[Football] Princess Sissi of the pig

~~~~~ Mental retardation is definitely contagious. ~~~~~ "You actually bought such a big tank of fish!" Annie looked at the fish tank in front of her and thought it was too exaggerated.

"Don't look so big, but it's very thin. The people in the aquarium shop said, otherwise there may be problems with bearing weight." Bastian said regretfully, as if he really wanted to turn his home into an aquarium .

Annie walked to the fish tank with the kitten in her arms, and she found that the fish tank was a cube, "Where is it so thin, is it 60cm?"

"It's all for the mental health of the fish!" Bastian gently touched the wall of the fish tank, "If the space is too small, they will suffer from depression."

Annie put the kitten down silently, and pushed it to the side of the fish tank, "Go, little pig, this is your trough!"

"Annie, you are so cruel!" Bastian couldn't believe it. He stared at Annie with his eyes wide open.

"Are you referring to naming the pet after you, or the matter of letting our little pigs eat fish?" Annie raised her eyebrows and asked intentionally.

"All of them!" Bastian squatted down, staring at the little pig, hoping that he could deter it.

The little pig watched and stepped back.It raised its head, but glanced at Annie.

"Don't be afraid, you are of the same species." Annie squinted her eyes and smiled very kindly.

"What species?" Bastian didn't know when he was downgraded to a cat.

"Vertebrate," said Annie.

Bastian had nothing to say and could only stare at the pig again.

Piggy looked at him, kicked his hind legs, and put his front paws on Bastian's knee.

Bastian was startled, and he fell to the ground.

The little pig took the opportunity to jump on top of him, and walked on his belly.

Annie laughed so hard that her stomach ached, she really belonged to the same species.

Bastian is so angry that a cat wants to jump on him too, that's not okay.Just as he reached out to twist the piggy's neck and throw it down.Piglet stuck out his tongue and licked Bastian's hand.

A gentle and warm feeling exploded deep in his heart, Bastian changed his posture, reached out and hugged the little pig into his arms.The soft little thing lay in his arms, and there was a comfortable grunt in his throat.

Seeing this, Annie made a move to twist the little pig up, "I haven't bathed yet, be careful to get you covered in lice."

There was the sound of water coming from the bathroom, but there was no scream from the pig.Munich has a lot of rain all year round. For stray cats, water is not something to be afraid of.

After washing the piglet, Annie and Bastian took it to the veterinary hospital.Injections, deworming, and inspections.Then they went to the pet store and bought cat litter, cat food, cat racks, and cat teasing sticks.

People from the aquarium shop also came to put the fish in. Bastian chose tropical fish that were colorful and easy to feed.And the aquarium is automatic, so they don't need to worry too much, just put food in it regularly.

Annie put the cat litter and the cat stand in the living room, and the piggy is very comfortable there.Bastian saw that the little pig was very good, so he scratched the sofa occasionally and didn't covet the fish in the fish tank, which relieved him a lot.

But one night, he got up to go to the bathroom and looked downstairs curiously.The little pig actually jumped onto the top of the fish tank by the doorknob, and was just stretching out his paws to fish in it.

But the fish tank is very deep, it can only absorb water and cannot catch fish.

Bastian smiled, instead of scolding the little pig, he let it play like that.

Annie woke up in the morning but saw the water stains on the floor. After all, it was sea water, and it was very clear when the sun shone.She quickly picked up a towel and wiped it, for fear that Bastian would throw the piglet out if he saw it.

Little Pig also seemed to know that he had made a mistake, so he kept rubbing against Annie's feet and acting coquettishly.

"Go away, it will be miserable when Basty sees you!" Annie rubbed the pig's head and said to it seriously.

"Who's in trouble?" Bastian got up, lying on the railing, looking down at Anne, "Why did you remember to do housework today?"

"Hehe, the weather is good." Annie smiled, and quickly wiped off the last water stain.She really doesn't do housework, and usually invites the housekeeping company to come over.It would be a miracle she could find a rag.

The little pig obediently walked to the side of his food plate, and meowed at the two of them.

"Didn't you eat enough last night?" Bastian went downstairs and hugged the little pig.

"What?!" Annie quickly lay down in front of the fish tank, and she began to count the fish in it.But those fish are small and swim fast, how can she count them clearly.

"This little guy wanted to catch fish last night, so he stood here." Bastian put the little pig on top of the fish tank, and the little pig hugged his arm tightly in fright.

Annie jumped up and snatched the little pig back.She hugged it into her arms and kissed it twice, "Let's go buy fish, don't eat these, it stinks."

"Annie?!" Bastian felt that his position was leaning back again. Now it was the photographer, the little pig, and then him.

"Go, you drive." Annie turned her head and ordered Bastian.

"I obey, my queen, Your Highness the Princess." Bastian shook his head and could only admit it.

"The little pig is a male!" Annie reminded, "By the way, I have to have an operation in a few days, so as not to go out and make trouble next spring."

"What operation?" Bastian and Piggy were startled.

"What kind of surgery can you do? Go to the balls." Annie replied flatly.

***

After the Oktoberfest, Bayern won several victories and struggled to climb up the standings.The champion of this year's league should be flying, and the top management had to change their goal to keep their qualifications for the Champions League next year.

Van Gaal's tactical adjustments gradually began to take effect, and Gomez's ability gradually showed, and several hat-tricks were amazing.And Bastian is playing better and better in the midfielder position, and the style lineup of the fairy tale generation has gradually stabilized.Coupled with the excellent performance of young players like tk and Muller, the adversity at the beginning of the season was finally reversed.

But now the battalion is full of injuries, and Ribery and Van Bommel are often unable to play.Others also suffered from serious illnesses and minor injuries, which gave the team doctor a headache.

Before the winter break, Bayern qualified first in the group in the Champions League, entered the quarter-finals of the German Cup, and ranked fifth in the league points.

Sweeping away the gloom before, Annie felt that the training ground was full of sunshine.She picked up the camera and started taking pictures.

The most active person on the training ground is Muller. He ran to the edge of the goal to play with Bout, whispered to TK, wandered in front of Klose, and harassed Lahm.

But Muller doesn't play with Bastian very much, maybe because Bastian is more arrogant.At least that's what Annie thought. He was like a little boy in front of her, but when he was in front of others, he was a bad fart.

It seemed that Annie was on the side, and Muller thought he had a golden bell, so he scrambled to Bastian's side without fear of death, and went to grab his ear.

Bastian jumped up, grabbed his head and pinched it under his arm.Muller was taller than Bastian, so he could only bend down and beg for mercy.

Ram on the side didn't stop him, he just smiled. He was usually annoyed by this kid, so he happened to teach him a lesson now.

Kroos also watched from the sidelines. He wanted to help, but he returned to Bayern, otherwise he would rescue Muller.

Elderly people like Franck Ribery and Robben were also delighted to see it, and even clapped their hands.

In the end, Klose came over and reminded them, "The coach is coming soon."

A group of people dispersed in a hurry, what should they do.

Captain Van Bommel also came with Van Gaal, and the faces of both of them were not very good, so the players were very conscious and trained hard.

Annie knew that she would definitely not be able to take any special shots today, so she picked up the camera and went back to the apartment.

She thought the photos of Muller molesting the players were very interesting, so she sorted them out one by one, and then made a set of pictures and put them on the Internet.

This picture exploded as soon as it was put up, and the fans happily sorted out a Bayern food chain system below.

The boss must be that Van Gaal didn't run away, and then there are such god-level figures as captain Van Bommel, Klose, and Olić.The two generals below, Franck Ribery and Robben, are both a little bald and a little old, and they can hold down the shrimp soldiers and crab generals below.

Then there's Ram and Bastian from the fairy tale generation.

Gomez is at the waist, Muller and Kroos are at the bottom.

Between the laughing comments from a group of people, Anne found a few gossips.It is said that both Van Gaal and Van Bommel will leave Bayern after this season. In this way, the coach and captain are gone.

Annie bit her lip and suddenly remembered the scene she saw on the field today.This gossip should be inseparable. The coach doesn't care, but who will this captain fall on?

After thinking about it, Bastian came back. He walked in and gave Annie a hug and kiss directly, "Honey, I beg you."

"Huh?" Annie turned her head, and she was holding the little pig in her arms, which was like a hand warmer.

"Stop posting Muller's photos again, so that others will think we Bayern are crazy!" Bastian also saw the photos taken by Anne today.It's funny for others to see, but in my own eyes, it's really embarrassing.And the most frightening thing is being seen by your opponent, you won't be able to play [beep——] on the court in the future, so how can you do that.

"But Muller is very popular now, and he keeps scoring goals. Even if I don't let him go, others will." Annie objected.

Bastian stood in front of Anne with his hips akimbo, he had nothing to say, and looked dejected as if he had lost a game.

At this moment, the little pig jumped down, walked to Bastian's feet, and rubbed it lightly.

"Today I reward you for eating fish!" Bastian picked up the piglet and lifted it to the top of the fish tank.

"Bastian!" Annie jumped up and hurried to rescue the little pig.Seeing this, Bastian picked up the little pig and ran upstairs.The little pig broke free from Bastian's grasp and jumped down from the second floor.

Anne and Bastian were so frightened that their hearts were jumping out, but the piggy was fine at all, shook his head and ran upstairs to play with his master.

The two of them and the cat chased each other all over the room, not knowing who was chasing whom.