[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

On the first morning of New Year's Day, I was woken up by urination and could no longer lie in bed. I checked the time on my phone, and it was only a few minutes past seven in the morning.I got up from the bed and went to the bathroom. As soon as I walked to the frosted sliding door of the bathroom, I was startled by the door suddenly opened. Looking up from the thick legs covered with vellus hair, I saw a tall man The whole picture of Kagura, I feel that Kagura who has become a man is particularly mighty, and his face is full of muscles.

"Morning, Julie! Did you wake up from the first piss of the new year too!" Kagura greeted me in a rough male voice, her crotch was still protruding, and I didn't know what to do How to face this former little angel.She and Tufang must have offended the orangutan!Everyone has become beautiful, but their painting style is amazing!

"Hehehe...it's early."

"Hey! Little Julie has become so cold! Didn't you used to be my fan girl! Speaking of it, what about Brother Itachi and the others? Where's that damned silver-haired boy? Have you flushed everyone into the toilet?" Kagura said first. She punched me like a girl, and I almost fell to the ground.

Goddess, your Hong Kong cartoon style is so good that people can't look directly at it.

"They've gone back, it's too late for you to ask this question!"

When Kagura and I were chatting at the door of the bathroom, a short, fat woman with long black hair came over, and he passed us directly into the bathroom.Hijikata didn't seem to wake up yet, and was about to zip up while standing, but now that she's a fat woman, where did he get something for him to take out from his crotch!What is he going to do in front of two ladies!This stinky rascal!

No, Kagura is now a pure man.

When he finally realized that he had nothing to take out, Hijikata opened his eyes wide and looked at Kagura and me at the door. "What are the children watching, and they still don't go out."

I have dead eyes: "What can't be seen by the same girl, do you want to stand up and solve it? Your thighs will get wet."

Kagura reached out to dig in his crotch: "Here, dog food lover, I will lend you this water pipe, thank you."

I was so scared that I jumped up and slapped Kagura on the shoulder, and stopped me: "Don't just take that out! You can borrow this thing! Do you think it's a model building!"

Tufang also screamed in fright: "Hey! What strange moves are girls doing! And even if you take it off, it's still bad!"

Kagura: "Oh, tax thieves still want testicles, so let's get together. Give me 1000 million and I'll lend you your dream testicles and water pipes. They're super-sized. Girls can't wait to see them." Blushing and begging...%￥#*&..."

What the hell did this guy say? It has been mosaiced!Early in the morning, the drowsiness of being frightened is gone,

In the morning, Xinpachi has already prepared breakfast. I originally planned to hug Pikachu to eat, but the old man ran away with ham in his mouth. Do you just disdain to have a meal with everyone!Is it bigger than a gold pickup frame!

Everyone sat around the dining table, looking at Aisha Zoro's golden side is pleasing to the eye, but once the line of sight is accidentally shifted to Hijikata Kagura, the contrast can make people eat two more bites of breakfast.Zoro didn't dare to look at the earthworker the whole time, but the earthworker kept looking at him, probably because of the sympathy between the heroes.

Earth Fang asked: "Sauron, right? It sounds familiar. Are you sure you didn't steal my voice?"

Sauron: "...this is my own voice."

Shinpachi drank the porridge calmly, and complained: "Of course it's familiar to me as a voice actor, and in a certain way, it feels quite similar. They are all playing tricks."

When Kagura was holding the sea bowl and drinking porridge, he still didn’t forget to ask: “Where is Sauron’s sword? Hey, where is your sword? Didn’t the setting say that there are three swords? Where are they hidden? In the crotch?”

Sauron: "The bastard is looking for death, who can hold three knives in his crotch!"

Me: "Kagura is a girl, calm down."

Sauron: "Is he still a woman like this? There are no feminine features at all! It must be written as a strong man from head to toe! If I have to say it, this fat woman with a voice that barely resembles mine is it!"

Me: "Hifang is a man."

Sauron threw the bowl and walked away: "I'm full!"

Jin Jinxiu was impatient: "What are you arguing about! Do you want to be sanctioned!"

Kagura stretched out the sea bowl: "Shinpachi, add more rice."

Hijikata extended the bowl: "Glasses, here's a bottle of mayonnaise."

Shinpachi: "Don't look like an old man, okay? Really, Mr. Hijikata can't eat so much now, he's already fat enough."

Nobody cares about Bling.

Fearing that this middle school student would be overwhelmed, I hurriedly motioned to Aisha to help Shunmao.The empathetic queen immediately launched a soft policy. Jin Jinxiong selectively smashed the jobs of Kagura and Hijikata and then swaggered away from the table. Kagura and Hijikata rushed forward and wanted to strip his hair. Shinpachi and I hurried Hold one for each person.

Is it an illusion that you are exhausted just by eating breakfast?

At noon, I put on my scarf and hat and was about to go out. Zoro saw me walking towards the door and asked, "Going to school?"

"Yeah, the last rehearsal in the afternoon, the party will start at 06:30, you just need to go out after five o'clock." After explaining this, I wanted to leave, but when I thought that there were not many reliable people in this group, I couldn't help it. She stopped with confidence: "Are you really going to the party?"

"Of course, this is the first time you've performed on stage, and it's an important role like the devil. I'm sure I'm going to cheer you on." Shinpachi said with a smile while cleaning the home.

I said, "Can you come to school in plain clothes?"

As soon as I finished speaking, Kagura walked up to me wearing a bodybuilding trainer's one-piece bodysuit, and she also pushed the village girl Hijikata with double ponytails in a flower butterfly shirt. Seeing these two paintings When the wind was about to hit the mosaic, I quickly looked at Jin Shining and Aisha to wash my eyes.How low-key is this!Are you two going to the entrance of the village to sell and sing?

I supported my forehead with my hands because of the headache, and Kagura put Shinpachi's glasses on my face, saying that it would be low-key, and I didn't want to complain anymore.I walked up to the beautiful twin kings who looked like sub-paintings, and said solemnly: "Please kings, let them watch the performance with ordinary and normal painting styles."

Jin Xingxing didn't even like to glance at them, and said directly: "If you can't train them, let them both die. Wang's patience is limited."

I:"……"

Or please Aisha.

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The cumbersome rehearsal and costume try-on are omitted. In short, when the party starts, our program is fifth.It is worth mentioning that this guy Quan Xingyue took off his glasses and dressed up as a princess. He is really beautiful. Many boys saw this and said that this school bully is low-key. The prince gave up the princess and chose to kill the devil in the shape of Matt. Several meanings.

I don't even know what it means!The painting style of the princess is amazing, and the painting style of my devil king is the same as that of Kurolo's fur coat!

Quan Xingyue and I waited behind the scenes for our appearance, with sweaty palms and staring eyes. As two nerds, it really hurts a bit.The phone in the bag vibrated, and I took it out to see that it was a WeChat message from Xinba. That’s right, I bought a phone with the money gifted by Shining, so I wouldn’t find anyone when I went out. up.

[Shinpachi: We've arrived, don't worry, I'm here, everyone is very low-key, and the sense of presence is really weak... Few people pay attention to us. ]

Below the text is a group photo of everyone, the clothes are really low-key and ordinary.I gave Shinpachi a good job message back, and then I continued to be nervous.Zhou Mu, who was wearing a princely outfit, came over and sat next to me and Quan Xingyue.

The original black hair was dyed dark gray with a one-time dye, and the well-tailored clothes set him off like a tree, but being handsome couldn't relieve the tension between us.

Zhou Mu looked at the two of us: "Are you two sewing machines? Why are you shaking all the time?"

Me & Quan Xingyue were stunned: "Nervous, this is the first time in my life to be on stage."

Zhou Mu: "Promise." Then he took out two pieces of toffee from his trouser pocket and handed them to us, "Just treat the audience as green onions."

Then I went on stage, and I found that I couldn't treat the audience as green onions at all!I saw the tenants represented by Kagura at a glance, because Kagura is the tallest, and there is a Pikachu on her head, so I can't ignore it at all!Didn't the students next to me feel that the group of people had very different styles of painting?There is an elf on the head!Isn't it strange!Obviously placed among the teachers, students and parents, everyone stands out!

Sensing my sight, Kagura yelled at me, Julie, come on, and suddenly, many people looked at them, help, I feel embarrassed for them!

Kagura wanted to scream a few more times, but fortunately, Shinpachi and Zoro firmly subdued him. However, when I breathed a sigh of relief, I met Jin Shining's gaze again, and those unruly eyes were full of curiosity. He said: If the performance fails, you will go to hell.

i have a stomachache...

I was super nervous at the beginning of the performance, but after being disturbed by the group of tenants, I complained in my heart throughout the whole process, because I was more worried about them being noticed than nervous.

When the prince and the devil look at each other, the first hug in the play will come out, and it is precisely when the prince confided his heart, I glanced at the Pikachu on Kagura's head and disappeared out of thin air.I couldn't control my expression all of a sudden, I was stunned, Zhou Mu saw that something was wrong with me, immediately stepped forward to block the audience, and hugged me in his arms.

There was a lot of whistling in the audience, but my mind was full of Mr. Pi!

After my role is over, I will temporarily leave the scene. Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly took out my mobile phone and sent a message.

[Me: Shinpachi!Has Uncle Pi gone back? ]

[Shinpachi: Wow!Zhu Li did a good job, but the prince is too bad, does he want to be in two boats! ]

[Me: Is this the point! ]

[Shinpachi: That bastard just went back and concentrated on playing you. ]

This message must be shiny gold!Uncle Pi left just like that, and he couldn't have a supper together on the first day of the new year.

I was afraid that someone would disappear while I was still acting, and I was on tenterhooks throughout the show, but everything was normal until the end.

Declined the classmate's New Year's Day celebration, I left all the teachers and students behind and ran away, and called Shinba to ask them to wait at the midnight snack stand, I hurried to remover.I have no makeup removal experience at all, even if I read the instructions, I can remove it in a mess, my eye shadow and eyeliner are all messed up, the eye area is terrible, and the bright red lipstick is still rubbed all over my mouth.Especially I also wear a specially styled killer hairstyle, so there must be something wrong in choosing the prince of the devil!

I looked at my cat face through the mirror, and I was the only one removing makeup in the dark bathroom, which had a horror drama atmosphere.Suddenly, a golden light flashed behind me, and I exclaimed in shock, when a person appeared behind me when I was rubbing cleansing oil all over my face.