Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

The army is defeated like a mountain, and the collapse of a regime may only happen in a blink of an eye.Half a year ago, Cao Cao was still the well-deserved overlord of the north. In the blink of an eye, his sphere of influence had shrunk rapidly. He retreated from the original Yong, Yu, and Yangzhou lines to the Sizhou area. All games are lost."

On the ninth day of August, Cao Pi's [-]-strong army was defeated in Yongzhou, and Sun Quan urgently ordered Zhuge Jin to enter Hanzhong to consolidate the Liu-Sun alliance.

On August [-]th, Liu Xi and Cao Cao confronted each other head-on at Wuzhang Plain. Therefore, this place was the place where Kong Ming fell in history. Liu Xi ordered Kong Ming to go to the bank of the E River to ambush to prevent the collision of life and evil. The next day, Sun Quan attacked at night. In Jianya, General Tai Shici of Eastern Wu beheaded Xia Houshang and put him under his horse.

On August 23, Cao's army retreated to Eshui, and Kong Ming, who had been prepared for a long time, burned all the food and grass, and then surrounded him. , Nearly ten thousand enemies were killed in fierce battles.

On August 28, Sima Yi suddenly turned his back on the water, sneaked into Cao Cao's camp at night, hacked him, and then raised the banner of "Rejuvenating the Han Dynasty" and surrendered to Ping'an Han. The soldiers headed west, taking advantage of the chaos to bring Yuzhou into their arms.

On the third day of September, Kong Ming led the vanguard of Pingan Han into Xudu. Liu Xie opened the gate of the palace with tears streaming down his face; Win Shi Xie's support.The next day, Pang Tong also set off to Jiaozhou to lobby Shi Xie.

On the eighth day of September, when Liu Xi arrived in Xudu, Liu Xie greeted him with the edict of Zen throne, but Liu Xi refused to accept it, and hugged and wept with him.

On the ninth day of September, Liu Xie asked Liu Xi to ascend the throne again, but Liu Xi refused, and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty knelt in front of the palace to persuade him; Zhou Yu urged Sun Quan to proclaim himself emperor, but Sun Quan refused.

On September 28, Liu Xi ascended the throne of God, moved the capital to Luoyang, and changed Yuan Taihe.The end of the Eastern Han Dynasty and the beginning of the Ping An Han Dynasty.

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Luoyang is full of flowers.

"Falling leaves seek their roots, and geese return to Luoyang." Liu Xie, who has been demoted to the king, looked forward to the reconstruction of the North and South Palaces after the disaster, and was full of emotion. "I never expected that I would have the opportunity to revisit the old place in this life."

Liu Xi stretched his waist, boldly put Liu Xie's shoulders and hooked his head to his mouth: "Let me tell you a secret, I got you a private plot in the palace, the Wanhe Palace where you lived before, from now on you Just live there, don’t thank me too much~”

I couldn't help rolling my eyes: it's still a secret, his voice can be heard even the magpies in the trees.

Looking around, I saw the shock of "WTF" on the faces of all the ministers, and Liu Xie was also stunned: "Your Majesty, this action is not in line with the ancestral system..." The adult prince stayed in the inner palace for no reason. Sexy history.

Liu Xi didn't take it seriously, waved his hands and said, "What is the ancestral system? Can I eat it?"

Liu Xie was stunned, and the civil and military officials standing behind him were also flustered in the wind. Looking at Liu Xi's expression was like looking at a mental patient, and his dumbfounded appearance was exactly the same as Liu Xie's.

I couldn't help it, and laughed out loud with a "puchi".

"Oh, brother, why don't you be so serious, you have to be happy in life, why do you care so much?" Liu Xi gave me a dissatisfied look, and turned to brainwash Liu Xie, "After the house is built, it needs to be done. For people to live in, you see I spent so much money rebuilding the North and South Palaces, there are fifty or sixty high-grade bedrooms alone, not counting the residences of maids and eunuchs, what a waste of space.”

Liu Xie looked like he saw a ghost: "Your Majesty will take over the harem in the future and spread the branches and leaves..."

Guo Jia secretly cast a glance at Liu Xi, and without saying anything, Liu Xi was startled, and confessed with lightning speed: "Weak water is three thousand, I only take a ladle to drink, it is enough."

... He can!

The long talk before entering the palace completely overturned Liu Xie's three views. Until the eunuchs sent his luggage into the Wanhe Hall, he still looked dizzy and didn't recover from the shock.Liu Xi proudly said, "You see, I'm generous, don't you? Leaving the elder brother of the Zen position in the palace to serve him with food and drink, it can be said that there is no one before or after, and he will definitely leave a strong mark in the history books."

"Hehe." I unceremoniously exposed his small plan: "Don't put gold on your face, who doesn't know that you are a cock, because you feel sorry for the five baht money that you donated to the palace of Liu Xiezao, you made such a bad plan. But you still have to pretend to be so affectionate and hypocritical!"

Liu Xi slapped the table and said angrily, "Hmph! Who gave you the courage to call the emperor a hypocrite? Are you impatient?"

This time, even the six-year-old Zhuge Zhan felt it was unbearable, and ran over to poke his uncle's cheek: "Uncle Emperor, please stop bragging, any more blowing will break the skin."

The one who answered him was Liu Xi's magical skill of "yingyingying" that has been practiced for hundreds of years: "Jiajia, I'm dying, and even Zhan'er is laughing at me, yingyingying—"

Since defeating Cao Cao, Ping'an Han breathed a sigh of relief from top to bottom, and the atmosphere in the palace became increasingly active.

I seem to have seen the Baidu entry for the founding emperor of Ping'an Han on the Internet of later generations: "Liu Xi, male, with funny attributes, known as the first convulsion emperor in history..."

I'd better go home early to wash and sleep.

Probably spent too much effort in the process of fighting against Liu Xi's convulsions. When I returned to the Princess Mansion, I was exhausted, and I was not in the mood to take care of the trivial matters in the mansion, so I fell asleep first.

When I woke up, night fell.

There are vague human voices in the ear room, and the voices of Kong Ming and Qiu Shuang can be vaguely distinguished, but the specific content cannot be heard clearly.I put on my coat, and when I approached, I realized that I was discussing the dishes for the evening: "Recently, everything has been complicated, and the princess has worked so hard that the filth has entered the body. It is better to rest and recuperate." Probably because I have a bad appetite recently, Kong Ming didn't know where to find a cook who was good at making medicinal food, and he was instructing Qiu Shuang to suggest some cooks to adjust the recipe according to my taste preference.

Seeing me, Kong Ming stopped talking and said softly, "Are you hungry? When are you going to have dinner?"

"I'm not hungry yet." I habitually looked at the wall clock on the wall, and then changed my mind, "But it's time for dinner at 06:30, otherwise Zhan'er will starve to death."

There is no pendulum in the Three Kingdoms, but Liu Xi has devoted himself to the development of science and technology in the past few years. Although the research and development of gunpowder has not made breakthrough progress, gadgets such as chime clocks, glasses, and bicycles have emerged in an endless stream, which greatly facilitate the daily life of the people. , It also brought extremely considerable income to Ping An Han's central finance.

Kong Ming smiled and said: "Zhan'er has been suspended from the post of General Tian Zong and needs to attend the morning court tomorrow. His Majesty regrets that he rises up at a young age, and specially allows him to stay in the palace and sleep an extra hour every day."

Yeah?Just now, because Guo Jia wanted to teach Zhuge Zhan the art of war, I went back to the Princess Mansion alone. I had originally agreed with Kong Ming to pick Zhuge Zhan up and go home with him after he finished his business in the afternoon. Cut off Hu.

I couldn't help frowning.Ever since Zhuge Zhan went out with Liu Xi to fight Cao Cao, the relationship between the nephew and uncle has improved by leaps and bounds. Liu Xi always takes Zhuge Zhan with him wherever he goes, and he doesn't shy away from court or court meetings.This is not a bad thing at all, Zhuge Zhan Taixiong, I really wish that someone would help me take care of the child, but the problem is that Liu Xi is a fellow now!Zhan'er is young, without the fact that Liu Xi was a woman in his previous life, what if he follows the example of his most admired uncle and becomes the same?Although I don't discriminate against BL, I really don't want my own son to find me a son-in-law to go home!

In order to ensure that I can hold my grandson smoothly in the future, I washed up early the next morning and brought the sleepy Kong Ming into the palace half an hour earlier than the scheduled time.He was forced to accompany me outside the main hall to blow the cold wind for a long time, and said helplessly: "You worry too much! Your Majesty has always acted cautiously, and Feng Xiao is not a person who does not know the importance. He will definitely not let Zhan'er see the clue. Don't say yes A child like Zhan'er, even if he observes the details of the servants, does not seem to have much insight into the inside story."

Although Liu Xi is incomprehensible in front of me, he is familiar with history books and knows the lethality of feudal ethics in ancient times.In order to avoid unnecessary troubles, even though we have exchanged our hearts with Guo Jia, we still pretend to be business-like in front of others. Except for the two close servants, Zhaocai and Jinbao, only Kong Ming and I know about it.

I understand the truth, but as a mother, I often have to think: Zhan'er is still young, if he accidentally broke into Liu Xi's bedroom and saw something that he shouldn't, wouldn't he give it to him? Childhood left an indelible shadow?Isn't it always written like this in novels, don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case!

Because of the worries in my heart, I was in a daze throughout the morning, and I didn't hear what the officials were discussing at all, until Zhuge Zhan, who was dressed in a navy blue general uniform, came out like a young adult, and solemnly suggested that Liu Xi "go all out and attack the army." Go down to Sun Quan's old lair", I just came back to my senses.

Now that the Cao Cao regime has collapsed, only Liu, Sun, and Shixie are left on the territory of the Three Kingdoms.Leaving aside Shi Xie, who is far away from the mountains and rivers, we will not mention it for the time being. On the issue of whether to attack Sun Quan, North Korea, Chinese and Wu will come and go, arguing endlessly.This is a big matter, Liu Xi listened to the opinions of a dozen officials, and finally did not make a statement, and waved his big hand: "Leave the court, we will discuss it tomorrow!"

All the officials knelt to see Liu Xi off, and when the crowds in the hall cleared, Zhuge Zhan, who had stood for nothing all morning without even drinking his saliva, sat down on the ground, blinked his big bright eyes and said pitifully to me: " Mother, give me a hug!" He was only six years old, and he stood on the ground for too long, and he didn't even want to walk.

I said unhappily: "Who told you to go to court? You should study at your age! You want to participate in politics before you can read all the words, do you understand you? Your uncle is the same, let you mess around." Even so, I still feel sorry for him, and I want to hug him when I reach out.

But Kong Ming was hard-hearted, he stopped my hand, and said with a stern face: "Stand up and walk by yourself, your mother can't hold you." Zhuge Zhan was not afraid of me at all, but he was in awe of Kong Ming—this is what I always found strange. Kong Ming never beat or scolded his children, but his father's majesty never seemed to be absent. No matter how unhappy I was, I stood up consciously, but my heart was broken because of that little expression of grievance.

——It's useless for you to stare at me. When did you see me tear down your father's platform in front of you?

Seeing that I ignored him, the pouting Zhuge Zhan finally realized the reality, and obediently followed us to the study to ask to see Liu Xi, but deliberately walked a little bit slowly along the way.

A shrewd person like Kong Ming had noticed it a long time ago, but he pretended to ignore it and continued walking down the road.I looked back at my son who was falling further and further away, and gently tugged at his sleeves, and he slowed down a little.

But really only a little bit slower.

Strict father, strict father!Intellectually, I support Kong Ming, but emotionally I can't help feeling sorry for my son. It's really a dilemma. I sighed secretly in my heart, completely lost my temper by the wit of the father and son.