Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

Although it was delayed for some time, shortly after Zhuge Zhan was given the marriage, the official letter sent by Liu Xi to Beiman also arrived safely. It can be an example for officials."

Kong Ming gave me a "sure enough" look.

After the founding of the Ping An Han Dynasty, the call for meritorious deeds and deeds in the court became more and more popular. In order to stabilize the situation, Liu Xi followed the ancient practice and successively entrusted many civil servants and military generals. Outstanding military generals are named kings with different surnames.Among them, although Qian Chao ranked first in the award list, he was already dead, and his title was downgraded to be inherited by his son Qian Hai. The other four were not only powerful in force, but also armed with heavy troops. It is the lifeblood of the country's military power.

Xing Ju guards the southwest; Zhao Yun towns the northeast; Shi Xie's nephew, Shi Bin, had a keen eye for pearls in his early years, and he surrendered to Liu Xi when his uncle and Sun Quan were entangled, so he got a chance to win the hearts of Jiaozhou; The sons stayed in Makoudian to drink away the pirates and pirates who were about to move.

Today, Kong Ming has become the fifth king with a different surname in the history of the Pingan Han Dynasty.

Since ancient times, as long as he is an emperor, he loves and hates the vassal kings who hold military power.On the one hand, there is no vassal king whose borders are unstable, and on the other hand, if the vassal king rebels, he can command thousands of troops to take the capital directly with a wave of his hand.Therefore, although Liu Xi gave the title very straightforwardly, he also listed many restrictive clauses to avoid breeding tigers.One of the most important ones is: no entry into Beijing unless ordered.

This means that if there is no special reason, it is impossible for Kong Ming and I to return to Luoyang in the short term.

Liu Xi didn't even plan to let me attend Zhuge Zhan's wedding.

"This son is really worthless." After putting so much effort into raising him to the age of starting a family, in the end I couldn't even drink a sip of my son's wedding wine. Uncle Xi is Zhan'er's closest elder, and he will definitely sit in the high hall with the cheek to receive the bride's gift." Although Zhuge Jin and Zhuge Jun are more suitable according to the customs, how could they fight too much to be the emperor? Liu Xi?Liu Xi, who was not overly excited, had already spoken. Considering that no one in the princess mansion could arrange the marriage for Zhuge Zhan, he had to act as an uncle on behalf of his mother. Did he take care of the betrothal gift, new house decoration, banquet menu, etc.?Because he was so aggressive, Zhuge Zhan's other uncle, Liu Xie, had to grit his teeth and double the gift for the newcomer, so as not to make people talk about the lack of family affection.

Driven by Liu Xi's guiding ideology that there is no best but better, Zhuge Zhan's wedding was astonishingly luxurious.Liu Xi enthusiastically opened a private treasury to build momentum for his nephew. Anyone who comes to Luoyang on the wedding day can go to any restaurant in the city to enjoy the "Hundred Years Good Package", and all meal expenses will be reimbursed by Liu Xi's private house.

"We owe the emperor a great favor." Kong Ming's style is low-key, and he is quite critical of such naked behaviors of showing off wealth to the people at the banquet, but it is not appropriate for a courtier to criticize the emperor, so he can only secretly complain about Liu Xi's ignorance in private Tune in, "After Zhan'er gets married, the rumors about me being greedy for money may be rampant."

What a disaster.Thinking of the high-spirited image that Kong Ming has been trying to create, I expressed deep sympathy and comforted me: "Anyway, no one dares to gossip in front of you, and we are in Beiman. Whether people here will hear the news is another matter."

I was right, Zhuge Zhan's grand marriage didn't affect Beiman at all.It was the time when the warblers were flying and the grass was growing, and the people of Xianbei were busy preparing for the annual horse race. Even a woman who was born to gossip had no time to care about the marriage of an unknown Beijing official thousands of miles away.

And the officials sent by Liu Xi to Beiman to manage the Xianbei people are all busy learning the obscure Xianbei language.

This is really killing people!

As a Chinese-English mixed race, I think I am quite talented in languages. I have already mastered English and Chinese before I can remember anything. Later, I took French as a second foreign language in school. There is no problem in listening, speaking, reading and writing.But the heavens testify that this Xianbei language is really much more difficult to learn than Chinese, English and French!Even though I have come to the area where Xianbei people gather and have the most unique language environment, I can still only stumble through this babbling language, trying to repeat what others have said like a clumsy parrot.

The herdsmen are cheerful, and several wives who volunteered to be my teachers couldn’t help laughing and talking about my substandard pronunciation in front of me, completely ignoring me as I became more and more ugly complexion.

I really want to put down the burden and quit!

Kong Ming also smiled very happily: "How can you be so stupid! You are already a mother, and you can't even speak well. If you go on, even Gu Er's Xianbei dialect will be better than you."

Maybe it's God's intention to make up for the sins I suffered on Zhuge Zhan. Apart from torturing me to death on the day I was born, Zhuge Gu is simply a model baby, not only good-looking but also good-natured The heights are outrageous.Many children can only speak simple sentences until they are three years old, but when Zhuge Gu was two years old, he was able to speak Xianbei dialect as smoothly as his father did.

Although Kong Ming didn't say a word of praise, he was probably already full of pride and wished he could jump up a few times.The ancients taught their sons to believe in strict fathers and loving mothers. He saw from Zhuge Zhan that I was a spoiled child, so I always played the role of Heisha God with a straight face in Zhuge Gu’s education, but maybe it was the nature of father and son, even in Zhuge Zhan. In Zhan's limited life, he has never seen Kong Ming's smiling face a few times, and the little guy is still very mad when he clings to his father.

Have you ever seen a baby who refuses to close his eyes even if he is sleepy without getting his daddy's goodnight kiss?That's it for Zhuge Gu.Nima, which baby wants to eat, sleep, sleep, and pee? A baby like Zhuge Gu who can tell the difference between day and night, and when his father will come home, is actually a monster. Bar?As long as Kong Ming’s goodnight kiss is not late, he will sleep regularly from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] noon the next day. During this period, he will eat and excrete once every three hours. The best with babies.

Then, while everyone was not paying attention, he learned Xianbei dialect and Luoyang mandarin with six hours of waking up every day. The two languages ​​were converted without hiccups, which shocked the jaws of a bunch of stupid mortals.

If there is an IQ test in this time and space, I think at least in the language one, Zhuge Gu can get an amazingly high score.

"I have already written to Jundi, asking him to send the textbooks of Lanshan Academy in recent years to Beiman. In the spring of next year, I will personally enlighten Gu'er." Therefore, he was not frightened by his youngest son's extraordinary language ability at all. Instead, he enthusiastically planned to use precepts and deeds to teach Zhuge Gu to be more evil. , but when he grows up, he is unsatisfactory, which is really a lesson from the past."

I couldn't help twitching the corners of my mouth: the unsatisfactory Zhuge Zhan is very likely to be the emperor in the future, is it really okay for you to despise the new emperor like this?

Although I still haven't figured out how Zhuge Zhan can become emperor.

It stands to reason that Liu Xi's Zen seat is the most convenient solution, but the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were not vegetarians. Could Zhuge Zhan have any way to persuade these diehards to be dead-headed?As his nephew succeeds his uncle, he and Liu Xi will definitely go down in history.But this is actually a bit unreasonable.Judging from Liu Xi's current age, it will be at least three or forty years before he resigns from office. Are you going to let him be a prince for decades?There is Yinfeng in China, and Charles in foreign countries. Since ancient times, the princes who bear the emperor who has been reluctant to go west are all angels with broken wings.

What's more, Liu Xi hates trouble the most. Setting up a prince is different from the Zen position after death. There will always be courtiers who think they have mastered the truth in your ears, and they will definitely annoy Liu Xi.In this regard, it is not as good as having blocked facial features after being buried...

So, the biggest possibility is to stand still, right?Bring the nameless Zhuge Zhan by his side in the name of a valued courtier and teach him carefully, honing him for forty years before making him emperor.

This sounds, in fact, a bit cruel.

But Zhuge Zhan chose the road himself, because Kong Ming and I were sent to the frontier because of his choice. As a mother who was accidentally injured by my own son, I said that I really don’t want to care about his right and wrong.

It's still my soft and cute little son who is so cute.

"Mama, Gu'er wants to eat Tangtang."

"Gu'er ate Tangtang in the morning, don't eat any more, or the teeth will be broken, and the teeth will hurt if they are broken."

"Oh." The little guy frowned, looking extremely aggrieved, as if he was holding back the tears that were ready to burst from his eyes, "but the nanny said that my brother was wearing a big red flower, and he was wearing a red flower. The flowers will be sugary."

"You know all about big red flowers, Gu'er is so smart." I couldn't help but kiss my son on the cheek.The big red flower refers to the happy flower on the chest of the bridegroom when the ancients got married. At Zhuge Gu's age, he still doesn't understand what marriage is, but he only remembers the custom of giving out wedding candy when getting married.

It's a pity that if Zhuge Zhan had to give his younger brother candy every time he married a wife, then Zhuge Gu's teeth would be lost.

"So, after Zhuge Zhan married Ma Chao's daughter, he also flirted with girls from the Zhao family and the Wang family, and the two entered the princess mansion hand in hand as concubines?" With ability, the wife of the main house brought the concubine's room into the door as soon as she was pregnant. The key is that she was able to coax the three beautiful girls into obedience, and none of them was jealous.

The story of General Tian Zong embracing left and right, sitting and enjoying the beauty of Qi people has become a good story in Luoyang City.

Reminiscent of the days and nights I spent worrying about Zhuge Zhan's marriage before, I just feel like a lifetime away.

Although the civil and military officials are not willing to marry the princess mansion, but they can't stand the girl's own heart secretly agreeing!Several months after Zhuge Zhan got married, gossip about Luoyang finally spread to Beiman. Kong Ming and I learned unexpectedly that Ma Chao didn’t like Zhuge Zhan’s son-in-law, but after all, he couldn’t resist the little padded jacket’s soft-heartedness. With tears in his eyes, he sent his daughter to Zhuge Zhan's wolf den.

It is said that the girls from Zhao Wang's family are about the same age as Ma Jiashu, and they have been fond of each other since they were young. They wished to wear a pair of trousers and handkerchiefs. The three of them worshiped Jinlan with blood before they got married.These three views, I have no power to complain.

Kong Ming was silent for a while after hearing the news, and then swore: "Zhuge Gu must not repeat the mistakes of his brother, I will do my best to teach."

Think about Zhuge Jun, who has been harmed by Lin Yuejie for most of his life, and is still firmly on the front line of dealing with his original partner, and look at Zhuge Zhan who has married a three-bedroom daughter-in-law and still teases the tender little maid in the house from time to time , he felt that even his stomach was throbbing.

But I think, Zhuge Zhan has at least one thing that deserves Kong Ming's comfort: Zhuge's family will welcome at least three newborns without waiting for the next spring, and Zhuge Jin no longer has to worry about Zhuge's family being thin.

Also drunk.