[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

I forgot about Elizabeth when I brought the tenants to this house for the first time. There were a lot of troubles in the past few days, but my parents' strong hearts have gotten used to it.

I came to a coastal town and took everyone to play around the city. Today, I took this group of guys to the beach. Most of the beach and sea area here have turned into commercial and prosperous resorts, but there are a few that don’t developed area.I prefer to go to the resort area. There are many delicious and interesting things, but I am afraid that these guys will make trouble, and I also think that places with fewer wild people are more suitable for them to mess around.

Dad came back from the company to visit me and my brother during his lunch break. After discussing it, he drove us to a coastal beach where there were fewer tourists and passers-by. He carried all kinds of food and fruits from the car, just like an outing posture.After finishing all this, Dad went back. After all, he had to go to work in the afternoon, and there was no summer vacation for those who were already working.

Thinking about it this way, I really don't want to graduate!

Blue sky, white clouds, beach, sea, Yato changed clothes in a second, took off his sports suit and flew up, and went into the sea wearing big pants.Xueyin at the back helped me tidy up my things, and at the same time warned her master not to mess around.I looked left and right, and there was no passerby here, which is really suitable for them to play, but the lack of people is also because the scenery is not as good as the scenic spot, and there are no parasols and lounge chairs, and there are no little fresh meat walking around. One hundred pity.

Or seize the opportunity to play it!

The sand under the body is fine and soft, and it looks golden in the sun.I took off my shoes, and my brother's shoes and socks, and let him run on the beach by himself, and he immediately went to catch Mr. Cat.I decided to make myself a support with sand so that I could lie down easily.Cheers from Yeto came from the shallow sea area, and this guy asked me to go down and swim a few times. I waved my hand and continued my sand sculpture business.

"What are you going to do?" Gara took Elizabeth and squatted down next to me.

For a moment, I really regarded him as Gui, I looked at the people beside me, I was inspired, and said pleasantly: "Yes, you are here, why should I dig by myself!"

Gaara: "What's wrong?"

I patted him on the shoulder excitedly: "Young man! Can you control the sand to make a deck chair? Since the sand can float in the air, you can also use the sand to make a parasol. Yes, there are tables and so on, slides And the castle, so Xiao Shuo can play!"

Elizabeth raised the writing board: [What do you think of others! 】

I gave a thumbs up and showed a bright smile like Teacher Akai: "You must be an expert when you travel at home and kill people!"

Gaara: "..."

Elizabeth: [In this case, Mr. Gaara, please make a sphinx. I have wanted to take a photo with it for a long time. 】

It's also thanks to Gaara who really squeezed out everything we wanted with the sand according to the mobile phone pictures. Temari and the others may not be able to face his murderous sand after they know it.Watching my brother rolling up and down the sand slide, I also leaned on the sand chair and drank a drink to watch Yato in the sea swimming in various fancy styles.Yato has a good figure and is relatively lean, but he is the only one who can't appreciate it enough!I really want Yukine and Gaara to take off and go into the sea!I want to see Brother Itachi take it off and go into the sea, or let me see it alone!

With this thought in mind, I looked at the two teenagers, and when I felt my gaze, the backs of the two boys froze, and they walked away from me silently.On the contrary, Elizabeth stood in front of me solemnly and was about to take off her penguin coat. I sprayed out a mouthful of juice, and quickly stopped: "Thank you! You don't need it! Just go on and wash it like this!"

Elizabeth spat expressionlessly: [I don't know the goods. 】

You go, I really don't want to see an uncle with hairy legs swimming in the sea, thank you!

I don't know where Yato Yu went, but when he came back, he had a volleyball in his hand, and he ran over excitedly holding the ball: "Yueyin! Hey, let's play volleyball together!"

I turned my head lazily: "Let me lie down until the sun goes down, thank you."

Yato threw the ball to Gaara, so he came and pulled me, hey hey!Just come here in your underpants, boy, so you won't be afraid of me attacking you!Although Yato is older than me by an unknown age, this boy's face is speechless!In the end, he was dragged up by him, and the younger brother who was tired and fell asleep was handed over to Teacher Mao to watch, and the few of us had a passionate and youthful volleyball contest.

Although I ran around the whole time, I didn't touch the ball a few times. After all, I was in a group with Yato, and he took care of all the offensive work.When the ball flew from Elizabeth's hand, Yato jumped in front of me, raised his hand and slapped it back. The volleyball flew directly out of the boundary line.I thought I would get a point, but I didn't expect a bird's claw to hit the ball back with amazing force, flying towards me like a bullet.

[Characters: White Shark Man, Coral Man, Tuna Man, Electric Eel Man, Sea Turtle Man Keyword: You can hit and eat, kill me, tiger, dragon monster from the world of One Punch Man]

What are you doing!All of a sudden, there are so many willful-looking weirdos!They are all tiger-level, and one of them is still dragon-level?Seeing that the volleyball was about to hit me in the face, Yato also reacted quickly, summoned Yukine, swiped twice, the cold light flowed past, and the volleyball was split into two and fell in front of me.Yato glared at the strange people around him sharply, and protected me behind him.

And Gaara's sand was already heading towards these hideous guys, and I shouted: "Slow down! They are all tenants!"

Sha, who turned into a spear, froze immediately, and Gaara glanced at me, as if he was waiting for my words.As a result, before I tried to understand these new tenants, the white shark who seemed the strongest among them laughed wildly.

"You lowly humans! I'll make you meat pie today!"

"Wait, aren't you tenants?" I was surprised.

"Hahahaha, tenant? Can you eat it?"

"...No, but everyone who comes is a guest. Didn't you have a reminder when you crossed over? If you kill the landlord, you can't go back!"

However, all my innocent hearts are fed to dogs. The weirdos don’t care about what I said. Whether it’s in their original world or here, as long as they can kill, eat, and trample people, that’s enough. It doesn't matter.When I saw the shark man biting my brother who was far away from us, my anger bar was capped. What is this called?If there is a way to heaven, if you don't go, there is no way to hell!

Fortunately, Mr. Mao was guarding Xiaoshuo's side. He turned into a monster and fell asleep with his mouth in his mouth, and avoided the attack. My Bubble also circled Mr. Mao and Xiao Shuo to protect him in the shortest possible time.

Yato pointed the tip of the knife at the guys who were about to move, and lazily said: "Let's kill all these seafood, it's not good at first glance."

Gaara's sand also became agitated, and I don't know where Elizabeth took out the rocket launcher to aim. I thought for a long time, and I don't know if the dragon-level monsters are equal to their combat power, but it is impossible to speak well. .After thinking for a while, I said decisively: "Sure enough, we still have to solve it. It will be bad if we go to a crowded place, please."

Gaara walked up to me, looked sideways and said, "Stay back."

As a defensive force, I still silently retreated to the second line, and before the fight started, the seafood monsters were beaten to pieces.There was really no buffer at all, a group of us stared dumbfounded at the splashed pieces of meat, a rain of blood clots mixed with various mosaics just fell down, Gaara used sand to block the filth.

After the seafood viscera rained vigorously on the top of my head, I felt nauseous for a while, so I covered my mouth and tried my best to hold back.All the weirdos turned into mosaics on the sand, and a bald head stood among the corpses, muttering with seriousness and sadness.

"Unexpectedly, it was done with another punch..."

Ah, the Lord is here, and when I endured the desire to vomit, the notification sound came online happily again.

[Character: Saitama Keyword: Bald is always a strongman, one-punch man, used to have thick black hair, can become a god if he insists on exercising, a hero who is driven by interest, idols who are sometimes light and sometimes heavy, bald man in a cloak, who always pays attention to supermarket sales Unemployed young men, full marks for beauty]

"Bald?" Yato stared blankly at the man who suddenly appeared and defeated all the seafood, and didn't react for a while.

"Hey, I heard you say you're bald, it's rude you." Frowning expressed dissatisfaction, Saitama's face that looked like a stick figure was somewhat happy.

"I'm sorry! Yato didn't do it on purpose. Thank you so much for cleaning up those weirdos. I'm your landlady, Zhuuwa—" who had been patiently walking over to thank Saitama, but as soon as he got close to him, the strong The stench went straight to the bottom of my nose, and I couldn't help but spit it out on Saitama's body.

Saitama Black Line: "You are even more rude, okay!!! Spit it all on me!"

Me: "Isn't it... vomit——"

Saitama's eyes are dead: "...you are enough."

Later, I asked Gaara to throw these corpses into the sea with sand, and Saitama's clothes were wiped with paper towels a few times, and I was going to go back and wash his clothes.Fortunately, it happened by the sea, and my brother was still asleep.Once the body parts were processed, the sand was refurbished, and everything was back to normal. When Dad came to pick us up from get off work, he found Saitama with a dazzling bald head. His eyes wandered around his head.

Saitama turned to look at me with dead fish eyes and said, "Your father was just looking at my bald head."

I hurriedly remedied: "No, maybe I just look over your head to see the line of sea and sky!"

Dad: "Young man, did you shave yourself or are you bald?"

Saitama: "...Can I refuse to answer this question, bald or something, there are many young people who are bald! It's not just me, and uncle, stop looking at my head, okay?"

Dad sighed: "A colleague of mine is also bald, but he found a remedy, and he has grown a little recently! Do you want it?"

Saitama was so tired: "Really? No, let's change the subject?"

Although I know that Saitama has a big heart and will never take a shot at his father, but I am still afraid that he will beat his enthusiastic father to the ground with one punch!I quickly grabbed my father's arm and said, "That bald head is a sign of strength, okay! Just like a martial arts master, after reaching the peak of martial arts, his hair will turn gray overnight!"

"That's all white hair. How can anyone become bald overnight after becoming powerful! Gaara is also very powerful, and he's not bald either."

Dad, enough is enough, really stop talking, I seem to have heard the sound of Saitama grinding his molars.

Finally, Dad's attention was diverted from other people's heads. A group of people squeezed into the car. Dad glanced at the beach and muttered: "I just forgot to say, why is the smell of the sea on the beach here so strong? Next time Let's go to the scenic area to play."

That's because several seafood were killed here just now!

After we all went home, Saitama visited my house with a sigh, and I asked him to take off his clothes and wash them.Then I realized a profound problem, the beds at home are simply not enough!Those who sleep on the sofa on the floor, the house is about to explode!And now Saitama is here!I don't know how many tenants will come in the future. Although my parents don't dislike it, it has already affected them.

Originally, there were only two toilets. I couldn't even imagine the scene of a group of people robbing the toilet when they woke up early in the morning!

I sighed and said, "It's better to go back to my hometown the day after tomorrow."

Dad: "No problem, I'll buy you tickets right away!"

Mom: "Okay, I'll fry some chestnuts for you, buy some dried fruits, and eat them in the car!"

How much you two want me to take them away!Only lived for a week!