[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

After the unrestrained New Year's Day holiday, the whole school fell into a tense final exam atmosphere. Failure to pass the exam is related to the lucky money for going home for the New Year.In addition to worrying about this, I also want to work hard to achieve the results given by Brother Itachi.

Although I was not sure of getting the high score he gave me at the time, I still had to try my best to get close to him, at least I had to work hard.Think about it, Brother Itachi really left me with a difficult problem that cannot be easily overcome. Sister-in-law Sasuke wants to shake hands with you.

What is particularly gratifying is that the recent tenants are very peaceful. Kagura rarely provokes Kamui in order not to disturb my study, and Kakashi's attitude towards dating has always been pushing and pushing, just like the so-called slap No sound, so not a single fight occurred.And it's great that no other militants have been coming over lately.

After nine o'clock in the evening, I was still reciting history in my room, and Tufang brought sandwiches and milk to my room for me to rest for a while.I obediently closed the lid and ate the sandwich cut into small pieces with a toothpick.These days, I always review late at night. When I was hungry a few times, I went to the kitchen to search for things. Later, Kakashi and the others knew about it, so they would cook some eggs, or buy some cooked bread and the like. In the refrigerator, someone will bring it to me every day.Of course, Kamui wouldn't do that.

"Isn't tomorrow a weekend? Go to bed early today, and get up early tomorrow to review your homework." Seeing me devouring my food, Tufang handed over a piece of paper and said like an old lady.

"I have to review in the morning, and I can't delay it at night. I haven't memorized a lot of history and geography. I can't do too badly in the exam. I have a mission!" Trying to swallow, I picked up the milk and drank it in one gulp.

"You don't want to disappoint that brother Itachi who passed the No.2 exam for you, do you?"

"...Why are you also called Brother Weasel!"

"It's just a title, don't mind."

"No, I don't mind! If you call him Julie's Prince Charming or Julie's sweetheart or something, I don't have a problem with it." I said solemnly, holding my face.

"I don't mind if you call it that, hey! What kind of love is a child! Concentrate on studying! When you grow up, you can take the civil service exam, take five social insurance and one gold, and live a life supported by the state. This is the hope of your parents. "

"Will you become Uncle Suckling Pig in the end like you?"

"... beat you up!"

I'm sorry, but after turning from a handsome policeman into a squat suckling pig, no matter how fierce the earth is, I don't have the slightest sense of crisis. I can't help it. Apart from being cute and naive, there is no way such an image has anything to do with danger.I looked at my phone, and it was already 10:30. I put the empty cup back into the tray and cleaned it up by myself. I went downstairs with the earthworker.

No one was watching TV on the sofa in the living room. If Shinpachi and the others were still there, it wouldn't be so deserted anyway.

"Where are they?" I lowered my eyes to look at the short and fat man beside me.

"The two brothers and sisters are taking a bath, and Kakashi said they went to the bookstore."

Kagura and Kamui are taking a bath?I showed a shocked expression, and Tufang rolled his eyes, "What are you thinking, one is on the first floor and the other is on the second floor."

"Ahahaha, that's it, I'm going to wash the cups and plates." With a concealed smile, I took my things and walked to the kitchen.

I washed the cup and put it aside. When I was about to wash the dishes, the hot water in the faucet changed from a high flow to a low flow. I just rinsed it and there was no water.Usually, if there is no hot water, the water temperature will only become cold, so how can there be no water?I turned the faucet towards the cold water, but still no water came out.

Didn't pay the fee?Impossible, last week I went to pay the utility bill with Kakashi!

Before I could utter a word, the door of the bathroom on the first floor was kicked open, and the sound of Kagura killing a pig came from the second floor.I held the plate in my hand and twitched my mouth to look at the person who swaggered out of the bathroom. It was a cold day, and Kamui came out naked, with the heat all over his body dissipating. There was a big cloud of bubbles, and the key parts of my body were also covered by the bubbles of the shower gel. I must have blushed so hard.Is this the coding method of shower gel?

At the same time, a huge monster also jumped down from the second floor, and there were still bubbles flying in the air. When the big Kagura jumped into the living room in the same shape as Kamui, I really didn’t know what to think of this pair of perverted brothers and sisters. .

Should I yell crazy, or worry about whether they will catch a cold first?

"There's no water, what's going on." Shenwei didn't care at all how sorry his good face was for his behavior, standing in the living room with a bird upright, and asked me dignifiedly.

"It's super cold!!! There's no water, the charterer!!!" And Kagura shouted at me with her arms crossed and her teeth twisted.

Then you ran out of the bathroom to fuck the bird!It's cold outside, okay?Because it is too dry to turn on the air conditioner, I have not turned it on.Seeing the appearance of the two brothers and sisters, Tufang was also drunk, "What kind of look are you two! Go back to the bathroom if you feel cold! It is also very troublesome to make a mosaic!" Just after shouting, Tufang stopped as if thinking of something Yes, and then, his face froze, his eyes swept left and right, and he spoke again with a sorry face.

"Ahem, well, there seems to be a notice in this area that the water will be cut off after 10:30 in the evening, and then come at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning."

Kagura & Kamui: "..."

Me: "..." You are too pissed off by Yetu.

Shenwei smiled slightly, and said softly, "If this is the case, then wash it away with your blood."

"It's the first time I agree with you so much, Aru." Kagura's expression turned black completely.

Hijikata was sweating all over his face: "Don't be like this, we have something to discuss, my blood will definitely not wash the two of you clean! And Kagura is still so big, and suckling pig's blood is very dirty!"

Uncle Fourteen has completely given up on the dignity of the deputy chief of ghosts!

"Otherwise, wipe it clean and put on your clothes, and then wash it tomorrow morning." I didn't dare to look at the two night rabbits at all, so I stared at the ground and said.

"No, this is very uncomfortable." The two brothers and sisters said in unison.

Why are you two unified on this point!

Shenwei: "Since this is the case, just go to another place to wash."

Kagura: "Where is Aru?"

Shenwei: "There must be people who have no water supply."

Kagura: "That's right! Your mind is quite flexible!"

Hello!This is something that only a broken mind would say!Who would let two inexplicable strangers who use shower gel bubbles as a mosaic come to take a bath in their own home!And Kagura's 80-year-old police and bandit style is very oriented!Suddenly, at this critical moment, I thought of someone, and I immediately said to Hijikata, "Has Kakashi brought his mobile phone with him?"

"The phone is over there." Tufang pointed to the tea table.

"Then you know which bookstore he is in! Go find him quickly, I'll look at these two people!"

"What's the use of looking for him, let's watch these two perverted brothers and sisters together."

"It's not that you forgot to remind me to stop the water! Kakashi will escape, let him boil water for them to take a bath!"

Hijikata: "...Is this the function of a ninja?"

After blasting the earthwork out, I quickly turned on the air conditioner and adjusted it to 30°, then ran to the cabinet in the room and took two blankets out to let the two brothers and sisters wrap them up.Why on earth did she not just stay in the bathroom and go to the living room to walk the birds!When I came out with two blankets in my arms, Kagura and Kamui had changed from being in the same camp to being incompatible.

The tall and burly Kagura clasped his hands in front of his chest, and said in a sour tone: "Ouch~~~ As a man's characteristic, he is really little Alu~ He is not as careless as a younger sister like me ! Mine is a mallet, yours can only be called Pleurotus eryngii at best!”?What's the matter with the style of this article?

Kagura, did you say the suggestive words just now to your brother?Although your brother only loves fighting and rice, but his dignity as a man is said, he will still...

"I really didn't expect my stunted younger sister to be so strong now, but if you are so arrogant to my brother, the water pipe will be cut off, and even the handle of the hammer will be gone by then." younger sister.

You two, don't complain about that stuff!I don't even know where to put my eyes. Occasionally passing those two people, I will find that Kagura's crotch is blocked by the bubbles.

"What are you thinking?" As if sensing my contrasting behavior, Kamui turned his head sharply and asked me.

"I'm thinking about Juewei duck neck! Suddenly I want to eat spicy food, hahahaha."

"Aren't you thinking about hot dog sausage?" Kagura tilted his head.

How filthy are you, goddess!

Finally, at my insistence, the two put the blanket on, and I finally stopped staring at the floor.Fearing that the two of them would catch a cold, I made ginger tea for them to drink in advance.When Hijikata came back with Kakashi, I was almost moved to tears. I threw myself in front of Kakashi and begged him, the dragon king, to boil water.

Kakashi patted my head reassuringly, and explained with a bit of confusion: "This idea is good, but the lowest level of water escapes a lot of water."

Kagura: "Can't you adjust it like a faucet?"

Kakashi: "..." What do these children think of ninjutsu, and how will they face the people of Wuyin Village after they go back.

I suggested: "Then why don't you take the two of them outside to solve it? If you use both Fire Dungeon and Water Dungeon, can you make hot water for a bath?"

Kakashi: "..." Sure enough, he is treating him as a water heater!

Tufang made up the knife at the side: "You can't just solve the bath water. If you need to go to the toilet at night, you need to flush the water. Bring more. I can't ask you to use the water escape as soon as I finish using the toilet."

Kakashi: "..." Has it turned into tap water!

Controlling the size of ninjutsu requires an extremely professional ability to control chakra, just like harmony, if you are not careful, you will not achieve the desired effect.Simply put, Kakashi doesn't need to be worried.In a very professional way, he summoned the smallest water dragon bomb ever filled with water in several basins, buckets, and kettles.

The few of us who stood watching in the living room couldn't help applauding. Shenwei seemed super satisfied, so it turned out that his opponent was so convenient.

"Sure enough, the ninjas in Naruto are much more fun than those in Gintama, and people want to challenge more and more." Naked Kamui said so.

"I'm just a waterworks porter, don't look for me." Kakashi, who had completely given up his ninja dignity, replied so vicissitudes of life, and then went to boil water with a pot.

Shenwei blinked: "He seems to have become a lot lower."

Me: "..." It's not because we regard his abilities as a necessary artifact at home, he probably has distorted all three views.I found that the Kamui next to me hadn't moved, and Kagura was whistling and went back to the bathroom on the second floor to wait for the hot water. "Shenwei, why don't you go to the bathroom and wait? There will be hot water in a while."

"I'm not the same as that good-for-nothing sister, even cold water doesn't matter." Saying so, Shenwei picked up a bucket of water and went to the bathroom.

I looked at his slightly secondary figure, but he was less afraid of the cold than Kagura, and he could take a cold bath in winter. Besides, Kagura’s physical strength was lower than yours, and all his physical indicators were higher than yours. Ah, I don't know where you are proud of. Hey.