Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

The eighth day of April in the 13th year of Jian'an was supposed to be the big day for Liu Xi and Sun Shangxiang to get married, but Kong Ming and I put our hair up in a bun and put on common clothes, and the other bowed our spines and looked like philistines. We pretended to be a couple of tea vendors and set off for the north.

Probably because my appearance was too funny. As soon as I showed up, girls such as Chun Hong and Xia Lu couldn't stop laughing. Kong Ming also laughed before saying anything, pretending to be a filial and virtuous husband and making fun of me: "Don't worry, my lady. As a husband, I will work hard in the future and earn gold and silver for my wife to spend as she pleases."

"Well, sure." I looked at the false beard he had stuck to the crowd, and thought it was novel and funny, "I'm in charge of being beautiful and beautiful, and you are in charge of earning money to support the family. It's such a happy decision!"

"No!" Kong Ming cupped his hands in a good-tempered manner, and quickly ordered a group of guys who had just met for the first time today to help him, "Did you hear that? Load all these goods into the car, don't delay my father's money to support his wife! XX's, the sun is going to burn your ass, you want to keep XX, right?"

He actually swears!I stared dumbfounded at Kong Ming, with his hips akimbo, yelling at the servants, his complacency, as if he had just made a fortune, and I couldn't be more disillusioned.No wonder people often say that marriage is the tomb of love. I haven’t even spent my honeymoon yet, so I already have the illusion that I will never love again...

When I saw Kong Ming flirtatiously flattering the sly-eyed city guards with ease, the group of grass-mud horses in my heart were already familiar with it, and I was no longer willing to condescend to run out for a walk around.

It turns out that if necessary, Kong Ming can also be so down-to-earth.In my heart, I silently lit a wax for the image of being as noble and handsome as a god in my heart.

In the Three Kingdoms, scholars disdain business, so except for a very small number of children from aristocratic families who mainly sell tea, most of the tea vendors have never been to private schools, and they only memorized some commonly used Chinese characters, which is of low quality.Kong Ming is very dedicated to his work. In order to show the performance level, he always speaks a few nasty words when communicating with people, which makes me panic.Can you imagine that the tortoise who usually doesn't look sideways when talking to women suddenly starts to speak nasty jokes proficiently?If he hadn't insisted on wearing that suffocating gown with a straight skirt, I would have wondered if he had been passed through like me.

It was astonishing as if a new world had opened up.

Kong Ming, who is covered in copper stink, I have already regarded as ordinary, but when we get along day and night, he challenges my limit every day.

Kong Ming took off the shirt skirt on his body, and threw it to me quickly: "Why are you standing there, why don't you put it away for me?"

"Why?" I ignored him, and let myself lie down on the bed, "My princess is tired today, and I'm going to rest now, so stay where you are cool!"

Because the relationship between the tea merchant family is intricate, it is easy to reveal the truth by pretending to be random, so Kong Ming positioned us as a small tea dealer who had just become the shopkeeper, and with his blood, he wanted to sell the good tea from his hometown to Beidi.According to Kong Ming's logic, young couples of tea vendors who are in their entrepreneurial stage will generally put all their money on the goods, and will never have the leisure to spend money to enjoy life.

"I'm going to trouble the princess to suffer for my husband." Before leaving, Kong Ming said with sincerity, but anyone with ears could hear the gloating in his tone.Although bodyguards can be regarded as followers, according to the usual practice, they are not servants, and rough men can't do the delicate work of washing and cooking, so they only care about the bodyguards and don't care about other things.Feng Cha's apparent identity is the apprentice of "Treasurer Kong". I don't know what tasks Kong Ming secretly assigned. Can rely on the two of us to support ourselves.

However, I managed to get rid of my identity as a maid, and now let me go back to serve him?I can smear his face with vegetable oil!

Kong Ming had a bad stomach, and he knew that I was not willing, but he didn't force it. He just said that he wanted to make a bet with me, whoever lost would do the housework—the three main tasks were washing clothes, washing feet, and packing luggage. Others such as cooking, washing dishes, and making quilts are all free because of staying in a hotel.

I shook my head like a rattle: "Who wants to bet with you? Don't even think about it!" Think I'm a fool?I have never won a bet with him, even if it is a piece of wood that does not know how to adapt, after suffering so many losses, it is time to learn how to behave.Besides, even if I had a chance to win, why should I bet on housework?Today is different from the past, now I am the ruler and he is the minister, what did Dong Zhongshu say?The king wants the minister to die, the minister has to die!

"You are so lazy to shake the world." Kong Ming sighed, and resignedly brought clean water from the outside to wash the clothes.

So 10 minutes later, I found that my good white skirt had turned into navy blue.

"You are amazing." I trembled with anger, and praised him with raised eyebrows, "I made a blue dress for me in minutes, and it was dyed evenly."

"I didn't expect it to be dyed." Kong Ming spread his hands covered with soap scum, and rarely showed a cute expression similar to that of Papao God. "You should take care of it in advance. Clothes of different colors need to be washed separately."

So, blame me?

I glared at him, undecided whether to comfort him or not.After all, it was his first time doing laundry...

"My lady, don't be angry." Before I could make a decision, Kong Ming apologized first, "How about I make an apology for you?" For some reason, Kong Ming claimed that he was just a handyman, and he earned his salary because he was married. These are respectable and therefore extra humble to me.

...Since he offered it, I will reluctantly agree.

White gas gushes out from the wooden barrel continuously, making the whole room hot, homely and beautiful.

The ancients took cold showers more often in summer, but only people like me who are used to water heaters in modern times are hypocritically obsessed with hot water.Therefore, in order to save energy, most of the inns will not open the bathhouse when the weather is hot, and only leave a small stove to burn some hot water for emergencies. If guests need it, they have to spend time waiting at the kitchen door. The shop waiter with a lot of work will give a few dissatisfied eyes.

"Don't embarrass Boss Kong too much, don't you know? He is actually a son-in-law." After a few days, I overheard the conversation between the two mistresses, "Yesterday he told our young master himself that he needs Relying on the breath of his wife to survive, not only has to serve the woman to bathe her feet, but also has the courage to take a concubine, life is difficult..."

They walked through the corridor, and couldn't hear the words behind them, but looking closely at the expressions of the handymen, there was a vague sense of contempt.A weak husband is a great shame to any man who was born and raised in the Three Kingdoms.At the beginning, I didn't understand the reason for Kong Ming's self-deprecation, but when Kong Ming and I turned around from the outside and saw a red lantern hanging outside the house from a distance, I suddenly felt blessed.

She was a delicate beauty, with picturesque eyebrows, and a romantic personality. Even if I was a woman, I couldn't help but feel pity for the inadvertent sadness in her eyes.Her two hands folded in front of her chest, and her wide sleeves covered her skin, which made her figure more graceful and elegant. Yingying bowed down and stood up, and when she raised her head, her face was covered with tears: "Daddy is going to marry my slave to a ruffian." , my family didn’t want to, so I escaped in the middle of the night... I was penniless in a hurry... I only knew Mr. Kong, a kind man..."

A scene where a daughter is in trouble, it is obvious that she has defected to her lover.

I looked at her frail body and neat as new clothes, and thought to myself that this lie was too untechnical, let alone as smart as Kong Ming, even I could see the flaws at a glance.However, maybe some people will take this set.Feng Cha had already stared straight at his eyes, with a dumbfounded expression, as if he had forgotten how to speak.As for Kong Ming... he is as calm as ever, and he still adheres to the policy of letting things go, and only focuses on me.

I am a princess, if Kong Ming wants to take a beautiful woman on the road, he must first ask for my consent.

But if I agree, will he really dare to take this delicate "servant" on the road?I raised my eyebrows: "It's up to you to decide."

"How dare, how dare!" Kong Ming was so frightened that he wiped his sweat, "Miss, please go back, don't worry about restlessness in the next house!"

Later, Kong Ming told me that this Miss Yang was the goddaughter of a wealthy family in the city. Her master liked Liu Xi's potential, so he wanted to be a beauty: "It is said that she is defecting to me, but in fact she is just using my hand to make a connection. The ladder is still the prince's idea."

I deliberately challenged him: "Prince Pingan, how can she, a little goldfinch, think about it? In my opinion, her godfather has great ambitions, but she has other ideas. The prince who is far away has never met. My heart has already been tied to Junjie in front of me."

"Should I be pleased that you praised me as a 'junjie'?" Kong Ming raised his forehead with a headache, "Yang's godfather spent thousands of dollars to buy two taels of new tea, such a big deal, and the picture is so big, I'm afraid he can't look down on a mere Zhonglang Will."

... Well, Kong Ming's straight hook really caught Liu Xi a big fish with a lot of money.

For this trip, we actually brought three carts of luggage, all of which were high-grade green tea carefully roasted by the tea mother, which was fresh, tender and fragrant.But the tea in Xiangyang is not famous.

Although the Three Kingdoms was more than [-] years away from the birth of the "Tea Classic" written by Lu Yu, the tea sage of the Tang Dynasty, the custom of making tea and chatting has already become a common practice in the upper class.People in the Three Kingdoms are fond of tea, especially good tea with mellow aroma. Although West Lake Longjing, Dongting Biluochun, and Lushan Yunwu are famous in later generations, although their production places and names are slightly different, their excellent taste has gradually become popular among various teas. Word of mouth spread among customers.Even among ordinary people who only drink coarse tea, one out of ten has heard of the predecessors of the top ten famous teas in the future.As for Xiangyang's specialty "Xiangyang tea"?Sorry, no one has heard of it.

This is not a problem at all.

We were originally in the business of selling dog meat under the guise of sheep, and the tea was just a cover. Kong Ming hid under the fig leaf of selling tea and secretly contacted various heroes who were interested in making political investments in King Ping'an, and they were actually making money.It seems like a good deal to trade a small drop of water in exchange for a daily spring of repayment, but it is actually extremely risky.Don't say that Liu Xi is currently living in a place of size. Whether he can really rule the world in the future is still unknown. Even if he succeeds, how can these "tea lovers" guarantee a satisfactory return?They have invested tens of millions of five baht, so they are not afraid to feed the white-eyed wolf?Without a modern and mature angel investment system, Kong Ming didn't even bring a receipt to the investor after receiving the money, which is really no guarantee.

Kong Ming didn't take it seriously, he put his posture high, waved his feather fan and said leisurely: "My lord has a saying: 'Jiang Taigong fishes, and those who wish will be hooked'."

Since he received the first payment, although he was still wearing sackcloth and rags, he was already full of ambitions. He spoke and walked with high spirits, vividly interpreting the image of a newborn calf with a smooth career.He was originally a dog-like person, and he was a small businessman with a small surplus of money. His family background was more than that of the top and the bottom was more than that of the bottom. Along the way, he attracted many unsuspecting Xiaojiabiyu's glances.

Feng Cha poked me on the shoulder secretly: "Princess, you should take care of it. Although the master is not thinking about this, it is still..."

"Whatever he likes, I don't care!" Kong Ming is not a lustful person, and he swore to Liu Xi and me that "the weak water is three thousand, just ask for a spoonful to drink", so I don't believe what he will do. I'm sorry for the matter, so I am very sure, "If he really has a crush on someone, I will give him a golden house to hide his beauty!

"You, you!" Mr. Zhong Lang, who heard the words in the inner room, let out a sigh of relief, and looked at me with indulgent and doting eyes.

The author has something to say: Thanks for the second landmine that the foodie didn’t explain!

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