[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Before sleep:

"Sasuke, my sister-in-law tells you that your brother really only thinks about the light, but the situation is not intolerable..."

while eating:

"Sasuke, sister-in-law will never lie to you, sister-in-law dares to guarantee Itachi's love for you with the integrity of all tenants!"

When going to the toilet:

"Sasuke, you've been going to the bathroom for a long time, so let me tell you at the door? Sister-in-law really doesn't want to harass you, she just thinks you should know the truth!"

When taking a bath:

"Sasuke, sister-in-law..."

"Go away! It's Ah Yin taking a bath! That kid Sasuke just jumped out of the bathroom window and ran away! Damn, are kids so ignorant these days! Didn't you see someone taking a bath in the bathroom!"

When I was standing at the door of the bathroom and hadn't finished reading, the door of the bathroom suddenly opened a crack, and an arm covered in water vapor came out like lightning, pinching my face precisely.My eyes were pinched wide, and a lot of steam was blowing out from the crack of the door, accompanied by the scent of mint shampoo.Because of the fog, I couldn't see the spring scenery clearly, but Yinshi's resentment was definitely felt.

"Yes, I'm sorry! I didn't know the boss was in there! Get out of here, little one!" I grabbed Yinshi's arm with both hands, luckily he didn't use soap, otherwise it would be slippery!

Only then did Yinshi let go of his hand, and closed the sliding door of the bathroom again. I patted my chest in relief and was about to turn around when his old man's voice came from inside again.

"Stop Julie, the boss is telling you, you've been going crazy these days, you know. Sasuke turned around and ran away when he saw you, just like seeing a crazy girl with glasses, Ah Yin."

"It's different! Little Ape is a true love that can be learned from the sun and the moon. I just want to imbue Sasuke with love! He is not lonely, I believe I can change the plot! This must be God's will! I will not Watch Brother Itachi break!"

"I think Sasuke is going to be ruined by you. He always regards himself as a sister-in-law. Have you heard a word from your place?"

"What?"

"It's not as delicious as dumplings, and fun is not as good as sister-in-law. Judging from this trend, Sasuke lived and felt your deep care and love for him, and then the mood of junior high school students began to surge, and gradually became famous. The emotion of love. At that time, he will start a scene of competing with his eldest brother for his sister-in-law, and the pain in his heart is like a thousand arrows piercing his heart..."

Listening to Yin Shi babbling in it, getting more and more outrageous, and when my brain hole became more and more strange, I turned around decisively, with a paralyzed face, and complained: "Why don't you enter the screenwriting circle with such a magical brain hole, boss, you will definitely learn more in the future." It's money-making. It won't be a problem to support Kagura Shin-Hachiharu by then, so I wish you a broken head while taking a shower in the bathroom."

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Sasuke's figure flashing into Itachi's room, yes, I gave Itachi's room to Sasuke.I immediately rushed to the room with all my might and pushed open the door. I saw Kuroro standing in front of the closet in the room. I was dumbfounded.

"What are you doing in Sasuke's room?" I looked at Kuroro standing there dumbfounded, I couldn't turn my mind a bit, did Kuroro want to goug Sasuke's eyes without the power of thought?Sister-in-law, I will never allow it!

Kuroro turned his head away, and said uncomfortably: "It's nothing, just find something to wear."

Itachi's previous clothes were all in the closet in this room. Kuroro was about the same size as him, so it seemed normal for him to come in and look for clothes.Thinking of this, I felt relieved and asked, "Oh, did you see Sasuke?"

Kuroro continued to ignore me, "He went out."

I oh and left disappointed, it seems that I can only be brainwashed during dinner.Damn, wouldn't it be better to explain all of this if Itachi was there?Disrupting the plot is completely out of my consideration, who cares about that stuff.Since God has given me a chance, why don't I hurry up!

While I was sitting on the sofa thinking, Kuroro came in from the door of the living room, I glanced at him, and was suddenly stunned.

Wasn't he in the room just now, why did he walk in through the door now!Kurollo found me staring at him in surprise, and asked patiently, "What's wrong?"

"Aren't you looking for Itachi's clothes in Sasuke's room?"

When Kuroro heard me say this, a trace of confusion flashed in his dark eyes, and soon he came up with the answer and calmly explained it to me: "I didn't borrow Itachi's clothes to wear, I just came from outside Back from a walk. So, the person you saw was Sasuke who was hiding from you."

I scrambled to get up from the sofa and was about to rush to the room to catch Sasuke again, but there was no one in the room.I walked out of the room resentfully, the ninja is really too foul, okay, he is simply a little expert in life.Seeing me walking back in a daze, Kurolo said, "Why don't you suspect that I'm also Sasuke?"

I glanced at the group leader who wanted to know the answer, and waved my hand: "Impossible, your natural king of the night's pretentious aura is still not up to Sasuke, at least you have to defeat Mother Snake."

Kurolo: "..." Why am I curious.

Wanted to give Sasuke a spoiler, but it turned out to be completely impossible, he didn't want to hear anything about Itachi, he just wanted to chop off his brother's head.When Qi Ya also has this ability, it will explode.

"Don't push people too hard. It's hard to persuade the person involved in this situation. The prince has to fight. If he loses, he is not qualified to give opinions. Sasuke is at this age now. Tell him the truth, it’s not up to you to tell the truth, you have to tie the bell to untie it, don’t you understand.”

Yin Shi, who was hot from the shower, went to the refrigerator to get the juice, and smoothed me while turning it over.

I didn't say anything, I didn't know how to refute, but I was definitely not reconciled.

"Let it be, girl, study hard and make progress every day. Your Brother Itachi gave you No. 3 in the exam and came back. If you don't work hard, what will you do?"

If Yinshi doesn't mention this, I will forget it, help!I still have the honorary title of No.3!If the next exam fails, it will definitely be ashamed to the Pacific Ocean!

Although I still don't think too much about it, I am always entangled in the misunderstanding between Sasuke and Itachi, but that also requires me to intervene.Let's live your own life first. If Itachi and Sasuke appear in the same frame again next time, I will definitely seize the opportunity.

When I stopped being obsessed with instilling Sasuke's love, my whole style of painting returned to normal.Sasuke saw that I would run away at first, and after confirming that I would no longer perform my sister-in-law's love magic, he reluctantly appeared in the same frame as me.

Another week passed, and when I came home from evening self-study, I suddenly received a call from my father in the distance. I realized that this weekend is my 16th birthday.When my father asked me how I planned to arrange it, whether to invite good friends to celebrate, I was in a daze.

For birthdays, I used to spend them with my family members, but now they are not around.Without those tenants and Quan Xingyue, I must have lived alone.

Dad was very considerate and gave me a huge sum of money to let me spend my birthday well.

God!Why did Brother Itachi go back when his birthday was approaching!I could have had the cheek to ask Brother Itachi for a birthday present!

With such a mood in mind, I returned home with a complicated expression on my face.Looking at it, I found that except for Sasuke, all the tenants were in the living room, and even Uncle Pikachu was eating an apple on the coffee table.I first went back to my room and put my satchel away, then went downstairs with a deep expression and walked to the TV.

Yinshi: "It's blocking the TV, you bastard, do you think your pie-like face can be as exciting and ups and downs as a serial drama?"

I am serious: "My weekend birthday, 16th birthday."

"Congratulations, you're one year older. Well, can you step aside?" Yin Shi picked his nostrils, with a nonchalant expression on his face.

Qi Ya and Kuroro also pretended to be dead, hmph, how could elders like them who don't value birthdays know the joy of celebrating birthdays.I pretended to cough a few times, and said in a roundabout way: "Well, if you want to express anything, you can say anything, I won't refuse to dislike you. Red envelopes and so on are fine too!"

Yin Shi: "Is one nose hair enough? Although it can't be used as a life-saving monkey hair like the Great Sage, it is still Ah Yin's wish."

Me: "Save it for the little ape." Then I looked at Kiya, Kuroro and even Pikachu with all my heart.

Pikachu picked up the apple and jumped away, and Kiya was about to run away, so I pointed to the scar on my forehead and said quietly: "Ah, the scar on my forehead is hurting, it seems that there is a beast roaring inside, let me Find the person who bruised me."

Qi Ya sat back again, and said irritably, "...I'm so troublesome, I got it, I got it."

So I looked at Kuroro again, he smiled and asked me: "What do you want?"

I rely on!This is the standard actor's answer!Sue is dead!I was a little girlish, and said coyly, "No, I don't know."

Qi Ya and Yin Shi: "Ugh... I'm going to spit out dinner."

Ku Luoluo and I ignored the two white hairs. He thought for a moment and said softly: "I don't know what to give, so let me promise you one thing, as long as it does not violate the purpose of the brigade. As for me personally , it doesn't matter."

"Oh my god! Ku Xixi, hello, Su! You are indeed a master of love who uses his face to deceive little girls! You see, the landlord has already fallen into it! The next step is the trick of the little white face that is not suitable for children!"

Before I could yell, Gintoki yelled for me. To be honest, I never thought that Kuroro would give me such a big gift.After thanking him with joy, I turned around and knocked on the door of Sasuke's room. I skipped the silver hour.Sasuke, who played coldly from the beginning to the end, finally opened the door, and he looked at me with a cold face.It's still very similar to Itachi, somehow I'm a little bit lacking in confidence.

I poked my neck and looked at him: "My, it's my birthday."

Sasuke said coldly, "...so."

Me: "You turned into Brother Itachi and came to say happy birthday to me, I love you the most, okay? Let's treat it as my sister-in-law's birthday present!"

"boom--"

I was answered by the sound of closing the door, and Qi Ya was laughing like crazy over there again.