It's really a ghost [Comprehensive]

On the way back to Baker Street from the scene of the crime, neither of them spoke. There was an inexplicable atmosphere in the taxi, and this atmosphere did not disappear after they got out of the car.

"I'm going upstairs."

"Why did you do that?"

The two people spoke at the same time. The first sentence was said by Irene, and the second sentence was asked by Sherlock. After he finished speaking, he stared at Irene and completed his sentence: "Why did you let Albert Hawke Back from the dead? You know, even if you don't, I still have evidence that he was murdered."

"I know," Irene turned her head to look at him, and said in a declarative tone, she naturally believed in his ability, but now let's talk about why, Irene recalled her feelings at that time, frowned, He continued with uncertainty in a rare tone, "I don't know, I just think they shouldn't slander you so much, saying you're mentally ill. Sherlock, you are the purest person I've ever met, and you shouldn't be so treat."

Sherlock froze for a moment, looked away from Irene, casually landed on the floor, and said in a disapproving tone: "I don't care."

Erin almost blurted out: "I care."

"You...?" Sherlock seemed to be shocked, and Irene waved her hand quickly: "We are friends, aren't we? I... went upstairs." She subconsciously avoided the question, the question that confused her, and turned around When going upstairs, walking on the stairs, she could hear the sound of her heart beating violently, bang bang bang, and some answer seemed to be about to break out of the ground.

Little did I know that it was not Sherlock who was shocked by Irene's "we are friends", but Edward Harris who had been packing potatoes in the living room of 221b Baker Street. He had fallen behind since the Astor Museum yesterday. The main reason was I still don’t want to be abused anymore, and I don’t want to stay in the Astor Museum to face the cruel fact that his goddess’ heart belongs to him, and the body is still a painting he likes, so he went back to Baker Street and watched the warriors against the ghosts on Baker Street His eyes went to 221b, so as to get first-hand information.

Ghosts are always in poor spirits during the day, even in the perennially gloomy climate of Fog City. Edward Harris fell asleep during the period, and when he heard footsteps in 221b, he woke up immediately with a chill , As expected, those two extraordinary human beings came back.

Edward Harris really didn't expect them to take the initiative to find him, and he didn't take the initiative to make a sound, but what did he hear?This pair of men and women who abuse single dogs without mercy are friends, only!yes!friend!friend!

Edward Harris wanted to pick his ears right away, was he hallucinating?

The next moment, I saw Gui Jianshou—the nickname privately given to the curly-haired young man by the ghosts of Baker Street, Edward Harris thought it was very appropriate—the ghost who was still thinking calmly a moment ago, suddenly Grinning... a smirk, and jumping up like a child and saying, "That's great!"

This process happened in a blink of an eye, and when Edward Harris blinked and looked again, Mr. Gui Jianshou returned to normal, took off his coat smartly, took off his scarf, and returned to his bedroom on the second floor.

Leaving Edward Harris at a loss, he has to think about the relationship between 'We are friends' and 'Great', as far as he is concerned, the two of them obviously like each other, but now this is trouble which kind?

Edward Harris didn't come up with a reason, and in the process, he came up with the logically impeccable idea of ​​"No wonder I can't figure it out. If I figured it out, I wouldn't be single." Abuse to no end.

There is nothing to love.

……

After Irene returned to her bedroom upstairs, her heart was still beating non-stop. When she passed the mirror, she saw that her face was flushed like a tomato, and she could feel the heat on her face without touching it. Even the ears are red.

Irene put a talisman on herself, but the effect was not very good, this problem must be solved——

Comrade Xiaoai began to think back to the bits and pieces since he met Sherlock. During this period, he pasted two talismans of pure heart and mind on his body. At this point, when he was bored with Sherlock, he put nicotine stickers on his arms. It's the same way but with the same effect - the effect of clearing the mind and concentrating the mind is not obvious, but in the end it hypnotizes her.

That's right, since they received the first commission from the ghost last night, Irene has been sleeping on the table for three hours in the evidence room of Scotland Yard.After they left Scotland Yard, they didn't want to leave the puzzle back to Baker Street, so they went to investigate a scene first, a scene of one of the four cases scored by Sherlock above eight points, After getting the conclusion.It also happened that Albert Hawke lived nearby, so they stopped by to 'visit', to combine work and rest.

Unexpectedly, what was originally a simple theft case developed into a double murder case.When they saw the self-proclaimed Philip Hawke for the first time, they discovered the clues. What Sherlock saw was Philip Hawke who was a human being, and what Irene saw was Philip Hawke who was following a human being. The ghost behind it, the real Philip Hawke's ghost.

Originally, Irene didn't intend to "resurrect" Albert Hawke who had turned into a ghost. She had never done such a thing that violated the rules of life and death before, but at that time she just had an unknown anger in her heart. , poured out when the fake Philip Hawke bluntly stated that Sherlock was mentally ill.

This consumed part of Irene's energy, causing her brain to run slowly, and she fell asleep, but her problem still seemed to haunt her in her dream, otherwise why would she hear the sound of beeping when she fell asleep.

Irene pressed the twitching eyebrows and threw two words: "Shut up."

"When you were at home, you told Papa that you loved Papa, but now that your wings are stiff after you leave home, you told Papa to shut up." Seeing that Irene didn't respond to his words, Ai Ye's first thing was not to continue making noise , but instead, "You don't know this meme?"

Erin stared at her dad: "I should know?"

Ai Ye immediately became overwhelmed with paternal love, "My poor Linlin, I should have called you up when I was watching movies, American dramas, Korean dramas, anime, and BBC three episodes."

Irene continued blankly: "Then listen to me point out the irrationality?"

Ai Ye: "..." Having a daughter who is a top student is really painful and happy.

Ai Ye's father's love just started to express, and he leaned in front of Irene, ready to say hello: "Linlin, Papa has been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come online?"

As a result, Irene glanced at him lightly: "Couldn't it be that you just got up after playing the game all night, and you were lying on the bed, and suddenly remembered that I came, and then gave yourself a reason to stay in bed, Come into my dream?"

Ai Ye: "...Linlin, people are tough."

It's rare that Irene didn't crush her father's IQ, nor demolished him, and just quietly listened to Ai Yexu talking about what happened at home during her absence.When he had finished speaking, he began to ask Irene how she was doing while she was eating and sleeping outside.

"The idiom is in the wrong context." Irene subconsciously corrected Ai Ye's words, then hesitated for a moment, and said hesitantly, "I met someone."

"Woman, tell me it's a woman! No, it's a middle-aged, fat and bald old man! No, it's a child under the age of 12!" Ai Ye immediately entered the third-level alert state. He held the baby girl's hand, Righteous words demanded.

Irene: "...he is two years older than me, don't cover your ears and say you don't listen."

Ai Ye who was planning to do this: "...Actually, it's 'I don't listen, I don't listen', no, no, no, now is not the time to talk shit." Ai Ye took a deep breath, and tried to bring out his father Fan, "Then Don't tell me that when you saw him you felt like a little rabbit in your heart - I know that's an unreasonable metaphor, don't interrupt me - thumping and blushing like an apple!"

There is no need for Irene to answer, Ai Ye, a father, knows the answer. He is as mournful as a concubine. If you use his common words to describe it, it means that the color of the whole person is dark: "Linlin, my Linlin, it's over. !"

Erin: "..."

Surprisingly, Ai Ye returned to normal in the next second, he looked calm and rigorous, just like he was in front of outsiders. "Let's follow the train of thought. It's not necessarily what I think. First of all, is it possible that it is the baby bird effect? ​​Is he the first creature you see over there through time and space?"

Irene said truthfully: "The first thing I saw was the ghost who had just been tortured and killed." Then I saw Sherlock at the scene of the crime.

"That's not the baby bird effect, it's okay, it's okay, could it be the suspension bridge effect? ​​You know that in a dangerous situation, people's heartbeat will speed up unconsciously. When you first saw him, it was It's not a dangerous situation, so I think it's too shocking, and then I mistakenly interpret the rapid heartbeat caused by this situation as a heartbeat, and think I like him?" Ai Ye's IQ always fluctuates when it comes to baby girls , Now I have pulled out the suspension bridge effect, but I don’t know how the effect will be——

"The situation at that time? It was the scene of the murdered ghost I told you about. He was a consulting detective. Scotland Yard asked him to solve the serial murder case. I don't think there is any danger in this." Erin said Ai Ye's serious posture was almost unstoppable, and the more abusive ones were yet to come: After she pursed her lips and pondered for a moment, Irene relaxed, and her eyes burst into a different kind of look, "I like Sherlock." Still a declarative sentence.

Ai Ye was stunned, San Qing, what did he do? ! !Is it too late for him to go back to 1 minute ago and slap himself?Wait, consult detective Scotland Yard Sherlock, "Linlin, tell me his full name is Sherlock Holmes!"

Erin nodded.

Ai Ye was about to cry with joy, "It's saved, it's saved!"

Irene, who had just been pointed out by Ai Ye's words, suddenly realized, and Irene, who understood her own thoughts, hesitated and asked: "Is there anything I need to know? Based on your reaction, can I understand that you have seen him as the protagonist?" Movies and TV series? Look at your expression—”

"Now I'm absolutely sure! No, no, that's not what I want to say, Linlin, I'm telling you, Sherlock Holmes is gay!!" Ai Ye said 'gay' forcefully, falling to the ground Can make a hole.

"Do not--"

Before Irene finished speaking, she was interrupted by Ai Ye who was so excited, "I know you want to say it's impossible, but Linlin is really gay! His love story with John Watson started from It has been popular since the Victorian period, and it was also named the first national couple in the corrupt country before!"

Ai Ye, who felt that the big stone fell to the ground, still remembered to comfort her precious girl, "Linlin, don't be sad, as the saying goes, it's hard to find three-legged toads, but there are so many men with two legs."

Irene pursed her lips and finished what she was interrupted just now: "No, what I want to tell you is that Sherlock is asexual."

Ai Ye retorted without thinking: "That's him talking nonsense, saying that his girlfriend is not his type, and his boyfriend is also very boring, and he still wears gay purple shirts, and finally met John Teddy Watson We moved in together the next day."

Erin said calmly, "And then?"

Ai Ye talked eloquently: "Then they solved the case together, oh, and then there was a third person named Jim Moriarty, who tried to insert himself between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. This The guy has a high IQ, but his EQ is too low, and he even tried to take Sherlock Holmes by force, but of course he failed in the end."

After listening to her father talking until now, Irene's expression was completely relaxed, and she asked with interest and a little doubt: "Really?"

Ai Ye undoubtedly has him, and happily talked about the peerless love triangle with his precious daughter: "No, he wanted to kill John Watson to vent his anger when he saw that the robbery of Sherlock Holmes failed, and he also tried to kill him in the swimming pool. Detonate the bomb while everyone dies together. This is simply "I can't get your person, but I want to get your body." Although the bomb explodes, the body will be fragmented, but this is the ultimate essence of robbery. ! But in the end he relented, and his success fell short." At the end, he really regretted that he didn't want it.

"anything else?"

"I like his brother Mycroft Holmes, I think I have a lot in common with him—" Ai Ye finally came to his senses when he said this, and he looked at the baby girl who seemed to be smiling, "Of course I don't refer to family On the one hand, there are bears, but he is the younger brother, and I am the daughter."

"I thought you were referring to the aspect of 'creatures that threaten all bear children near the house'." Irene said sharply.

Ai Ye looked left and right but didn't look at her. Apparently, Irene hit the mark. He smacked his lips and felt that it was inconsistent: "Have you seen Mycroft Holmes? You were picked up by his little black car." , threatened in the dark underground parking lot? No, why are you threatened by him? No, why do you like Sherlock Holmes’s horse face? ——Yes, I call him horse face. What’s wrong, who called it? His face is so long!" Ai Ye raised her head after speaking, with a mighty and unyielding posture, announcing that Sherlock Holmes has been on his ultimate blacklist!

"Yes. No. I am a foreign population. Finally, you should get up and pay attention to your health." After Irene answered Ai Ye's first three questions, she unilaterally "forcibly logged out".

Erin wakes up from her sleep, and the fact that she likes Sherlock breaks through.She didn't struggle with anything, and accepted it calmly.She took off the three talismans attached to her body and put them back into the talisman box, thinking that she would have to wait until her father came to enlighten her before realizing that she was acting abnormally when she was with Sherlock The reason is because she likes him, which is how belatedly.Perhaps in her father's words, it means low EQ.

Irene couldn't help smiling, she felt that her EQ was at least higher than Sherlock's.Thinking about it this way, it seems that there is nothing to be proud of.

Speaking of her father, Irene sat down again and began to think about what Ai Ye said.Sherlock is a character in the film and television drama he watched, but there is no psychological barrier for Irene to accept it.After all, she is actually in a world with complete rules now. This situation can be explained by the parallel universe theory, which is completely reasonable.Even before, Erin was using this theory to understand what was happening to her.

This is scientific in nature, if it is non-scientific in nature, it is that she came from one universe to another, not through space-time cracks or wormholes, but through a well.Speaking of this well again, Irene remembered that in the first dream, the Sadako mentioned by Ai Ye, can she now understand that Sadako is not in the world she and Ai Ye are in, but a parallel universe The characters in the movie are more likely to be from the movies and TV series that Ai Ye has watched.

Irene decided to search for Sadako on the Internet later to see if she is from this parallel universe or the third parallel universe.

Now let's go back and think about the other two characters mentioned by Aiye, John Watson and Jim Moriarty, and the love triangle love story that Aiye said has loopholes in logic and is very vulgar.In summary, why does it feel so strange.Irene felt that her father probably applied the routine of the family ethics drama he watched to Sherlock, but it still revealed some useful information.

——If Ai Ye knew his precious daughter's testimony to him, "Sherlock Holmes is definitely gay", if he thought so, he would definitely faint from crying. This is really a sad accident.