Memoirs of the Emperor of Heaven

"Oh, it hurts to death. My ankle is sprained and I can't walk anymore."

Concubine Li clutched her ankle, humming and chirping, while peeking at the man beside her.

"If you don't want to die, get out of here quickly. Don't put on an act in front of me, I won't accept that." Yun Kun said coldly.

Concubine Li had no choice but to slowly get up from the ground, muttering in a low voice: "I don't know if I'm a man or not."

Yun Kun's serious face, which was as serious as marble, couldn't help showing some cracks after hearing this: "Just try it, and you will know whether I am a man."

Concubine Li was startled, and got up from the ground: "You, don't mess around! Your brother values ​​me very much. If he knows that you have touched me, he will definitely tear you to pieces!"

Yun Kun said gloomyly: "It's better that he really values ​​you as you said. I'm not interested in bringing a worthless burden by my side."

Concubine Li didn't dare to say a word, she gritted her teeth and followed him.

Speaking of her recent mentality, she really turned around and reversed layer by layer.

At the beginning, the emperor was elusive and often disappeared. Several times, when she woke up in the middle of the night, she found that the bedside was half empty.She couldn't think of the reason, and she didn't dare to ask him, so she could only think that he had a new love, and couldn't help feeling depressed.

Suddenly one day, when he came back, he completely changed his appearance, becoming a handsome and handsome man, and even revealed her real body in one word, which made her both startled and terrified.He told her that he turned out to be the famous emperor in the Qing Dynasty—Yun?|, and he had to temporarily hide himself in the palace of the Xiqi Kingdom because he was murdered by his own younger brother.Soon he will be able to return to Shangqingtian and pick her up to share the glory.

She couldn't help but be overjoyed.

From a small country goblin to leaping into the god of heaven, what a chance!Wan Mei originally entered the palace, firstly to repay her kindness, and secondly to make a living, but she never thought that her luck would be so good, she was really in high spirits.

However, before she could be happy for a few days, a man who looked exactly like Yun?| came over, with the same pretty face, but a look of evil spirit.Before she could call for help, she was knocked unconscious by him and taken to the wilderness.From his tone, Wan Mei probably guessed that he wanted to take herself as a hostage, and use her as a shield if her brother chased him down.

This kills a thousand swords!

Wan Mei cursed him in her heart, but on the surface she still had to obey him, being dragged and dragged by him along the way, she suffered countless hardships.

"What are you thinking?" Yun Kun's voice suddenly sounded from behind.

"No, nothing." Wan Mei stammered.

Yun Kun threw her a bag: "I'm hungry, go find something to eat."

Wan Mei had no choice but to go around the nearby mountains and pick some wild fruits.As a result, Yun Kun took a bite and spat it out.

"What are these things? You eat them by yourself. They are so sour. Can they be put in your mouth?"

Wan Mei swallowed her anger and said, "There are only these fruits in the mountains, I can't find anything else."

Yun Kun was very dissatisfied: "You don't know how to think of a way, such as hunting some wild rabbits..."

Hit wild bunnies!Why don't you say I'll forget it after eating it!

Wan Mei's pent-up anger finally broke out, she threw the bag on the ground, and the wild fruit rolled to the ground, which surprised Yun Kun a lot.

"what are you doing?"

Wan Mei put her hands on her hips, and said arrogantly: "I think you have been that fake emperor for a long time, and you don't even remember who you are, do you? You want to eat, but you don't know how to do it yourself? You can only order women around." , what a skill!"

Yun Kun's face turned from white to blue, from blue to red, and his eyes also changed from the initial shock to fierceness. Wan Mei got it right for a while, seeing Yun Kun's ugly face, she suddenly came to her senses, turned around and tried to escape, her arm had been crushed Snap firmly.

She felt that she could not escape death, so she simply put on a heroic look.

"What I said was the truth. If you want to kill it, kill it. If I dare to blink..."

Although she was talking big words, she couldn't help but close her eyes tightly.

After a long time, she didn't wait for the expected butcher's knife, she quietly opened her eyes a crack, but just bumped into the faintly visible arc of Yun Kun's thin lips, smiling half-smile.

"Say I'm an impostor like you're not yourself."

He squeezed her chin.

"If it weren't for this face similar to Yan'er, do you think my brother would want you?"

Even though her heart was dominated by the fear of death, Wan Mei couldn't help asking, "Who is Yan'er?"

Yun Kun let go of his hand, his face gloomy: "You don't need to know."

He took two steps back and looked her up and down: "However, the way you lost your temper is much better than your pretentious look before, and it's more like her."

Seeing that he didn't intend to kill her, Wan Mei relaxed a little, thinking that this man is a masochist who likes to watch women lose their temper?

He turned and walked forward: "Don't ink, follow me."

Wan Mei narrowly escaped death and asked boldly, "Where are we going?"

Yun Kun didn't look back: "Go and catch wild rabbits."

Wan Mei tightly shut her mouth.

The moon hid in the clouds, and the stars disappeared.Wan Mei opened her eyes a little, looked at Yun Kun who was sleeping not far away, and walked quietly towards the small forest.

She had just walked a few steps when she heard a voice like ice in winter.

"where are you going?"

With a shudder of Wan Mei's body, she could feel the seductive aura of the man a few inches behind her.

Her whole body was stiff, and she continued to walk forward. Yun Kun followed her like a ghost, and saw her walking slowly into a grass, and began to circle around the grass.

Yun Kun followed her suspiciously, turned around several times, but did not see anything strange in the grass.

Suddenly, she jumped into it, hugging the soft green grass, as if she had returned to her own nest, and began to roll!

Gritting his teeth, Yun Kun carried her back to the tree, kicked her hard, and kicked her into a small mud pit. Seeing that she was still unconscious, he felt relieved.

This stinky woman, if she knew that she had slept in dirty dust and mud all night, she would definitely look pretty.

Thinking of this, his depressed mood immediately improved, and he went back to sleep under the tree.

On the second morning, Wan Mei woke up and said in surprise, "Why am I sleeping in a mud pit?"

Yun Kun said calmly, "I don't know, maybe you feel more comfortable in the mud pit, so you jumped in to play in the mud in the middle of the night."

Wan Mei glared at him, "Nonsense, I'm a rabbit, not a pig!"

She looked at him suspiciously: "Could it be you who kicked me in?"

Yun Kun closed his eyes and meditated: "Stop talking nonsense."

At night, Wan Mei quietly got up again, and Yun Kun followed slowly.

The two, one behind the other, like two ghosts in the night, danced in a circle around another piece of grass.

Finally, she jumped into the grass again and rolled around in it.

The ghost behind was trembling all over.

Having had enough of playing in the grass, she swayed, walked back to her original sleeping place, occupied his bed, and began to sleep soundly.

Yun Kun viciously compared his fists to her, comforting himself not to startle the snake, but to make a long-term plan, and finally went to sleep in a corner silently.

Day three.

He placed a stone in front of her two meters away from her.

Without hesitation, she stepped up, fell down, knocked her head, woke up crying, sat on the ground and refused to go, and finally he used magic to get her back.

She pulled his clothes tightly with both hands, and leaned against him, covering his body with cow dung.He washed it three times in a row with the cleansing technique, and he could still smell the cow dung on it.

Seventh day.

Wan Mei quietly walked to a bush to make sure that Yun Kun didn't follow her this time.

Day after day of stalking and probing finally drained his patience and will like water dripping through a stone.

It turns out that even a cunning fox is sometimes tricked by a rabbit?Thinking of this, Wan Mei couldn't help laughing from the bottom of her heart.

When she was feeling triumphant, a gust of wind suddenly came from the back of her neck.

"You look alike, don't you?"

Wan Mei froze, she turned around and saw Yun Kun walking towards her with a smile.

She was trembling all over: "Are you going to kill me?"

Yun Kun didn't know why, but he looked a little surprised, and then he returned to normal in an instant, Wan Mei felt that she must be dazzled.

"If you promise me to do one thing, I don't have to kill you."

Wan Mei didn't expect to have a condition to talk about: "What is it?"

The curvature of Yun Kun's lips was obvious, and his smile was scorching: "You take the poison I gave you, go back to my brother, help me kill him, and I will give you the antidote, how about it?"

Wan Mei's heart is full of despair, under such conditions, ghosts will believe it, not to mention whether she has the ability to kill Yun?|, even if she really kills him, will this big devil in front of her still care about her life or death?

She gritted her teeth and said loudly: "He is my husband, I will not betray him. Just kill me."

Yun Kun took her hand, and with a slight movement, she fell into his arms. She almost screamed, but she heard him say softly: "My concubine, it's Zhen."

Wan Mei was pleasantly surprised at first, and then she became ashamed. She hammered his chest with both hands, "You—"

Yun?|Hold her in his arms, coaxing her softly.Wan Mei soon stopped crying, and looked at him expectantly: "You are here to save me, take me back to Shangqingtian, aren't you?"

Yun?|Passed her face gently: "Of course I will save you, but not now."

Wan Mei asked, "Why?"

Yun?| asked: "Have you been following him for the past few days, have you ever heard him mention something called the Meteor Demon Pestle?"

Wan Mei shook her head: "He won't tell me anything."

Yun? | He frowned and said, "The Meteor Demon Pestle is the most precious treasure in the Demon Realm. Together with Runyu's Chixiao Sword and Soul-Suppressing Cauldron, they are called the three major artifacts of the Six Realms. A symbol of authority in the world of demons and demons. According to legend, once the Meteor Pestle is born, the demon world and the demon world will surely submit to its master. I heard that he found the trace of the Meteor Pestle. At this time, he did not contact the old department and waited for an opportunity to counterattack. Instead, he was alone All in one..."

He looked at Wan Mei, and found that the little white rabbit was absent-mindedly playing with a blade of grass, obviously distracted.

Yun?| He couldn't help laughing in his heart, and stopped talking about this topic that was too deep for Wan Mei, he put his arms around her and kissed her forehead intimately: "Yunwei, you will help your husband, won't you? "

He had tried her just now, and the result was satisfactory.

When Wan Mei heard him calling her a fake name, thinking that he probably didn't know or care about her real name until now, she pouted slightly, but she didn't dare to refute.

For so many years in Xiqiguo, he seemed to spoil her, but in fact he didn't allow her to challenge his majesty at all.

She said delicately: "Your brother is very fierce, are you not afraid that he will kill me or take advantage of me?"

Yun?| smiled: "Don't worry, with your face, he is reluctant to kill you."

She was a little frightened, she held on to his sleeve tightly, her voice was crying, she looked pitiful: "Don't leave me, he will kill me, he will really kill me!"

Yun?| said softly: "Aifei, as long as you help me get the Meteor Demon Pestle, I guarantee that no matter what happens, I will never neglect you because of it."

Wan Mei was stunned, and suddenly realized what he was talking about.

Did he let her try to seduce Yun Kun?

He stuffed a small porcelain bottle into her hand, and said in a low voice, "This ecstasy is colorless and odorless, and it can be dissipated with the help of the heat of the flame. You try to get out of him when he is unconscious." The whereabouts of the magic pestle. I will wait for your news."

A gust of wind blew by, Wan Mei was a little dazed, almost thinking that she had just had a dream, but when she lowered her head and saw the small porcelain bottle in her hand, she was convinced that Yun?| had indeed been here.

She wiped away the half-truth and half-fake tears, and threw the bottle into the grass bitterly: "Bastard! Bastard!"

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Wan Mei slowly returned to her original sleeping place, glanced at Yun Kun, her heart was full of frustration.

Yun Kun must have been tossing around with her for six or seven consecutive nights, and finally couldn't hold on any longer, so he fell asleep, not even knowing that she went out and circled around.

She gave Yun Kun a bitter look, Yun Wei was right, none of the men in this world is good.

When Yun Kun woke up, he saw the sluggish Wan Mei with panda eyes next to him, his surprise was beyond words.

"Where did you sleepwalk last night?"

Wan Mei said listlessly, "You all know that I sleepwalk, how could I remember the things in my dream?"

Yun Kun sneered and said: "I forgot, I think you probably fell into some mud pit again and played in the mud all night."

Wan Mei silently packed up her belongings and got up without saying a word, not arguing with Yun Kun like she did a few days ago.

Yun Kun finally felt that something was wrong, and touched her forehead: "Did you hit your head and become stupid?"

Wan Mei hid a little to the side, then hesitated again.

She thought about it all night.Yun?|Although he is heartless and ungrateful, he is her husband after all.Since he promised that as long as she helps him get the Meteor Demon Pestle, he will take her back to the Qingtian, so he will not break his promise.Compared with this person in front of him, who is vitriolic and vicious, he may kill her at any time, it is safer to go back to Yun?|.

Little life is still important, as for his doting, hmph, who cares!

Wan Mei quietly clenched her fists, making up her mind, but suddenly her feet went limp and she fell into Yun Kun's arms.