Five Elements Deficiency Grass

He didn't ask any substantive information, instead, Yu Mali was stuffed with dog food invisibly for no reason by Yu Mali who was running the train with his mouth full. Gu Yaocen once again felt that his brain was twitching, so he went to consult Yu Mali with such a question.

"Super Mario: Do ​​you think you can't do it?"

"Super Mario: Sister, if you can't do it, tell me, I'll teach you one hundred and eight moves on the bed, and keeping them will make your children overwhelmed."

"Super Mario: I have a collection of various high-definition limited-level LVs, do you want to share with you?"

"Super Mario: Gu Yaocen, where are you?"

Gu Yaocen stared expressionlessly at the message that flashed on the screen every ten seconds. When she saw the two letters "LV", her eyes moved, and she stared at the message repeatedly for a long time, but Still can't guess what it means.

She had a hunch that the "jargon" spit out from Teddy's mouth must have no good intentions, but she couldn't help being curious.

After hesitating for a while, she replied slowly:

"Gu Yaocen: LV?"

"Super Mario: Can you type faster if you have a chat?"

"Super Mario: Same-sex marriage has been legal for so many years, yet you still don't know the lingo of our crowd? Gu Xiaoxiao, that uninteresting female devil, knows more than you, thanks to you being the first one among us to fall in love. "

"Gu Yaocen: Love to talk but not to talk."

"Super Mary:……"

"Super Mario: Ignorance is amazing."

"Super Mario: You deserve it."

"Gu Yaocen: You can't."

"Super Mario: I'm very good, why do you think my baby is with me, just to live well for me."

"Gu Yaocen: ..."

"Super Mario: Alright, I'll give you some LV later."

"Super Mario: By the way, do you have Baidu Netdisk?"

"Gu Yaocen: No, I have a USB flash drive."

"Super Mary:……"

"Super Mario: You first go to the app store to download a Baidu Netdisk, register an account with your mobile phone number, and then tell me when you're done, and I'll send it to you."

Gu Yaocen vaguely knew something, but driven by curiosity, her fingers quickly returned.

"Gu Yaocen: Got it."

Under the urging of Yu Mali, Gu Yaocen immediately downloaded Baidu Netdisk and registered an account. Just after notifying the other party on WeChat, the phone vibrated, and the notification bar showed that there was a notification from Baidu Netdisk.

In the few seconds she was in a daze, she received another message from Yu Mali on the chat interface:

"Super Mario: Let me tell you, I have already sent you the resource, you have to download it immediately, otherwise you will be harmonized."

Gu Yaocen looked at this message, curled up his fingers, stayed for a while before quitting WeChat, clicked on the notification in the message bar, followed the notification and opened Baidu Netdisk, there was a small red button in the upper right corner of the friend bar Click, Gu Yaocen clicked hard, and a cover image of a small video immediately popped up on the chat interface.

Without any precautions, the very inappropriate scene came into view, and Gu Yaocen froze. After realizing it, she immediately restrained her surprised expression, and calmly exited the Baidu Netdisk.

"Super Mario: Is the download ready?"

"Super Mario: Let me tell you, this is my private possession. For your sexual life, I don't hide it at all."

"Super Mario: Gu Yaocen, why don't you give me a reaction?"

……

On WeChat, Yu Mali's messages were flickering wildly. Gu Yaocen watched her messages one after another blankly, but her heart was turbulent. She was deliberating whether to block people outright, or...pretend to confiscate them To what she passed on from Baidu Cloud.

After hesitating for a long time, she quit WeChat, and pretended that she hadn't seen Yu Mali's message. Instead, she dug out the address book, found the other party's phone number, and called.

The phone was picked up as soon as it rang, and Yu Mali's violent voice came over immediately, "Will you delay your orgasm just by replying to my message?"

Gu Yaocen automatically muted the two words after her, and said calmly: "What did you send me just now? The circuit in my house may have tripped just now, and the Internet was suddenly disconnected."

There was silence on the phone for a full 30 seconds before Yu Mali cursed softly, "Fuck you, the circuit trips in a noble area like yours? Gu Yaocen, you take me for a fool."

"Believe it or not."

"...Then did you receive the information I sent you on Baidu Netdisk?"

"No."

The long inhalation sound was still clear across the radio waves, "At such a critical moment, will you die if you use your mobile network?"

Gu Yaocen still had a calm expression on his face, "If you forget it, let's do it another day."

"...Do you want love or not?"

"It's late, I'm going to bed, you should go to bed early too."

"...after ten o'clock in the future, please don't call me."

Gu Yaocen pursed his lips, "Well, I will try my best."

There was another slurred curse on the other side of the phone, and then the voice in my ear became a busy tone.

Gu Yaocen threw away his phone, and he let out a long breath, but the scene he just saw on Baidu Cloud flashed wildly in his mind uncontrollably.

She doesn’t know much about X. Her life trajectory is not similar to that of her peers. Her excellence makes her out of tune with ordinary people. Which classmate will share with her which boy is good-looking, and no matter how old she is, no roommate will hide in the bed in the dormitory and share those indescribable pictures, words, and videos with her.

And in the circle of friends, most of them are equally outstanding elites. Everyone is either busy with their studies or taking over the family business. They are really powerless for the entertainment of these dudes.

It is rare to have a teddy spirit like Yu Mali who is full of mouth and runs the train. She is also a "late bloomer". After all, she only fell in love at the age of 26. Yu Mali used to be a white rabbit as clean as paper.It's just unbelievable that as soon as the love affair begins, this pure little white rabbit turns yellow to the bone.

Therefore, this kind of life circle also created Gu Yaocen's idiot performance in some aspects.

She can understand superficial dirty jokes, and that's all she understands.

Gu Yaocen tried hard to erase this image in her mind, but she couldn't get it out of her mind after repeated over and over again. She gritted her teeth, sat up again, picked up her phone, and opened the Baidu Netdisk.

After hesitating for a long time, she clicked on the video sent by Yu Mali.

The picture quality is very clear, the two heroines in the video are also very good-looking, and the filming... is also very gentle and warm...

However, when he saw the tenth and eighth second, Gu Yaocen quickly pressed the pause button and backed out.

She bit her lip, suppressed the strange feeling in her heart, took a few deep breaths, and tried not to care about those strange feelings in her body.

But taking a few deep breaths, the self-control she was proud of didn't bring her back to calm quickly, so she had to get out of bed, go to the bathroom and wash her cold face.

In the mirror, her face was red, and the water waves in her eyebrows made her feel strange. She touched her face, and felt her heartbeat against her chest. The "thumping" heartbeat was also strange to her.

"Could it be that 28 years old... is really an age like a wolf and a tiger?" Gu Yaocen looked at himself in the mirror and muttered to himself, "Or...should..."

Even though she was ashamed and didn't want to admit it, Gu Yaocen couldn't ignore the changes in her body and mind in the short 10 minutes just now.

When lying back on the bed again, Gu Yaocen stared at the empty pillow next to the bed for a long time. Habits are really a terrible thing. She has been sleeping alone since she was four years old. After so many years, she has always slept alone. , I never feel that two pillows are redundant, and the bed is 1.8 meters wide.

But since when did she unconsciously leave a space for others when sleeping, and she felt that the empty pillow was too much, and the empty side of the bed seemed too wide.

Gu Yaocen turned over, turned his back to the extra pillow, closed his eyes, and tried hard to force himself to fall asleep.

However, just after 3 minutes, she couldn't help but opened her eyes again, picked up the phone as if discouraged, opened WeChat absently, hesitated, and couldn't help but click on the top contact .

After opening the chat box for a long time, she finally mustered up the courage to type a line: Are you going to sleep today?

When hesitating whether to send it or not, a message popped up on the screen in a second:

"A weed: [smiley face jpg]"

Gu Yaocen was stunned, and immediately deleted all the messages he had edited, and quickly edited a new message.

"Gu Yaocen: ???"

"A weed: wrong [囧jpg]"

"A weed: Gu Yaocen, you haven't slept yet."

"Gu Yaocen: You didn't sleep either."

It wasn't until the screen went dark that Lin Caocao sent another message.

"A weed: I can't sleep."

"Gu Yaocen: Why can't you sleep?"

"A weed: The scene of the horror movie I watched last time, I'm still scared..."

"Gu Yaocen: Coward."

"A weed: Zuo Hum"

Seeing the expression of pouting to the left, Gu Yaocen couldn't help but smile.

"A weed: Then why didn't you sleep?"

"Gu Yaocen: Deal with the mail."

"A weed: Oh."

Gu Yaocen waited for a long time, but did not get any news from the bad girl.

She bit her lip and had no choice but to say:

"Gu Yaocen: I thought you weren't afraid anymore."

"A weed: Scared, scared to death."

"Gu Yaocen: Oh."

"A weed: I won't be with you anymore, I'm asleep!"

"Gu Yaocen: Oh."

"A weed:..."

"A Weed: Pig's Head [jpg]"

Two seconds later, Zhutou's emoticon was withdrawn.

"A weed: I'm sorry, I sent it wrong."

"Gu Yaocen: It's okay."

"A weed: I'm really afraid..."

"Gu Yaocen: Oh."

The phone screen went quiet again.

When Gu Yaocen thought of the bad girl's expression at this moment, his brows and eyebrows that had been tense just now relaxed without realizing it.

Three minutes later, she sent another message.

"Gu Yaocen: If you don't come here, I'll lock the door."

After the message was sent, there was no response on the screen, but the bad girl's head came out of the curtain, she smirked at Gu Yaocen, and whispered, "As long as you don't lock the window, it will be fine."

Gu Yaocen: "..."

Seeing her silent, Lin Caocao walked over lightly, "Parents are here, I'm afraid...uh... Mom asked me some strange things at the airport, I'm afraid they might misunderstand."

Sure enough.

Gu Yaocen looked coldly at the innocent young girl, but he wanted to laugh for no reason, "Why are you still standing there?"

Lin Caocao understood immediately, ran over and climbed onto the bed, and lay down obediently.

Gu Yaocen just liked the cuteness she pretended occasionally, and her eyes softened unconsciously, "What did Mom ask you?"

Lin Caocao looked at her, and immediately avoided Gu Yaocen's gaze once she caught sight of her, "It's...it's really nothing, just...just ask..."

"Can't you tell me?"

"No, it's not." Lin Caocao immediately shook her head.

"Then tell me, let me see what weird questions Mom has asked you."

This is awkward.

Lin Caocao bit her lip and went to look at Gu Yaocen secretly, but when she noticed that the other person was looking at her with the back of her head propped on one hand, she was so frightened that she quickly closed her eyes, "Oh, I'm so sleepy, I fell asleep... "

"Is it a secret between you and your mother? So you can't let me know?"

Not knowing if it was her own illusion, Lin Caocao felt that she heard a sense of loss from Gu Yaocen's tone.

She cautiously opened one eye, and seeing Gu Yaocen lowering her eyes, her expression seemed to be a bit lost, she immediately became entangled in her heart, hesitated for a while, and couldn't help but said, "It's...not What secret, let me tell you...you can't laugh at me..."

"Well, I'm not kidding you."

"If I get the wrong answer, you mustn't be angry with me."

"Well, don't be angry."

Lin Caocao was still worried, "Then you can't drive me out even if you are angry."

"Well, I won't drive you out." Gu Yaocen raised his eyes and looked at her. "I know my mother best. I'm just curious about what mother asks you. By the way, I will analyze why mother asks you like that."

Lin Caocao still trusted her, bit her lips, and said truthfully, "Mom first asked if we got along well recently, and I said yes, then she asked if we had any breakthroughs...the breakthrough Hope you understand, just holding hands, hugging, kissing and so on..."

Lin Caocao blushed more and more, and her voice became smaller and smaller.

Gu Yaocen didn't give her any room to back down, "Then why did you reply?"

Lin Caocao quietly shrank back under the blanket, "I...I said yes, there are..."

"..." Gu Yaocen really wanted to pinch her neck and ask her, where did she hold hands with her, hug her and kiss her on the mouth, but she is a dignified president of the Gu family, and she can't be dishonest, so she took a deep breath, "Mom still asked What's wrong with you?"

"She...she also asked if we slept together..."

"You admit it too?"

Lin Caocao nodded. Seeing that Gu Yaocen's expression was not quite right, she hurriedly said haha: "Gu Yaocen, our mother is so amazing, she can guess that we are sleeping together, it is really amazing, my mother is a fairy..."

"Lin Caocao!"

"You, you said you wouldn't be angry."

Looking at her big eyes, Gu Yaocen held his breath, and it took him a while to recover, "Do you know what a kiss is?"

Lin Caocao nodded, then quickly shook her head, "I don't know."

"You don't know why you said yes to your mother?"

"But...but we kissed on the cheek, it's about the same as a kiss on the mouth, right?"

approximately equal to...

"...Sorry, I'm going to backtrack."

Lin Caocao quickly wrapped herself in the quilt, closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Gu Yaocen saw that she was pretending to be dead again, he couldn't breathe at all, and stared at Lin Caocao condescendingly.

Lin Caocao was very good at pretending to be dead, and under Gu Yaocen's direct gaze, he still pretended to be calm.

Gu Yaocen felt aggrieved, but when she thought that the other party was going to take the college entrance examination in two days, she wouldn't really do anything to him. After staring at her for a while, she became discouraged and lay down on the outermost edge of the bed.

Lin Caocao rubbed her nose and face, and when Gu Yaocen turned off the light, she rolled away, and then hugged Gu Yaocen tightly, and hugged him boldly.

Gu Yaocen didn't want to pay attention to her, twisted his body, and didn't push the person away, so he ignored her.

Lin Caocao continued to rub her nose and face, and whispered against her back: "If you are not convinced, then I will let you kiss me."

Gu Yaocen laughed.

"Except for the fact that a kiss is about equal, everything else I've said is the truth..."

"Shut up." The more Gu Yaocen thought about it, the more angry he became, he turned over and pushed the person to the other side of the bed, "Go over a bit, I'm hot."

Only then did Lin Caocao calm down, and obediently lay on her pillow, "Gu Yaocen, it's not good to get wrinkles easily when you get angry. You see, you are 28 years old, you have to take care of your skin..."

Gu Yaocen covered her chattering little mouth with his hand, and said viciously: "Say one more word, and I'll throw you out immediately."

Lin Caocao blinked frantically, and Gu Yaocen let her go.

Frightened by her, Lin Caocao calmed down and lay flat on her pillow obediently and quietly, not daring to move.

Gu Yaocen deliberately turned his back to her and didn't make any noise.

Just like that, the two who tossed and turned for most of the night fell asleep in a daze.

Early the next morning, Lin Caocao, who was used to getting up early, opened her eyes and slipped back to her room. She stayed in her room and memorized words. When she heard Ms. Song's voice from outside, she pretended to stretch herself. Get out of your room.

"Mom, are you up now?"

"As I get older, I can't sleep late in the morning." Although Ms. Song doesn't look old, she likes to rely on the old to sell her old. "Why don't you sleep for a while, baby? You should recharge your batteries during the few days of vacation."

"I'm full of sleep." Lin Caocao stretched her waist and pretended to yawn, and walked downstairs together holding Ms. Song's hand.

"Is Cen Cen up?"

"I don't know, why don't I go to my sister's room?"

Gu Yaocen, who was already fully dressed and sitting on the sofa in the living room, listened to the bad girl's words, put down the coffee in his hand, and glanced upstairs, "Is there anything Mom can do with me?"

"Oh, Cen Cen is up too." Ms. Song smiled falsely. She thought about it last night and felt that the chat with her baby last night was too straightforward. She was a little guilty at the moment, "The thing is No, just asking."

Gu Yaocen picked up the coffee and drank it down, and waited until the two approached before saying: "If mom is fine, I'm going to the company."

Ms. Song: "It's so early."

Lin Caocao quickly interjected: "My sister always goes to the company at this time."

Gu Yaocen ignored the two people who sang and sang, and sent the coffee cup to the kitchen, greeted them again, and went to the door to change shoes.

Before going out, she seemed to think of something again, and looked back at the two people, one big and one small standing by the sofa watching her, her eyes swept from Lin Caocao's face to Ms. Song's face and stopped, "Mom, I remind you One thing for you."

"Huh? What's the matter?"

"Your hasty baby is going to take the college entrance examination the day after tomorrow, you know that?"

"Well, I know that."

"Please don't bother this... girl who is about to take the college entrance examination, understand? Let her have a time to read quietly, and stop talking about things."

Gu Yaocen especially emphasized the word "girl".

Ms. Song was very embarrassed by her words, "Hey, I'm sensible, you can go to the company quickly..."

Gu Yaocen didn't believe Ms. Song's propriety at all, "Your careless baby has improved by leaps and bounds in the past few months. As long as there are no accidents, you can still choose a second-rate university."

"Wow... Is Cao Cao such a good baby?" Ms. Song was really surprised. After all, the entrance examination back then was really horrible. When she went to find Principal Song, she felt very embarrassed.

Gu Yaocen didn't speak, he opened the door and walked out.

She thought that Ms. Song was back, and she could breathe a sigh of relief. Finally, there was someone who could help her manage bad girls.After what happened last night, she now only feels tired. Ms. Song's return is not to relieve her burden, but to increase her pressure.

After Gu Yaocen went out, Ms. Song immediately pulled Lin Caocao to ask about her grades.

"Baby Cao Cao, you are a genius. I have only been away for three months, and your grades have improved so much. You are all serious, and you didn't tell me."

To be honest, Ms. Song actually didn't have any hope of applying for the college entrance examination of her careless baby.But I don't think it's really a three-day farewell, and I should look at it with admiration. In just a few months, my grades have improved so rapidly.

"It's my sister's tutoring." Actually, Lin Caocao never thought that she could still pass the college entrance examination and choose a university, and she was a little proud of herself, but in this pride, she felt that Gu Yaocen deserved the most credit.

Gu Yaocen is not just a tuition teacher, but also... her life mentor. It is she who found the direction of life in the confusion and found the confidence in the low self-esteem.

"No, learning this kind of thing is mainly on your own." Ms. Song now looks at the well-behaved little daughter-in-law, the more precious she is, remembering what Gu Yaocen explained, she hurriedly said: "Mom won't tell you anymore, you Hurry up and have breakfast, after breakfast you can do your work, mom won't disturb your review."

"Yeah." Although she said to relax before the exam, Lin Caocao still wanted to hug her feet temporarily, not to mention other things, it would be good to memorize a few English essays. Her grades were not good in mathematics and science. It is too high to raise the score, but in English, if you are lucky, you can still do it.

Ms. Song didn't take the scumbag's college entrance examination to heart before, so she was a little more carefree. After being reminded by Gu Yaocen, she immediately became nervous, even more nervous than Gu Yaocen's college entrance examination back then.

During the two days of reviewing at home with Lin Caocao, Ms. Song and Papa Gu pushed away all friends’ gatherings and refused to invite others to come to the house as guests. They didn’t even dare to go upstairs except to give people some fruit and tea.

After two tense days, Lin Caocao finally ushered in the college entrance examination of her life.