Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

After a wave of ups and downs and another wave, the warlord melee that began with the Yellow Turban Uprising had just come to an end, and the courtiers who worried about the country and the people focused their attention on Liu Xi's marriage.It has been five years since Sun Shangxiang was buried. During this period, Liu Xi was urged to marry countless times, but he refused to go back on the grounds that he was busy with the war.Now that the overall situation is settled, he has no excuse to delay.

"According to the plan submitted by the Ministry of Rites, this year you will add one empress, two concubines and three nobles to your harem, and there will be no less than ten beauties and maids to choose from. Tsk tsk, what a blessing." The emperor's concubines were dead and maimed, and the few remaining ones were well versed in the way of protecting themselves wisely, and they were determined not to touch Liu Xi's selection of concubines.The ceremonial officials chose and elected, and finally decided to hand over the presiding right of the show girl election to me.

But I don't want to take on this mess!

Liu Xi firstly did not want to make the aristocratic ladies stay widows and offend their parents and brothers, and secondly, he did not want to let an obtrusive woman destroy the hard-won world between him and Guo Jia, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Today they don't care which one I marry. Woman, do you want me to climb into someone's bed tomorrow?" Liu Xi asked himself, even if he was the 72nd concubine of the Sixth Court of Sangong, he really couldn't do the thing of having a child with a woman, "I really can't do it ah!"

It's a pity that the reason why he couldn't do it couldn't be announced to the public, so the morning court was still noisy every day, and the ministers criticized Liu Xi in unison. "Your Majesty, you are the king of a country. You must not let Ping'an Han die!" Shao Chan, who was so old that he could hardly walk, cried bitterly in front of the crowd, and remonstrated with all his opposition to me in politics that day. Threatening that Liu Xi would not accept his concubine, he slammed his head against the courtyard pillar of the hall.

Liu Xi secretly complained to me: "He will hit him if he wants to, and I won't lose a piece of meat. Who cares if he lives or dies!" But this can only be a private complaint after all.In front of all the ministers and workers, he would be drowned in saliva if he acted rashly, so he had no choice but to appease Mr. Shao's bad temper with nice words, and with the mentality that he could procrastinate for a day, he had to fight against the civil and military efforts of the court. deal with.

I look tired.

The selection of the concubine dragged on for a year, Liu Xi was single and weak, and after all, he couldn't hold back the determination of the courtiers to unite as one. When there were faint rumors in the court that the current emperor liked men, he finally made up his mind and "fortunately" a good-looking man. A beautiful little maid.

Three days later, the people of the entire Ping'an Han Dynasty heard the news that their wise and mighty emperor was incompetent.

It was a bolt from the blue!

Shao Chan knelt on the Golden Palace and cried, unable to control himself: "Your Majesty, you can't give up the treatment! Physician Hua is skilled in medicine, and he will surely cure your majesty's persistent illness!"

——Who gave you confidence?

Hua Tuo, who was dragged into the water, took a peek at Liu Xi's dark complexion, thinking of his wife and children who had just been threatened for their safety, against his heart, he followed the scriptures that Liu Xi had prepared in advance: "The next official should do his best, but This disease is quite difficult, and it will not be cured in a day..." The implication is that it is very likely that it will not be cured until death.

Hua Tuo has followed Liu Xi for more than ten years, and he has lived countless lives. He is recognized as a miracle doctor in the world.Even Hua Tuo said so, the courtiers only felt a burst of despair.

Should it be said that no one is perfect?Today's holy majesty is so brave and invincible, who knows that he would be defeated in the matter of men and women.

What a shame!

No matter how heartbroken the officials were, Liu Xi, who had successfully shaken off a burden, only felt refreshed.It is inappropriate for this matter to be revealed before the unification of the world. Before he has a firm foothold, having no heir will seriously affect his attractiveness to the celebrities of the Three Kingdoms.After all, there is no future without an heir. Even if the country is conquered, there will be no successor. When the time comes to reshuffle, who knows if the new successor will be of one mind with Liu Xi?Of course, it is not suitable to wait for the draft to reveal this matter. It is easy to ask God to send God to God. According to the mainstream concept of this era, once Liu Xi and those ladies and gentlemen have settled on the status of wives and concubines, even if he can't manage them, they must start from the same In the end, life is his person and death is his ghost.

Liu Xi considers himself a master who bullies the weak and fears the strong. The reason why he chose a little-known little palace lady to act as a supporting role is mainly because he has taken a fancy to the strength of the other party who has no foundation and is timid and fearful.

"I mean, give her the title of beauty." Although he is a heartless man who only picks out soft persimmons, Liu Xi is rich and powerful, and doesn't care about the small money for raising his concubine.It is impossible for the court lady who has been "favored" by him to marry another person again, but at least he can ensure that she has no worries about food and clothing in the future.Generally speaking, even if the maids in the Han palace do not stay with their masters to be old maids for a lifetime, they will be old and pale when they are released from the palace, and their future prospects are not optimistic.Rather than being sold to a concubine by his father and brother to an old man who is over seventy years old, it is better to marry Liu Xi. It is said that during this period of time, the mother-in-law of the new beauty nearly dislocated her jaw from laughing.

"Uncle Huang, you have such a serious illness, how can you make Sister Yu'er feel so bad?" It is related to the emperor's heir, except for Liu Xi, who "forced his composure" because of his face, the court was miserable.Taking advantage of his young age, Zhuge Zhan laughed heartlessly to himself, as if he didn't understand how shameful Liu Xi's illness was to a man.

Liu Xi slapped him on the head, and said sinisterly: "You know a lot, you even know about sister Yu'er, come and educate uncle, what does sister Yu'er have to do with me ah?"

... "Uncle, I dare not, I will never bear it again, really!" Zhuge Zhan knelt under Liu Xi's yellow robe with lightning speed, and begged his uncle to look at him with tears streaming down his face. Sincere face.

Wei Niang said she was happy to hear and see: This child just owes a lesson.

In fact, Liu Xi and Zhuge Zhan's Sister Yu'er has nothing wrong with it. Even if the romantic affair between the two has been passed on, but with the giant Buddha Guo Jia guarding it, even if Liu Xi is borrowed for a hundred He didn't dare to cheat even if he was a coward.

With Liu Xi's current status, the woman who can gossip with him must have good looks, otherwise she will not be convincing, so "Sister Yu'er" has lived up to expectations with a face that is disastrous to the country and the people, and has a gentle temperament, fairer than snow, At first glance, she is destined to be a heroine.

She is Mrs. Wang Min's niece of Mrs. Qiao's family. I met her at the birthday party many years ago.Fast forward ten years, the little Kong's son with a shoehorn face was able to make soy sauce, but Qiao Yu, who looks like a lotus, has yet to find a lover, which makes people feel sorry for the world.

But Qiao Yu will never be ignored. Because of her beauty, the matchmaker who came to propose a marriage almost broke the threshold of Wang Min's house, but Wang Min had no choice but to dedicate her beauty to her, and joined forces with Qiao Yu, who also had great ambitions. Directed several occasional encounters on the street, and ruined a good hand of cards in his hands.

The suitors who went on and on came back and retreated despite the difficulties, and Liu Xi, who was supposed to be in the bag in the plan, met Qiao Yu several times, but he didn't remember the beauty's face.

It is really quite tragic to look like a plastic surgery witch in later generations.

Liu Xi expressed his loyalty to Guo Jia with a mournful face: "Honey, you have to believe me, I really don't care about Qiao Yu at all, really! I can swear to God!"

From a young age, Zhuge Zhan discovered that although his uncle was majestic in front of others, a sneer from his adoptive father could make him admit it, which was tried and tested repeatedly.

Therefore, Guo Jia is the uncrowned king in the huge North and South Palaces.

Zhuge Zhan, who thought he was smart, stood firmly on the side of his adoptive father: "Sister Yu'er's growth is too bland, like a white lotus flower, not tasteful at all, so my uncle doesn't like it. Let me tell you , a woman should be like Miss Qin Chu, □□, stillness and movement are all scenery, and if you cast a wink, you will really be seduced by her."

Liu Xi glanced at me with a half-smile, and my mood was like falling into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter, cooling me down.This brat, is it possible that he went to the brothel without telling me?Miss Qin Chu of Yuefang Tower is the hottest number one in the Fengyue field in recent years, even I have heard of it.What □□, is that the word spit out from the mouth of a ten-year-old milk doll?It can't make people worry!

Beating up Zhuge Zhan couldn't solve the hatred in my heart at all. As soon as I got home, I stabbed Kong Ming with his shameless remarks. The original intention was to let Kong Ming discipline his son, but Kong Ming thought about it and suggested: "Zhan'er will be able to discuss marriage in two or three years, so we should really pay attention to him earlier. Apart from his character, his appearance and figure must be outstanding, otherwise he might not be able to win over him."

I suddenly feel bad: "He is only 12 years old!"

"He's too keen on the affairs of men and women, it's better to keep them out." Kong Ming obviously had made up his mind, "In a few days, I'll find a few trustworthy people and pick some beautiful little girls for him to prepare, you slowly □□. Others are easy to talk about, as long as there is a mess of scandals that make outsiders laugh."

The implication is that if the family does not have a good wife and concubine, Zhuge Zhan will go to the brothel Chuguan to look for it by himself. With his urinating nature, it is not impossible to even directly rob a good woman.

... Children are debts, why did I give birth to a little pervert.

Turning around, I told Liu Xiyi about Zhuge Zhan's troubles, which made him laugh out loud: "Boy, there is always a period of rebellion to kill Matt. After this period, it will be fine, and your son has more hearts than hornet's nests." , do you think he accidentally slipped the tongue? He is reminding you to start picking a wife for him! I have placed so many hidden guards around him, and I have never reported him to the brothel, so Qin Chu is very likely He heard it from hearsay, and he has never even met him in person."

The ancients married earlier and discussed marriage earlier, and there were many people who were married before they were born. When they were ten years old, looking for girls from suitable families became the main entertainment for female elders.It stands to reason that at Zhuge Zhan's age, I should really help him pay attention, but the inertial thinking of modern people makes me very insensitive to my son's age.In the past, it was all about puppy love, okay? It's really a challenge to match the underage son Lalang.

But Zhuge Zhan didn't see it that way at all. He only knew that his little friend Sima Zhao had already decided on his fiancée Wang Yuanji. The little girl was seven years younger than him. She is a beauty, and when she grows up, she is bound to overwhelm the country.It is said that Zhuge Zhan complained in private that the competition in the marriage and love market is too fierce now, and good-looking milk dolls are booked away at the age of five, so that he is very worried about the appearance of his future wife.After thinking about it, he finally decided to act first, so that he would not have to marry a few ugly girls who were left behind.

I was angry and funny: "He has said since he was a child that he wanted to marry a beautiful wife. Why is he so obsessed at such a young age?" If you can choose one, your beauty will definitely be abandoned by them.

"Maybe it's because he's ugly?" Thinking back on Zhuge Zhan's appearance, Liu Xi also felt happy, "You can be regarded as an ordinary beauty, but Kong Ming can definitely break into the top ten handsome men of the Three Kingdoms. Looks good, why is the child born with such a mediocre appearance, could it be a mistake?"

In the past, Liu Xi always teased Zhuge Zhan with this incident, which may inadvertently caused indelible trauma to his young heart.In fact, Zhuge Zhan is not ugly, it's just that the invisible public face thrown in the crowd is destined not to blind others' dog eyes as soon as Kong Ming appears.

When he was a child, he often hugged my neck and complained: "Mom, why don't you make me look better when I was born? You see, if Daddy wasn't so handsome, you wouldn't have liked him before, right. I heard that he was a poor man at that time." What about the kid, I can’t even afford a new dress. You just have the heart to let your son lose at the starting line? When I go out, there will never be a good girl like you who will fall in love with me at first sight, woo woo woo... "

My experience of traveling thousands of miles to Nanyang to seek refuge with Kong Ming has been abused since Liu Xi came to power. People in the world don’t know the real reason why I went to seek him. Volunteering as a slave and handmaiden, she has a marriage that will never leave her.Otherwise, with the respect of my princess, even if I am in trouble, I would not commit myself to a little-known mountain villager, let alone serve him with food and clothes.

This is really a beautiful misunderstanding.And the "style" in the world's population is handsome in Zhuge Zhan's understanding.

He brooded about it.

After Sima Zhao and Wang Yuanji got engaged, Zhuge Zhan, out of curiosity, deliberately inquired about the route of the Wang family's temple fair, and took a group of friends to "encounter" on the street.Because of Wang Yuanji's long powder carvings, he was overjoyed, poked the little girl's face and flirted with her openly in front of her fiancé: "Little beauty, brother likes you, how about being my brother's wife in the future?"

I wasn't there at the time, but based on the description of the troublemaker, I guessed that Wang Yuanji must have never seen such a dude, so she cried out in an extremely shameless manner, despising him with snot and tears: "It's not good, I want to marry a jade-faced gentleman like this little brother, and I don't want to marry a black charcoal like you!" The little brother she was talking about was Sima Zhao who was standing aside and smiling calmly.

Zhuge Zhan, who was nicknamed "Heitantou", was fed a large amount of dog food without warning, and suddenly felt that he had suffered [-] points of damage. He went home and rested for two days without recovering.During that time, the face cream in my room was used up very quickly. The amount used in a month used to bottom out in half a month.

But after three months the speed of the cream was back to normal.

Through personal practice, Zhuge Zhan discovered that skin color is natural and cannot be changed by applying a few bottles of cream, and men who wear makeup are easily ridiculed.This further strengthened Zhuge Zhan's determination to marry a beautiful girl.

Since you can't be handsome like a lightning bolt, let's have a son and make him handsome like a lightning bolt.Therefore, the bear child's first adolescent troubles ended perfectly when he vowed to marry a daughter-in-law who had never been seen before or since.