[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself
Chapter 61 The Tenant in the Bathroom
When I go back to the city at noon tomorrow, my grandfather has already contacted the car, which is the same one as before.Given that the lodger had left two more, it was perfectly adequate this time.However, I think Shenwei and the others seem to be quite satisfied with this kind of rural life. In short, in the rural experience so far, except for a little friction between me and Itachi, everything else is going smoothly, the wooden shed and so on, The new one is more stylish than the old one, and it also made grandma accept this kind of wonderful setting, which is a blessing in disguise.
Well, having said so much, I am actually consoling myself, obviously the biggest harm is that Brother Itachi and I broke up!Is there any heartache?I ignore him, he ignores me, just getting along under the same roof, I think I'm going to die of depression!I believe everyone understands the feeling of being able to only watch but not eat, but the problem between me and Itachi is indeed acute.
Did I do it wrong from the start, or did I not handle it well?
Telling Kakashi about such a thing without his consent, without even talking to him first, would disrupt his own plans.In this way, I have spoiled Sauron, isn't it also very bad, after all, Ace's death also promoted the plot of the whole plot.
Although I always feel that if it can be saved, it must be spoiled, but will this cause more troublesome things in the future?For example, I gave Sauron a spoiler, and then Sauron gathered his friends and went to the prison with Luffy, not to mention the delay of everyone's two-year special training, or the whole army would be wiped out in the dungeon.
When I think about it carefully, I feel terrified, and I feel that I have become a sinner.Sauron, please don't worry about it. If you knew about it, you would spoil them and get rid of Blackbeard as soon as possible, so as not to have long nights and dreams. The follow-up development is not in my thinking at all.Yes, that's right, I'm selfish to the point of being a mess, I only think about the people I like!
I'm guilty!I'm a bad guy!I should die!
With this kind of gloomy thinking in the second class, I buried myself in my homework, feeling a dark cloud over my head.Just let me drown in my winter homework and apologize...
"The old man told you to take a bath."
The hair on the back of the head was pulled up, and judging from the sound and movement, I knew that it was Shenwei who was coming. I raised my head from the homework book as I was dying, and I looked at him with dead eyes: "Why did grandpa and grandma go?"
"Go through the door~ You hurry up and take a shower~"
"I want to wash at night."
"I've already booked the evening."
"I'll exchange with you!"
"What about the conditions~"
Sadly, I found that I didn't have any conditions to exchange for Kamui's heart. Speaking of it, it's just a sequence of bathing, cheapskate!I waved my hand to say forget it, I turned around in frustration and opened the box to find a change of clothes, but I would always be fooled by Shenwei's innocent appearance, damn it.
"Powder blue dotted bra, do you have cups this big?"
"Nervous! Why are you still here! Get out!! How can you peek at minors looking for clothes! You gentleman!"
When Kamui stood behind me and said it with a chuckle, goosebumps sprang up on my back, and I felt like my head was about to become like a volcano erupting.I slammed the box shut, feeling so ashamed that I didn't care about anything else, I stepped forward and pushed Shenwei to drive him out of the door.Kagura, your brother is a very bad elementary school student who doesn't understand the heart of a girl. I have already identified it!
The underwear looks big because there are many sponges in it. I firmly believe that I can become a C, and I will work hard.Cough cough, this problem will not continue to entangle.Shenwei is a serious and hooligan, an adult is amazing!
After thinking for a while angrily and ashamedly, I went out to the bathroom with my clothes in my arms.
Put the changed clothes into the bamboo basket and take them to the bathroom. Grandma's bathroom is well decorated and quite big.Close the door, lock the doors and windows, turn on the heater and start taking off my clothes.Turn on the shower and adjust the water temperature, and habitually start to shower from the head, the hair is wet, I raise my hands and rub it gently.
While the hot water was pouring, he picked up the shampoo, poured it into his palm, wiped it on his hair, and turned off the water.I stood in the steamy place and began to rub my hair. Looking at the foggy mirror in front of me, I felt playful for a while.Shaking off the foam on his hands, he raised his index finger and drew a stick figure on the mirror.
Draw the hair, what hairstyle is good, Brother Itachi's hairstyle, for the eyes, it seems that the eyelashes are very long, and with nasolabial folds, an awkward Q version of Itachi is freshly released.After entertaining myself for a while, I accidentally let the foam run into my eyes. The tingling made me unable to close my eyes, and tried to open them a little. I fumbled to turn the switch of the shower.
When I heard the strange sound of gasping for air, I just turned on the shower, and the water flow still couldn't cover the sudden sound.This is definitely not an illusion!Shocked, I flushed my eyes in a panic, and I quickly opened them to look.I saw a blond young man squatting on the ground with his back facing me, his trembling back seemed to tell that he was restrained and in pain now...
Definitely not a knight!
Is there a new tenant around me while I'm in the shower?
It was as if there was an echo in my head that the new tenant had appeared in the bathroom. The sound of the shower water covered the breathing of the two of them. I was stunned for three seconds and then I pulled the bathrobe next to the shelf to wrap it up and screamed. attack.
"No, that's not the case! You are Miss Julie, right! I really didn't see anything!" Frightened by my cry, he stood up and faced me, but the blond young man didn't look at me, instead he used A palm blocked his eyes, eagerly expressing his paleness.
I wanted to believe that he really didn't see anything, but when I saw the suspicious red liquid coming out of his nose, I knew that he was talking nonsense, so I should go and explain to God !
"I didn't see what nosebleed you had!"
"I really didn't see anything clearly! Miss Julie, trust me! I will never deceive a cute girl, I just saw a silhouette blurred by water vapor!" Wiping the nosebleed while speaking.
Silhouettes can make your nose bleed, and I don't know how to complain. Before I had time to talk about the dog leash, the long-lost notification sounded in my head.
[Character: Sanji Keyword: Pirate headed home, sexy but not obscene, man with ham, considerate and delicate, curly eyebrows, guy who can't do anything about women, real gentleman, never leaves his mouth, panda blood, national football Hope, a master in suits, a nympho prince, marry a chef from New Oriental]
Beep What the hell was your last keyword?
When the bathroom door was violently kicked open, Sanji had already reacted one step ahead of me. He picked up the cotton coat in the bamboo basket and covered me, blocking me behind.No, obviously you broke into the bathroom, why do you look like a protector now!Seeing the tenants who rushed in first, my head hurts a little. Why is it not Nami or Robin? Any girl is much better than a man.
How do I explain this, I think what happened in the past two days can make me drink a pot.
"The new tenant, Alu! He actually appeared in the bathroom! Oh oh oh! I know him! It's that violent cook! Could it be that the landing location is so subtle because the setting is a wretched gentleman! Brother Weasel, is your head green? !" Kagura shouted loudly when he saw Sanji.
Goddess, do you know what nonsense you are talking about!I'm going to be terrified of mitosis!
I’m actually powerless to refute this complaint. I’m a little stumped by the current scene. When I realized that I was just wrapped in a towel and wrapped in a cotton coat, the male tenant almost retracted his foot when he took the first step into the bathroom and stood outside. .I only had time to see Itachi turn around, and I wanted to call him, but I didn't speak after all.So it's just me, Sanji, Kagura, and Kamui inside.
Should I be glad that grandpa and grandma are out!Otherwise, it would be bad for the elderly to see the impact!
Shenwei smiled unconsciously and said, "Oh, the newcomer seems to be very strong, why is he having a nosebleed. Can you be excited about this lentil-like figure?"
Sanji said sternly: "Girls' bodies are ever-changing, each with its own beauty, just like the four seasons. Although small breasts are more likely to attract people's attention, but delicate and exquisite also has a special flavor."
Kamui was surprised: "Oh, expert."
Don't talk about this kind of thing in such a serious way, okay?Two Genuine Gentlemen?
In the end, Kagura threw Sanji and Kamui out. Originally, when Kagura was about to throw Sanji away, he wanted to fight back, but he couldn’t do it when I said that Kagura was a girl, so he was thrown out abruptly. He opened the door and made a shape on the snow.I don’t think I’ll feel at ease taking a shower in the future. If a tenant comes over while I’m defecating, I can’t imagine that scene...
When I washed it again, the tenants were all sitting in the living room. Obviously, Sanji had already gotten acquainted with everyone.My eyes swept over, and I looked at Itachi, but he just lowered his gaze. I was stunned for a second, and walked over bravely.Before my butt sat down on the sofa, Sanji walked over in a gentlemanly manner and took my hands.
"Miss Julie, I am willing to be responsible to you!"
"No, just call me Julie. Wait a minute! What are you talking about? Responsible? Responsible for what! Didn't you see it!" My eyeballs were bigger than copper coins.
"Even if it's just a silhouette, I have to be responsible. I'm not a man who would shirk responsibility." Suddenly looking at me affectionately, Sanji said softly in a low voice.
Help!He's so affectionate!How did Nami and Robin not be moved by being treated like this every day!Calm down, Julie, you are a man with a god, be more reserved, your god is still around... Uh, Itachi is changing the TV channel, so he didn't pay attention here.Inexplicably a little lost, but Sanji can't ignore it.
The knight bowed down: "You know how to play better than me."
I pulled my hand out calmly and said, "No, it doesn't matter if you don't see it, no, it's fine even if you see something! I'm not the kind of person who cares about every detail. And it's not the old days, being seen or something It’s up to the man to take responsibility.”
Kagura Black Line: "There's nothing wrong with that, it's too obvious that you dislike him."
Me: "It's not disgust, it's tolerance."
Shenwei: "Then I just saw your underwear, why are you screaming?"
Don't make any more trouble, okay?Is your dog okay!Didn't you hear me squawking like a slaughterhouse pig in the shower!
Seeing that my expression became extremely bitter, and the dull hair on Shenwei Lehe's head became more energetic, the knight pushed the earthwork next to him forward without hesitation, and said tentatively: "Then if the fourteenth sister You saw it all, are you responsible?"
Sanji said righteously: "This kind of thing won't happen. Speaking of which, why does this lady's voice sound so familiar? It reminds me of a guy with a green head."
Several crossroads popped up on Tufang's head: "The perverted cook! It's obviously a face control, okay! Julie, don't be fooled by this guy! Even I dare not want it, even a knight!"
Knight: "...Hello."
Sanji, who was inexplicably angry, held back his anger, even if it was a suckling pig girl, he would not be fierce to her.
I hurriedly clarified: "Okay, let me explain first, Kagura is a girl, so Sanji don't think she is stronger than everyone else, and he will be angry with her, and Uncle Fourteen is a good boy with iron blood. I don't know when the two The individual can recover from the state of sexual transformation."
Sanji pointed at Hijikata and said, "Then after he returns to his male form, can I kick him?"
Sanji wanted to kick Hijikata just by hearing Hijikata's voice, but Gintoki also wanted to sarcasm when he heard Zoro's voice.
"Anyway, curly eyebrows, my Julie doesn't need you to be responsible. If you have to be responsible, let the quiet handsome man over there take the blame." Kagura picked her nostrils and sparked the flames of war When it came to Itachi's head, I gave Kagura a wild wink in surprise.Don't leave any pot unopened, okay?
Itachi's hand holding the remote control trembled, but he still didn't say anything, trying to make a background board.
I didn't expect him to say anything, and I didn't care about his business, so in the end I made it clear to Sanji myself, but Sanji was a little disappointed that he didn't need to be responsible.If I didn't know that he loves the setting of meeting one and loving the other, I would probably kneel under his suit pants.
It's really a sentimental setting that can't be hurt...
Well, having said so much, I am actually consoling myself, obviously the biggest harm is that Brother Itachi and I broke up!Is there any heartache?I ignore him, he ignores me, just getting along under the same roof, I think I'm going to die of depression!I believe everyone understands the feeling of being able to only watch but not eat, but the problem between me and Itachi is indeed acute.
Did I do it wrong from the start, or did I not handle it well?
Telling Kakashi about such a thing without his consent, without even talking to him first, would disrupt his own plans.In this way, I have spoiled Sauron, isn't it also very bad, after all, Ace's death also promoted the plot of the whole plot.
Although I always feel that if it can be saved, it must be spoiled, but will this cause more troublesome things in the future?For example, I gave Sauron a spoiler, and then Sauron gathered his friends and went to the prison with Luffy, not to mention the delay of everyone's two-year special training, or the whole army would be wiped out in the dungeon.
When I think about it carefully, I feel terrified, and I feel that I have become a sinner.Sauron, please don't worry about it. If you knew about it, you would spoil them and get rid of Blackbeard as soon as possible, so as not to have long nights and dreams. The follow-up development is not in my thinking at all.Yes, that's right, I'm selfish to the point of being a mess, I only think about the people I like!
I'm guilty!I'm a bad guy!I should die!
With this kind of gloomy thinking in the second class, I buried myself in my homework, feeling a dark cloud over my head.Just let me drown in my winter homework and apologize...
"The old man told you to take a bath."
The hair on the back of the head was pulled up, and judging from the sound and movement, I knew that it was Shenwei who was coming. I raised my head from the homework book as I was dying, and I looked at him with dead eyes: "Why did grandpa and grandma go?"
"Go through the door~ You hurry up and take a shower~"
"I want to wash at night."
"I've already booked the evening."
"I'll exchange with you!"
"What about the conditions~"
Sadly, I found that I didn't have any conditions to exchange for Kamui's heart. Speaking of it, it's just a sequence of bathing, cheapskate!I waved my hand to say forget it, I turned around in frustration and opened the box to find a change of clothes, but I would always be fooled by Shenwei's innocent appearance, damn it.
"Powder blue dotted bra, do you have cups this big?"
"Nervous! Why are you still here! Get out!! How can you peek at minors looking for clothes! You gentleman!"
When Kamui stood behind me and said it with a chuckle, goosebumps sprang up on my back, and I felt like my head was about to become like a volcano erupting.I slammed the box shut, feeling so ashamed that I didn't care about anything else, I stepped forward and pushed Shenwei to drive him out of the door.Kagura, your brother is a very bad elementary school student who doesn't understand the heart of a girl. I have already identified it!
The underwear looks big because there are many sponges in it. I firmly believe that I can become a C, and I will work hard.Cough cough, this problem will not continue to entangle.Shenwei is a serious and hooligan, an adult is amazing!
After thinking for a while angrily and ashamedly, I went out to the bathroom with my clothes in my arms.
Put the changed clothes into the bamboo basket and take them to the bathroom. Grandma's bathroom is well decorated and quite big.Close the door, lock the doors and windows, turn on the heater and start taking off my clothes.Turn on the shower and adjust the water temperature, and habitually start to shower from the head, the hair is wet, I raise my hands and rub it gently.
While the hot water was pouring, he picked up the shampoo, poured it into his palm, wiped it on his hair, and turned off the water.I stood in the steamy place and began to rub my hair. Looking at the foggy mirror in front of me, I felt playful for a while.Shaking off the foam on his hands, he raised his index finger and drew a stick figure on the mirror.
Draw the hair, what hairstyle is good, Brother Itachi's hairstyle, for the eyes, it seems that the eyelashes are very long, and with nasolabial folds, an awkward Q version of Itachi is freshly released.After entertaining myself for a while, I accidentally let the foam run into my eyes. The tingling made me unable to close my eyes, and tried to open them a little. I fumbled to turn the switch of the shower.
When I heard the strange sound of gasping for air, I just turned on the shower, and the water flow still couldn't cover the sudden sound.This is definitely not an illusion!Shocked, I flushed my eyes in a panic, and I quickly opened them to look.I saw a blond young man squatting on the ground with his back facing me, his trembling back seemed to tell that he was restrained and in pain now...
Definitely not a knight!
Is there a new tenant around me while I'm in the shower?
It was as if there was an echo in my head that the new tenant had appeared in the bathroom. The sound of the shower water covered the breathing of the two of them. I was stunned for three seconds and then I pulled the bathrobe next to the shelf to wrap it up and screamed. attack.
"No, that's not the case! You are Miss Julie, right! I really didn't see anything!" Frightened by my cry, he stood up and faced me, but the blond young man didn't look at me, instead he used A palm blocked his eyes, eagerly expressing his paleness.
I wanted to believe that he really didn't see anything, but when I saw the suspicious red liquid coming out of his nose, I knew that he was talking nonsense, so I should go and explain to God !
"I didn't see what nosebleed you had!"
"I really didn't see anything clearly! Miss Julie, trust me! I will never deceive a cute girl, I just saw a silhouette blurred by water vapor!" Wiping the nosebleed while speaking.
Silhouettes can make your nose bleed, and I don't know how to complain. Before I had time to talk about the dog leash, the long-lost notification sounded in my head.
[Character: Sanji Keyword: Pirate headed home, sexy but not obscene, man with ham, considerate and delicate, curly eyebrows, guy who can't do anything about women, real gentleman, never leaves his mouth, panda blood, national football Hope, a master in suits, a nympho prince, marry a chef from New Oriental]
Beep What the hell was your last keyword?
When the bathroom door was violently kicked open, Sanji had already reacted one step ahead of me. He picked up the cotton coat in the bamboo basket and covered me, blocking me behind.No, obviously you broke into the bathroom, why do you look like a protector now!Seeing the tenants who rushed in first, my head hurts a little. Why is it not Nami or Robin? Any girl is much better than a man.
How do I explain this, I think what happened in the past two days can make me drink a pot.
"The new tenant, Alu! He actually appeared in the bathroom! Oh oh oh! I know him! It's that violent cook! Could it be that the landing location is so subtle because the setting is a wretched gentleman! Brother Weasel, is your head green? !" Kagura shouted loudly when he saw Sanji.
Goddess, do you know what nonsense you are talking about!I'm going to be terrified of mitosis!
I’m actually powerless to refute this complaint. I’m a little stumped by the current scene. When I realized that I was just wrapped in a towel and wrapped in a cotton coat, the male tenant almost retracted his foot when he took the first step into the bathroom and stood outside. .I only had time to see Itachi turn around, and I wanted to call him, but I didn't speak after all.So it's just me, Sanji, Kagura, and Kamui inside.
Should I be glad that grandpa and grandma are out!Otherwise, it would be bad for the elderly to see the impact!
Shenwei smiled unconsciously and said, "Oh, the newcomer seems to be very strong, why is he having a nosebleed. Can you be excited about this lentil-like figure?"
Sanji said sternly: "Girls' bodies are ever-changing, each with its own beauty, just like the four seasons. Although small breasts are more likely to attract people's attention, but delicate and exquisite also has a special flavor."
Kamui was surprised: "Oh, expert."
Don't talk about this kind of thing in such a serious way, okay?Two Genuine Gentlemen?
In the end, Kagura threw Sanji and Kamui out. Originally, when Kagura was about to throw Sanji away, he wanted to fight back, but he couldn’t do it when I said that Kagura was a girl, so he was thrown out abruptly. He opened the door and made a shape on the snow.I don’t think I’ll feel at ease taking a shower in the future. If a tenant comes over while I’m defecating, I can’t imagine that scene...
When I washed it again, the tenants were all sitting in the living room. Obviously, Sanji had already gotten acquainted with everyone.My eyes swept over, and I looked at Itachi, but he just lowered his gaze. I was stunned for a second, and walked over bravely.Before my butt sat down on the sofa, Sanji walked over in a gentlemanly manner and took my hands.
"Miss Julie, I am willing to be responsible to you!"
"No, just call me Julie. Wait a minute! What are you talking about? Responsible? Responsible for what! Didn't you see it!" My eyeballs were bigger than copper coins.
"Even if it's just a silhouette, I have to be responsible. I'm not a man who would shirk responsibility." Suddenly looking at me affectionately, Sanji said softly in a low voice.
Help!He's so affectionate!How did Nami and Robin not be moved by being treated like this every day!Calm down, Julie, you are a man with a god, be more reserved, your god is still around... Uh, Itachi is changing the TV channel, so he didn't pay attention here.Inexplicably a little lost, but Sanji can't ignore it.
The knight bowed down: "You know how to play better than me."
I pulled my hand out calmly and said, "No, it doesn't matter if you don't see it, no, it's fine even if you see something! I'm not the kind of person who cares about every detail. And it's not the old days, being seen or something It’s up to the man to take responsibility.”
Kagura Black Line: "There's nothing wrong with that, it's too obvious that you dislike him."
Me: "It's not disgust, it's tolerance."
Shenwei: "Then I just saw your underwear, why are you screaming?"
Don't make any more trouble, okay?Is your dog okay!Didn't you hear me squawking like a slaughterhouse pig in the shower!
Seeing that my expression became extremely bitter, and the dull hair on Shenwei Lehe's head became more energetic, the knight pushed the earthwork next to him forward without hesitation, and said tentatively: "Then if the fourteenth sister You saw it all, are you responsible?"
Sanji said righteously: "This kind of thing won't happen. Speaking of which, why does this lady's voice sound so familiar? It reminds me of a guy with a green head."
Several crossroads popped up on Tufang's head: "The perverted cook! It's obviously a face control, okay! Julie, don't be fooled by this guy! Even I dare not want it, even a knight!"
Knight: "...Hello."
Sanji, who was inexplicably angry, held back his anger, even if it was a suckling pig girl, he would not be fierce to her.
I hurriedly clarified: "Okay, let me explain first, Kagura is a girl, so Sanji don't think she is stronger than everyone else, and he will be angry with her, and Uncle Fourteen is a good boy with iron blood. I don't know when the two The individual can recover from the state of sexual transformation."
Sanji pointed at Hijikata and said, "Then after he returns to his male form, can I kick him?"
Sanji wanted to kick Hijikata just by hearing Hijikata's voice, but Gintoki also wanted to sarcasm when he heard Zoro's voice.
"Anyway, curly eyebrows, my Julie doesn't need you to be responsible. If you have to be responsible, let the quiet handsome man over there take the blame." Kagura picked her nostrils and sparked the flames of war When it came to Itachi's head, I gave Kagura a wild wink in surprise.Don't leave any pot unopened, okay?
Itachi's hand holding the remote control trembled, but he still didn't say anything, trying to make a background board.
I didn't expect him to say anything, and I didn't care about his business, so in the end I made it clear to Sanji myself, but Sanji was a little disappointed that he didn't need to be responsible.If I didn't know that he loves the setting of meeting one and loving the other, I would probably kneel under his suit pants.
It's really a sentimental setting that can't be hurt...
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