It's really a ghost [Comprehensive]

John Watson, a former military doctor, had never thought that Sherlock Holmes, his roommate, the only consulting detective in the world, had a girlfriend before today, and John had all the rumors about girlfriends in Scotland Yard. It was regarded as a taunt, a retaliation statement against Sherlock.If you want to say why, it is probably because his roommate impressed him so deeply with the coldness of "Oh, stupid mortal", so that he always felt that Sherlock is the kind of extraordinary person who "doesn't know what love is".

Now, for God's sake, his girlfriend is a real one!

John walked out the door of 221b and took a few steps, still feeling very sci-fi, but at this moment a familiar little black car slowly drove up.

John stopped subconsciously, looked at the little black car dealership, and a thought popped up: Has McCoff 'kidnapped' Sherlock's girlfriend?

This idea is also very graphic. In the dark and deserted underground parking lot, the British government in a three-piece suit with a black umbrella throws a check to his brother and asks the detective's girlfriend, "Leave My brother."

"if not?"

"You wouldn't want to know."

Dead body sunk in the Thames River, tied to bombs and blown to pieces, no, if Mycroft chooses to make a person disappear, he will definitely destroy the body completely!

As expected of a master blogger, John's brain hole is not blocked.

"John?" The silky English voice came over, and Captain John Watson subconsciously put his legs together, almost saluting.

Mycroft just smiled and went through the door waving his black umbrella.

The inexplicable John felt that McCoff was in a good mood, don't ask him why he felt that way, he didn't have the intuition of small animals.John hesitated for a while, and after ten seconds of fighting between heaven and man, he turned around decisively and went back. When he was walking on the stairs, he heard the noise from upstairs, a strange voice, speaking Chinese, probably Chinese Well, then there was the sound of ping-ping-pong-pong.

What happened?

John sped up his movements, and when he reached the door of the living room on the second floor, er, Mycroft was leaning on his black umbrella, seeming to be watching with great interest the...excellent drama being staged in the living room.

John looked inside in a daze. An Asian man was chasing Sherlock with a sword. He was really beating Sherlock, and he was still yelling words that John couldn't understand, and Sherlock's Girlfriend, she stood beside her with her arms crossed.

John couldn't help but glanced at Mycroft, the super brother, and found that he seemed to be watching with relish, and said to John with a regretful tone: "Oh, you should really know what they are talking about, John."

John heard gloating from Mycroft's tone, and, "Sherlock, that's my computer!!"

John roared, and the drama in the living room seemed to be paused.

Three seconds later, Sherlock was thrown into the couch, and the couch was brought crookedly to the ground.

This is not an exaggerated rhetorical technique, but he was really blown away by a sword.

John shrunk his neck subconsciously, and he seemed to hear McCoff's small sigh. He must be glad that his brother was no longer pressed and beaten... right?Before John could think about it, he was stared at by the Asian man. Is there something wrong with him?

"You can't even break a crease monster who likes to wear gay purple, what kind of ex-military doctor!" Ai Ye glared at John with hatred, turned around and said to Irene: "Linlin, what did you say to Papa?" Give him the full translation—Linlin, you are not allowed to help Xia Ma's face!"

Comrade Xiaoai helped her.

Ai Ye screamed angrily: "You can help him, but you should keep a distance of more than three meters from him immediately!"

Eileen even lifted the sofa, and Sherlock looked pitiful.

Ai Ye's eyes widened, and he pierced Sherlock's scheming boy forcefully: "Xia Malian, what kind of white lotus are you pretending to be? I didn't slap you hard at all. If I did, you would go to heaven! Linlin, don't you?" You must feel sorry for him, do you hear me? Separate and separate for me immediately!"

Not only did Sherlock pretend to be in pain, but he also shamelessly asked his girlfriend to kiss him. Before Irene said anything, Ai Ye strode over and pinched Sherlock's lips, yelling: "Hey, pleats! Strange, see if I don't tear your mouth apart!"

Eileen couldn't hold her forehead.

Mycroft, who was standing outside the door, seemed to be twirling his black umbrella carelessly.

John, who can't understand Chinese, was watching a silent movie, and was confused. Seeing that they were about to fight again, he couldn't help but said, "Uh, McCoff, won't you stop it?"

Also when John spoke again, Ai Ye seemed to discover a new world, her eyes swayed on John, and she said with certainty: "I knew this pair of scumbags were hiding their secrets!"

"Father!" Irene's face darkened, and Aiye immediately let go of the hand that was pinching Sherlock's lips, and conveniently put him on the couch, rubbing him next to her precious daughter, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing for three meter distance.Ai Ye looked at her precious daughter anxiously, and was heartbroken: "Linlin, I really can't blame Papa for being unreasonable. As soon as Papa came in, he saw you being humiliated by Xia Ma. This is absolutely unbearable."

Ai Ye stretched out her hand to caress Irene's forehead as she spoke, and the next moment Sherlock's tooth marks disappeared, and her forehead returned to its original smoothness.Satisfied, Ai Ye turned around and turned into Gao Lengfan, smiling slightly at McCoff who was standing at the door: "Nephew Mai Xian, let you see a joke."

Erin: "... Father, Mycroft's surname is not Mai."

Ai Ye turned around and whispered to her precious daughter: "Of course Baba knows that his surname is not Mai, but his surname is Fu. Well, his surname is Holmes, but the nephew of Holmes sounds too strange."

Irene: "...you can call him by his first name directly." It's strange to be a nephew or something.

Ai Ye was still aggrieved: "Your age is younger than papa, and she looks older than papa. To be honest, I almost can't say my nephew papa."

Eileen glanced at Mycroft, who was smiling more and more, not wanting to tell her dad at all, their whispers were heard by everyone present.

The other Sherlock, who can understand Chinese, sneered unceremoniously, and he didn't know whether he was mocking his brother for "declining before his time", or mocking his girlfriend's father for lowering the IQ of the whole street.

Ai Ye immediately choked: "Folder blames you for laughing at your brother, you haven't taken good care of him yet."

"Enough!" Eileen said before her boyfriend responded, she turned her gaze to John who had been out of the situation, and smiled at him and said, "John, it's a pleasure to see you again so soon. Let me introduce you. It's my father, Ye Ai."

John, who finally heard the familiar language, was still in the circle: "Oh, your father? Ah, your father!" John looked at the Asian man who stood with Irene like a brother and sister, although Asians seem to be They are all younger than their actual age, but this is too young, right?But if you say this, you can understand why he beat Sherlock, but Mycroft didn't stop him.God, this kind of thing actually happened to Sherlock, it's like the eighth wonder of the world.John looked at Sherlock, who was lying on the sofa with a bruised face—in fact, he didn’t—and was touching his phone in his pocket. He really wanted to take it out and take a picture of this Sherlock!

Unfortunately, before he could actually do anything, Sherlock fired the subwoofer: "Shutit!"

Mycroft glanced lightly at John and smiled enigmatically.

"John, please be sure to take a photo as a souvenir." As soon as Irene finished speaking, Sherlock turned over and turned to face the inside of the sofa.

John: "..." John, who had been seen through three times in succession, wanted to shout. He felt that he shouldn't have followed out of curiosity in the first place. That's right, why did he follow up? "Uh, I remembered that I still have something to do, I have to go, really." After speaking, John hurried downstairs as if there were wolves and tigers chasing him, and left Baker without looking back. street.

Ai Ye, who was the only one who didn't see through John, "made use of it": "Since John Watson is gone, Linlin, let's go too, and get out of this greedy place!"

"Sherlock and I have something to talk about—"

Before Irene finished speaking, Ai Ye sternly refused: "What? No, absolutely not! Papa can't just sit and watch your good cabbage being raped by a horse!"

Irene couldn't help sighing: "Father, speak well."

Ai Ye looked at her precious girl expectantly: "Then can you break up with Sherlock Holmes?"

Irene solemnly said to her father: "I like Sherlock Holmes, Father, I hope you know."

Ai Ye was furious, he choked for a long time, and said with grief and indignation as if making up his mind: "I decided to call Xia Ma's face Xia Sanlan! Otherwise, it will be Xialiu, Xia Shuidao, Xia Jiaozi, Xia Yuhe."

Irene: "...Xia Yuhe?"

Ai Ye's attention was immediately diverted, and she explained to Irene happily: "It's Xia Yuhe who waited for Emperor Qianlong by the Daming Lake for 18 years and couldn't die in peace!"

Witnessing his younger brother's increasingly exciting expression, Mycroft raised his eyebrows, maybe he can go back and look up this allusion.

Sherlock is not the type to sit still, he didn't even need to say anything extra, just took the paper rose that Irene just gave him earlier, and flaunted it in front of Ai Ye, it was enough to make Ai Ye enraged and make him He could pull his girlfriend into his bedroom and close the door.

Irene listened to the sound of her father jumping outside the door, and then looked at the boyfriend who was rolling his eyes. For a while, there were so many mixed feelings, so that Comrade Xiao Ai didn't know what to say for a while, but she stretched out her hand After taking the paper rose in Sherlock's hand, it was squished with several petals in the previous "twist and twists". Irene made it bright again, and put it back to Sherlock hands, looking up at him.

Sherlock cleared his throat somewhat unnaturally, "I hope you also know—"

Otherwise, how can John never believe that Sherlock has a girlfriend, and because this guy's EQ is terrible, see, a simple sentence "I like you too", responding to what his girlfriend said earlier, "I like Sherlock Locke Holmes", and out of the consulting detective's mouth it becomes this:

"The plumber who was the target in the serial killing case was not because he stumbled upon some shady secret by accident, but because he not only dredged the water pipe of a client's house while he was working as a plumber, The married female client had an extramarital affair. Then you would think that the person behind the hiring of the sniper, based on statistics and considering the motive of the crime, would be the husband of the female client nine out of ten. But in fact it is not , is another object of this female client’s extramarital affair, and also her husband’s boss, boring.”

"Dave Brown?" This case was discussed with Sherlock before Irene traveled to Silent Hill. To her, it was just two days ago, and she still had a deep impression on her.

Sherlock suddenly lost interest, "Probably."

Irene digested the case review released by Sherlock, and said, "I don't think it's normal." She listened to the movement outside, and added, "My dad didn't hit the door, it's not normal."

"What's so hard to understand, after all, that fat man Mycroft is staring at him." Sherlock pouted and said, don't think he didn't know what McCoff was planning, he didn't want the fat man to get what he wanted. It must have been nice to see him being beaten.Sherlock's eyes fell on Irene's clean forehead, and suddenly said: "Me too."

This irrelevant "Me too" took Irene a few seconds to find the above text.

"Shut up!" These few seconds were enough for the consulting detective to become angry from embarrassment.

"Xia—" just said one syllable, but the boyfriend blocked the rest of the words, "I told you to shut up."

The young couple who had reunited after a long absence were inseparable, and Ai Ye, who was left outside, held his flying sword, smiling very calmly, with a superior posture, which was completely different from the funny fan he showed before— ——Actually, Mycroft never underestimated Ai Ye from the very beginning——If the flying sword in his hand hadn’t sensed the emotions of its master, and was always ready to fly into the bedroom and stab Sherlock right through him, what a tall man would he be? It's even more perfect.

McCoff was not worried about his younger brother's life. After all, Irene was there. He evaluated the current objective situation and listed one plan after another in his heart. Cooperation, of course, was a cooperation plan. Suddenly, I heard Ai Ye say: "Nephew Mai Xian, why don't you go after Linlin."

Mycroft: "...can I know why?"

Ai Ye said as a matter of course: "You are older than your brother and died earlier than him."

Rao is in control of almost all the political power of the British government, which is equivalent to the British government and can start wars. Mycroft is also so uncertain about Ai Ye's logic. Who makes him always play cards out of common sense.But this is not so much delay for McCoff to get Ai Ye's favor. After all, everyone is a (female/brother) control family. When the two little ones, Irene and Sherlock, came out of the bedroom, Ai Ye came over with a smile Holding Irene's hand, the flying sword in her hand slapped Sherlock away by the way: "Linlin, Papa told you that Papa and Nephew Mai Xian fell in love at first sight. He is mature, stable and sweet, and he also said that he has arranged a restaurant for us." The father and daughter took the wind to wash away the dust, they are very enlightened, and Papa likes him very much."

The corners of Irene's mouth twitched, Sherlock rolled his eyes and his face darkened, and the master, Mycroft, accepted the compliment without changing his expression.

However, the mature, steady-mouthed, sweet-sounding and yet high-minded McCoff also failed to correct Ai Ye's practice of wanting to beat mandarin ducks at that moment, and beating mandarin ducks with sticks, as always, had little effect.

"It's me, Linlin and Mycroft, the three of us are going to eat, Xia Malian, don't be ashamed to follow me!" To no avail, Sherlock has to keep up, even if he is not allowed to follow now, maybe he will still Before the three of them, he went to the restaurant that McCoff had reserved.

"Why do you wear a blue scarf? What a scheming boy, did you know that "red and blue have CP since ancient times"!" To no avail, the blue scarf is Sherlock's standard equipment, not only that, he also found another Out of a exactly the same to his girlfriend around.

"Linlin wants to ride in the same car with me!" As always, nothing came of it. It turned out that Ai Ye was sitting in a small black car with Mykoff, and Sherlock and Irene were sitting in a taxi. Wanting to squeeze in between this young couple, she was glared at by her precious daughter. Ai Ye opened her mouth slightly, with an unbelievable expression on her face, as if seeing the world destroyed: "Linlin, you are ruthless, you are cruel!"

Irene: "...your expression tells me that this is another stalk I don't know, so go and ride in a car with McCoff, don't you say that he is mature, stable and sweet?" Wait to coax Ai Ye away Irene said to her boyfriend with a tangled expression: "I can hardly look directly at the mature, stable and sweet-mouthed McCoff."

Sherlock's face was very smelly: "Your father wants to match you and that fat man."

Without thinking about it, Irene said, "Because he takes better care of you than you?"

Irene and Sherlock were silent for a while, and Irene spoke first: "I thought you were joking."

Sherlock said blankly, "No."

"I'm joking." Irene blinked, then said slowly, "Can I think you're jealous, Sherlock?"

Sherlock didn't even deny it, and of course he didn't admit it either.

Irene leaned over and kissed him on the cheek, her brows and eyes curved: "If you get in the car obediently now, I'll say you're very cute, and I think if we don't get in the car now, my dad will go berserk."

But it's almost the same, Ai Ye's whole body exudes an air of lovelessness, and he scratched five cracks on the specially armed glass of McCoff's small black car, and the whole glass looks like it will shatter if touched.

Mycroft: "..."

Mycroft now confirms that what Ai Ye said earlier was true when he beat Sherlock really uselessly, what a cruel realization.

Compared with the thrilling experience in the little black car, the atmosphere in the taxi in which Irene and Sherlock took is much more tender.Sherlock raised his chin towards his girlfriend who was wearing the exact same scarf: "Don't you think you forgot something? I think I can remind you, Miss Ai, about the six months you haven't heard from, you just Is there nothing to explain to s?"

"If s insists on knowing."

This remark earned Mr. Holmes a soft snort.

"What I can tell s is that I went to another parallel universe, across space and time, to a small town in Pennsylvania, USA in the 80s with extremely distorted beliefs, and met a demon." Erin said Then he noticed that Sherlock's eyes lit up, getting brighter and brighter. When Irene mentioned the devil, he raised his eyebrows. Irene explained to him: "Yes, a person who is attracted by the power of human hatred Here comes the demon from hell. And you already know that I spent sixteen hours in that parallel universe back and forth, while yours and mine took six months. Obviously the flow rate between parallel universes Not the same. According to what I know from my father Yu Jianli, this kind of situation is not uncommon, and it is possible to stay in another parallel universe for decades, but only a few minutes have passed in our current parallel universe."

Sherlock pondered: "What's the matter with the fusion of two parallel universes?"

"I can't explain it to you well, but I brought the jade slip that my father gave me. I can give it to you, and you can directly absorb all the information contained in it." Irene gave her male My friend opened the door to a new world, and looking at Sherlock's eyes shining like stars, she knew what he thought about it. When handing the jade slip to Sherlock, Comrade Xiao Ai blinked and asked He: "I think you need to delete some things in the thinking space, such as common sense knowledge that the earth revolves around the sun."

Sherlock glared at her: "You also read John's blog?"

"I've said it before, John's blog is really interesting, not only the text of the blog, but also the replies under the blog, it seems that its comment area is becoming a gathering place for crusading and consulting detectives, and I know about you through this More details about the incident of being a street boy. Well, I never knew that I would discover so many interesting things about you from the perspective of an ordinary person." Irene also emphasized this point, "Really Yes, Sherlock." It would have been better if she hadn't stopped laughing.

Sherlock's face was completely dark. Perhaps Inspector Lestrade, who was in charge of breaking the news, should be optimistic about his police certificate.

He wasn't going to talk to his girlfriend anymore, and was about to use the jade slip she gave him according to the method Irene taught him, when she restrained her smile and said so calmly that she couldn't hear much emotion: " Maybe we should talk about your big fan, Mr. M, and the five-link game between you and him later."

Why do you say later?Because Papa is persistent in beating mandarin ducks with sticks!