[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Obviously, both Gintoki and Kagura who went back told Shinpachi about me, so when Shinpachi came to see me, he immediately recognized me as Julie.I rushed over and looked at Shinpachi with my hands clasped together. He was a little embarrassed by me, and when he was about to ask me something, he saw the people standing behind me, and his face slid down. Black line.

"Xinpachi, you are my savior! From now on, when I go out to earn money, this family will depend on you!" I looked at him with tears in my eyes.

"You just turned 16, what kind of money do you go out to earn? Hey! You obviously go to school! Don't say it so nicely, and you mean to hand over the people behind me, right? That's what you mean. Is it not enough for me to be a babysitter over there? Why don’t I come here to be a babysitter! Besides, there are two kings, a pirate and an elf, how can I serve you!” Xin Bafen turned into a Tucao emperor in eight minutes, speaking super fast Fired a cannon at me.

I put my hands on his shoulders with a serious face: "I can pay you wages, how about 100 yuan a month, when you were in Wanshiwu, you couldn't get a dime. You are the first A tenant who can still get a salary through it!"

The corner of Xinba's mouth twitched: "What can you do with 100 yuan! You can't buy food for a week! What is the difference between you and Ah Yin! Xiao Kagura also said that you are super cute, there must be something wrong! Her description of you It is completely beautifying the effect of smoothing the skin, thinning the face and big eyes!"

It turned out that Kagura thought I was super cute! ?As expected of my goddess, I smiled at Xinbayi: "Hey, the author must have arranged for you to share the housework for me!"

"Can I be so casual? Is that all I do? Leaving aside the Disney princesses, Pikachu and Mr. Zoro, the King of Heroes over there with a face that looks like gold-plated hair is definitely sss level of danger!"

I patted my chest confidently: "Look at how courageous you are, you just need to kneel and lick the king, don't you think I'm still alive! Besides, the King of Heroes is super rich! After serving him, maybe I will reward you What kind of thing is made of gold! Then you will be prosperous! You don’t need to work for poor bosses anymore, and you will also have money to revitalize the dojo!”

Xin Bayi changed his style of painting in seconds, tidied up his clothes, and the mirror reflected a shrewd light: "I will definitely do my best to serve the good king, go to school with confidence, you are outside and I am inside!"

What about manners?

But anyway, the arrival of Shinpachi really helped a lot, and it was really kind of him to come.He has a good temper, can do housework, can cook, and has a certain force value, etc. No matter how you look at it, Xinba is a very popular type of boy!Why did it become a non-existent spitting four eyes over there!

Since the arrival of Xinba, I have been in charge of the outside world and the inside of the house, and our family life has been particularly harmonious.Such a virtuous eighth sister is completely a master at home, and the boss and Kagura simply don't know their blessings in their blessings!

However, there is one thing that even Shinpachi can't save me, and that is the rehearsal of the stage play, I still think about it every minute.After a week of intensive rehearsals, I was finally able to finish the script, but the lines were read without expressing the emotions of the characters and the demeanor of the devil. It is a typical praise reading, but Jin Shining was unexpectedly obsessed with letting me give the king's demeanor to the audience. show up.

I completely regret asking him for help, can you let me go, I don't want to go home to face this wayward king after going to school every day.

When I came to class today, I found that the class flower was not there. Every time the students who had performances in the evening self-study were specially approved to go to the vacant classroom to rehearse, these were won by the class flower for us, and she was also responsible for organizing the rehearsal.I'm also worried about not seeing her now. When get out of class is over, many boys are discussing why Banhua didn't come today.

Then I got the news from Quan Xingyue that Banhua went to the hospital for appendix surgery last night, and it will take half a month to recover after taking leave of absence. Not to mention the upcoming Christmas Eve and Christmas, she will not be able to attend the New Year's Eve party.Later, the head teacher also told us the news, saying that everyone can go to the hospital to visit their classmates on weekends.

As friends who rehearsed together, we all said that we would visit her on Saturday.Now that Ban Hua can't play the role of the princess, what should I do with this role? Could it be possible to temporarily change the script so that the princess really has an appendix!

Headache.

When I got home, Shinpachi was cooking dumplings for supper, and a group of other people gathered in the living room to watch TV.I felt inexplicably sorry when I saw the back of Xinba who was working hard like a mother. I went back to the room and put down my schoolbag, and I immediately ran to the kitchen to help him.Soon, Xinba walked into the living room with a large stack of steaming dumplings, and I followed behind with bowls, chopsticks and plates.

I saw that Shining was drinking red wine, and he was still drinking from a wine glass made of gold. If possible, I really want to scrape some gold off his treasure, and I must be able to buy it for a good price.

"Bastard, what are you looking at?" Sensing my greedy gaze, Jin Shining squinted over.

I immediately pretended to be looking at other places, picked up chopsticks and ate dumplings with a guilty face, remembering that I was going to the hospital on Saturday, I said to Xinpachi: "I'd better trouble you to prepare breakfast on Saturday, I'm going to the hospital." Visiting classmates in the hospital."

Shinpachi nodded: "Okay, is your classmate sick?"

Me: "Yeah, surgery, she was supposed to play the princess, now I don't know whether to continue this rehearsal."

Jin Xingxing suddenly interjected: "Hmph, it's just that one bastard is missing. Could it be that this show can't go on? A bunch of worthless people."

Hello!Why did you fire all of a sudden!How obsessed are you with this performance? You can do what you want, so you can use treasures to pretend to be aggressive, and the special effects come with it!The desire to complain on my face was suppressed, and Shinpachi also saw my aggrieved, he patted me on the shoulder: "Thank you."

I sighed: "You are often embarrassed by him, right?"

Shinpachi blinked: "No, it's better to say that even bastards seldom scold him, they scold Pikachu more than me."

I sighed: "Is a low sense of presence like stealth? That's great, this skill."

Shinpachi: "I can't be happy to be told that!"

In other words, I can't imagine what it would be like for an ancient hero king to call a bastard to Pikachu. Is there really no need to maintain an image in front of Aisha? It's already failing!Even a tall, rich and handsome guy can't win a girl's heart. Forget it, for a guy like Shining who thinks that all the treasures in the world are his, hey, why don't you sympathize with him and eat more dumplings.

When Shining noticed that I was looking at him with pity, I immediately lowered my head and continued to eat.In the group of us, only Jin Glitter did not eat, and he was the only one pretending to drink red wine. If Kuroro was here, maybe the two of them could form a pretending duo.

Although Winky didn't eat it, he was watching Aisha eat it. Hey, do you really want the saber from your hometown?Aisha is indeed a very well-mannered nobleman, even if she is stared at by a super big Pikachu, she doesn't have the slightest impatience, probably she is blocked all the way.

The family is still harmonious this night, ha ha.

On Saturday, a few friends made an appointment to see the class flower. The guy who thought he should be resting on the bed on his deathbed actually lay on the hospital bed and brushed Moments. Hey, can you show a weak class flower look!Banhua was very happy with our visit, and then she pushed the role of princess to Quan Xingyue. At that moment, I saw that Quan Xingyue turned into a dead fish eye.

The job of narrating was handed over to another classmate. After all, Quan Xingyue is the person who is most familiar with the role of princess besides Ban Hua. I said that I am very happy to drag my good friend into the water.

Ban Hua smiled: "Speaking of which, Monday is Christmas Eve, and Tuesday is Christmas."

Us: "And then."

Ban Hua: "Don't you all have an appointment?"

Quan Xingyue: "I have to go to class."

Ban Hua: "You can go on a date after the evening self-study, there are still activities in the city center."

Me: "Single dogs dating yarn, this kind of festival is purely redundant, why not take some torches and gasoline, and happily be an arsonist." Anyway, Brother Weasel is not here!Why should I spend Christmas!And it's Jesus' birthday, right?None of your business!

Ban Hua said that she had an appointment, but the person she had an affair with could only play with her in the hospital, and then we turned our attention to Zhou Mu.As a guy with a full face, there is no reason not to ask a girl out.

Zhou Mu, who sensed our intention, said straightforwardly: "If you have time to go shopping with someone, why don't you read more books."

Quan Xingyue: "You are the least qualified to say such a thing! You have the ability to bring up the average value of the group!"

……

Although I don't care much about these two festivals, I still bought a lot of apples wrapped in beautiful wrapping paper on Christmas Eve.After returning home, I gave these small gifts to the tenants. Except for the upstart, everyone expressed their gratitude. Aisha suggested to go shopping in a good mood.

Her proposal was unanimously agreed except for Jin Glitter. Zoro agreed because he had been recuperating at home these days and was suffocated. I didn't dare to let him go out alone before. He will definitely get lost on the road of life. .

When I walked out the door with Pikachu on my back, Jin Yingying, who was wearing casual clothes, also followed, and we all stared at him blankly.

Jin Shining was impatient: "Don't look at me with that stupid look, you bastards."

The corner of Xinba's mouth twitched: "Is the king going shopping too? I thought you wouldn't be interested in this kind of thing."

Jin Shining: "Is this king's interest something you, a spectacle bastard, can guess?"

Shinpachi: "..." Hey, why did you put a pair of glasses in front of the bastard?Is this setting so powerful!Even the King of Heroes is affected!

Seeing Xinpachi's pale face, Aisha stretched out her hand and pulled him to her side, away from Jin Yingxiong, Xinpachi, who was held by the queen, showed a silly smile, and Jin Yingxiong thought about it every minute Wangcai hit him.After meeting Shining's murderous sight, Shinpachi immediately jumped to my side like a rabbit.

Me: "...Okay, let's go."

Aisha: "Wait, it seems that there is one person missing."

Shinpachi: "Uh, yes, Mr. Zoro is gone. My God! This pirate is so crazy! It's been less than 5 minutes since he came out of the door! After chatting for a while, he turned towards Did we leave without us? Didn't it really be intentional!"

Shining: "Let that bastard fend for itself."

Hey, have some sympathy!

In the end, under the influence of Pikachu, he found Zoro who was lost at the intersection. In order to prevent him from getting lost again, Shinpachi tied his hand with a rope, just like walking a dog.Is it really okay for a dignified swordsman to treat him like this, just like Hijikata who was slipped by Sougo.But it's true that he can't be lost anymore, Pikachu is almost turning into a retriever!

Because Shining didn't want to take the bus to the city center, he almost took out his car and took us there. We took a taxi smoothly under Aisha's stop. Why did I feel so tired after going shopping on Christmas Eve.

The first thing you see when you arrive in the city center are various performances and activities, the street stalls are also full, the road is blocked by pedestrians, and there are many couples coming and going.I was so afraid of Shining's second stroke, so I asked Aisha to pay more attention in private, and if Shining had a tendency to develop the disease, I would take him away immediately.Simply, Shining is very face-saving this time and has not fallen ill!

Zoro got lost several times but was brought back by Shinpachi. Pikachu stayed in my arms as a cosplay doll. Maybe it was the blessing of Shinpachi’s presence and low skills. Our pedestrians were not too eye-catching and high-profile Even Winky couldn't enhance Shinpachi's presence.

"Look at Julie, there's a Christmas Eve lottery over there!" Housewife Shinpachi exclaimed excitedly when she saw the flashing sign.

I'm dead fish-eyed: "100 yuan a pump, it's so expensive, we're poor, don't think about that."

Shinpachi: "..." Inexplicably, I saw the shadow of a certain curly hair on Zhu Li's body.

Aisha: "Aren't you going to play?"

Seeing Aisha's look of wanting to go, I was so angry that I took out my wallet and walked over. After my enthusiasm cooled down, I had spent [-] to buy three lucky draw opportunities.Xinba drew once, thank you for your patronage, and Shining and I complained wildly, Aisha drew once, thank you for your patronage, Shining and I felt that there was something shady about this lottery.

Shinpachi: "Don't be so snobbish!"

Sauron: "Is this the first day you know them?"

New Eight Black Line; "...Mr. Zoro is very used to it."

There was only one chance, and I wanted to smoke it myself, but Jin Shining took the lead, and he did it himself without the slightest gentlemanly demeanor.

After Shining scratched the ticket, she threw it on the table like trash. The staff thought it was thank you for your patronage, but when she picked it up to look at it, she was dumbfounded.A few of us noticed something was wrong, so we all leaned our heads to look.And the place where the prize ticket was scratched off was written with the Grand Prize.

Oh my god!Shining drew 100 million out! ! !What a little fairy that people love and hate!

Shinpachi and I immediately knelt and licked: "Long live my king, long live, long live, long live!"

The King of Heroes raised the corners of his lips very disrespectfully, stretched out his arms to embrace Aisha, and said generously: "Aisha, this king bestows this on you, please accept it with gratitude!"

Aisha: "..." silently broke away.

Staff: "..." Although I don't know what's going on, but the guy who won the prize seems to have a second illness.