[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Last night, Gangji and Gangji were scared to death, so they slept next to Snakemon with the quilt in their arms, not to mention it was quite comfortable.Sanji found me sleeping in the corner when he was drowsy, and howled at me with a heartbroken face.Although he has never had a good face towards men, he is still pretty good towards Tsunayoshi, not like Kamui and the others.

During breakfast, I specially prepared soup for me and Tsunaji to keep us from catching a cold. Later, I found out that the pair of red high-heeled shoes in the toilet belonged to my mother a long time ago.It was the dead ghost of the knight who found it in the grocery store and secretly put it in to scare people. He took advantage of the tens of seconds when I was teasing Gang Ji, and he did it. It was unscrupulous.

And Yin Shi, who had been in a coma all night, seemed to be in surprisingly good spirits, a blessing in disguise!

Today is another sunny day, and the sunshine outside makes me feel very comfortable.Kagura has been looking forward to going to the suburbs to play real CS all morning. I have heard it many times, but I have never played it.The chivalrous man seemed to be quite interested. The other adults all looked bored at home anyway, so they decided to go there after breakfast.

I made an appointment for the venue yesterday, and the action-oriented adults hurriedly packed up their things and went out to hail a taxi. The door was kicked open when I was still fiddling with my hat and bag in the room.Shenwei walked in swaggeringly, the hair on his head was tugged like a human being.

"Is it packed, tortoise?" Kamui asked with a smile.

I nodded, and finally said: "Wait! I want to look in a mirror!"

"No need to take a picture, no matter how you take it, it will be ugly to death, don't block your mirror at home, let's go~"

"Hey!"

I couldn't resist, so I was carried on his shoulders again. This girl actually opened the window and jumped from the second floor. I wonder if you have the idea of ​​being a normal person!What if someone passing by sees this!By the way, it’s okay for Snorkelmon to be an elf at home, right?Won't wake up halfway, I, the landlord, are so worried!

There were a total of ten of us, and we stopped three taxis just to stop them. There was a lot of noise along the way. When we arrived at the destination, everyone uniformly asked the general to pay the fare. When I was about to reach out to pay, I was caught Silver stopped.The general's supporter was also drunk. He picked his nose and said, "It doesn't matter. Let the general do the payment. No matter how small the little general is, he is still a man of indomitable spirit!"

Me: "..." You have already extinguished his man's self-esteem, okay?

The knight has already memorized the location, and under his leadership we found the venue, and we were surprised to find that there were only us and no other guests today.This is also good, so as not to go crazy and accidentally hurt others.Because there is only one group of guests, the boss patiently explained the precautions to us.

As for the gameplay, there are many ways to play, and you can also customize how to play. Kagura and I couldn’t understand the previous gameplay, so the knight said the simplest gameplay.

We divided into two groups and went to grab the flags. A total of three flags were planted in different places.There are two ways to win, one is to get the most flags, and the other is to eliminate everyone in the other team.That sounds much simpler, no one objected.

Seeing that everyone was going to the changing room to change their equipment, I immediately raised my hand and said, "Wait a minute! There is another requirement. You are not allowed to use ninjutsu. You can only use Taijutsu. You are not allowed to destroy props, let alone destroy the venue!"

Yin Shi: "You can have this, otherwise brother Weasel is cheating too much, he's the kind who kills with a muffled voice."

Itachi was silent for two seconds, then slowly nodded: "...OK."

Kagura suddenly embraced Tsunayoshi, and said with bright eyes: "Since it is a gun battle, you must be very good as the future godfather! If you are on my team in a while, you will cover me, and I will destroy Kamui first! "

What a hatred, you two brothers and sisters!And didn't you see that Tsuna was about to cry?He really can't shoot!Not at all!He just used a pair of gloves to fight the world, not with a gun.

"No, no, Kagura, I don't know how to use a gun, I will hold you back! And godfather, please stop screaming!" Tsuna shook his head quickly, and turned his eyes to me, as if seeking help.

"I remember that you can transform with gloves. There are fingerless gloves here. Put them on quickly, and you will be able to transform into another personality immediately!"

"What is transformation, it's not transformation! And what's going on with another personality! It's actually me! I'm conscious! There is no new personality!" Tsuna explained patiently, with pitiful eyes.

"Isn't it possible to transform any kind of gloves I give you, only your pair of Aru?"

"It's not transformation with gloves! Are you listening to my explanation?"

Yinshi on the side also interjected, and asked curiously: "Hey, didn't you transform and switch your personality? But in the dead state, you are completely different from your usual appearance. Completely cold, okay? From a white rabbit to a Black Rabbit, you're so pretentious! The whole person is full of aggressiveness, are you sure it wasn't another personality that appeared at that time? Even Moon Hare's transformation didn't change from round eyes to sharp eyes, right?"

Gang Ji was about to spit out the soul from his mouth, and his face was full of black lines: "How do I know this kind of thing! And I didn't feel that I was cold after I transformed! I, I am still me! After all, that It's not a transformation at all! It's just to inspire my fighting spirit!"

Tufang: "That is reborn?"

Gangji: "..."

Shenwei grinned and made up his sword: "No~, you won't be you after you transform. I bet many women who like you will like you who transformed from cold and cold. You have no spring to be a useless one. You are the soft one now. I'm not interested in the challenge even if you're lying around, why don't you transform yourself, Tsunaji-kun?"

Tsuna Kichi was in a bad mood, he squatted in a corner and drew circles on the ground, Sanji saw him like this and said a few words for him, and the group of Gintama people turned off their fire.This group of people's old habit of bullying the new tenants came out again, it was terrible, the general was only complained by them last time.When attacking people, there is no distinction between the enemy and the enemy, and the relatives do not recognize them.

"No, it's not fair. Since Brother Itachi is not allowed to use ninjutsu, then the godfather can't transform himself either." Hijikata decided to implement fairness to the end.

"Hey, why don't you change your equipment?" The knight who had already changed came out, with camouflage uniforms, bulletproof vests, and various spare pockets.The young man's blond hair was covered by the helmet, and he looked sullen with a gun in his hand.

"Yes! Hurry up and change it!" Saying so, I took the opportunity to grab Gang Ji and drag him to the locker room. I'm such a good person to save the white rabbit!

"No no no! Julie! This is the women's dressing room!!!"

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When everyone changed their equipment and walked to the entrance, I held the gun in both hands and watched everyone's transformation, dumbfounded.Fingerless gloves, knee pads, wrist guards, helmets, vests, camouflage suits.

I'm going, it's so handsome!

Everyone is so handsome, I always feel like my nosebleed is about to come out!Hey, don't pick the booger on that natural roll over there, it's too spoiling the sense of the picture!Hey, Brother Itachi didn't wear a helmet, but he tied his black hair up, making him more capable and refreshed, cool!

When the boss came over and saw us who looked like dogs, he also praised us. Everyone's personal belongings were stored in the lockers. At this time, the boss gave us the walkie-talkie.The operation of the walkie-talkie and the gun are very simple. I learned a few times from the knight, and I quickly mastered it, but my reaction speed is relatively slow.

Kamui smiled: "Someone like you probably won't survive 3 minutes~"

You're the one who won't survive three episodes!Sooner or later, he will be killed by Kagura!

"So now divide into groups, black and white?" I suggested.

Kagura: "Don't! I'm tired, change the grouping method!"

Me: "How about guessing punches? The winning group and the losing group."

Shenwei: "I'm tired of it too, change to another one."

Knight: "How about this, Kagura and I guess punches, whoever wins will pick the team members, there are a total of ten people, a group of five is enough, is that okay?"

Kagura: "Okay, okay!"

I feel that apart from the two people who guessed the game, the rest of the people are like cabbage in the vegetable market waiting for them to choose. Everyone is paying close attention to the two people's game.The first one was won by Kagura, she glanced around, and unexpectedly asked Itachi to leave first, she is very good at picking, goddess!

The second knight won. I thought that people like me who would only slow down were the ones left, but I didn't expect that the knight immediately chose me.Feeling flattered, I looked at the knight weakly. He just smiled and pinched my fat face. I walked behind him silently with my weapon in hand.

The third chivalrous man won again, he was about to leave Ginshi, and the fourth Kagura won, and Sanji was about to leave. Sanji who was selected there almost wanted to bid farewell to me in tears, but there was also a god over there. happy.Sanji said that he would never shoot when he met me, and the knight laughed when he heard that.

Kagura won the fourth game and chose Hijikata, and the fifth knight won and chose Tsunayoshi, and finally only the general and Kamui were left.I always feel that the people who are left behind are so pitiful!I must be thinking too much!

Yinshi picked his nostrils: "I feel like the remaining two are bombs. The knights should choose the general. I dare not fight him on the opposite side."

Knight: "Choosing Shenwei is also very good, if you leave it to him to fight the general's words, it will be fine."

Gintoki & Hijikata: "The general will die!"

We won the last game of ken kagura, decisively elected the general, and left his own brother to us, so the field team was formally established.

Red Team: Knight, Me, Yinshi, Tsunayoshi, Kamui.

Blue Team: Kagura, Itachi, Sanji, Hijikata, Shogun.