[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

The proposal to go to the barbecue village was unanimously approved as soon as it was put forward. We selected the place and purchased all the materials we needed the day before departure.

Because the barbecue village is not in the city but in the suburbs, it is understandable. After all, there are beautiful mountains and rivers outside. It is a great experience to cook barbecue in the barbecue shed built by the river.When we arrived at the destination, the boss kindly gave us pictures of various venues so that we could choose by ourselves. The men said that you can choose whatever you want, and Rapunzel and I chatted for a while.

In the end, I chose a remote wooden shed near the river in the back mountain, because that place is considered to be in the deep mountains, so there are very few guests.I was afraid that this group of guys would be too eye-catching, so I subconsciously chose a place with few people and a good environment. After all, the boss looked at Le Pei's ankle-length braided hair several times, and even asked her to sell it. Hair is not for sale.

I would like to ask about Le Pei's psychological shadow area.

After the boss led us to the selected grill, he asked the waiter to start a fire and send oil to support the grill. After everything was ready, the group of boys put down the things in their hands.However, when I saw a large pile of uncut pork and beef spread out on the table, I was really taken aback.

I pointed to the bag of meat in Qi Ya's hand, and said, "Let me ask, why is it like this?"

Qi Ya, who was in charge of the meat, gave me a sideways glance, and said lazily, "How is it?"

"Cut it as promised! Didn't I ask you to cut it yesterday!"

"Hey, did you? Xiaojie, did Zhu Li say that?" She looked at her friend with a natural and bewildered face, beating the young master who refused to admit it.

Xiaojie, who was sorting vegetables with Le Pei over there, heard the question, thought for a moment, and said brightly: "Yes! Qiya! When I bought the meat with you last night, Julie asked me to prepare the seasoning, and you will cut the meat .But you seemed to be playing a game at the time, and I asked you to cut it, so you said wait until the evening."

Xiaojie, who made up the knife, made a row of black lines on Qi Ya's face, and I looked at the speechless boy in a leisurely manner, and hummed: "Forget it, why don't you be wronged, and use your family's ancestral cat's claws to cook the meat." ?”

Teacher Mao protested: "No, hey! Cut it for me with a knife! No matter how you think about the meat cut by your fingernails, it's disgusting!"

I thought for a while: "Why don't we let Saitama punch the meat into a puree, and let's make meatballs?"

Teacher Cat patted my forehead with a cat's paw print, and shouted: "You idiot! Although meatballs sound good, can't you borrow a knife from the boss to cut meat normally! You still need my monster teacher You!"

Stop thinking about it, I touched my forehead, and instructed Qi Ya: "Master, your task has not been completed. I will give you a chance to make up for your mistakes. Go borrow something from the boss to cut meat, and borrow two more knives. I will help you cut it together as hard as I can." .”

Qiya, who knew he was wrong, rolled his eyes and left. When we were struggling with the meat, Saitama had already greased the grill, Xiaojie had prepared the sauce, and Gaara put the skewered vegetables on the table. Served on a plate, everyone was doing well with what was at hand.Lan Bo made trouble all the way, spilling pepper powder for a while, and overturning the chopped green onion for a while.

Because the cow outfit was too conspicuous, he was forced to change into a children's outfit when he went out. He was handsome, but he was still a bear.Now the white T-shirts are colorful, I regret it, why buy white?

Seeing Lanbo making trouble happily, I looked at the sky at a 45° angle brightly and sadly, Saitama seemed to see through my thoughts and said quietly: "Even if you buy him black clothes to wear, they will be dirty, but you can't tell That’s all, but it’s also painful when washing.”

I looked over with dead fish eyes: "It's really not a romantic comfort at all."

Saitama sprinkled seasoning on the cracked eggplant noodles, brushed it with oil, and put it on the grill, and then took the time to say: "How about facing the reality, I'm thirsty."

He dug out the drink from his backpack, poured out a paper cup and handed it over, Saitama Sora quickly took it and drank it all in one gulp.On a June day, beside the charcoal-fired grill oil pan, after a while, fine sweat oozes from his face.I thought about the possibility of sweating like crazy before, so I put a few towels in Rapunzel's backpack.

Pulling out the towel, Saitama took it and placed it on his shoulders, wiping off his sweat from time to time. Immediately, an atmosphere of an uncle Maimaiti who sells Xinjiang mutton skewers came out.I couldn't help laughing a few times, and when I turned around, I saw Qi Ya, who was holding a kitchen knife on the chopping board, came back, and took the kitchen knife with a smile, because the space here is limited, and the place is much narrower due to roasting and frying.

Qi Ya carried the meat in one hand and the chopping board in the other to the river, and I followed him with two kitchen knives.After cleaning it, I took the pork and began to cut it. At a time when it was very quiet and harmonious, Lan Bo ran over with his feet up, insisting that there were fish in the river that he wanted to catch.The cat teacher who was in charge of guarding him also hurried over, for the sake of eating meat, he would not allow this brat to make trouble!

Although there are few people here, they can't transform at will. Teacher Mao gallops here in the form of a fat cat, and Lan Bo is like a cheat when he is making trouble.

Rambo ran and shouted: "Julie Julie! Catch fish with me! Catch fish!"

"I'm going to cut the meat, let Mr. Cat accompany you, okay, cats are very good at catching fish!" I said so seriously.

Teacher Mao immediately exploded: "It's not a cat, it's a monster! Who caught fish for this brat!"

As a half-baby, Qi Ya glanced at Lan Bo and raised the corner of his mouth: "Let him be more honest."

I was terrified: "Are you going to cut the child?"

Qi Ya gave me a roll mouth, put down the kitchen knife, raised his hand, and a bolt of lightning flew past.As Lei Shou, Lan Bo, who had been electrocuted many times, finally erupted, rushed towards Qi Ya with his exploding head on his head, and shouted, "You idiot! I asked Julie to play with me, what are you doing?" Electric man! I’m not looking for you! It’s not good to be fierce! Xiaojie is willing to play with me, you know Electric man! You power bank!”

They are also charging treasures, why bother to hurt each other? Hey!

Lan Bo threw all kinds of things from his curly hair like a space bag, and even took out the horns and put them on his head. Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning, you are enough!When I was in a hurry, I was about to activate the bubble, and Qi Ya next to me pushed me quickly.Before I could circle people with bubbles, I was pushed and thrown to the ground full of stones by this kid.The pain invaded the brain instantly. I raised my hand and saw that the elbow was cut open by a sharp stone.

"..." I sat on the ground in a daze, looking at the bleeding on my hands.

Qi Ya was stunned, Rambo paused, and Teacher Cat stopped.

I don't want to complain anymore, I silently glanced at the charging treasures who hurt each other, and sure enough, I can't be careless around Qi Ya.He probably didn't want to be surrounded by Bubbles, but he didn't expect that I was still as weak as Sister Lin, who would collapse if pushed, exactly the same as last year.

With a cold face, I said, "I'll open a healing bubble, you guys continue."

I said this to continue to mean irony, Qi Ya understands, but Lan Bo really doesn't understand!He really continued, took out the long and thick bazooka from his head and threw it towards this side, and shouted: "You still push Julie! I'm going to hit you!"

Wait, wait!Lanbo, you lost it in the wrong place!Don't litter with your eyes closed!Qi Ya is opposite me, not on my side!Hit him well!Seeing the bazooka flying towards me, Qi Ya blocked it in a flash.The bazooka was like a piranha, suddenly the muzzle opened wide and swallowed Qi Ya in its entirety.

Teacher Mao stared wide-eyed: "Is that a monster! Why is it also cannibalistic!"

Lanbo snorted and continued to quarrel. I was surprised to see a cloud of mysterious smoke emerging from the place where Qiya disappeared.yes!Ten years of rocket launchers!So now we will see Qi Ya ten years later!Thinking about it this way, I'm actually a little excited?The commotion by the river didn't seem to attract the attention of the barbecue shed. Also, the woods blocked it, so they couldn't see clearly.

When the smoke dissipated, I unconsciously slowed down my breathing and stared intently at the figure walking out.

"Wow! How did this kid grow so big after being beaten up!" Teacher Mao screamed and looked at the person who appeared. Lan Bo was still crying by himself, and didn't care about it at all.

I sat blankly on the ground and looked up at the young man who walked in front of me. It was still the fluffy silver hair, but the forehead was exposed, and the bright eyes were still pure. Compared with the immature appearance of a teenager, Qi Ya now is undoubtedly I'm familiar with the style of painting, just standing here has a Susu's aura exuding, with its own provocative attributes?I'm having a little trouble breathing.It was obviously the same person, but it gave me a strong sense of strangeness, and I even forgot to say hello.

"Why, wouldn't you recognize it if you changed it to a bigger size?" The corner of the young man's mouth curled up with a hint of familiar teasing, and the stupid me was reflected in his blue eyes.

It wasn't until he took the initiative to talk to me that I regained some of my sanity, but I actually stuttered when facing Qi Ya, who was one size older! "Uncle Qi, Uncle Qiya?"

The young man's face twitched, and he frowned and said, "Hey, he's obviously older than me, what's his name uncle. Ask brother to try?"

"...The small one pushed me, and the big one came here and took advantage of me!" Although the injury on my arm was slowly recovering, I still indicated with a dark face that he caused the wound.Very good, I have regained the feeling of spraying!

Qi Ya swept his eyes, saw my wound, and naturally squatted down in front of me to be at eye level with me.Faced with his sudden approach, I actually leaned back a little shyly. I thought he wanted to care, but it turned out that I was thinking too much.

"Ah, that's right. Ten years ago, you couldn't heal such a small wound right away. This wound will probably take a few hours to heal."

"..." Are you going?But does this indirectly prove that I will become a super nanny ten years later?When I thought about it, I became very excited, and asked: "Qi Ya! Will I become a nanny in ten years' time? Is the enchantment super strong! Which university did I get into? What job? Do I have a boyfriend? Is it with Itachi? The tenants are still there, right? Wait, I was 26 at the time, was I married? Did I buy a house or a car? Did Hokage have a happy ending? ! Has Togain finished the hunter? Have the pirates finished!"

In the face of my barrage of questions, a drop of sweat rolled down Qi Ya's forehead. He may be a few years older than me. Although he complained about it, he didn't treat me fiercely.He just said helplessly: "You ask so many questions, how can you answer them, and this is something you will experience in the future, what are you in a hurry for?"

"I've spoiled you all!"

"Then what's the benefit of me giving you a spoiler~"

"You are ruthless! You have failed our friendship for so many years!" I cried and looked at him. "Yes! And Xiaojie! I'm going to ask Xiaojie to come and educate you! Don't you miss Xiaojie from ten years ago!"

"Every time I drag Xiaojie into the water, ah, I really don't want to have so many years of friendship with you, so I will answer your three questions, and ask after you think about it." Da Qiya who had a headache and raised his forehead.

I can only ask three, but time is running out, so I have to think about which three I want to ask the most!My mind flashed, and I already had the answer, so I immediately said, "The first one! Is Brother Weasel still alive!"

Qi Ya glanced at me, assuming that I would ask such a question, with a bit of teasing in his eyes, he replied: "Ah~ I live very nourishingly."

Very good!alive!Hey, I'm so moved to tears, I'm still alive and well!I don't know if it will moisturize and get fat.

"The second one! Is Brother Itachi married!"

"...Uh, not yet~ Hey, I said you don't have anything to ask about yourself?"

Oh my god!Ten years later, Brother Itachi is still not married!What are you thinking!Want to be the second Kakashi!The golden bachelor is also very good, but I always feel a little regretful.Although my attachment to Brother Itachi was beyond imagination, I really didn't dare to hope for a future with him, and the occasional dream is totally not counted.But think about it, if he is still alive, he should be with the girls in the village, or he will die alone guarding Uchiha's territory alone.

Thinking about this bitterly in my heart, I wasted a little time before I asked the third question, "What about me? Who am I with?" No, if he happens to know each other, then he will definitely say the name!

After Qiya heard this question, he showed an expression of relief that you finally remembered yourself. Facing the expectation of my girlish heart, he teased annoyingly: "Guess for yourself if you have looked for it~"

"Hey! I'll be over 26 years old by then, so I'll be a housekeeper for the rest of my life! It's terrible!"

"Can't you think about the good?"

"Oh, just tell me! There must be someone, right! I am so charming! If not, you will definitely mock me with your personality!"

"I'm really a bad person in your heart, so I won't tell you. Anyway, I will know in ten years."

"Ahh! Tell me quickly! Your heart is about to jump out! Could it be that I married Daniel Wu?"

Qi Ya slapped me once with the look of your dog, and then he spoke slowly, but just as he was about to say, there was a puff, and the smoke rose, and the young big cat squatting in front of me turned into a young boy. Cat, I stared at him.My breath almost got stuck in my throat and made me faint.

"Ahhh! 5 minutes is up so soon! Qiya, please exchange again! Hurry up!" I rushed over excitedly.

"Get out, you! What happened just now! Why did I see a woman who looks very similar to you! That attitude is really annoying, do you have a sister?"

I was silent for a moment, it seemed that Qi Ya had seen me ten years later, so I simply told him the function of the bazooka, Qi Ya looked at me with a subtle expression.

Me: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Qi Ya: "No, I just didn't expect ten years to make you look good."

Me: "...hehe, yes, ten years from now you will look like a dog!"

Qi Ya: "... Sure enough, you saw me in the future?"

Me: "Why don't we exchange information!"

Qi Ya told me that he had no interest and no information. He took a look at my wound that was beginning to scab, and then continued to pick up the knife to clean and cut the meat.I refused to let go, and harassed Qiya in various ways, but he was unmoved, just cut off the muscles and bones with one knife, looking at the meat on the chopping board that was slaughtered by him, I shrank my neck and remained silent.

Lan Bo here stopped crying, and quickly put everything back into his hair. Sure enough, that hair is a dimensional space bag!

Teacher Cat: "It's a pity, I'm hearing the exciting part."

Me: "Yes."

Teacher Mao: "Idiot, don't you know how to use a bazooka? I can help you. You will know everything after ten years."

I was shocked: "You are a genius!"

Teacher Mao narrowed his eyes: "But not now, you cut the meat quickly, and you can only help if you give it to the meat!"