[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

"How do you know my name!" Sakura stared fiercely at the person in front of her.

Itachi Sasuke just showed a mocking face, and I quickly smoothed things over: "Because Brother Itachi is well-informed!"

Sasuke looked at me suspiciously when he heard me call that. After all, I knew he wasn't Itachi, but he called me that name again, but Sasuke didn't tell my lie.

"Julie, I respect your liking for someone, but if this man wants to hurt Sasuke, I will definitely kill him."

This sentence was said to me by Sakura, I don't know how to answer, but I will not persuade her.It's not that I don't care about Itachi, she can't beat her anyway, and Itachi won't hurt her, and the person in front of him is Sasuke.So I just answered one sentence. "Just follow your heart, Sakura."

Sasuke seemed to be watching a joke the whole time, and said with disdain: "Heh, what can you do with this little ability."

You arrogant man, you will die if you don't speak!

"Uchiha Itachi, as Sasuke's elder brother, he destroyed all his happiness with his own hands, you sinful man! I will not let you hurt Sasuke again! Even if I am not your opponent, I will do my best to stop you !" Sakura gritted her teeth and said these words, her words and expressions were full of undisguised hatred and determination.

Watching this fake domestic violence scene being staged here by the mates, I can't help but want to say something to Sasuke: Can a man be less routine and more sincere.Are you really just pretending to be Itachi to stimulate Sakura?In fact, isn't it a little refreshing to hear the other party's answer like this!

When I was thinking about whether I should be a peacemaker, the real Itachi opened the door and walked in. At the same time, Sasuke and Sakura looked at him at the door. Is the tearing drama ahead of schedule?

This weird atmosphere made me want to go to the bathroom a little bit, but Sakura reacted quickly, she shouted: "Sasuke!"

Sasuke Itachi: "..."

Itachi Sasuke: "..." Subconsciously wanted to respond.

Originally, I thought that the two brothers would have to fight when they met, but this time Sasuke looked much calmer, just staring at his brother, with that look, as if a thousand words could not express his own words.In the end Sasuke Itachi looked at Sakura and me, and said coldly, "Go out, I have something to tell him."

Sakura didn't listen at all, okay, she sneered and said, "Do you think I will listen to you?"

Sasuke: "..." He held his breath in his chest, calm down, now that he is Itachi, it's normal for her to be disobedient.

Seeing his younger brother's predicament, but it was impossible to attack Sakura, Itachi looked at Sakura because he was Sasuke now, and said gently and somewhat alienated: "Sakura, you and Julie go out and wait for me first. "

I nodded: "No problem!"

Sakura: "But Sa..."

Itachi: "I'll call you if something happens."

Then Sakura was successfully coaxed away by Itachi!The corner of Sasuke's mouth twitched a few times, I want to ask about his current psychological shadow area!

I don't know what the two brothers will discuss, but I think it's a great improvement to be able to be in the same room peacefully, instead of facing each other with swords.In short, I have to have full confidence in these two brothers. I think it is quite optimistic, but Sakura is not so open-minded.

A sense of panic that Sasuke was about to be stabbed to death by her brother, so she went out, she stayed at the door, saying that if there was any trouble inside, she would go in and fight the weasel.

Girl, the chill expression on your face is too scary!

"Sakura, calm down."

"How calm is this! Don't worry! Anyway, you like Uchiha Itachi, no, don't you like Sasuke! If he is in danger, you will rush in with me to subdue that man later! Yes, you can also find Sakata-san, Sarutobi-san, and Asakura-san too!"

"..." How many people do you want to invite to fight Sasuke?I patted her face with both hands, and said seriously: "I swear in the name of the landlord, Brother Itachi will not hurt Sasuke." After all, he is his dearest person.

"I, can I trust you?"

"Of course! So let's go watch TV and eat some melon seeds. The two brothers probably have endless whispers."

"Hey!"

I thought the two brothers would talk for a while, but I really didn't expect to talk until the evening, the little ape had finished dinner, and the two of them hadn't come out of the room yet.It's been so long that I wondered if the two of them went back together again, and Ma Canghao, who was out, never came back.Forget it, I'm used to the waywardness of tenants!

When I sat at the dining table and saw the mountain of luxurious meals in Yinshi's bowl, I finally sprayed: "Little ape, you are enough! The boss alone takes up a third of the dishes! What do we eat? !"

The little ape was still crazily picking up vegetables for Yinshi, almost poking his nostrils every time she swung the chopsticks, she answered me in the midst of her busy schedule: "Who cares about you bum! Thank goodness! Ahh! My dear, eat quickly! Otherwise, Julie will come to snatch yours! They have taken so much pains to do so much for you! There is a surprise buried in the meal~"

"..."

Gintoki, Sakura, and I all showed different degrees of black lines. Forget it, it’s okay to eat less for dinner as a way to lose weight.Brother Itachi and the others finished chatting, I'll make them a late-night snack. With this benevolent attitude, I prepared to eat. Before I could take a bite of the meal, the phone rang.It was actually Zhou Mu calling, I was very curious.

"Hey, is something wrong?"

[I'm outside your house, come out and chat. ]

"What? Just kidding, I'll stab you, villain!"

[Didn't lie to you, do you want me to shout. ]

"No, I'm coming out!"

When I ran out of the yard and opened the door, I saw Zhou Mu leaning against the wall with one hand in his pocket and the other hand holding his mobile phone. The street lamps flickered on and turned on the young handsome face. Light.This is the first time he came to my house without saying hello, I have no idea what he is going to do.But it is absolutely not allowed to talk at the door of the house, let alone bring people into the house!

"If you have something to say, go talk elsewhere!" I said so, and then I grabbed the other person's arm and walked towards the corner.

I took him to a corner where no one was around, and he didn't talk nonsense, and said directly: "That Zhang Yue from Class [-] confessed to you, but you didn't accept it because you have someone you like?"

I nodded: "Yes."

Zhou Mu was silent for a moment, then said slightly seriously: "Is that person me?"

excuseme?What did this narcissistic guy say, I stared blankly at the person in front of me, and then burst out laughing.I was out of breath laughing, so Zhou Mu's slight awkwardness towards me later was all because he thought I liked him?

"Don't laugh, give me an explanation, if you don't like me, then what did you do to my temper before?"

"Because you took away Quan Xingyue! Just because I was absent from school for a while, you two got together, and when I came back, there was no such thing as a three-person team! I'm jealous! You two look at the stars! Moon chatted from political history to mathematics English! I can only copy notes dryly! It was only me and Quan Xingyue together! Why did you join in! Do you like Quan Xingyue!"

"..." Zhou Mu was completely stunned.

He probably talked about his mother's mental retardation in his heart, but I felt much happier after expressing my emotions in one brain!super cool!

"I'm a little bit interested in her. I thought you liked me before, which really embarrassed me for a while."

"..." This time it's my turn to be an idiot. "Dad, I won't allow it!" This was my first reaction.

"I won't delay her."

"Mom, I won't allow it!" Beat it fiercely.

"You are enough." Grabbing the hands.

When Zhou Mu and I were shocking each other, I glanced at a shadow around the corner, why does it feel a bit like Yinshi?I paid attention quietly, silently chanted a bubble and sent it over. If it was just an ordinary person, it would be absolutely fine, but if it is a tenant, it will definitely be trapped.

I was anxious to see who was around the corner, and I reached a gentleman's agreement with Zhou Mu not to confess before graduation, and then I sent him away.

When I ran back to the corner, I saw Gin Toki, and - Itachi in Sasuke's skin.So why are you also trapped!Why are you peeping and following like the boss!This is definitely coming with me!

"You don't go to dinner, what are you doing here?" I asked curiously without opening the bubble.

Yinshi whistled and looked at the sky: "Look at the moon."

"Then you can see enough." I said and was about to leave.

"Come back! You have no conscience! You and I are worried about you! Don't you have the heart to lock your male god in the enchantment! And when you are having dinner, you are suddenly called out by the male students in the class, super weird Okay! Foolish age like you are the easiest to misfire, you know!" Yinshi called me hoarsely.

I looked back with a dead eye: "You, an adult who is always wiping guns and misfires, have no right to criticize me, but why is Brother Itachi here, and finished chatting with Sasuke?"

Itachi didn't look me in the eyes the whole time, and put on Sasuke's face just to pretend to be cold, he just nodded, and then framed him: "Gintoki pulled me out."

Gintoki immediately fired: "Hey! You can't be like this! If you don't want to come out, can Ah Yin pull it, and run out in front of Sakura with Sasuke's body to look for Julie, you know it's you The younger brother's official consort. What will happen to the younger brother when he becomes a bachelor in the future? An older brother can't be so bad! Breaking up the marriage will cause hemorrhoids."

Itachi: "..."

I gave a sneaky smile: "Hey, Brother Weasel, I will tell you anything you want to know! A lot of things have indeed happened since you left last time. If you want to hear it, I will tell you when I have time."

Itachi said solemnly: "Okay."

Actually said yes, what happened to my Brother Itachi, I feel that it is unreal that he treated me well when he came again!Was it just an illusion that he rejected me coldly on that snowy night?Or, did this body swap really change him a bit?Facing my puzzled gaze, Itachi finally looked me in the eye, but I avoided it with a quickening heartbeat.

"Ayin, I need a pack of dog food."

"Hey, Boss, is my lord back?"

"No, he who has spiritual vision is probably about to vomit every day watching people's inner dramas at home. Either he ran away from home, or he went back. In fact, it's good that he left, otherwise he would always worry about ghosts around him! "

"The ghost of the good lord is behind you."

As soon as I said this, Yinshi was so frightened that he stuck to Itachi's body, one face turned pale and the other turned black.After unraveling the bubble, I thought of one thing. The three of us came out, and there were only Sakura, Saru, and Itachi Sasuke left in the house. No matter how you look at it, the combination at home is going to shake the sky.

"Don't worry, the guy with the glasses went to harass Sasuke Itachi, thinking it was Yin. Sakura must be enjoying the joke."

Itachi: "..." I was suddenly glad that I and Sasuke switched.

I suggested: "Boss, you take care of the little ape. Just put all the delicious food in your place. If the portion is not enough, we will starve to death!"

Yinshi said deeply: "That's what I admire about her."

Me: "...Then you and the little ape will elope to the moon, Brother Weasel, let's go to a restaurant."

Itachi: "Yeah."

Yinshi: "Don't! And why would you agree, Brother Itachi! You've changed! You're not the boring Weasel Brother you used to be!"