Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

According to what Kong Ming said in the letter, he specifically asked Zhou Yu for the Little Jingba to relieve my boredom, but after I thought about it carefully, Zhou Yu might not be so generous given the relationship between Sun and Liu who are both enemies and friends.

"This dog was originally found by Zhou Yu as a birthday present for Xiao Qiao." Don't say I am ignorant, even if I am as knowledgeable as Liu Xi, I have never seen such a pure breed of Pekingese in the Three Kingdoms. As soon as I got the news, I couldn't bear it anymore, and ran to my house to look at the diorama, "Xi Zuo said, Zhuge Liang had a bad idea when he saw the dog, and made a bet with Zhou Yu with it as a lottery—bet that he could be in the dog's house." Prepare the [-] arrows needed to attack Cao within three days!"

The famous straw boat borrowing arrows!I couldn't help but look at the lazy dog ​​lying on the threshold basking in the sun, sleeping soundly with its two cute paws clutching its ears.

It can be related to such a major historical event, and it can be regarded as a famous name in history.

"Oh, let me take you back and play for a few days. I like this kind of cute little creature that can't walk on the fat ground the most. I can't resist it at all!" Our whole family is a dog lover. It's a man's shell, but there is still a pink and tender girl's heart in the bones, and regardless of whether it will disturb the puppy's dream, he wakes it up forcefully and kisses fiercely, "Hey, don't bite me, If you don't bite me, I will give you meat and bones..."

Seeing an eight-foot-long old man acting coquettishly and cutely in front of me with a thin voice, I was overwhelmed: "Don't do this, it's ruining your image too much." Just now Liu Xi waved the dog The way Claw greeted me was horrifying. If Guo Jia was here, he would definitely force him to go to the hospital to see his insanity.It's so scary!

"...Forget it." Liu Xi also felt that hugging a dog was not in line with his style of painting, and said regretfully, "Then put it here with you, and you will take good care of it for me. If I want to play, I will come and have a look. "

This is no problem, I readily agree.

"Hey, why did I dress up as a man? It's really tiring." Liu Xi suddenly sighed, looking at me full of resentment, "It would be great if I also dressed up as a princess. I don't even want to be a man! Why does God treat me like this!"

"Hahaha, it's probably because you were too tough in your previous life, so God thinks you have the wrong gender, and I will correct you in this life—" Because Liu Xi's tone was a half-truth and half-false complaint, so I also teased it in a joking tone He, but he met his condemning eyes in the middle of the sentence, his heart tightened suddenly, and he suddenly realized that maybe he really had a grudge against women wearing men.

Gender identification has been basically completed in childhood. Liu Xi loved wearing skirts since she was a child, and she was even more proud of her curvy figure when she grew up. But now, she can no longer worry about which necklace to wear in front of the mirror.

Even though so much time has passed, after accepting the reality, it is inevitable that you will still feel stuffy when you think about it occasionally, right?

"You have to think like this." I'm not used to such an emotional Liu Xi, so I tried to comfort him, "If we were both women, we would probably be at the mercy of Cao Cao. The reason why the ministers and guards in the palace were I am willing to listen to your orders not only because I am impressed by your ability and means, but more importantly because you are the son of Emperor Han Ling, a prince who can bring hope to the big man."

Although Liu Xi never mentioned it to me, I observed it attentively and caught some clues.There were actually many people behind our successful escape. The eunuchs and maids with shallow eyelids might be able to buy them with a lot of money, but the ministers and guards might not be able to see the few chips in Liu Xi's hands at that time.

What's more, there is Liu Xie.

On the eve before leaving the palace, Liu Xie, who never visited me at night, invited me to dinner on a whim, and said a lot of specious care.Before leaving, he excused that I liked the gold leaves on his table, and specially ordered the eunuch to open the warehouse to find some bigger ones to give to me: "The princess just stared at the leaves for a long time, since she likes them, let her play with them." .”

He was completely talking nonsense.At that time, I was just pretending to be crazy and stupid, and I didn't notice what was on his table at all.

Later, those few golden leaves were exchanged by Liu Xi for five baht coins and saved Qian Chao's life, and Qian Chao saved Liu Xi's life in crisis several times...

"So, why do you want to time travel? I managed to survive until graduation, and I didn't have time to enjoy it for a few years." Liu Xi's clear eyes rarely restrained the sharpness of the past, and muttered in his mouth, "If your time travel is for Met Zhuge Liang and then made love to each other—don’t stare at me, I think you will be accepted by him sooner or later—then what is the purpose of my time travel? It’s not to let me experience being a man forever The taste of the world?"

"Why didn't you say that you came to save the people from the fire and water!" I pretended to be relaxed in my answer, and I couldn't help but feel worried.Although Liu Xi has convulsions from time to time, he is definitely not the kind of literary fan who would think about the meaning of life for no reason, "What happened to you?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I feel uncomfortable after not fighting recently, so I want to talk to you about life and ideals." Liu Xi laughed, bared his teeth, and instantly changed back to the wise and mighty King Pingan, and the general had already run away. The topic of traveling thousands of miles was brought back, "I heard that Kong Ming specially explained that he wanted to name this dog Papao. Is there any allusion?"

"Don't change the subject." A person who has never been weak suddenly shows a soft side, which is always easy to cause uneasiness, "I am the only one who understands you best in this world. If you have something in your heart, don't say it. Hold it for a long time." It's going to be heartbreaking."

"What can I do? You're thinking too much." Liu Xi didn't avoid my gaze, but she still didn't want to talk deeply.She has been like this since she was a child, she is confident even when she is lying, and she is never afraid to look into the other person's eyes.

But that doesn't make the lie the truth.I guessed: "Could it be a pre-marital phobia?" Sun Quan had just agreed to the marriage contract and he was abnormal, and the more I thought about it, the more likely it was.

"What kind of premarital phobia? If you want to be afraid, you should also be afraid of Sun Shangxiang, okay? I'm a man. I don't want to see her throw her in the room and stay alone in the empty boudoir. What can she do to me?" Liu Xi rolled his eyes and said, completely from the previous Out of the negative emotions, he insisted, "Tell me quickly, why this dog is called Pa Pa Pao, the name is really strange."

"Uh." Knowing that Liu Xi had made up his mind not to reveal his words, I suppressed the regret in my heart and said quietly, "When I was in that cottage, I told Kong Ming a cold joke about the famous people of the moment——Zhou Yu Race against Sun Quan, which one is faster?"

"Why haven't I heard this joke before?" I could almost hear Liu Xi's sudden relaxed breathing, but his voice was as steady as ever, "Which one is faster?"

"Yu Kuai (happy)"

Liu Xi didn't bring it up just now, and almost choked to death.

Later facts proved that Kong Ming was very knowledgeable about dogs.Although Papao has short legs and a fat body, it looks like a round glutinous rice dumpling, but it does run extremely fast. It only takes 100 seconds to run [-] meters. Referring to its body shape, it can be called super fast.The only bad thing is that it is surprisingly lazy. It can lie on its stomach and never sit, and it can sit and never squat.If you are angry enough to kick him, as long as it is not hungry, it will whimper at most, and there is no way it will turn around and bite you—it will bite you lazily.

"How did such a good-tempered dog bite the county magistrate at the beginning?" Mrs. Qiao, the wife of Wang Min's family, hugged Shunmao, very puzzled. When I entered the door, he even helped me carry my shoes. I couldn’t be happier.” Because Liu Xi and I are used to wearing slippers indoors, it’s a fashion among Jingxiang natives, especially those like Qiao’s who rely on flattery to climb. Liu Xi's "sycophant" actively followed suit.

"The county magistrate was hungry that time, and he only became a little bloody when he was hungry. Xia Lu caught this to train him." The stupid dog begging for rewards couldn't help but take a look at Xia Lu's dog training methods, "Running is lazy and greedy, as long as there is food, he doesn't even want to move. Xia Lu only feeds it leftovers on weekdays , it did the correct action of lifting the shoe before giving it meat, and it took a month of teaching little by little before it could barely learn.” This method can not only develop the dog’s intelligence but also help the dog lose weight. When the news that Kong Ming won Nanjun was sent back to Xiangyang, the best time in the [-]-meter race had already broken through the eight-second mark.

Qiao praised skillfully: "As expected of the dog raised by the princess, it is much smarter than ordinary dogs."

"Where is there." Even after being a princess for so many years, I am still not used to being flattered by others. Wife, I haven't congratulated Madam on double happiness yet."

"Thanks to the favor of the prince and the princess." Speaking of her son, Qiao's mouth unconsciously overflowed with a smile, but it soon disappeared into wrinkles, showing worry, "Achi is weak in body and bones, no more than those rough-skinned and thick-skinned ones." The rough man is good at fighting, and I am really worried that he will not be able to bear the high hopes of the prince." Qiao has a loving mother's heart, fearing that the sword will hurt her son in the battlefield, so she begged me many times to transfer Wang Chi to a civilian position, but she still refused. .

Wang Chi's official position was originally bought with money. Liu Xi was first settled in Xiangyang and urgently needed to cultivate his own influence, so he established Wang Min, who had donated a lot of money and followed him to the death, as a model of loyalty, and was appointed an official to show his kindness Pet, to attract more people with lofty ideals to vote.It's a pity that Wang Chi is an ignorant dandy, even with the restrictions of military law, he still has three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, and he has no awareness of being a man with his tail between his legs.

Heretic ways can only be used as a stepping stone, and cannot become a magic weapon for one's life.

He Dacheng traveled south and north with Yiji and just became a hundred households, but Wang Chi was powerless but became a general as soon as he joined the rank, and there were many dissatisfied in the army.Even though I only take care of general affairs and never go to the army, I have heard many stories about him being run on and teased by others.

I also don't want to accept Wang Chi to spoil the hard-working atmosphere of the Princess Mansion, so I excused: "I only have offending errands like reducing the number of people here, which is not as simple as training soldiers in the army. Lying on the bed to recuperate, are you really willing to let Wang Chi come to help me?"

"Really?" Qiao's was still a low-status merchant a year ago. The idea of ​​people not fighting with officials was deeply rooted in his bones, and he had an innate awe of imperial power. "It depends on the owner to beat a dog. Is there such a bold person?"

I sneered: "Let's not say it's Ma Di, but they don't even pay attention to me."

After the conscription order was issued, the local officials who had previously lied about their population were miserable, and Jilin County could barely gather four-figure recruits.I thought of the plausible words of the county magistrate Jilin before, and specially sent someone to tie him up to Xingshi for questioning.

Unexpectedly, the county magistrate of Jilin had no intention of admitting his mistake at all, and instead of saying that he was wronged, he even said bluntly that the mountain people under his command did not want to join the army, and how white and white he would be to wash himself off: "The princess doesn't know something, There are unruly people in the poor mountains and rivers, the people in the mountains are tough, and the mountain people dare to rush even the county magistrate. Three years ago, a parent official died under the knife of the mob in less than a month after taking office. He is really uneducated!" The implication is that There was nothing he could do.

I was amused: "Then tell me about it, why did the parents and officials die so miserable three years ago, and suddenly they are loved by the mountain people when they come to you?"

"Hmm." The county magistrate paused for half a second, and argued forcefully, "The lower officials love the people like their own sons, and they do their best to care for the people. Although the mountain people are arrogant, they are not completely ignorant of good and bad, so..."

"Does that mean that the mountain people are still reasonable?" This tone was really quick, "Why didn't the county magistrate tell them the truth of defending the country? Although the mountain people are arrogant, they are not completely ignorant Anyway, the truth that there are no eggs in a full nest still makes sense."

"The mountain people are short-sighted and have no national righteousness in their hearts. No matter how hard the officials talk, it will not help." The county magistrate of Jilin continued to lie with his eyes open and refused to mention the false report of the population. The gain outweighs the loss, so I boldly ask the princess to take back her order, reduce the military service in Jilin County, and stabilize the people's hearts."

Hehe, dare I say it, I lost the patience to talk nonsense with him: "Come here, tie up this official who works hard and loves the people like a son, and throws him in a prison to protect him, or he will become a lackey of the imperial court." , I'm afraid they will be hacked to death by the rioting mountain people."

"Princess, think twice!" the county magistrate yelled, his expression changed, but he still insisted on continuing the play, and said in a dying struggle, "It's not that I'm trying to shirk, it's not that I don't want to, I really can't! The truth of what you said is not only in Jilin, but also in neighboring counties such as Fensun and Hujing, princess!"

"Don't worry, I will go to their county magistrates about Fensun and Hujing's problems, and tell them that you reminded me by the way, so that they don't forget to remember your kindness in the future." Xi Zhen, Xi Wen With limited energy, it is impossible to go deep into every township and county for on-the-spot investigation, so I plan to check the list of townships and counties that have falsely reported their population by comparing the number of conscripts with the number of grain distribution people.The ridge problem is not the most serious, but it happens to be used as bait for fishing, so I kept him jumping for a few more days, and now it's the end of the day, "Don't worry, there will be one soon Many county magistrates went to the prison to accompany you."

The magistrate of Jipurn screamed loudly, but he was quickly dragged away. If there is no accident, he will be executed after autumn.