Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

Heroes emerge in troubled times, capable men of the Three Kingdoms emerge in large numbers, and there is a gathering of heroes, but if you ask who is Liu Xi most afraid of, the answer is Cao Cao.He conquered the Xiongnu and Wuhuan abroad, and studied calligraphy and poetry internally. He was talented and resourceful, and was evaluated by Chen Shou as "an extraordinary person and an outstanding man in the world." They all grew up listening to Cao Cao's deeds since they were young. Not to mention that now he leads an army of 2000 to conquer, even if he came here alone, we dare not take it lightly because of his thunderous name in history.

Therefore, even though preparations for the war have long been made, Pingan Han is still facing the enemy.However, unlike the turmoil before the war, after the battle really started, there was a sense of dust settled. At least from my point of view, it was a bit suspicious of thunder and rain.

Distance weakens the sense of reality. Although I can see casualty reports from the front line every day, when life turns into numbers and falls on paper, there is always an illusion that the war is actually far away from me.

Liu Xi fought wits and courage with Cao Cao on the front line. I stayed at the base camp to eat, sleep and walk the dog. The border was raging with war, but Hanzhong was still sunny and sunny.I couldn't see those fragmented bodies, and I couldn't hear the cries of those who lost their loved ones. All I saw were a few cold numbers. There was not much difference between 4 dead and 5 dead.

I can only speculate about the bloody storm thousands of miles away from Kong Ming's concise and concise home letter and Liu Xi's good news but not bad news.

At first I was not content to hide behind and enjoy my leisure.In the past few years, I have been studying and handling government affairs with Liu Xi and Kong Ming. I think I have made progress, and this is the time when I am most willing to use practice to test the results.But Liu Xi dismissed my request to go to the front line together, with very high-sounding reasons: "The rear is also very important. I don't want my old nest to be kicked by Sun Quan or Shi Xie before Cao Cao's territory is seized." He took away the two think tanks Guo Jia and Kong Ming, leaving only Pang Tong to me, and made it the content of my graduation exam to keep Jing Xiangyi well.

The overall situation is the most important thing in the face of the situation, and my little regret is not worth mentioning in front of the big things of my family and country, but Liu Xi taught me to take the overall situation into account, but at the same time, he abducted Zhuge Zhan to the front line, and pretended to give it to him. He has the official position of "General Tian Zong", and his appointment and dismissal notices are distributed all over the country, which is simply a joke in the world!In the past 5000 years, China has never seen a general who is only five years old. Even if it is just to amuse children, this is too childish.

It is conceivable how angry I was when I saw the notice, but Liu Xi had the foresight to lead the army for hundreds of miles, even if I sent people to ride fast horses day and night, I couldn't catch up.

"When he comes back, I will beat him all over the floor!" I scolded him thousands of times as if to vent my anger, but I couldn't do it anymore. After scolding, I still could only obediently worry about Zhan'er in Hanzhong.He is only five years old!In modern times, even before primary school, Liu Xi, a psychopath, took him to the battlefield to see his broken arms and limbs. I don't know if it will leave a psychological shadow.

"Princess Mingjian! My husband didn't know that Zhan'er went out with the army. He was hidden in the chariot by the lord. When the lord called out to meet me, it was too late. My husband was powerless." Kong Ming wrote in the letter. Liu Xi is very self-aware and knows that I would like to eat him alive. Since leaving Hanzhong, he has not written a private letter to me. All the information is conveyed through official newspapers, but he is still illiterate. Under the instigation of my uncle, Zhan'er, who was in a state, wrote to me every now and then: "Mom, I'm so happy to be here, so I'm so happy..."

In ancient times, children went to school early, and Zhan’er was enlightened a year later than his peers under my intentional or unintentional connivance. In addition, both Liu Xi and I believed that getting up to read before dawn was not conducive to children’s growth and brain development, so He greatly reduced his daily study time. The gentleman hired by a large sum of money did not start his lecture until 09:30 in the morning, and he packed his things and went home at [-] o'clock, leaving Zhuge Zhan to take a nap and play all afternoon.Even so, Zhuge Zhan, who is very playful, often finds ways to skip class and be lazy. If I hadn't been watching, he would have been thankful for finishing his homework on time one day out of ten.

When the book is in use, I hate less, and Zhan'er doesn't study hard on weekdays, but when it's time to write me a letter, he makes a lot of typos, and the handwriting is so ugly that I am embarrassed to show the letter to outsiders.Liu Xi really couldn't see it, so he had to take time out of his busy schedule to care about his nephew's schoolwork. In order to improve his learning efficiency, he even specially taught Chinese Pinyin, so that he could learn more in just one month than in the past. There are many places to study every year.

I couldn't help complaining: If I knew this earlier, why bother!When I wanted to teach Zhan'er Pinyin, Liu Xi stopped me desperately, saying that it was easy to confuse with English and not let me learn it, and insisted that his nephew start learning the Three Character Classic like a turtle from the Three Kingdoms.I was puzzled and said, "Why do you want him to learn English? He can't use it." During the Three Kingdoms period, England was far from being a country. It is conservatively speculated that it was probably still in a feudal society, and whether English was spoken was still open to question.When I first traveled to the Three Kingdoms, I half understood what the people around me said. Because Liu Xi was a history major before the time travel, he had a little knowledge of ancient Chinese, but compared to me, he was just fifty steps away. Just step.If it hadn't been covered up by the name of stupidity, the two of us would have been exposed long ago.

What's more, the traffic was so blocked in ancient times, even if England's common language is similar to modern English, it is impossible for him to travel across the ocean to use it.

Liu Xi was very determined: "The child learns the language very quickly. With the two of us talking English to him, it doesn't take him much time to learn it. Besides, as your child, can't he even speak English properly?" ? Be careful that your great-grandmother will get up from the ground and beat you after she finds out!"

Hehe, great-grandmother will not be born until 2000.

Without the help of pinyin, Zhuge Zhan was a joyful and mischievous person, and his reading was messy.From this point of view, Liu Xi took Zhaner to the front line to at least improve his academic performance. He couldn't even write his name a month ago, and he blamed his father for giving him too complicated a name, so he strongly demanded to change his name. "Wang Yi", this month has already been able to write the three big characters of "Zhuge Zhan" in a similar manner.It's a pity that it may be because of Guo Jia's pressure to practice calligraphy. At first glance, his handwriting is quite Guo Jia's style, and it doesn't inherit Kong Ming's strength of character at all, and it is even farther away from my handwriting.

Having a son who is neither like a father nor a mother really discourages the enthusiasm of being a mother.Two years ago, when Zhan'er was still a baby, I still wanted to add a younger sister to him, and I made up the word "good". Later, Zhan'er was so naughty, it was like "not going to the house for three days" A true portrayal, tossing, I no longer dare to have a second child-if there is another devil in the world, I will not be able to live this day.Among Zhuge Zhan's many deeds, teasing the maid by pissing in the food is already in the category of pediatrics. One of the most absurd things he has done is to falsely pass on Liu Xi's order, tricking the clerk into drafting a copy of his first professorship. Teacher Ye's "distribution of frontier" documents successfully sent the respected old gentleman to the barren land.

Liu Xi burst out laughing after learning about it: "This kid is so interesting, I like it!" He insisted on stopping the feather duster I was holding high, but he suffered retribution the next day.In order to repay his uncle, Zhuge Zhan, who knew how to repay his kindness, spent a whole day choosing the most beautiful maid in the mansion, and delivered it to his uncle's bed in person.

That time, before Liu Xi had time to react, Guo Jia had already carried Zhuge Zhan out and punished him to kneel alone in the corridor for three hours, and it was useless for me to come to plead for mercy.

Me: "Although Zhan'er did something wrong, but he is still so young, what if something goes wrong with his knees? We modern people should raise children scientifically, present facts and reason to children, and resolutely oppose corporal punishment!"

"I know, I know." Liu Xi nodded in agreement, "But it was Guo Jia's punishment, I can't help you." The shy little daughter-in-law almost blinded the eyes of the onlookers.

I was speechless and defeated, and ran home in despair, begging Kong Ming to beg his son, who knew that Kong Ming was also cruel, and would not save him: "A loving mother loses her son, Zhan'er is lawless, you should be more restrained."

I watched the sundial pass by for three hours, and finally waited until the crying Zhaner was released after serving his sentence. Kong Ming said, "You don't need to feel sorry for him. In my opinion, he has never learned his lesson."

Sure enough, Zhuge Zhan gritted his teeth when he saw that I was neither crying nor fussing: "Godfather is too much, I cried for him and he still didn't let me go, I pretended to be dizzy and was pinched by him." It's a pain in the ass! I don't want to be with him again!"

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I wondered and asked Kong Ming, "Zhan'er is still pretending to be dizzy. Where do you think he learned this?" Although he has a lot of tricks, he is young after all. If no one demonstrates and instigates him, I'm afraid it won't be like this Ghost.What a mother is most afraid of is that her child will be abused by others. If you let me know which little eunuch or maid gave him such a bad idea, I promise not to beat him to death.

Kong Ming looked at me: "When Zhan'er knelt down, the lord secretly visited him and told him to show his weakness."

So, after kneeling for two hours and crying to no avail, my son finally decided to pretend to be dead?

What to do if the child is too bear?Urgent, wait online!

Although Xiongzi hates chickens and dogs, he must do what he says. After this incident, Zhan'er really never "good" with Guo Jia anymore. Even if he saw him, he didn't look good. Making funny faces at him makes us grown-ups angry and funny.The most helpless thing is that he actively encouraged his father to "one-on-one" with Guo Jia, and even told Kong Ming, "If you lose the competition, don't come into our house again, I feel ashamed!" beat.Even Kong Ming, an "elegant" person who believes in the religion of killing people without seeing blood, couldn't help throwing away his self-cultivation and shaking his fists, let alone other uncles and aunts.Every time Shi Guangyuan saw Nephew Zhuge, it was like sparks hitting the earth. Lin Yuejie and him always broke up, and even his cousin Zhugejuan didn't welcome him.

Zhan'er also felt reasonable: "My younger sister is not fun at all, she cries when I pull her face, her nose and tears are smeared together, it's so ugly!" He said solemnly, a sister who won't let her face be pulled is not a good sister!

It is said that my nephew is like my uncle. I was born late and never experienced Liu Xi's worst period, but judging from the descriptions of the elders, even Liu Xi in the first period was not like this. Yu Lan.My husband and I took great pains to correct our son's character. Kong Ming even wanted to send him to the academy for a period of time, but Mr. Shui Jing flatly refused. I'm afraid it's not suitable to live under the same roof." For the sake of his daughter's face, he also went all out.

So this time Zhuge Zhan was taken to the battlefield by Liu Xi, and Shi Guangyuan's eccentric evaluation of "the disaster will last for a thousand years" is actually not unreasonable.Not long after, I heard the news that Cao Pi scolded Kong Ming for plotting to steal the country in the city, and even pushed his five-year-old son to the position of general after Liu Xi "death".It is said that Zhan'er, who was standing on the city wall at that time, retorted clearly: "How can you kill a chicken with a bull's knife? It is more than enough to deal with a five-year-old child like you." Zhuge Zhan, who is calm in battle, still makes me infinitely proud.

I have raised bear children for several years and have been bullied all the time. Now it is finally time to let them out to bully others. This feeling is really good.

Zhuge Zhan, my mother supports you in the distant Hanzhong!You have to live up to it!