looking at Sherlock's tightly closed bedroom door, John couldn't help opening his mouth wide, and it took a while to close it. The first thought in his mind was: the Scotland Yard squad can't treat Sherlock as an older virgin in the future. ridiculed.

John made a fuss about this idea. He raised his hand and looked at the time. He didn't care about what was there. After drinking a cup of coffee and stuffing a simple homemade sandwich, he picked up his coat and went to work went.

After he closed the door of 221b Baker Street, there was movement in Sherlock's bedroom. Irene didn't even open her eyes, she rubbed against Sherlock's neck: "Is it John?"

"He's leaving now. Judging by the current time and today's road conditions, he must be late." Sherlock pulled up the quilt, and didn't even open his eyes to find Irene's lips accurately. A tender kiss full of lust, after a while they hugged each other and fell asleep.

John was really late.

……

Before coming to London with Irene, Ai Ye already knew that he would not succeed in beating the mandarin ducks, especially after having a long talk with his precious daughter, what he did was his last struggle.But Irene didn't come back all night, and Ai Ye strongly wanted to take out the water from the Zimu River and feed it to Xia Ma's face, but the most important thing now was not to beat Xia Ma's face a few times, but his precious daughter.

24 Xiaohao’s father left the hotel early in the morning and went straight to Chinatown. When he took a taxi to Baker Street with big bags of ingredients, because he bought too many things, he wanted to highlight his role as a good father. After working hard, he didn't use his mustard space, and he seemed to be struggling to carry things.

Ai Ye is a great beauty, looking at her hard-working appearance, soon some kind-hearted people came to help.The other party was a pretty young woman with big wet eyes, long black curly hair, wearing a black coat with a red skirt inside.Maybe I had a cold, so I put on a mask and spoke simple English, which sounded a bit hoarse.Seeing the enthusiasm of this girl, Ai Ye did not refuse her help.

When someone helped him carry the things to the door of 221b, Ai Ye just said thank you in English, and the girl waved her hand to indicate that it was nothing, and left.

When the girl walked away, Ai Ye's expression changed from cold to weirdly excited, tell him to catch him, that Jim Moriarty is really a gay sissy, and a transvestite sissy Gay, and now transvestites are coming to Baker Street, what is it not to love Xia Malian deeply!Sure enough, that sentence is correct, there is no corner that can't be dug, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.

Let's attack, Mo Xiaosan!