Picked up the actor's cub [Entertainment]

Yu Xianyun was standing alone next to his cool red tricycle. On the tricycle, there was a large pile of autumn clothes and long trousers that looked very sad. At this time, a large group of local aunts surrounded Yu Xianyun in the middle, far away From a distance, Yu Yingdi looked lonely, weak, and helpless.

Xi Wanzhao took Zhen Zhen to sit in a small stall opposite Yu Xianyun and ate sweet soup. The sweet soup was bought by the program group. Zhen Zhen could eat it. Xi Wanzhao could only watch it, but Xi Wanzhao didn’t watch it at this time. Zhen, but watching the excitement.

Yu Xianyun and Xi Wanzhao originally thought that they would be surrounded by fans when they arrived at the market. They didn't find out the situation until they actually came to the market.

Most of the villages and towns in this mountain are middle-aged and elderly people. All the young people have gone out to work or go to college, while the younger children are still studying in school at this time. Few people can appear in the market at this time. Knowing Yu Xianyun and Xi Wanzhao, there are a few of them occasionally, because they are too old and have no enthusiasm for star chasing.

Xi Wanzhao's task of distributing leaflets is relatively easy to complete, after all, everyone has curiosity, seeing a young and beautiful girl handing out leaflets, many people will take the initiative to get a copy, but Yu Xianyun's side is more miserable, Without the help of the "fan economy", Yu Xianyun stood there autistically all morning, without even selling half a pair of long johns.

Zhen Zhen was sitting on the long bench, her legs were still swinging cutely, holding a big round bowl, she asked Xi Wanzhao, "Sister, do we want to help Dad?"

Xi Wanzhao smiled, "No, you see how popular your father is."

Zhen Zhen nodded, "Yes."

As Xi Wanzhao said, Yu Xianyun is indeed very popular, but the reason for his popularity is not because everyone wants to buy autumn clothes and long johns, but because these aunties think Yu Xianyun is very good-looking and fits their criteria for choosing a son-in-law .

Yu Xianyun was surrounded by a group of aunts. He didn't know how long he had been in a stalemate with these aunts. One of the small aunts was especially warm. She was the first to discover the beauty of Yu Xianyun's ability to be a son-in-law. She not only greeted him Passing acquaintances came to talk about marriage with Yu Xianyun, and even called many relatives and friends who had unmarried daughters at home. Every time Yu Xianyun heard her talking on the phone saying that I have a good-looking boy here, Yu Xianyun wanted to give it to him. A pair of long johns made her go as far as she could.

The aunts watching Yu Xianyun gathered more and more, many of them held up their mobile phones to show Yu Xianyun their daughter's photos, while others were still having in-depth discussions on twitter.

Aunt A: "I heard that she is a big star. Could a big star be unreliable and look too fierce?"

The short aunt: "I can't, look at his serious appearance, doesn't he look like Xiuxiu's father in the east of the village? It looks like he only loves his daughter-in-law for the rest of his life."

Aunt B: "I heard that this boy has children. It's nothing to get married again these days. If the mother of the child comes back, it will be difficult."

The short aunt: "Ah, I've already inquired about it. You've heard about the artificial cultivation in the news, right? The doll belongs to him, not a second marriage. No mother can get it back if there is no child."

Aunt C: "It looks too expensive, can you raise pigs, can you farm?"

The short aunt: "What kind of pigs are you raising, what kind of fields are you farming? Big stars are rich. Your young son will enjoy the blessings if he marries. A hundred servants in the family will take care of him."

Aunt C: "One hundred servants, Qing'er can't remember what to do."

Short aunt: "Let them put their names on their bodies, just like my son loves to watch that show."

Aunt D: "This boy is good-looking because he is good-looking, and he is rich if he is rich, but it is already summer. He came here to sell long-wear and johns, maybe he has a problem with his mind."

Short aunt: "This seems to make sense."

Yu Xianyun: ...

Yu Xianyun felt that these aunts were really frustrating. He looked around and picked up the big speaker next to him. The staff of the program team said before that an advertisement for selling autumn clothes and long johns was recorded on this electric speaker. , he didn’t want to shout that he could use the playback function. Yu Xianyun held the electric speaker and pressed the switch. He wanted to use the sound of advertisements to drive away the group of aunts, but he didn’t expect that when the loudspeaker was turned on, what came out was not the advertisement, but Zhuo Xingjian A song that shocks the soul.

Zhuo Xingjian: "Come to the left and draw a dragon with me ~ draw a rainbow on your right! Come to the left and draw a rainbow with me ~ draw a dragon on your right!"

Yu Xianyun pressed the close button calmly, his eyes seemed to press the close button of Zhuo Xingjian's life.

Aunt D: "Look, I said that this boy has a problem with his mind."

The little aunt: "Indeed."

Yu Yingdi looked at the group of old aunts in front of him, he felt that he had never endured such humiliation in his life, not even when he called out to Sang Xibai for brother.

Yu Xianyun's complexion was already as dark as the bottom of the pot. If he put on such an expression in the crew, the whole crew might be able to take vacation and take refuge immediately. However, these aunts are not afraid of him at all. They chatter around Yu Xianyun without any separation. to go.

Xi Wanzhao thinks that Yu Xianyun's endurance is the limit now, and if he is watched any longer, he may throw the program director into the pile of long johns, and then make the director sing "I Have a Good Dad" crying, Xi Wanzhao After hugging Zhen Zhen, she crossed the small road to Yu Xianyun's side, and shouted in a pretentious voice, "Honey, your son and I miss you."

After Xi Wanzhao shouted, a group of aunts all looked at Xi Wanzhao. Xi Wanzhao nodded and smiled politely at them, and asked by the way, "Auntie, do you want to buy long johns?"

The aunts looked at Xi Wan’s photos and thought about their own daughters. They felt that they were not very competitive. The aunts were disappointed that they were married, and they all left. Among them, the little aunt who didn’t have a daughter at home was especially reconciled. , while walking, she turned her head and muttered to Yu Xianyun, "Why do you have a wife at such a young age? Wait for me to introduce you to a good one. I know all the girls in this village."

Yu Xianyun didn't want to talk, he just wanted to take this aunt to the other side of the mountain with his cool and stylish fiery red tricycle, and then let her walk back by herself, so tired that she couldn't speak.

The aunts who wanted Yu Xianyun to be their son-in-law were dissuaded by Xi Wanzhao. After the crowd dispersed, Yu Xianyun and Xi Wanzhao saw Sang Luomo standing aside. Smile at them.

Xi Wanzhao boldly stuffed Zhen Zhen into Yu Xianyun's arms, and then explained to Sang Luomo, "Luo Mo, although you don't get me wrong, I still want to reiterate that I, Xi Wanzhao, have always been beautiful alone."

Sang Luomo was amused by Xi Wanzhao, he picked up the insulated lunch box and motioned, "I'm here to deliver the food."

After Sang Luomo finished speaking, he explained again, "You are all outside, it's not convenient to eat. Sister Qin Se and I made steamed stuffed buns."

When Xi Wanzhao just brought Zhen Zhen to drink sweet soup, she already got acquainted with the owner of the food shop opposite, and they borrowed the tables and chairs from the food shop to eat. Sang Luomo knew that it was impossible for Yu Xianyun to sit on the street to eat, so he put A box of milk was handed to Yu Xianyun, and he said, "Senior brother, otherwise you should drink some milk first."

Yu Xianyun was about to reach for the disposable gloves, when he heard Sang Luomo's words, he looked at Sang Luomo in surprise and asked, "Don't you have mine?"

Sang Luomo's steamed stuffed bun naturally had Yu Xianyun's share, but he didn't feel that Yu Xianyun was willing to eat steamed stuffed buns in public. When Sang Luomo heard Yu Xianyun's question, he was taken aback for a moment before answering yes, and Yu Xianyun hummed. Good gloves, and then took a bun to eat naturally, Yu Xianyun took a bite and praised, "It's delicious."

Xi Wanzhao looked at Yu Xianyun, "Mr. Yu, don't you just keep your mouth shut?"

Yu Xianyun: "That depends on who you are facing."

Xi Wanzhao, who was taken by Yu Xianyun without saying anything, suddenly wanted to flip the table.

Yu Xianyun continued to guard his long johns stall after lunch, but there were many curious people coming and going, but no one really bought it. In fact, the film crew was right next to him, and it seemed that he was recording a show. Some celebrities will always come to visit, but Yu Xianyun has a face that strangers should not approach, except for the aunts who are brave enough to seek happiness for their daughters, others don't want to come and strike up a conversation with Yu Xianyun.

Xi Wanzhao and Sang Luomo looked at each other, thinking that Yu Xianyun would not get any business standing there, Xi Wanzhao and Sang Luomo took Zhenzhen to the side of Yu Xianyun's long johns, and they persuaded Yu Xianyun to go to the opposite side for food The shop was waiting, and it was replaced by the two of them with Zhen Zhen selling autumn clothes and long trousers.

Sang Luomo carried the cute doll Zhenzhen to the back of the car, and raised the electric horn in front of Zhen Zhen. The little boy was not at all stage frightened. He supported the electric horn and shouted in a childish voice, "Sell autumn clothes Long johns, come and buy long johns!"

Zhenzhen Yuxue is cute, Xi Wanzhao has a sweet mouth, and Sang Luomo is gentle and kind. After the three of them sold autumn clothes and long johns, there were actually many people who came to join them. The style of the paintings is indescribable. The autumn clothes and long johns he wore were quickly bought by kind passers-by.

Yu Xianyun sat on the chair speechlessly, feeling that everyone in the market was targeting him. Just when Yu Xianyun was suspicious of everyone, the owner of the food stall was sitting next to him. Said, "This family of three looks really nice."

Yu Xianyun: "That's my son."

The stall owner said, "Oh, your son, those little couples look really nice."

Yu Xianyun: "That's the one who got the certificate with me."

The stall owner, "Your wife is beautiful and has a sweet mouth, and just now she was sitting here with your son drinking sweet soup."

Yoo Hyun Yoon: "I'm talking about the other one."

Stall owner: ...

Yu Xianyun looked at the melon seeds scattered on the table by the stall owner, and suddenly felt a little better.

The task goal set by the program team for Yu Xianyun is to sell ten sets of long johns and long johns, but because Zhen Zhen is so cute, after two hours, all the long johns and long johns that Yu Xianyun brought were sold It's over, the director of the program team came with Sang Luomo. After Yu Xianyun completed the task, he immediately announced that everyone's task was over, and now it is officially entering the task liquidation link.

The director of the program group took a stack of ten yuan notes and counted the money while talking.

Director of the program group: "Zhenzhen is still a child, no matter how poor you are, you can't be a poor child. I will give you ten yuan. Sang Luomo and Qin Se did a good job cooking. I will give you another 20 yuan. Yi Lang and Xi Chaomu cleaned up the pigsty very well. Clean, add another 20 yuan, but they wasted too much water in the bath, deduct 20 yuan, Yu Xianyun and Xi Wanzhao's tasks have been completed, add 20 yuan, Zhuo Xingjian and Shu Yaya didn't pick enough loquats, the two of them only If you can give ten yuan, Lu Qingfan and Cheng Feng used rice to insert a lemon pattern in the rice field, they were wasting the farmer's disrespect for farming, and they have no personal income, and they will be fined [-] yuan."

Yu Xianyun: "If you keep the money, their lives are yours, and add Zhuo Xingjian."

The director of the program group ignored Yu Xianyun, he counted the 50 yuan again carefully, and then handed it to Sang Luomo.

Xi Wanzhao: "Ten adults and one child, 50 yuan for food, you are too much."

Director of the program group: "Buying instant noodles for 50 yuan is enough for you to cry."

Although 50 yuan is very little, the fresh vegetables in the market are actually not very expensive. Xi Wanzhao and Yu Xianyun are not as good at cooking as Zhen Luomo. It is the one in charge of purchasing.

Sang Luomo was picking and choosing in the market, and he bought cheap and delicious green vegetables. He took a look at the fruit stand when he passed by. Yu Xianyun followed Sang Luomo's gaze and asked again, "Would you like it?" Eat lychees?"

Lychees generally don't mature until May and June, and they are still very expensive at the end of April. They only have 50 yuan now, so they can't buy lychees at all. Sang Luomo shook his head and replied, "I don't want to eat it."

Xi Wanzhao hugged Zhenzhen and said to Sang Luomo, "Luomo, if you like to eat lychees, you can buy them. Those who can't finish picking loquats, those who insert rice randomly, and those who wash themselves are more exciting than washing pigsty, they are only worthy of eating. Instant noodles."

Sang Luomo was amused by Xi Wanzhao, "I really don't want to eat."

Sang Luomo eats everything on weekdays, and he didn't show any particular likes or dislikes. It was rare for Yu Xianyun to see something that Sang Luomo liked. He turned back to look at the fruit stand while walking, and after thinking about it, he decided to leave went back.

Sang Luomo and Xi Wanzhao were discussing whether they could buy a little pork belly with the remaining money, and when he found out that Yu Xianyun was falling behind, Yu Xianyun had already walked towards him.

Sang Luomo looked at Yu Xianyun and asked, "Brother, what did you do?"

Yu Xianyun didn't answer Sang Luomo's words, but instead stuffed a small object into Sang Luomo's hand.

Sang Luomo raised his hand to check, and found that what Yu Xianyun gave him was actually a lychee, Sang Luomo frowned, he looked at Yu Xianyun with a smile, and Yu Xianyun also smiled.

Yu Xianyun: "I said, can you give me one, to coax my sweetheart."

After Yu Xianyun finished speaking, while Sang Luomo lowered his head and suppressed a smile, he quickly kissed him on the lips.

Xiwanzhao strode forward without seeing Zhenzhen in her arms, but Shu Yaya who came to look for Yu Xianyun at the market saw this scene in her eyes.

Shu Yaya bit her lips tightly angrily. Sang Luomo slapped her in the face for donating ten Hope Primary Schools. She was still wondering where Sang Luomo had so much money. It turned out that Sang Luomo not only hugged Yu Xianyun Thighs, and crawled on his bed.

Shu Yaya picked up her phone and quickly sent a few messages. Sang Luomo made her ugly, so she let Sang Luomo be cast aside.