Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

I started to pack up and prepare for a long journey.

In fact, there is nothing to clean up. In Nanyang for several years, I have been struggling on the poverty line. Two summer clothes and one winter clothes are all my belongings.Thinking back to when I came here, there were still a few phoenix hairpins in the package to support the scene, but I felt that the years flew by and I felt frustrated.

Apart from falling in love with someone who shouldn't be loved, and having a self-written and self-acted yellow beam dream, he has accomplished nothing.

Fortunately, I finally woke up.

Ah Xiang held my hand reluctantly: "There is still a war in the east, do you really want to leave? Even if your brother suddenly sent a message and is eager to reunite, you shouldn't play with your life..." Her wedding date is set in May, and we will meet each other. In my heart, I naturally hope that I can eat her wedding banquet before going out.

But I no longer want to stay in this sad place of Nanyang.

Back then, I came to Nanyang because I had nowhere to go after running away from home, and I had to find a place away from the flames of war to settle down, and secondly, I came to meet Kong Ming, whom I had always admired since my previous life.Now that the times have changed, the person you admire is no longer what you imagined, and the girl who was down and out in the past has also returned to her heart.

My elder sister, Bella, was a compatriot with my mother in the previous life, and traveled with me for thousands of years in this life, and her soul was attached to a silly prince named Liu Xi.Ten years ago, when we woke up from the same plane crash and saw ourselves shrunken in each other's eyes, we almost thought we were back in time.However, throughout my childhood, I have never worn such an exquisite Hanfu Ruqun, and it is impossible for priceless antique utensils to be randomly placed in places that are obviously easy to be knocked and damaged like street stalls, let alone where I can see them That monotonous bright yellow that seems as dazzling as the sun.

Bella screamed: "Why did I dress up as a man, I don't want to be a long xx!"

I can understand her grief and indignation. She was changed by the time-traveling master for no reason. Unless she is transsexual, anyone will go crazy.However, the palace rules are strict and loud noises are strictly prohibited. Her roar was so horrific that Emperor Han Ling, who was lying ill and dying for several days, was frightened and heartbroken. Just like that, he drove west.

Fortunately, Bella was speaking authentic Mandarin, which was very different from the official language of the Han Dynasty. No one in the palace could understand it except me. It was also fortunate that Bella was a foolish prince, and she was more than three years old. We can only drool with a calm face, otherwise we might be accused of deliberately murdering the emperor on the first day of crossing, and be buried with Emperor Han Ling as a typical rebellious son.

I remember very clearly that it was April of the sixth year of Zhongping. The Han Ling Emperor Liu Hong, who was supposed to be our reliance, died of illness in the Jiade Hall of Nangong. Prince Pingan Liu Xi and I were arrested for "disrespecting the emperor" and "disrespecting the emperor". Empress He ordered her feet to be grounded for self-reflection, and she never even saw her father's coffin.

Three days later, we got the news from the chats of the court ladies that Empress He's son Liu Bian succeeded to the throne and changed Yuan Guangxi.

Bella sneered: "Emperor Ling prefers Liu Xie, who was born to Wang Meiren, but Empress He fabricated an oral order to pass the throne, insisting that Liu Bian's succession is reasonable and legal, and his name is justified. It's a big laugh!" The School of History, who was awarded the title of associate professor at a young age, specializes in studying the history of the Eastern and Western Han Dynasties, and is naturally familiar with the history of the subjugation of the late Han Dynasty.She told me that Empress He was the daughter of a butcher. When she was young, she was just an inconspicuous court lady in Ye court.

I said worriedly: "We are still young and have no independent ability. Before we become adults, we have to look up to Queen He. But she has a fierce and tough personality, and her methods are arrogant. She speaks one word in the palace and shakes her prestige. With such a personality, I want to be with her. It’s not easy for subordinates to make a living.”

"Why do you care about her, what kind of onion is she!" Bella raised her legs in a very (female) manly way.Ever since she inexplicably changed her gender, she has been broken.So far, it seems that she has adapted very well, "Empress He is a grasshopper after autumn, and she will not be able to jump for a few days. Next year, Dong Zhuo will lead the army into Luoyang, abolish Liu Bian, and establish Liu Xie. Her good days will come to an end. Hmph Hmph, if I remember correctly, she should have been poisoned to death by Dong Zhuo in the end, on the third day of September next year. Just wait and see, from April this year to August next year, there will be one scene after another in Luoyang city. The good show on the field will keep you dizzying and exciting."

With Liu Xi's science popularization, I became more calm and less afraid when facing Queen He.So, when Empress He slapped me hard because I didn't eat the last grain of rice in the bowl before her mood turned bad, I fell to the ground and was able to calmly smirk at her. The image of Fei's stupid girl is vividly interpreted.

Liu Xi was so angry that she wished she could pounce on Empress He and bite her: "The crazy woman deceives people too much, drinking poisonous wine is too cheap for her, bear with it any longer, and after this time, my sister will avenge you."

"No need." I heard my calm voice, "It's just a dying person, why bother with him."

Liu Xi and I are twins, both born in the midsummer of the fourth year of Zhongping, and now under the age of four, still at the age without human rights.Because our biological mother, Chen Meiren, passed away early, and we were alone and helpless in the palace, it is obviously unwise to hate our aunt.Even if Empress He is about to die, pinching the two of us to death now is as easy as pinching an ant to death.

Liu Xi was just impulsive. After calming down, he thought further than me: "Queen He is nothing to be afraid of, but Dong Zhuo and Cao Cao are not easy to get along with. You can hide your strength and bide your time by pretending to be crazy, but if you don't prepare for danger in times of peace, one day you will be ruthlessly obliterated. "

The stupidity brought out from the mother's womb is a very practical cover. Empress He is jealous, Liu Hong's harem is three thousand, but only four of her children grow up safely. It was Empress Dowager Dong and Liu Hong's favoritism, while Liu Xi and I survived entirely because of the foolish protective colors on our bodies.

There have long been rumors in the palace that the foolishness of me and Liu Xi and the inadequacy of Chen Meiren after giving birth are all the masterpieces of Empress He, but since Liu Hong fell ill, no one dared to mention this past.

Since stupidity is an innate attribute of the original owner of the body, there is no special opportunity, neither Liu Xi nor I can suddenly perform a drama of restoring IQ.But it's not easy being stupid.In order to win the trust of others, I was disheveled all day long, and my eyes were dull. The first thing I did every morning was to put a big red flower on my head, and I sat in the room for a whole day.Liu Xi was even more ruthless, stepping on the broken porcelain with bare feet in front of Dong Zhuo, until the ground was stained red with blood before he cried out "behind the clock", the wound was shocking.

Dong Zhuo is brave but not wise, as long as he has a preconceived impression, he will easily stop doubting him.But his successor, Cao Cao, was suspicious and cautious, and it was extremely difficult to win trust.In the first year of Jian'an, Cao Cao joined Liu Xie to enter Luoyang, purging the inner court on the pretext of purging Dong Zhuo's legacy.Liu Xi and I calculated our intentions without thinking. Although there was no danger, we were anxious all day long, fearing that we would show our feet and cause disaster.

Liu Bian was poisoned and killed by Dong Zhuo in the early Pingyuan year. Although Liu Xie was the emperor, he was like a puppet and was at the mercy of Cao Cao.I have heard Cao Cao threaten Liu Xie more than once: "If your majesty is unwilling to work for the people, I can ask King Pingan to share the worries of my brother." He used the throne as a weight to force Liu Xie to submit without any scruples.In order to show the importance he attaches to us brothers and sisters, Cao Cao even opened his eyes and told nonsense, praised me as "submissive, generous and demure", and made a marriage contract for me with his son Cao Pi in a whimsical way.

Liu Xi analyzed: "Historically, Cao Cao held up the signboard of 'serving the emperor so that he would not be a minister' for half his life, and he failed to proclaim himself emperor until his death, which shows that he has always been in awe of the Han Dynasty. Although he emptied Liu Xie, he has always been Trying to balance the relationship with the royalists, racking his brains to fight for a fig leaf for himself as a "loyal minister". In history, he knew that Liu Xie had no real power but still sent his three daughters to the palace □Serving a husband was out of show Good royalist political considerations. Now, knowing that you are stupid but insisting on hiring you as a good wife is the same. Besides, a son-in-law is a shortcut to promotion. As soon as the news of your engagement comes out, Cao Pi will immediately receive the Jinwu Golden Seal and be promoted. Righteousness."

Cao Cao has 25 sons. Cao Pi is not as good as his eldest son Cao Ang in terms of birth, Cao Chong is not as smart as Cao Chong who offered advice at the age of seven, Cao Zhang is not as good as a general in terms of martial arts, and Cao Zhi is not as talented as Cao Zhi in terms of essays. , unknown, almost nothing special.However, he can stand out from the many Cao family's children and eventually become the future Wei Wendi, and his ambition must be not small.It is said that he begged Cao Cao for the opportunity for Princess Shang, and he said bluntly that he wanted to "show his loyalty on behalf of his father and show off his ambition".I have no doubt that once my title of princess loses its use value, he will immediately let me "die of illness" without hesitation, cry for a few days in hypocrisy, and then happily remarry.

Of course I will not foolishly wait to be Cao Pi's stepping stone.

One month before the wedding, Liu Xi and I knocked out the maid of honor, and pretended to be a shopping eunuch to sneak out of the palace gate.One of the guards in charge of the palace gate that day was named Dong Ti, who was Dong Guiren's younger brother. Because he had seen me when he accompanied his mother into the palace to visit Mrs. Dong when he was young, he was surprised and held down by Liu Xi, who was quick-sighted and quick-handed: "I heard a rumor recently that your father, General Dong Cheng of Chariots and Cavalry, teamed up with Changshui School Wei Zhongji, General Wu Zilan, Wang Zifu, and Yilang Wu Shuo to conspire to take Cao Cao's life. Is it true? Is it fake? ?”

"Aren't you two fools?" Dong Ti was puzzled, thinking of his father's plan, and asked anxiously, "Where did the prince hear the news? Be truthful and trustworthy in everything."

"No wind in the hole is not silent." Liu Xi shrugged leisurely, "If I sue Cao Cao, I don't know if he believes it or suspects it."

Dong Ti broke out in a cold sweat.For the prosperity of the family, he finally compromised, turned a blind eye and let us go.

"He who understands current affairs is a hero." Liu Xi patted him on the shoulder gratifiedly, admiring him very much, "For the sake of your good performance today, I would like to give a piece of advice to the Dong family: a little intolerance can lead to chaos, Cao Cao's temperament It is not finished, so it is not appropriate to act rashly. In addition, although the saying of killing Cao by the secret edict in the emperor's clothes is beneficial to unite people's hearts, it is tantamount to falsely preaching the imperial decree. If it fails, it will implicate the Holy Majesty. If it is successful, it will inevitably attract the suspicion of the Holy Majesty. Not a good deed.”

Dong Ti was stunned.

After a long time, I walked to the end of the street and looked back, and saw him still standing where he was, seeing him off from afar.