[Comprehensive British and American] Acacia Ancestor Transformation System

The "little girl" who smelled of flowers covered her hooded sweater, ran shyly to the door of Room 504 on the fifth floor, opened the door, and then closed the door with a "bang".

'fail.Fail five times in a row.This time, please choose Deluxe Punishment Package [-], Deluxe Punishment Package [-], and Deluxe Punishment Package [-]. 'The cold mechanical voice rang in Yu Chunchang's mind, making him grin with toothache, the little white rabbit bared its fangs and wanted to eat meat.Not everyone can see this scene.

Yu Chunchang angrily tore off the stuffy coat on his body: "You say you!! Transformation is transformation!!! You just let me stay single and it's over?!!! Why do you still have to find a boyfriend? Huh? Huh? No holding hands within one year! No more than 30.00% physical contact and any touching of private, secret, part, or position within two years! No mouth touching within three years! No tongue kissing within four years! Five years after No sharing the same bed within six years! No more than 50.00% sexual intercourse within six years! No intercourse without a match within seven years, no anything within eight years...no what?"

Yu Chunchang, who was so angry that his head was dizzy, was furious. He threw his coat on the ground: "Are you f*cking reforming?? You're trying to drive me crazy!!!"

The mechanical sound of the system is still cold and unreasonable: "Restriction details, please read the manual. Now please choose punishment."

Yu Chun slapped the sofa with his claw-like hands.

The air was silent for three seconds, and the sofa was not cracked.Yu Chunchang stood for a while, then retracted his arm tremblingly.

"Fuck, it hurts so much—" He choked back tears, his voice trembling with pain.

The tender arms quickly turned red and then turned blue.

Yu Chunchang folded his arms and wanted to cry without tears, thinking that he was the most gifted and physically fit genius of the Acacia Sect for thousands of years. After that, he was instantly promoted to the ancestor of the Hehuan Sect.

It is conceivable that when he becomes an adult, he will be supplemented with the most exquisite double cultivation method of the Acacia Sect, and if he finds a hundred or eighty energetic men with double cultivation, he will be able to ascend to sainthood just around the corner.

but! !On the day when he just came of age, when the whole sect was looking for a good man for him, what the hell, the reformation system of the sect responsible for rectifying obscenity, obscenity, pornography, and love fell on him.

I also vowed that the rectification will start from the top.I feel sorry for myself as a boy, and before I have time to taste the joy of dual cultivation mentioned by those older disciples, I was thrown into this place full of barbarians of different races, deprived of my cultivation base.

Transformation is transformation, let him be single, he will bear it.Anyway, the master pressured him to be an adult before he could break his body, so he endured it.However, what kind of robber clause is it that you have to find a boyfriend to complete those restricted transformations! !

When Yu Chunchang saw the thick manual of restrictions, where the restrictions were directly arranged for a hundred years after the mortal body, he was so angry that he passed out.

Then he was ruthlessly woken up by the system.

As for the reason for being electrocuted, it was because he passed out in the middle of the busy city and was picked up.As for him, he was taken to the hospital and punished!

Yu Chunchang was so angry that he almost wanted to commit suicide on the spot.

Afterwards, he broke his lips, cried, made trouble, and hanged himself, trying his best.He showed the system 360 five degrees that he has icy muscles and bones that he has cultivated with the most precious warming medicine since he was a child, and that he is extremely flexible and slender after practicing the Acacia Sect exercise method, and that he is fighting against spirits. A monk who cultivates a human body also needs a delicate face.

This is so special that I can't help but want to touch it, okay?What you don't want to touch is the problem! !

This forced the system to relax the bandit clause.But it's just that someone other than a lover meets me, as long as it's not a kiss, it's not considered an advantage.

Yu Chunchang, who wanted to cry but had no tears, finally chose to live by idling, and it is better to live than to die. Anyway, the mortal body is only a hundred years old, and he is a person who wants to ascend to become a saint, so it is an experience in his long life.

But that idea, too, was in jeopardy after its fifth defeat tonight.

His first boyfriend was the one on the street who sent him to the hospital, so the principle is the closest.In the end, okay, he secretly kissed her that night, and it failed.The punishment is the big aunt for one month, a whole month.He is a man!Menstruation has come for a whole month!Still a mortal body!

During that month, he quickly hooked up with his second boyfriend, who was the doctor who saw him, and he was the nearest one.As a result, after dating for half a month, the man secretly held his hand while shopping.fail!The punishment is blindness for half a year.To be honest, this one was even happier than the previous month.

During his blindness, he really didn't believe in evil, and hooked up with a neighbor who didn't know what he looked like.As a result, in two weeks, people couldn't help watching themselves take a bath when they didn't know it.Another failure!Following his blindness, he became dumb again.

The half-year punishment period ended, and Yu Chunchang was also released from the homeless shelter.This time Yu Chunchang decided to wait and see, and find a way to make a living for himself by the way.

before you ask?He was raised by men before.

He found a job as a chef in a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown. Now they all pay attention to double cultivation in the Acacia sect, and the best way to tie a man is to tie his stomach.Yu Chunchang's craftsmanship is definitely the best in Hehuan sect, no one can resist his temptation of delicious food.

After a period of observation, Yu Chunchang chose the owner of the Chinese restaurant.This time, it was rare for him to be stable for more than a month, but he didn't allow the boss who was close to her boyfriend to drink away his sorrows, and hugged Yu Chunchang while drunk, what the hell...

As long as he can persevere for a year, he can get back at least one percent of his skill, and Yu Chunchang, who is so helpless, is really... powerless.

And this time the punishment was two years of women's clothing.

Yu Chunchang was really angry and wanted to commit suicide, but he had to adjust his mentality for more than a month, and spent another half a month thinking about women's clothing.As for why he is so serious, as the patriarch of the Hehuan Sect, he is a living dictionary for flirting with men, and he has to look like a little fairy in women's clothing! 【gloomy】

But just when he thought that a man's relationship would be unrestrained and straightforward, and a woman might be better off, he was slapped in the face.This one was faster than the first one, and it took only five hours before and after, so I pressed myself to force it.If someone hadn't suddenly appeared to rescue him today, I'm afraid I would be punished to death by the system.

As for why the punishment is so diverse?Heh, after each failure of the robber system, in order to reflect the humanity, three punishments are randomly generated for oneself to choose arbitrarily.And the punishment is superimposed! !This kind of punishment is humane, is it serious? ? ?Dare to humanize the restriction manual! !

Yu Chunchang looked at the three deluxe punishments floating in front of him like shadows, held his bruised hand, raised his head and closed his eyes.

"Two..." It's really unrequited.

"Luxury punishment package [-] has been selected. Complete female body, time limit of three months."

"Fuck-"

Yu Chunchang only uttered this curse, and heard that his voice, which had not changed since he came back, had changed into a soft female voice, and then his chest was suddenly squeezed and hurt.

He hissed, parted his neckline, and threw out a pair of breast pads for comfort.He pressed to his chest, then touched it, and his face suddenly turned black.

"System, are you looking down on me!! Is there a B in this chest??"

'It's completely genetically generated from your body. 'It means that you are only worthy of being an A.

Yu Chunchang...

'Please keep up the good work. After the system dropped this sentence, it disappeared from Yu Chunchang's mind.

Yu Chunchang looked up at the sky and wiped his face.In less than a year and a half, his ancestor's face was completely lost inside and out.

Actually arguing with the system whether my chest should be A or B...

Taking a deep breath, Yu Chunchang rubbed his face, no, he can't be so impatient anymore.I didn't expect that the punishment would be upgraded... Five times accumulated to the deluxe version, if ten times...

Yu Chunchang shivered.

He took out his mobile phone, the system has loose restrictions on informal ambiguous men, which also makes Yu Chun, who wants to finish the task quickly, always put himself in a state of teasing everywhere.

The person who saved him today had clear eyes, a tall stature, and abnormally strong yang energy.Both character and appearance are the top candidates he has encountered so far.He teased it on a conditioned reflex, and now thinking about it, he was ready to move.

Let's observe first...By the way, let's have an affair for a while...Recently, I've talked with a few boyfriends, and I can only watch but not eat, and I can't even touch it. Fuck...I'm going crazy.

He dialed the number, sat down on the sofa, and hung up quickly.

After waiting for half a minute, he dialed again, and in a short while, he put away his fangs properly and turned into an obedient rabbit.

He suppressed his breath, turning into a shy short breath.

The voice of the provocative book can be charming, angry, sweet or bitter.The rhythm of breathing, the grasp of breath, and the expression of emotions must be in place, so that people are invisible.

"That... that... I forgot to ask you... your name..."

Hearing a chuckle on the other side, Yu Chunchang squinted his eyes, and sighed in his heart, ah, it really is superb.

"Steve Rogers. My name is Steve Rogers."

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steve.Rogers.

After Yu Chunchang said goodbye to Steve, he felt much better after being exhausted by the system.Chewing the name in my heart, recalling the elastic pectoral muscles when I leaned on that person's chest today, I squinted my eyes.

Even if it fails quickly, being able to fall in love with such a person seems... very good.

But thinking about the system's punishments, he shivered violently.No, no, no, you can't be confused by beauty, it remains to be seen! !

Be more cautious.

Yu Chunchang took the newspaper on the coffee table, picked it up, and searched for job advertisements page by page.The bartender at the bar can't continue doing it... what should I do next~~

Yu Chunchang's self-confidence is not blind self-confidence, saying that he is a genius, naturally has his own merits.He has a strong learning ability and has a photographic memory.

The previous few jobs also saved him a lot of money, which is why he is so leisurely.

Hmm... He flipped through the newspaper and squinted his eyes. Such a large job advertisement?

Stark Group?Hiring a secretary?

Yu Chunchang glanced at the salary, and happily decided it was it.