[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

When Conan came to my house, my expression was like that of the people in the famous painting "The Scream", although I may be harmless to humans and animals, and it is cute to pretend to be a child, and I have a high IQ.But the name of the Shinigami elementary school student is really scary, isn't it!Kudo Shinichi stopped pretending to be a child when he saw me, and pretended to be an adult with me with the tender face of a second-grade elementary school student.I'm used to calling this guy Conan, so I didn't change my name to Shinichi, and he didn't mind either.

He seemed to accept this kind of anti-traveling thing rationally, as well as the Arabian Nights that Mr. Cat could talk.That's right, after all, he can rejuvenate himself into a child after taking a pill, what else in this world can't be believed.

To be honest, I am quite afraid that Dino and Conan will be alone, and it must be balanced by Mr. Cat.As Dino can kill himself, I am afraid that Conan's arrival will increase his danger, so I also ask Conan to wear Romario's mask in front of Dino, otherwise he will die. What should I do?

On the morning of Saturday, the head teacher asked to go to school to participate in a composition training. When I looked at the people in the room, no one was relieved.When I walked to the door and turned back, Dino asked me curiously, "Did you forget anything?"

"Dino, be careful when you are with Conan. Mr. Mao, you should also be careful around you!" I warned them so solemnly.

Dino glanced at Conan who couldn't help rolling his eyes, then looked at me seriously, and said seriously: "Don't worry, I will be careful. I feel that little Conan is amazing!"

Teacher Cat’s beard was covered with yogurt, and he groaned: “The fruit flavor is really delicious meow! It’s just a primary school student, what should I be afraid of! If you don’t obey me, eat him!”

"Although Conan has no power to restrain a chicken, he is a terrifying protagonist with an aura of death! I don't want to see a murder scene when I come back."

"...What the hell do you think of him! If you don't go to school, you will be really late." Conan, who finally couldn't take it anymore, helped me to get out of the big mirror frame.

I went on the road worried, but I was also very scared, what if I was unlucky!It really saddens me that bubbles don't work for people in this world.When rushing to school, I received a call from Quan Xingyue, saying that she and Zhou Mu were planning to go to the zoo to relax and decompress, and asked me if I would go.

I really want to be a single dog who exudes black hole resentment, but reality does not allow it. Zhou Mu knew that I was going to attend a class and mercilessly laughed at me on the phone.Damn, cut off friendship for 24 hours!

After attending the training in the morning, the head teacher naturally arranged a thousand-character composition, with unlimited topics.I was wondering if I could write about my legendary time travel experience, so that it would definitely become popular in the class, and then maybe I would publish a book or something.Well, thinking too much, let's think about other things.

After tossing and returning home in the afternoon, it was time to prepare dinner, but I didn't see Dino, but Conan was chopping vegetables on a stool.This picture looks really sad, the apron on his body looks like a signboard, and Mr. Mao is turning over in the yard and drying his belly.Seeing me back, Conan greeted me.

"Why are you cooking, Dino?" Before he could answer, I said anxiously, "Could it be Dino!"

"...He just went back, he didn't die, okay, he didn't die! He didn't disappear either! Change the idea that I'm a god of death! Do you think that wherever I want to go, there are murders or serial murders! Have a good vacation or go shopping What, I am also very sad, okay! When I am alone with Xiaolan, something will always happen.” Conan, who completely saw through my imagination, waved a kitchen knife in his hand, with a genuine sadness on his face Made me feel a little bit sympathetic to him.

But it's good for Dino to go back, otherwise he will always be worried that he will have an accident. So, Dino is the real version of the god of death!It's just that he won't hang up!

I took a step forward, put my hand on Conan's head, rubbed it a few times, and comforted me: "It's okay, at least you're still alive."

Conan twitched his lips: "I refuse this kind of comfort."

"Okay, I'm going to make dinner, you just need to help me, did you cook the rice first?" I walked to the sofa and put down my backpack, tied my hair and washed my hands. I took the kitchen knife in Conan's hand.

He let go of his hand obediently and beckoned me to approach, I walked over, he stepped on his feet and pulled the apron off his head and put it around my neck, and said solemnly: "The rice is cooking, the vegetables are cut, the meat you Be careful yourself."

"Oh, well done, reward you with a lollipop?"

"Don't treat me like a kid, it's not that you don't know the truth." Pushing away my big face, Conan was disgusted to death.

I nodded seriously, "It's true if you say so, but the appearance is too deceptive, don't you pretend to be like that in front of Xiaolan~"

"Do you think I think, what does your expression mean..."

"I just think it's not easy for you, and you're abusive! Are you and Xiaolan super abused! You're right next to you, but you insist on pretending that a primary school student can't get over it, you're tortured to death! I'm right next to you Beside you, but you don’t know anything, my dear! What if you can’t recover in the future? When you become an adult, Xiaolan is going to marry someone else. Although I think Xiaolan may wait for you for a lifetime, woo woo Woo, Xiaolan tortured me to death! If I were her, I still want to know the truth!"

Conan showed a mother's mentally retarded expression, then jumped off the chair with a deep expression, and dragged the chair away.

Although it is also clear that Conan hides Xiaolan because he is worried about her, hey, abuse.

Just because I made a super sad speech while cooking, and Conan's expression was quite dignified during the meal, and I felt bitter when I said something wrong.So I dare not say anything to Conan, just let him eat more, so that he can grow taller.As a result, the shadow on Conan's face became heavier as soon as these words came out, well, I decided to shut up and not speak, and I was on par with a foodie like Mr. Mao!

In the evening, I finally had time to do my homework. I spent an hour solving the composition, and I collapsed on the chair with a gasp.He caught sight of Brother Itachi's figurine on the desk, reached out to take it and looked it over carefully, and inquired about Zhang Yue's situation with Zhou Mu earlier.Went to the new school and seemed to be doing well and made friends.Such a result sounds quite gratifying. I have to say that Hisoka still did a good thing?

Hey, Brother Itachi and Sasuke have been swapping bodies for half a year. Could something go wrong?

After madly kissing Brother Itachi's figure, I picked up the math problems and went downstairs to find Conan. I believe that with his IQ, he can definitely crush these broken problems.Conan seems to have come out of the previous entanglement. After taking my exercises, he will tutor seriously. By the way, he also despises my IQ. People in grades will definitely feel that the world is crazy when they talk about the topic.

I accidentally squeezed Conan until after eleven o'clock in the evening. Although I didn't want to treat him like a child, I still felt that it was time for him to wash up and go to sleep.

"Thank you, I feel that I have enlightened a lot." Putting away the homework, I smiled and thanked.

"There is still a page of topics left, don't you need it?"

"But it's time for you to sleep."

"..."

"Don't look at me like that, I'm going to sleep anyway! Go to bed early and get up early, you'll be healthy. Have a glass of milk before going to bed."

"Thank you."

"Me too! I want milk! I want biscuits too!"

In short, today is a very safe day, and no homicide occurred, maybe I should thank God.

The next day, Sunday, I had time to drag Conan out to play. Anyway, I didn’t expect Teacher Mao to take him out, so I was the only one to worry about it.Instead, I found that the recent tenants came alone, and they all went back after a short stay, which is different from the previous large group of people coming together.It's much cleaner, but occasionally I miss the time when there are many people.

There were quite a lot of people on the bus, and Conan took a seat and wanted to give it to me, but I pressed his shoulders: "You are so tall that you can't even hook a ring, you should just sit on a chair."

Conan silently looked out of the window. Speaking of which, there will be particularly depressing moments when he is with Xiaolan.Especially the feeling of being powerless as a child, help, I can't help but want to shed tears of sympathy for Conan again when I think about it!

When we got to the next station, more people came up, and the cat teacher in the backpack squeezed and meowed, but fortunately, no one could hear the crowd.I put the backpack from behind in front of me, when an old woman with gray temples came over, Conan jumped down with short legs and gave up the chair.

"Thank you little brother, you're so good." The old lady praised with a smile, and then sat tremblingly.

Conan, who couldn't hook the ring, was about to lose his glasses when he was crowded by the crowd. I held the ring with one hand, grabbed his arm with the other, and pulled him to my side. I bowed my head and said, "Grab the back of this chair, if you If you want to hug your thigh, that's fine too."

"..." Conan silently chose the back of the chair.

Seeing his blushing face, I turned my head and smiled unkindly.

After finally reaching the city center, Conan was pushed away by the crowd.I hurriedly stepped forward to pick him up and got off the bus. I watched the bus wobble away, and then I put the kid down. Conan, who had given up struggling completely, hung his head and seemed a little dizzy.

"Are you okay? Go sit on a chair for a while, I'll buy you water, don't talk to strangers."

Conan with a disheveled face: "...you are enough."

I took Teacher Mao out of the backpack and put him on his lap, arranged him to sit on a chair at the bus stop, and I ran to the store.Back and forth like the wind, unscrewed the water and handed it to Conan, he took a few sips, and I sat quietly on the chair with him for a while.He glanced at me, seemed to be in better spirits, and said softly, "I'm sorry to trouble you."

I rubbed his head and said with a smile, "What kind of trouble are you? You know what real trouble is when Dino is still alive. You can fall down in the middle of the road when you cross the road, and you have to hold him when you go up the escalator. Hold him in case you get caught in an elevator or something. You've seen how self-destructive he is."

Conan: "..." He is indeed a peerless talent who cheats himself.

"I smell the smell of barbecue! Barbecue!" Sitting up from his lap, Teacher Mao's beard twitched, and he looked at the self-service barbecue shop next to the mall with bright eyes.

I Shunmao: "Okay, let's eat barbecue after shopping."

Teacher Mao immediately threatened: "Then hurry up and go shopping! You useless boy, you are not allowed to rest immediately!"

Conan: "..." I really want to throw salt at this cat monster.

There is a small pet shop in the shopping mall. Although Mr. Mao is not a cat, I couldn’t help dragging my family into it. I really couldn’t help but want to buy some pet clothes for Mr. Mao to wear.But it had an expression on its face that you would die if you dare to buy it for me, but Conan picked up a cat teasing stick and shook it in front of it, and it was immediately attracted and rushed over.

"Meow meow meow!" Mr. Cat was so carried away.

"It's not fun." Si Yu stared at the fat cat, and Conan laughed.

Teacher Cat stared, as if she wanted to speak, so I covered his mouth and ran out of the shop.If I start to talk about this, I really can't wash myself off by jumping into the Yellow River.When it was time for lunch, Conan said he was going to the bathroom, and I took him there and waited outside with Mr. Mao in my arms.As a result, no one came out after waiting for a while, and it was not in the rhythm of a large size. Could it be that he fell into the toilet?

[Character: Wang Yao Keywords: How to enshrine is up to you. 】

What?my country is coming! ?Can this hint be any more rogue!But where are the Chinese!Didn't see it at all!

"What's the matter?" Mr. Cat asked seeing my sudden change of expression.

"A new tenant has arrived, but I don't know where it is." I looked around, anxious.

"Simple, just shout."

I should be glad that it is normal to call out the name Wang Yao, if it is called a name like Kuroro Knight, I will feel that the second is over the top.After listening to Teacher Mao, I called Wang Yao, but I didn't expect the answering voice to come right away, and it came from the women's toilet!Fuck it!

Wang Yao, who jumped out of the women's toilet, was wearing a festive red long-sleeved coat with a delicate button at the neckline, wide black trousers, and mille-soled cloth shoes.The young man with delicate features and low long hair tied his hands together and greeted me politely, I can't bear it at all, okay!

"Hello, is this Julie?"

"Hello! I'm Julie, your loyal subject!" She bowed anxiously at ninety degrees.

"There's no need to salute, I won't bother you for the next few days, this is the rent." Wang Yao took out a wad of money from nowhere and handed it to him with both hands.

Be flattered, okay?How dare you ask for your money!By the way, there is also Conan. Wang Yao just came. After thinking about it, I still brazenly ask my country to find someone in the men's toilet.The very talkative Wang Yao went, woo woo woo, I am so happy to be his people!

Wang Yao came out from a stroll and asked again: "Are you sure that little boy named Conan went in? There is no one inside."

I'm confused, did Conan go back?Seeing my worried face, Wang Yao went in to search again. This time Teacher Mao also went in to search. One person and one cat shook their heads when they came out again. It seems that I have reason to believe that Conan has gone back. You can still be kidnapped by the men in black here!

"His smell disappeared in the toilet, he must have gone back." Teacher Mao was rarely serious.

As a result, this opening was teased by Wang Yao again, well, everyone loves a talking fat cat.It seems that Conan has no relationship with barbecue. He finally came here by car to play. After getting through the motion sickness, he went back without enjoying it. What a tragedy, he can only take our country!