[Comprehensive] Wonderful Nightmare

Coming out of the client's house, Ah Can let out a long breath.

"Tsk." The great sage behind her said to Ah Can while shaking his wet hair, "My old grandson hasn't been in such a mess for a long time."

A Can turned her head and saw that half of the golden armor with locks had collapsed, and the purple gold crown with phoenix wings was crooked, and even her originally majestic figure had become embarrassed. Great Sage, you have enough fans."

"That's enough, even her grandma came to see me." The Great Sage said helplessly.

This time the client was a little different. When she met the Great Sage, she immediately rejected Ah Can's proposal to take her to Huaguo Mountain. Instead, she called a whole family to watch the Great Sage. It was a coincidence that their family had a family gathering today. At this time, the wine table had not yet dispersed, so they all came over to look at her as soon as she called out.

At the beginning, no one took the Great Sage seriously, they only thought it was role-playing, and it was only when a few children climbed up the Great Sage's legs that they realized something was wrong... This hair is too realistic. Why don't you drop it?The client was a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl. When she saw the Great Sage, she didn't bother to support her. She rushed forward and hugged her. She was not happy when her father dragged her away.

When Ah Can didn't know what to do, the Great Sage threw her off and jumped onto someone's wine table and began to drink. Just eating, drinking, playing tricks and cheering from the juniors, the whole family finally believed that he was Really Monkey King.

Once it is confirmed, it will be great, after all, it can be seen that Dasheng is an idol of all ages, group photos, video recordings, old and young all come here to touch and touch, even Ah Can was forced into it. Drink less, if it wasn't for her being rational and not daring to drink too much, she wouldn't know where to lie on her stomach at this moment.

"I haven't tasted wine in the world for hundreds of years. I didn't expect so many changes." As the Monkey King, he focused on wine.

Ah Can smiled and didn't comment, she suddenly asked when she was parting: "If you want to learn magic, can I be like this?"

"You?" The Great Sage cast a slanting glance, and said with a sneer, "The mortal body is in chaos, how do you learn?"

"Is it not possible at all?"

The Great Sage really thought about it seriously, then shook his head, "I don't know."

"How come you don't know? You're not..." She asked anxiously, but the clown suddenly appeared not far from them, waving his hands and making a gesture of blowing kisses.

Frowning slightly, Ah Can swallowed what he hadn't finished speaking, walked up to the clown and said, "Boss."

The clown covered his cheek and said, "Acan~ ​​I have something to ask you~"

With his tone of voice, Ah Can felt a chill rise from the soles of his feet.She suppressed her discomfort and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Aren't you willing to do it?" The clown keenly noticed her displeasure and asked back.

Ah Can remained silent. If it was before, she would nod her head in agreement even if she didn't want to, but now, she doesn't want to do things that she doesn't want to do against her will.

"Well, since you don't want to, let's talk about it later." The clown waved his hand and left the way he came.

"Boss." Ah Can stopped her, "I have something to tell you."

"What's the matter?" The clown walked up to her, "If it's something I'm not interested in, then don't talk about it~ I don't want to hear~ Jie Jie Jie Jie~!"

"...I, I'm very sorry." A Can bowed to him, "I think this matter must be made clear."

She looked serious, even a little paranoid, her hands were tightly clenched together, her nails penetrated into the flesh, as if she couldn't feel the pain, she just stared at the little girl.

Ox.

The clown curled his lips. He is not a hard-hearted person, and he was a little soft-hearted towards Ah Can's appearance, but he still refused, "No~ Ah Can! You can't say

from!I won't listen!You have to solve all the problems yourself, otherwise you can only..."

He stopped, and sang after a few seconds, "Jie Jie Jie Jie ~ la la la la la ~ James is the best~"

Ah Can spoke again, "I still want to..."

"Needless to say!" The clown interrupted a little forcefully this time, his tone became rough, and he even jumped his feet. "Work! Go to work for me!"

"Can I talk to you when I'm done with work?"

"perhaps."

Ah Can's nails got deeper, she nodded, "I see."

She turned around and walked towards the location of the next mission.

"She's going to find out! She's going to find out!" The clown's eyes widened and his blood-red mouth was even wider than usual.

The emotion released is not depression, but excitement.

"Hee hee, she's about to find out!"

When the clown finished speaking, his figure faded away, "She's about to step into that world soon!"

Ah Can didn't notice this, she just wanted to complete all the remaining tasks as soon as possible, and go to the clown to explain things clearly.

Because she worked so hard, she only took four days to complete the remaining 18 tasks, and even went to Langya Bang to successfully sign Mei Chang, King Su Jing.

When all tasks were cleared, the heart that had been hanging was finally let go.

On the evening of the fifth day, she came to the store early, waiting to talk to the clown.

She has too many things she wants to ask him, and it is extremely uncomfortable to hold these questions in her heart. Although she knows that she may be fooled by the clown, if she doesn't say it, she always feels

Not reconciled.

Or fear.

The fear is that here, her safety is not guaranteed.

It is true that she has admiration for the male god, but if the male god turns into a god of death, this love will disappear without a trace.

Just as she was thinking about it, there was a knock on the door, Ah Can recovered from her contemplation, walked towards the door, and asked, "Who is it?"

The other party didn't make a sound, only the sound of extremely thick, extremely heavy breathing.

Ah Can stopped by the door, she took a step back, and asked again: "Who is outside the door?"

"It's me!" A rough male voice rang out.

Ah Can hesitated even more, the voice was very unfamiliar, she asked again: "Who are you?"

"Your boss called me here!"

clown?

Now Ah Can doesn't want to pay attention to that person anymore.

She even added a few more insurances to the lock on the door, "If the boss really asked you to come, I can't even let you in."

There was a long silence over there, and the man said again: "Open the door, Ah Can, I need your help."

"What help?" Ah Can no longer believed in this man, she took out her mobile phone, and if the man was about to break open the door violently, she would immediately call the police.

"I need you to be my assistant, to help me rule the world!" said the man.

"what?"

"You are the chosen one and unique in this world. Among the 60 billion people in the world, you are the only one who has become the administrator of this store. Don't you feel that you are unique?

different? "

"It's quite different..." Ah Can agreed, "But the boss said he picked me at random, and no matter how different I am, I can only be lucky."

"Lucky? Do you really think so? You have to know that this store leads to the Three Thousand Worlds. The administrators can come in and out at will, and no matter what they do, they will treat the Three Thousand Worlds.

As long as the administrator has evil intentions, he can trigger World War III!Such a position do you really think you will

Is it just randomly picking someone to be an administrator? "

"Uh...well, don't you feel ashamed for saying this?" A Can twitched the corners of her mouth, feeling sick that she thought seriously about the first few words he said, but

In order to take care of the other party's mood, she lowered her voice a lot, "You can't be serious, are you? I usually suggest him to stay at home for this kind of late-stage second disease."

"...If you don't believe me, please open the door, I have something to show you." The other party said.

Ah Can didn't believe it at all, she didn't want to look at it at all, and didn't want to open the door, she tried to say something to make him go back: "That..."

But the other party interrupted her: "Do you want to see your mother? You haven't seen her for a long time, don't you think it's strange?"

"My mother?" Ah Can was anxious, "What did you do to my mother?"

"You haven't seen her for a long time, don't you think it's strange?"

"...I don't think so, her job is to take a long time to see."

Ah Can's mother is an internationally renowned photographer. She often receives invitations from all over the world and flies around the world. It is normal for her not to see each other for a few months.and in father's

Afterwards, in order to provide Ah Can with a better living environment, she worked harder than before to make money.She had talked with A Can about these things, and after getting A Can's understanding, she

I did it later.

Ah Can understands her mother's feelings very well. She knows that her mother hopes to forget her sadness at work, and she can only support her as a daughter.After all, some wounds don't hug each other

It can heal when it is pulled together, and it is easier for her mother to leave it alone than to keep it open.

The other party stopped talking again, and after a few minutes of silence, he knocked on the door, and there was a hint of cowardice in the rough voice, "Can you open the door..."

Ah Can listened, and seemed to be crying a little

She suddenly felt amused: "What's the matter with you? If you can't threaten people, you will be soft?"

"No, you, you just let me in... Otherwise, you can open the door, and if I don't go in, can I just watch you outside the door? I really need to talk to you face to face. "

A Can could feel the pleading that she was about to cry through the door, and she could even think about the pitiful figure of the man opposite.

However, she will never open the door.

From the beginning of the second year to using her mother's affairs to threaten her and now showing weakness, it can be clearly seen that this man has a plan to weaken her a little bit.

He was vigilant and wanted her to use the softness that came to him to achieve his goal, but he was wrong, Ah Can was not an obedient woman.

She has learned how to keep her cool in situations where she has the upper hand.

"Otherwise, let's do this." The person said: "It's eight o'clock in the evening, and there are still people on the street. Can I get some passers-by to testify?"

"Rejected, the passer-by you are looking for may be your accomplice."

"Then if I force my way in now, you can call the police and arrest me. Can we meet at the police station later?"

It will be Ah Can's turn to be speechless, "Are you a fool? How did you come up with such a mentally retarded method?"

"...Then what should we do?"

The other side was also speechless.

"Do you really want to see me that much?

"Otherwise why am I here?"

"But I don't want to see you."

Well, the conversation turned back again.

Ah Can thought about it carefully, "My safety must be considered. It's eight o'clock in the evening now... Ah, it's only eight o'clock..."

Eight o'clock, a very early time in her opinion.

She immediately relaxed her vigilant mood, didn't say anything, and opened the door. The other party probably didn't expect Ah Can to open the door so soon, and she was leaning on the door thinking about what to do.

Fa, this opened, fell directly into the house and fell to the ground.

Ah Can didn't go to help him, but looked around outside the door. The night market hadn't dissipated yet, and there were quite a few people on the street. She was relieved, the door wasn't closed, and she just looked at that person from a high position.

"What's matter?"

The man slowly got up from the ground, his cheeks were scratched, and he looked very pitiful. Ah Can was silent for a few seconds, couldn't hold back, and went to get the disinfectant.

"...Thank you." The man said with some embarrassment.

"It's okay." A Can took this opportunity to look at him carefully. Unlike the strong man in his imagination, the other party was a rather slender and weak boy. Judging from his face, he seemed to be just a junior high school student.

.

junior high school……

At this age, it is completely understandable that he has a second illness.

Ah Can didn't want to be a bosom sister, so she said directly, "Who are you? What do you want me for?"

"My name is Hu Shuo, and I'm a sophomore in X University. I'm looking for you because I want you to help me rule the world!"

What you just said is actually true, and you are older than me... Ah Can saw the seriousness in the eyes of this senior named Hu Shuo, she paused for a moment, and said: "

I reject. "

"Why? If you help me rule the world, you will be below me and above ten thousand! What do you want? Why don't you want to?" Hu Shuo said anxiously.

"...To be honest, I'm already past the age of the second year of middle school." A Can put the disinfectant back to its original place, and said in a soft tone as much as possible: "Besides, I don't think I have the ability to go to school."

Rule the world. "

"You have! The man you represent has many people who can help you realize this wish! The woman I represent is a bit inferior, but there are many outstanding talents. As long as

Using them, we can stand on top of everyone! "

"We? You're still very nice to me, you're all thinking of me." Ah Can said amusedly.

"Don't believe it! Don't you feel that you are chosen? All of this is guided by God! I have completed 1 tasks to get this answer, you can now not

If you work hard, you can get it. Why don't you believe it? He excitedly grabbed Ah Can's wrist and clenched it tightly, "Why?" "

"Uh...don't get too excited, calm down." Ah Can's hand was clenched in pain, she frowned, but still said softly in a tone that didn't touch his emotions: "This matter

□□It's very important, how can you ask me to promise you? "

"Yes, yes, we must plan carefully." Hearing what she said, Hu Shuo calmed down a little, and after seeing the red and purple on Ah Can's wrist, he said guiltily, "I'm sorry."

"……fine."

A Can said to him: "You tell me your plan and let me hear it. I think you are quite sure. If you really want to rule the world, we will stand on the opposite side of the people all over the world."

In terms of food, medicine, cultural followers, and other details, each one must be thought out.But first off, I don't support violent rule, I think that's the same as terrorism

No difference. "

She continued following his wishes, with a sincere expression as if she really thought of him.

Hu Shuo's eyes flickered in the late second year of high school, and finally he said discouragedly: "You are so amazing...I didn't think about anything..."

"what?"

"I think this kind of thing will be planned for us."

"Why do people who can plan everything well still listen to you?" A Can was speechless, "If you want to be a leader, you must first have charisma, which can attract a large number of outstanding talents to follow.

, and have unique views and decisions on the event, otherwise two equally excellent people have different opinions, who do you listen to?Is it possible to listen to the one you like? "

Senior Hu Shuo lowered his head again in shame and indignation.

"I, I think this way. I have CC, Huiyuan, Wang Nu and other women with very high IQs to help me. You have more people on your side. Force, intelligence

Pie, Popularity Pie, Personality Pie, if it doesn’t work, Sun Wukong can call out to help, your man rules the world, my woman rules your man, so I can rule

Rule the world. "

excuseme? ? ?

Ah Can no longer knows what to say to this senior whose brain is about to break through the sky.Simple stupidity is not enough to describe him.

but……

"How did you make CC and the others obedient?" A Can had already confirmed that this senior came from another store whose operation mode was opposite to hers, and that store should be full of girls.

Son, Hu Shuo's mission is to fulfill those men's dreams.

"I..." Hu Shuo's face suddenly became depressed, "I knelt at her feet and begged for mercy... Those women, most of them are terrifying! I can only kowtow and beg for mercy over and over again.

,And you?What method do you use? "

Hu Shuo's eyes swept across Ah Can's chest, with a bit of obscene/evil feeling in his eyes.

"Women...it's really easy to use."

he sighed.

"Yeah, women are really easy to use." A Can followed his words, and did not lose her mind because of his gaze. She did use her body when completing the task.

For the many conveniences of women, there is no need to refute this.

However, she was sure about the character of this senior.

Incompetent and timid, mentally handicapped and ambitious, who wants to be Long Aotian but is still a bullying dick, success is only a dream for such a person.

She didn't know the details of the other party, and she was afraid that there would be a strong backer behind him, so she softened her tone: "Who is your boss?"

"Boss?" Hu Shuo asked suspiciously, "What boss?"

"The one who chose you to come here."

"Ah... that, it's a clown." He gestured, "There is a ball on the nose, and there are poker logos under the eyes, and there are four balls hanging from the clown's hat."

, talking like Jie Jie Jie Jie's mouth addiction. "

A Can fell silent.

She looked at Hu Shuo with pity that she didn't realize, "How long have you been under his hands?"

"Five years, what happened?"

so...

Ah Can finally understood, and everything was connected, "He signed a five-year contract with you, and it is about to expire soon. You are afraid of becoming an ordinary person when it expires, don't you?"

You can no longer exercise your privilege, so find me and want to use me to achieve your own goals.Even if it doesn't work, it will drag me into the water so that you can step on me, and I say

right?Senior. "

"What are you talking about?! How could I be that kind of person!" Hu Shuo retorted immediately, and he was about to jump up excitedly, "I can't possibly harm you!"

"Then why are you so excited?"

"I……"

"Trash." A Can was looking at this gaze, not dodging or dodging, and went up to meet him. "You rubbish. You don't even dare to admit it!"

"What... what?!"

"Crack!" Ah Can slapped her with a palm, "Hey, me, get out, get out, go!"

"You...do you know the consequences of what you did?! Do you know who is standing behind me! How dare you treat me like this!" Hu Shuo shouted.

"Of course I know." Ah Can was very calm, she didn't even look at Hu Shuo who was lying on the ground, and faced the army of women who suddenly appeared in front of her without changing her face. "Female Corner

Iro can appear outside the store without touching the other person's body..."

He muttered twice, then laughed again: "Why do you think so much, anyway, it's impossible for the clown to give me a raise."

"A Can!" A sharp voice rang out, and a girl with green curly hair floated out from the group of girls, she raised her hands and said, "You idiot!

Why hit him!You can't get the seal if you hit him! "

When Hu Shuo heard this, he quickly searched in his pocket, and immediately showed an expression like the sky was falling. "What?"

Ah Can took two steps back, stretched out his palm, and laid a golden seal in his palm, "Is it this?"

The girl's expression was also blank for a few seconds, she probably didn't expect that Ah Can had already noticed this, so she nodded fiercely, "Yes! Hurry up and put your seal on your contract

, so that you can become the new store manager! "

The new... store manager?

Ah Can's expression was a little confused, "This is what I picked up when he fell to the side just now, how can he become the store manager?"

Hu Shuo was more shocked than she, "You can actually become the store manager..."

"do not you know?"

"How would I know! These girls will order me to do this and that!"

"Hurry up!" Tornado continued to urge, she moved her fingers, and used super power to blow a gust of wind to trap Hu Shuo.

"...Xiao Long Juan, thank you." Ah Can sighed, and said regretfully, "I don't have a contract. The contract has been taken away by the boss since I signed the contract. I have nothing.

see..."

"...You idiot!" Another person appeared from the group of female soldiers, with black skin, light golden cat eyes, and a body with a good figure, she jumped up and down.

When he got to Ah Can's side, he stretched out his hand to hold her in his arms, "Why are you so stupid, Ah Can!"

"Yeyi, let her go!" Tornado said angrily.

"That's right, let it go!"

"Don't touch her!"

"What's coming at me!"

"If you touch her again, I'll kill you!"

The eyes of the Detachment of Women's Army were full of danger, Ah Can didn't quite understand why this group of people were so familiar with her, some of them had never met before.

"We have decided to elect you as the next store manager. After all, this person is too incompetent!" Ye Yi pointed at Hu Shuo.

"Hey??"

"James agreed too, didn't he?"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie, that's right!"

A lift was lowered from the ceiling at the side, and the clown descended from the sky. He smiled and said, "Ah Can, everyone is waiting for you!"

"Wait, why didn't you ask my permission?"

"Don't you want to be?" The clown was surprised, "You don't want to?"

"I don't want to! I don't want to at all!" Ah Can yelled out, "You forced me to come here, and now you want to force me to pick up your stall, let me tell you,

no way!dream! "

This world is dangerous. Once the goodwill is not enough, it will be turned into scum in seconds.

The clown's smile disappeared, his expression became horrified, Ye Yi let go of her arm, and slowly backed away, leaving her alone in this place to face the clown

Stand up.

"A-Can, you have to listen to me..."

Ah Can was a little scared, but when he heard this, his anger became even higher, "What are you! Why do you say that? My mother didn't tell me to listen to her!"

It was originally, she appeared out of nowhere, half forced and half forced to let her complete the task, although she was curious at the beginning, but after the curiosity passed, the rest was worry

, may be killed at any time, may be injured at any time, whoever likes to come to this dangerous world!

The clown stared at her, and she stared back, not to be outdone. Now, the two of them had reached a stalemate.

It was Hu Shuo who broke the deadlock. He rushed over and took the seal from Ah Can's hand and said, "Me! I am willing to be the store manager!"

The clown sighed deeply. "I knew randomness was unreliable."

"It was really randomly drawn...?" A Can followed suit with a sigh.

"My successor cannot be such a man," said the Joker.

Ah Can nodded, "But I don't want to be either."

"How much?" The clown said directly, "I'll hire you."

Ah Can sneered, "You think money can buy my consent?"

"1000 million, annual salary, how about it?"

A Can: "..."

"Too little? 3000 million."

Ah Can swallowed her saliva.

"5000."

"make a deal!"

The author has something to say:

Ahhhhh, it’s over and I don’t have anything to say. This article started as a joke with a friend, and it’s purely written for fun. As I serialized, I gradually expanded the settings, and finally made it like this, except for [Assassination Classroom ] and [Seven Deadly Sins] These two worlds were not written, and the original settings were added, so there is nothing to regret.I know it's unfinished, and some people didn't write what they asked for.I am very sorry for this.I wrote it like that at Yifang Accelerator and I can’t go back [I don’t want to change it.Just give up on yourself.

There are full-time essays, parallel world ones, Ah Can went to sign Ye Xiu and the others, name: [full-time] signed a male god, the link will not be released, you can go to the colleagues in my column to find it.