Five Elements Deficiency Grass

The love words in the dead of night are like a weak electric shock passing through the whole body, which is crisp and numb, which makes people feel nostalgic.Lin Caocao thought that to hear such sticky love words from Mensao's tigress herself, it would be a lifetime series.

"I...I miss you too..." Lin Caocao clenched her phone tightly, took a few deep breaths secretly, "I'm going to ask the housekeeper for leave."

As soon as the phone was hung up, Lin Cao hastily lifted the thin blanket, got off the bed lightly, and didn't bother to change clothes, so she stuffed a bra into Big Mouth Monkey's pajamas, and slipped out of the dormitory cautiously.

The dormitory aunt lived on the first floor of the building before them. If she wanted to go out, she had to wake someone up and open the door.

I don't know if the housekeeper aunt ignored her on purpose, or if she was really too deep in sleep, Lin Cao hastily knocked on the door for a long time, but she didn't see any response from the other party, and finally she simply lost her heart and climbed up the big iron gate.

When Gu Yaocen came over, what he saw was the unscrupulous girl who was squatting and pouting over the big iron gate under the moonlight. Because she was too short, she didn't dare to jump directly when facing the three-meter-high iron gate. Both hands still fell on the top edge of the big iron door, and the legs hanging in the air were kicking the door repeatedly, looking for a suitable foothold.

"... Hastily?" Gu Yaocen saw the person who knocked over the door clearly, and ran over quickly, his tone became more serious as soon as he was anxious, "Are you so unsafe?"

Lin Caocao had been hanging for several minutes, and was already exhausted. Hearing Gu Yaocen's words, he felt aggrieved immediately, "Auntie Guan ignored me, and I was anxious to see you again. Kill me..."

"...I didn't mean to kill you." Gu Yaocen squeezed her eyebrows, and hugged her calf that was struggling to kick the door, "Do you dare to jump?"

"It's too high..." Lin Caocao looked down and said truthfully, "I haven't jumped this high for a long time, and I'm a little afraid to jump."

"You know the door is so high, but you still climb?" Gu Yaocen felt distressed and angry, looked around, but couldn't find anything useful, compared it, and grabbed Lin Caocao's two legs spread apart to support him On both sides of the neck, "Slow down, sit on my neck, and I will hold you down."

"Sit on your neck..." Lin Caocao was obviously taken aback, and finally felt a little embarrassed. When she was a child, she envied those children who could be held on the neck by their parents, but when she grew up, she no longer I have this thought.

"Don't be afraid, I'll support you." Gu Yaocen didn't know her little thoughts, thinking that her hesitation was because of fear.

"This...isn't very good..."

"Are you going to hang it on the door all night like this?" Gu Yaocen stood on tiptoe and patted her pouting pipi, "Sit down quickly."

"Then...then don't be brave, if you can't hold it, you have to say it." Lin Caocao hesitated for a while, but couldn't think of any other way, so she let go of her hand slowly.

The bad girl who can eat and drink is very heavy on the scale, the whole body's center of gravity falls, and Gu Yaocen's body can't help trembling slightly. Fortunately, the bad girl reacted quickly and quickly supported the iron gate, so that the two of them wouldn't bother. Shake down.

After regaining his footing, Gu Yaocen slowly squatted down, and when he reached a safe distance, he let go of the hand that was holding on to the bad girl and let her fall to the ground.

After passing through the iron gate safely, the two suddenly fell silent, looked at each other, and then laughed inexplicably.After laughing enough, Lin Caocao stretched out her hand to touch Gu Yaocen's forehead, and wiped the wetness with her hand, "Look at how nervous you are..."

Gu Yaocen raised his hand to help her straighten her messy hair, "Don't do this in the future, what if you fall?"

"It's you who fell, don't you think I'm a cripple?" Lin Caocao didn't think so, and looked around again, but she didn't see anyone around, so she plunged into Gu Yaocen's arms, "If the supervisor Auntie open the door for me, as soon as you come, I will definitely jump on you and hang..."

At this moment, Gu Yaocen's heart was soft and confused, and he stroked her shoulder, "You can also jump on my body now."

"Just now, you have spent a great deal of effort just to hug me off the iron gate... ah..."

Before she finished speaking, Gu Yaocen held her butt and hugged her, "Is that so?"

Lin Caocao was so frightened by her unexpected action that she hugged her neck subconsciously, her face turned red involuntarily, "I'm actually a bit heavy, can you hold her?"

Gu Yaocen's strength is not great, it is really difficult to hold such a big baby, "I will try to hold it for a longer time."

"Okay." Lin Caocao was quite self-aware about her weight, struggled to jump down, looked in the direction she came from, "Your car?"

"The gate guard doesn't allow me to come in, only my people are allowed in."

"why?"

"Probably because I'm afraid that I will abduct the students here, such as you?"

"Bah." Lin Caocao couldn't help laughing first, and took her hand and walked aimlessly in the quiet campus at the moment, "We still have to run in the morning at 06:30 tomorrow, I definitely can't tonight Come home with you."

"Yeah." Gu Yaocen turned his head to look at her, "I know, I just came to see you."

"Then don't you see it now?"

"I haven't seen enough..." Gu Yaocen looked at the dim path, took Lin Caocao's hand and twirled around, and pressed her against the tree on the path, "Did it do it on purpose?"

"Ok?"

"Why don't you take the main road and take me on the small road?"

Lin Caocao looked at a face that was close at hand, held back her shame, and whispered: "I heard that those young lovers at school are hiding here to love each other... um..."

It's easy to be emotional when people rub their ears together in the dead of night.

It's a pity that the friendship between the two didn't last long, because the school patrolman directly hit the bright flashlight on the two people who were so forgetful.

Gu Yaocen & Lin Caocao: ...

Then, the two were taken to the security room by the patrol, facing the wall and thinking about their mistakes.

Behind him is the lesson of the guard who was just in charge of patrolling: "Tell me, how old are you? Are you so hungry and thirsty? This is a school, not a hotel. Those boys are shameless and mess around all day long." , I will endure it, I never thought that you two girls are so thrill-seeking..."

Embarrassing, terribly embarrassing.

Rao Gu Yaocen, who doesn't show his emotions easily, was caught on the spot like this at the moment, and he blushed up to the neck in embarrassment, and was so scolded by the patrolling guard that he couldn't say a word for a long time.

The uncle guard saw that the attitudes of the two were quite good, unlike other rebellious boys and girls who were caught on the spot and still looked like fools, but he was not angry, but this habit of preaching couldn't be changed. He took a sip of tea, Just when I wanted to ease my tone, teach people to study hard first, and make progress every day, I found that the tall woman turned around, and silently took out two red books from the trouser pocket of the cropped slacks.

Uncle guard: "???"

"We are legal wives and wives." Although he was still extremely embarrassed in his heart, Gu Yaocen at least calmed himself down, "This is our marriage certificate. If you don't believe it, you can check it now."

"???" He has worked as a patrol guard in this school for five years and has arrested hundreds of young couples. This is the first time he saw this kind of thing. After looking at the marriage certificate in Gu Yaocen's hand, he carefully read it, and touched the steel seal stamped by the Civil Affairs Bureau - it really looks real.

The uncle guard closed their marriage certificates, then stared at Gu Yaocen from top to bottom and looked them up, "You specially brought your marriage certificate to the school to steal Q?"

"..." Gu Yaocen suppressed his shame and pretended to be calm, "Little Bie is better than a newlywed, it's just hard to control it."

Lin Caocao, who was also stunned by Gu Yaocen's practice of carrying a marriage certificate with her, could not wait to find a hole in the ground when she heard her shameless words, "Elder...uncle, don't listen to her nonsense, we are ...I just kissed my mouth, I didn't want to do anything else, really..."

The uncle guard glanced at her, and then continued to look at Gu Yaocen, "Young couple, I can understand it, so be more careful next time."

After speaking, he returned the marriage certificate to Gu Yaocen, glanced at Lin Caocao, who was blushing like a monkey's butt, and added, "You old fritters are thick-skinned, but your little wife is still thin-skinned. gone."

Gu Yaocen admitted his mistake very well, "Thank you for reminding me, I will pay attention next time."

"Okay, it's so late, your little wife is still a freshman, and the military training task is heavy, let her go back to the dormitory to rest early."

Gu Yaocen glanced at Lin Caocao, was silent for two seconds, and nodded, "Then please open the door for me, and I will send her back to the dormitory."

The guard uncle didn't say much, he called the dormitory auntie in front of them and asked someone to open the door of the girls' dormitory.

After being reprimanded a few more times, Gu Yaocen took Lin Caocao's hand and left the security room. When she was sent to the gate of the girls' dormitory, the auntie in charge hadn't opened the door yet. Lin Caocao suddenly laughed out loud as he thought of something.

Lin Caocao, who had been immersed in shame all this time, heard her laughter and immediately looked up at her, "You still laugh..."

"Baby Caocao, will you take me to the grove in the future?"

"..." Lin Caocao was annoyed and ashamed, and jumped up to cover her mouth, "Why are you getting more and more shameless?"

While talking, the dormitory aunt came over with a flashlight, Gu Yaocen hurriedly pulled Lin Caocao to stand still, "Your dormitory aunt has come to open the door."

Lin Caocao immediately became honest, and during the period, she was taught a lesson by the dormitory auntie muttering, without saying a word, as soon as the door opened, she slipped in sideways, and ran to the dormitory quickly without saying goodbye to Gu Yaocen.

"What are you still doing?" When the dormitory auntie was about to lock the door again, she saw that Gu Yaocen was still standing there in a daze, and she couldn't help but get angry, "Good little girl, she was led to spoil by you social animals. Hurry up, I'm going to discuss with the principal tomorrow, so that the guards won't let you outsiders in."

"Auntie, I'm not considered a foreigner, I'm a family member."

"Hey, which family member would come to see someone in the middle of the night? Looking at you, I guess you are a playboy who lied to a little girl."

Gu Yaocen: "...Come on, take a look at my ID."

The dormitory auntie looked at the bright red books and snorted, "These certificates cost five yuan at the school gate, you can have as many as you want, and it will make your wife and husband the best movie queens."

"...Mine is real, nine dollars and nine."

"Okay, okay, let's go." The dormitory aunt glanced at the red book again, feeling that the texture seemed a little different, she couldn't hold back her curiosity, yawned, opened it again, and said something meaningful Said: "This is the consequence of an old cow eating tender grass. It's lonely, empty and cold. Let's endure it. It's been four years in college."

Gu Yaocen: "..."

The dormitory auntie locked the door and left yawning. Gu Yaocen stood there for another 2 minutes before leaving. On the way, she received a message from a bad girl.

"Gu Caocao: Be careful on the road."

Gu Yaocen's mood inexplicably improved again, biting his lip, and responded to the message in one go:

"Gu Yaocen: Please obey my wife's order."

Lin Caocao, who was lying on the bed, saw these words, and secretly rolled twice under the quilt, biting her lips and muttering to herself: "Shameless..."