[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Originally, I was going to review my homework honestly, train my ability, and tame a wild Pikachu by the way, but on the day of the midterm exam, I exploded.No, exactly I fell.The high fever persisted and people were confused. When the symptoms started two days ago, they just thought they had a cold and didn't care much.Then because I went to bed late for the review and didn't have a good rest, and I probably didn't notice it when I was taking a shower, I finally had a fever.

The alarm clock rang for 5 minutes and then went to rest. I wanted to wake up but my whole body was sore, and the breath I exhaled from my nasal cavity was hot.Struggling to lift off the quilt, I changed clothes tremblingly. The things needed for the exam in my satchel were packed yesterday, and I only needed the backpack to go to the exam. Down.

If the wound on my head hadn't healed a lot, I was afraid that such a strong cough would burst the wound.When I finally took my bag and walked out the door, I went downstairs directly.No one got up early in the morning. When I saw Yin, their doors were all closed. No, one door was open.

A well-dressed Itachi came over from the bathroom, I smiled reluctantly, and greeted Itachi feebly, before I waited for Brother Itachi to respond, I wobbled around and turned the doorknob.

"Have you washed?"

Itachi's solemn voice sounded from behind, and I touched my oily nose and messy hair belatedly.Oh man, I just got dressed and went downstairs!Forget it, I’ll just buy a pack of wet wipes later, I endured the discomfort and replied vaguely: “Oh, that’s okay, you can go to school.”

My wrist was suddenly clasped by a cold hand, and then I felt a cool touch on my forehead. I stared in astonishment at the young man who was close at hand, and my breathing became short of breath.Before he could say his name, he looked into those dark eyes. He was supposed to be a very gentle person, but was tossed by fate into a serious and paralyzed face.

"You are sick, please take a leave of absence for today's exam and go to the hospital." Itachi put down the palm on my forehead, looked at me and said so.

Under normal circumstances, I would probably be obedient and not go to class, but this is a mid-term exam, so I still care about it.I would rather burn to death in the examination room than give up the examination!I didn't dare to look into Itachi's eyes, but I shook my head resolutely and said, "It's okay, I can go to the exam."

"How to take the exam, with such a body?"

It's the first time I heard Itachi speak in such a serious tone with rhetorical questions, I feel that this is how he treated Sasuke after he became a traitor, no, it's even scarier than this.I shrunk my head and whispered back: "Cough, cough, it's okay, I will go to the infirmary to buy medicine during the lunch break. I have been preparing for the exam for so long. I have to take the exam."

"Is the exam more important than the body?"

In a sense, yes, and Brother Weasel, you don’t know, there are a lot of children who jumped off the building because they failed the exam. Although I haven’t reached such a terrible point, I still don’t want to be absent because of a fever.

Unexpectedly, I felt some pressure. I felt guilty and dared not look into Itachi's eyes. I lowered my head to look at the floor, and stammered affirmatively: "Yes, yes, I don't want to be absent, uh, it's very important."

"..."

I didn't hear his response, so I anxiously said: "I'm going to be late, I'll cough, cough, and leave first."

I couldn't help but coughed a few more times, I walked away from Itachi in desperation, and just walked out the door, I swayed a few times top-heavy.However, before I could get out of the courtyard and take a taxi to school, the side of my neck hurt, and my eyes turned black before I passed out.When I passed out, there was only one thought in my mind: Brother Itachi, you sneak attack me!

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When I woke up, I was lying on my own bed. The ceiling imprinted into my eyes was so familiar that I was sure that I was in the room even though my head sank.I didn't feel so uncomfortable, turned my head, I saw Yinshi's back sitting in front of the desk, and pulled my hand out of the quilt, I noticed that there was a hemostatic medical tape on the back of my hand, and I still had an injection when I passed out Is it?

"Wake up, I've been alive and well, but it's scary to fall down suddenly." Hearing the movement from my side, Yinshi got up from the chair, walked to my bed and sat down.

The extremely uncomfortable soreness on my body has receded a lot, but my head and throat still need some time to recover, and I don’t have much strength in my body. I lifted my hand with the medical tape on it, and asked in a hoarse voice: "So Did I get knocked out by Brother Itachi or myself, I don’t think I’m that weak type.”

"To be precise, it was Ah Yin who knocked me out." Yin Shi picked his nostrils and corrected him with dead eyes.

Hearing what he said, I didn't realize it for a long time. At that time, I felt that someone was attacking me from behind, but obviously there was only Itachi behind me, so I also guessed that Itachi knocked me down.So boss, when did you come over and stun me!Seeing my doubts in my troubled eyes, Gintoki waved his hand indifferently.

"I was woken up early in the morning by the urge to urinate, and when I went out, I saw you and Brother Weasel entangled at the door, really. Tell me, even if you take the exam with your half-disabled body on fire, can you pass the exam? Fart, when you fall down in the examination room, you don’t want to bother the teacher and classmates. It’s simply causing trouble to others. Since this is the case, it’s better to cause trouble to us. Brother Weasel didn’t knock you out for a long time, so I’ll do it Now, the wayward little devil should be taught a lesson, and he must not follow his will."

So just knock me out!Simply rude!My exam!

"...Which one of you took me to the hospital?" I decided not to entangle with Yin Shi about knocking me out, but in the end he was right.Maybe I fell ill when I couldn't even make it to school, well, I always think of the best of people!

"Qiu."

"Why isn't it you!" Obviously you knocked me out!

"I'm not as fast as him."

"Can't you take a taxi to take me to the hospital when I fainted! Cough cough..."

"Don't get excited, Ah Yin just... forgot at the critical moment, but look, don't you use running at the critical moment in the drama? I think it fits the scene very well! The young master can't wash the dishes, and he is used as a means of transportation It’s still very good. I’ll take you back after getting the injection, and I’ll also buy the medicine you need to take later. This time, the young master swiped the card again! Sure enough, rich people are very rich, please go to the hospital, remember If you recover from illness, you have to be nice to others. Anyway, the author opened the back door to jump in, so don’t keep arguing with others to know.”

At first glance, Yinshi seems to be speaking logically, but as long as you think about it carefully, you will feel—why don't you go to heaven!What eggs are you talking about!How can anyone ask someone to go to the hospital!May I invite you to the neurologist?

Wait, why didn't Brother Itachi take me to the hospital?

"Where's Brother Itachi?" I once again wisely decided to give up discussing this topic with Yinshi, and shifted my target again.

Yinshi was silent for a while, and then said proudly: "Thank you, after our unanimous agreement, Brother Itachi transformed into you to take the exam!"

"..., may I ask what you just said?" I paused for a while, and asked again in confused Chinese and English.

"Don't be stupid, you. I told you that Brother Itachi took the exam instead of you. Don't be too moved. He took away your mobile phone and satchel. As a member of Infernal Affairs, Ah Yin believes that he will complete this test satisfactorily." sss level mission!"

At this moment, I didn't know what to say at all, and my heart was filled with complex emotions, both moved and horrified.Qi Ya's fidgety warning sound suddenly came from the yard, and a small black figure suddenly jumped in from the window.Lying on the bed, I suddenly saw the wild Pikachu rushing in, and then landed heavily on my belly which was covered by the quilt. At that moment, I felt like I was spitting out bile.

"Pfft—" I, who was sick, howled miserably.

Yinshi hurried to grab Pikachu's tail, but that guy immediately stood on my quilt and made a defensive posture against Yinshi, grinning and threatening, and the blush on both sides of the cheeks began to glow with ziz electricity .This posture looked like it was about to magnify the move, Yin Shi immediately stopped his movements and did not dare to approach again.If he catches it, Pikachu will definitely explode, and then all of us will be burnt...

I haven't recovered from the mental blow, and I don't even have time to think about the fate of Brother Itachi's exam for me. Pikachu is making trouble here again, and I can't live in peace.

My ancestors!This Pikachu is not familiar at all!I have been electrocuted by it for the past few days. If I hadn't been the protagonist, I would have died a thousand times earlier, okay?Master Zhi was tamed after being electrocuted several times, why are we so hard-pressed!The next second, Qi Ya also jumped up from the window angrily.He locked on to Pikachu at a glance, no matter what 21 [-] pounced on and grabbed it.

Gintoki and I widened our eyes in horror, as if the moment was compressed, the electric current on Pikachu's cheeks was ready to go, and Kiya's claws also called out.

Yin Shi yelled: "Master, slow down—"

When Kiya got angry, his skill was amazing, he grabbed Pikachu's tail like lightning, and at the same time a huge electric current erupted from Pikachu's body.

"Pickup - Chirp!!!!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

The screams were enough to overturn the floor of the third floor and then the roof. Kuroro, who heard the huge movement, walked in from the door, and then saw the crooked Yinshi who was shocked by the electricity, and the explosion I, with my head lying on the bed, and Kichiya, who was carrying Pikachu, was smoking and glowing with lightning.

Kuroro looked at us who were smoking, and asked gracefully: "This time the electric shock is bigger than before, is it okay?" I feel inexplicably that he is gloating!

I spit out a puff of cigarettes directly from my mouth, Gintoki spit foam from his electrified mouth, and Kiya rubbed Pikachu for various spankings.

I raised my hand to let Kuroro come over, he understood me very well and walked over, I said angrily: "Kuroro, show me the almanac... I recently, didn't I, Offending Tai Sui..."

Kurolo: "..."