Five Elements Deficiency Grass

"Nor...not..."

The word "rubbing x" made Lin Caocao, who was just bluffing, even more ashamed to death. He stammered halfway through the sentence, and realized something belatedly, his eyes widened suddenly, looking at Gu Yaocen, "you you you you……"

Because she was too emotional, Lin Caocao's lips trembled for a long time, "you" didn't say anything for a long time, and as if thinking of something in the middle, she quickly covered her chest and backed away again and again.

The bathroom was slippery, and Gu Yaocen was afraid that she would fall, so he quickly reached out to wrap her around her, "Be careful."

"Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard..." Lin Caocao finally regained her strength, found her own voice, and yelled at her while pushing her, "You despicable, shameless, dirty bastard..."

Regarding her "unscrupulous words", Gu Yaocen also generously ignored her. Since she couldn't pretend anymore, she simply came to her senses, "Well, I'm despicable, shameless, nasty..."

Lin Caocao: "..."

The essence of scolding is to scold the other party so angry that they jump their feet, but they are powerless to refute, but if you encounter the kind of invulnerable person who can accept whatever you scold, it basically means that you have lost.

Sure enough, the old ancestor sincerely did not deceive her—a shameless person is invincible in the world.

Lin Caocao was so blocked that she almost couldn't breathe, she could only stare at Gu Yaocen viciously with her eyes wide open, took a few deep breaths to calm herself down, and said through gritted teeth, "Baby Cen Cen, you are drunk ..."

"..."

"I said you were drunk, but you were drunk, did you hear me?"

"……heard it."

"Drunk people can't understand human speech, so don't talk to them."

"..."

"Did you hear that?"

"...I'm drunk, I don't understand what you're talking about."

Lin Caocao choked, unable to breathe out or swallow, but glanced at the other party's plump hill from the corner of the eye, and inexplicably calmed down a bit, pursed her lips, "Drunk people can't speak If you speak so clearly, you should be a little bit sweeter."

"..." When she was pretending to be drunk, she did some shameless things and could deceive herself, but now she is not drunk as a fig leaf, so that she can wake up sober - Gu Yaocen feels that this is too shameful.

"Tell me something quickly to see if you are really drunk."

"..." Gu Yaocen, who was really not drunk, was about to collapse at this moment: What kind of weird... devil is a bad girl? ? ?

After being quiet for half a minute, Gu Yaocen had no choice but to be defeated by the bad girl's eyes of "Say it or not, or I will divorce you", and resisted the coquettish tone that made him feel cold, "I... …I……"

"What me? I want to say baby Cen Cen."

"...I'm drunk, I can't understand human speech..." Gu Yaocen swallowed.

"Are you going to say it? Are you going to say it?" Lin Caocao jumped up and hung her whole body on her body, her bare legs tightly wrapped around her waist, one hand hung around her neck, and the other made a gesture Going to choke her neck, he didn't notice how the posture of the two of them at this moment makes people... daydream.

When Gu Yaocen lowered her eyes slightly, she could see the indescribable places close to her. She thought she was a very normal woman. If the other party was also a "normal" woman, she would definitely not be so forbearing at this moment.

But looking at the innocent little white rabbit of the bad girl, she could only keep chanting the mantra to herself in her heart: the bad girl is still young, still young, still young, so small that the small steamed buns are still from the Wangzai brand.

"I'm really drunk... Continue rubbing for you?"

Only then did Lin Caocao pay attention to her eyes, and quickly reached out to cover her eyes, "Bastard, where are you looking..."

"Didn't you rub it just now? Now whether you cover my eyes or not, they have a clear appearance in my mind..."

Lin Caocao couldn't listen anymore, so she hurriedly covered her mouth, "Bastard ahhhhh..."

"...Don't move around, come down first..."

"I won't come down, I'm going to kill you bastard..."

"Lin Caocao... um..." Gu Yaocen's tense strings were completely broken, and he picked up the shower on the side with great effort, turned it on, and quickly rinsed the bubbles on himself and Lin Caocao, and then took the bath towel on the side to wash away the bubbles. The two were wrapped together.

Lin Caocao panicked instantly, "Gu Yaocen, you...what are you doing?"

"Did you forget it?"

"???what?"

"28 years old, rounded up is 30, a [-]-year-old woman is like a wolf and a tiger, that's what you said."

Lin Caocao wanted to break free from her arms, but she was wrapped in a bath towel and Gu Yaocen wouldn't let go, so she couldn't break free at all, so she could only follow Gu Yaocen back to the bedroom with half pushes and half pushes.

In this case, the bed is a special place.

"Okay, okay, I'm sure you're drunk, I don't want you to be a dick... Well... my little Nei Nei is still s**t..."

"Shall I take it off for you?"

"No, no, no... Gu Yaocen, baby Cen Cen..."

"Ah."

"I'm going to pee, let me go first..."

"true or false?"

"Really... I have a habit. I like to pee in the shower..."

Gu Yaocen: "..."

"Really, I'm about to pee, let me go, or I'll pee on you later."

Gu Yaocen: "..."

After hesitating for a few seconds, Gu Yaocen let her go.

As soon as Gu Yaocen let go, Lin Caocao slipped into the bathroom like a rabbit, and closed the door with a "bang".

The fragrant nephrite in his arms suddenly disappeared, Gu Yaocen felt strangely empty, wrapped in a bath towel, found a disposable underwear provided by the hotel from the side, and sent one to Lin Caocao, "Open the door."

"what?"

"I'll send you...nei."

After a while, Lin Caocao opened the door a little bit, looked at her defensively, "I won't wear yours."

Gu Yaocen laughed angrily, "What do you think about all day long, the hotel provides a one-off."

Lin Caocao rolled her eyes before accepting the packaging bag she handed over.

"Stop hiding in the bathroom, come to sleep."

"You want to take care of it?" Lin Cao hastily slammed the door shut.

Gu Yaocen stood at the door for a while before returning to the bedroom to dry his hair.It wasn't until the hair was dried that the bathroom door opened, and she walked out cautiously wearing a bathrobe that was clearly one size larger.

"Come here, I'll dry your hair for you."

Lin Cao hastily ignored her, walked around to the other side of the bed, lay down on the pillow, and pointed the back of her head at her.

Gu Yaocen knew what she was awkward, climbed onto the bed, knelt on the bed and helped her dry her hair.

"hypocritically!"

"Don't move, it's so late, if you don't dry your hair, you'll get a headache."

"Hypocritical." The mouth was stiff, but the body was very honest, and obediently did not move.

The corners of Gu Yaocen's lips twitched, and he helped her dry her wet hair before turning off the blower, "Okay."

Lin Caocao snorted, seeing that there was no movement behind her for a long time, she couldn't help turning around, and when she saw the tigress, she looked at her, subconsciously trying to hide, but she felt that she couldn't be coaxed, "What are you looking at?"

"You look good."

Lin Caocao rolled her eyes, "Anyway, you are a big liar, I don't believe your words anymore."

Gu Yaocen, who pretended to be drunk, felt that he was powerless to argue at this moment.

"You actually lied to me by pretending to be drunk." The more Lin Caocao thought about it, the angrier she became, and when she thought about how she had done so many embarrassing things, she became even more frantic, and was so angry that she hit Gu Yaocen, "Big liar, big liar, you are so shameless!" .”

Gu Yaocen grabbed her waving hand, "Okay, okay, we will keep this matter a secret, and we will forget it when we wake up."

For Gu Yaocen, everything she said and did while pretending to be drunk made her collapse after thinking about it, and she also felt ashamed.

Lin Caocao thought for a while, "Why are you not drunk?"

"...I didn't drink that sparkling water."

"...So you knew from the beginning?"

Gu Yaocen hesitated for two seconds before nodding, "I heard the conversation between you and Tingting."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"...Why do you want to get me drunk? Is it really..."

"No..." Lin Caocao looked down at her chest, and was discouraged again, "Aside from that, they say you're fun when you're drunk..."

In other words, what is the reason? ? ?

"Why do you want me to give it to you... Well, that's what... Is it because it hurts there?"

"It's not for your sake." Now that she said it, Lin Caocao simply broke the jar, "My thing is too small, it's hard to the touch, it's all bones, my mother said, I need more massages to re-grow... I am for you..."

Gu Yaocen: "..."

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