Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

Many experienced people told me that giving birth is a matter of giving birth twice. In the Three Kingdoms, where the medical level is backward, there are not a few women who are pregnant with their first child and have dystocia for three days and three nights. If you give birth to a second child, the probability of mother and child being safe will be greatly increased.Therefore, neither I nor Zhuge Zhan, who was obediently guarding the door, did not expect my second child to be born in such a difficult place.

It hurts me to death!

It was already the eighth hour after the labor pains started, and I was lying on the bed sweating profusely, feeling as weak as a dead fish lacking oxygen.Back then, Zhuge Zhan only tossed me for three hours before he uttered his first cry when he came into the world, while his younger siblings were unable to be born smoothly because they insisted on blocking the cervix with their arms.

Even if I don’t have common sense, I know that the fetal position is extremely dangerous. If I were still in modern times, the doctor would even advise me to give up natural labor and have a caesarean section directly after the B-ultrasound confirmed the situation.

However, there is no caesarean section in the Three Kingdoms, and no matter how dangerous the situation is, it can only be carried by the mother herself.

"Princess, breathe in, breathe in! Try harder!" The midwife's encouragement sounded in my ears for the umpteenth time, but what I need now is a doctor, not a midwife, "Go, call Hua Tuo in, quickly... "

Although Liu Xi kept Hua Tuo in Luoyang just in case, in the concept of the indigenous people of the Three Kingdoms, Hua Tuo's role was mainly in the prenatal period, and men must actively avoid it during the delivery process, and they are not allowed to enter the delivery room to spy on women giving birth.Therefore, without additional orders, even if I died on the bed, Hua Tuo would not be able to enter the house and take a look at me.

In fact, even though I was tough, the midwife still hesitated: "Princess, is this inappropriate? Imperial Physician Hua is a man..."

"What man and woman, he is an imperial doctor first!" Zhuge Zhan laughed back angrily, kicked the midwife on the stomach, and kicked her to the ground, "Go and call Hua Tuo, and there are those who hang the thread to diagnose the pulse?" Also withdraw it for me, can Hua Tuo clear the veins through the root thread? Who is responsible for the wrong treatment?"

Men and women are not clear about giving and receiving. Most of the doctors in ancient times were men. When they took the pulse of a female patient, they would put a square handkerchief on the patient's wrist to avoid skin-to-skin contact.But now my cervix has been dilated, and if Hua Tuo enters the room without paying attention, he will catch a glimpse of something "should not be seen", so the midwives thought of a way, tied one end of the silk thread to my wrist pulse, and the other One end pulled out the door to "check the pulse" of Hua Tuo, which seemed very unreliable.

Zhuge Zhan was taught by Liu Xi since he was a child, and his ideas are not as pedantic as the natives of the Three Kingdoms. Seeing that I was almost fainting from the pain, he immediately dragged Hua Tuo into the delivery room.

In the overwhelming pain, for the first time, I felt that my son's figure was a bit tall.Thanks to the nourishment of pure natural milk, Zhuge Zhan, who is still in puberty, is already taller than me.

At critical moments, the son is still reliable.

Well, I have to thank Liu Xi for insisting on leaving Hua Tuo to me.Although he is not proud of obstetrics and gynecology, he is a general practitioner who is proficient in everything. Even if he has little experience in midwifery, he still does not fall into the fate of a genius doctor when dealing with pregnancy and childbirth matters.

Six hours later, with everyone's joint efforts, I was almost exhausted and finally gave birth to this annoying little fairy in my stomach.To my disappointment, he was not the long-awaited daughter Kong Ming and I, but a son who looked very similar to Kong Ming.

"Brother, brother, I'm your brother! Call me brother!" Zhuge Zhan, who got his wish, hugged his hard-won brother and refused to let go. Seeing his silly smile, I felt a hard work The illusion of being busy.

The lethality of the two brats is comparable to that of a dog. If there is another copy of Zhuge Zhan, I will lose at least 20 years of life.

I really have the urge to spit out a mouthful of old blood.

The name that Kong Ming and I worked so hard to prepare for our daughter can no longer be used. The tragedy is that because we wanted a little padded jacket so much, we didn’t think of a boy’s name at all...

"Mother, let's call it Zhuge Gu. I look forward and he looks back. How nice. At first glance, they are a pair of good brothers who love each other." Since having a younger brother, Zhuge Zhan seems to have an extra novelty toy, and he doesn't even sleep late. After falling asleep, I wake up consciously every day before dawn to play with my brother.

——Well, it is more accurate to say that it is to tease my younger brother.He especially likes to pinch his brother's little bun-like face.

I couldn't help but roll my eyes: Son, do you know that in the modern age, being hesitant and hesitant mean the same thing?

Unfortunately, he doesn't know.Not only did he not know, Kong Ming didn't know either.In the eyes of the people of the Three Kingdoms, looking forward and looking forward to the future represents comprehensive and thoughtful consideration, so Kong Ming readily accepted Zhuge Zhan's suggestion, and I couldn't give any reason to object at all.

The millennium gap is so magical, it is really heart-wrenching.

However, unlike Zhuge Zhan's fuss back then, Zhuge Gu was a well-behaved and quiet baby who sucked when he was supposed to be breastfeeding, slept when he was supposed to be sleeping, and never tossed his mother beyond the prescribed schedule.Moreover, different from Zhuge Zhan's ordinary appearance, Zhuge Gu, who specially inherited the good genes from his parents, showed his cute and super good looks as soon as he landed. The inadvertent appearance of the cloth bag easily won the hearts of a group of strange uncles and bad aunts.

Zhuge Zhan's marriage has not yet been settled, and the mother-in-laws who intend to snatch Zhuge Gu home to be the young husband of the village have already driven the team out of Luoyang City, which is simply unreasonable.The reason is that several celebrities who had a relationship with Zhuge Gu predicted after the full moon banquet that "this son has extraordinary appearance and a bright future."

The magic stick's appeal in the Three Kingdoms cannot be underestimated. Thanks to the propaganda of these "half-immortals" who are said to seldom make predictions but always come true, Zhuge Gu has already been listed as the most popular husband-in-law of Pingan Han before he learned how to stand up No.1 on the list.

The invitation letter for the flower viewing banquet at the Princess Mansion is even more expensive.

Qiao put the teacup on the short table with a smile, held her cheek with her left hand, and embraced the arm of the lady next door with her right hand, jokingly said: "Princess, why don't you take the young master out to breathe? That's fine." Let's see what the most beautiful man in Ping Anhan will look like in the future."

Gossip is a woman's nature. Although Zhuge Gu is just an ignorant child who doesn't understand anything at the moment, as the most popular celebrity baby in the recent period, he has attracted the attention of a large number of mother fans.I can say without exaggeration that at least half of the reasons for the wives who came to the flower viewing feast today were for Zhuge Gu.

Back then, Wang Chi's wanton assertion about Liu Xi's life and death created a rift between me and Qiao Shi, but Wang Min surrendered early, and Qiao Shi is also a smart man with good skills, so we deliberately avoided talking about Wang Chi all these years Topic, getting along is quite pleasant.At least among all the guests attending the banquet today, only Mrs. Qiao has the confidence to boldly encourage me to hug Zhuge Gu out for a look.

It's a pity that Zhuge Gu is a child who is a bit shy, so I pursed the corners of my mouth, and I smiled and said, "Gu'er made a big fuss last night, and he's trying to catch up on sleep now, so let's not bother him."

The faces of several wives showed disappointment indistinctly. Mrs. Qiao was a little surprised that I didn't intend to show off my handsome little son, so I quickly changed my words: "It's a pity that we don't see each other, but we are here today After all, we are here to enjoy the flowers, if Young Master Gu comes out, everyone here will not be in the mood to look at the flowers, wouldn't that be a disservice to these charming guests?"

The guests laughed along with a face, and Qiao gave full play to his gossip skills, and the topic was turned away from Zhuge Gu with several twists and turns.

I'm suddenly bored.

The men were fighting on the front line, and the officials and wives who stayed behind had nothing to do in Luoyang, so it was easy to spread rumors out of nothing.For example, the "ten-foot theory" has been very popular recently, saying that the northern barbarians are each ten feet long, proficient in horse language, and can communicate with the horses that go into battle without hindrance. Therefore, even if Liu Xi holds dozens of red cannons in his hands, The war is still fought very hard.

The northern barbarians are nomads. Except for a few particularly important cities, they don't even have a decent wall. They all live in felt tents. It's funny and funny to bombard the felt tents with red cannons.Therefore, the red-clothed cannon looks tough, but there are not many opportunities to actually appear on the field. The most important role is to show the military strength of Pingan Han-Liu Xi and Xianbei are fighting in full swing, but some small countries around them have already heard the news and offered to offer it. Gifts There are not a few who are willing to become a vassal state of the Pingan Han Dynasty, and they just ask Liu Xi, who is like a wild horse running wild in the northern barbarian land, not to burn the flames of war into his own yard.

No one doubts that the northern barbarians will eventually be captured, but there are no swords and guns on the battlefield, limited to the traffic level of the three countries, and few family letters are sent back from the front line, so the female relatives who are worried about the safety of their husbands and sons often do not hear a word for two or three months News from loved ones.In the situation of poor information exchange, my advantage as a princess is highlighted. It is difficult for others to enclose a private letter in the military newspaper, but everyone knows that every time the emperor sends back to Luoyang, the military newspaper is indispensable. A letter from home signed by Princess Shengyang.

Liu Xi is obviously also aware of this problem. Since it is impossible to bring every officer's family letter back to Luoyang, it is better for Kong Ming to mention more recent conditions of the officers accompanying the army in his family letter to me, and send them a message through my mouth. The family reported peace.

This is actually a way for Liu Xi to help me win over the forces in North Korea and China.Even people who can't get used to Princess Shengyang's "rooster starting the morning" will be kind to me for the sake of news about the male at home.

I am grateful for Liu Xi's love and care, so even though I was impatient to socialize just after confinement, I forced myself to cheer up to deal with the inquiries and greetings of ladies from all walks of life.Even Zhuge Zhan said: "Mother, don't worry, I will be a good brother in the future, like an uncle, I will help Brother Gu to think about everything, and I don't want him to suffer a little bit of grievance."

Maybe blood is really thicker than water. Zhuge Zhan, who is cold and cold in his bones, is as ruthless to outsiders as the autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves, but he cares and loves his only younger brother from the bottom of his heart, even if Zhuge Gu urinates on him. Instead of being angry, he smiled and helped his younger brother to excuse: "He is still young, how can he know so much..." Thinking of Zhang Hu who was beaten up by him for accidentally spilling tea on his clothes not long ago, I silently She shed a handful of bitter tears for him.

Only a silly kid like Zhang Hu can stand such an unabashed double standard.It's really weird, I don't usually see Zhuge Zhan taking any care of Zhang Hu, and even bullying him once or twice from time to time, but Zhang Hu, who is obsessed with him, has identified him with Big Brother Zhan and won't let go, shaking his M attribute exposed.

Zhang Hu, who is obviously five-year-old and three-year-old, has a face as fierce as his father's...

One thing is one thing, no matter what, the son can stand at the top of the food chain. As a mother, I am always more happy than worried. I just hope that he can take it easy and don't bully other people's children too much.

"Zhuge Zhan, I heard that you bought a house in the south of the city, which is Liu Xi's favorite. Can you save me from worrying about others, is it fun to make enemies with Liu Xi?"

"Mother, I have been wronged! Liu Xi is poor, I am rich, and the seller is willing to do business with me, is it my fault?"

"The house costs several million baht, right? Where did you get the money?"

"Mom, has anyone told you that women who care too much grow old quickly? I hope you can stay young forever..."

"Damn boy, are you itchy again?"

"Oh my god, I am your son, my dear son! Don't hit me, mother!"

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Kong Ming, hurry back to Luoyang, I'm about to die of anger from your son.