The Magical Nanga River [Comprehensive]

Evening in Ikebukuro is the busiest time of the day.

Teijin was carrying a bag, and it was rare that he was not accompanied by Sonohara-san. He walked in the crowd with his head down, looking a little lonely.

He was thinking about things in his heart, and his mood was quite low.

He hasn't seen his monster brother for nearly half a month.

This was a situation that had never happened since he was born. He couldn't help but think, brother Yokai ran so fast that day, did he encounter something urgent and dangerous, so he couldn't return to him until now?

Ever since he was a child, he has known that he is a little different from ordinary people, because he is accompanied by a monster that others cannot see. From what he saw and heard outside, there was nothing he could do about it, his monster brother was a little homebound, and he didn't want to go out at all.

In my memory, at the very beginning, Brother Yokai was reluctant to speak.

Just standing there quietly, with his head down all the time, looking sad.

It took Teijin a long time and a lot of hard work to finally get a response, but even so, Teijin didn’t know him very well, only occasionally knowing that he was a ninja when he was alive, that kind of cool but almost extinct ninja figure.

Even the name was only recently known——

The name "Brother Yokai" was tentatively settled on after discussing with Masaomi, his only good friend at the time, when he was still young.In fact, if Brother Youkai paid him a little attention at that time, maybe he would have called him "Big Brother Obito".

It turned out to be Obito Uchiha...

A little cool, a little inspirational.

Teijin sighed inaudibly, he looked up at the city, feeling lonely for the first time.

Obviously when he first came to Ikebukuro, it was very lively. At this moment, even he couldn't help thinking that maybe it would be better if he didn't come out of the country.Because he longed for the abnormal daily life and so on, he did see a lot of unusual things, such as urban legends, but he also lost some things because of this, such as his good friend Masaomi.

Now it seems that even the monster brother is lost...

"Emperor Emperor~Dragon Peak Emperor Emperor~"

"..."

Ah, oops, I met someone I didn't want to meet.

Teijin felt that his luck was very bad, so he faced it directly, and the other party discovered him first, so he didn't even have time to pretend he didn't see it and leave quietly. "Mr. Lin Ye..."

If he wanted to say that in Ikebukuro, he didn't want to see anyone, it was definitely Orihara Rinya, after all, the other party was too smart.

Even if you like abnormal daily life, it doesn't mean you like being abused, and when you meet Orihara Rinya, there are eight out of ten times you will be abused.

It is said that Ikebukuro is not small, but he can always meet Orihara Rin.Teijin couldn't help but glanced around, thinking to himself, don't meet Shizuo Heiwajima again, his mood is too low now, and he doesn't want to see two celebrities performing terrible domestic violence in front of him at all.

"If nothing happens, I'll..."

"Ok?"

... A smiling Rinya-san is really scary.

"I'm going home to study, after all, the exam is coming soon." Teijin said seriously.

Lin Ye smiled slightly, never expecting to hear such a simple reason.

Only then did he remember, oh, so the kid in front of him who was dragged into the mini-game by him was still a student.

But so what?

"Teijin-kun is still a child who can hide in school at will~" Lin also made a specious sad expression, "Compared to this, many people have become dirty adults in society. Seriously All in all, the happiest time in my life is at school. But my high school career was not happy~”

Teijin: "..."

So, is that why we got tricked by you?

Are you messing up our lives because you didn't have a good time in high school?

Teijin squeezed the strap of his satchel tightly, trying his best to keep himself calm and not to show his emotions.In fact, he was afraid of revealing his emotions in front of this terrible man.

Lin also didn't seem to notice Teijin's changes, and still talked with a smile, "But sometimes, I feel that I haven't grown up yet, after all, I'm forever. After all, Xiaojing is different, that can't be Measured by human calculations, he was a single cell when he was young, but when he grew up it was..."

He stopped suddenly while speaking, tilted his head and thought for a while, very unkindly ignored Teijin who was waiting for follow-up, and turned the topic in a 360-degree turn, "Then let's make a long story short, Teijin-kun who has to study hard. In fact, I came here on purpose to find you, you picked up two of my little friends a while ago, can you return them to me?"

The emperor heard the words: "..."

Suddenly I don't know how to react.

If you talk like that, Brother Ban and Big Brother Zhujian will beat you to death.

"Those two aren't very familiar with you, are they?" After a while, Emperor Ren said.After all, if you think about it carefully, the relationship between him and Zhuban is closer, at least there is Obito in the middle.

Lin also stared at Teijin for a few seconds, then raised his smiling face, "It seems that Diren has a good impression of the two of them."

Teijin said, there is no way, with the bonus of the monster brother, even if you don't think about it.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but look at Lin Ye a few more times, wondering if his secret would be discovered again... That's right, "again".

The frightening thing about Orihara Rinya is that he is an information dealer who knows almost everything, and is good at using what he knows to deliberately create incidents. No matter what the outcome is, it will make people very unhappy at first.

Not everyone likes to be calculated.

"It seems that I can't get any clues from Di Renjun, so I'd better think of other ways." Lin Ye sighed, but he didn't look very so-called, "Goodbye."

Teijin watched Rinya leave as soon as he said he wanted to leave. He didn't expect to be found out that he had no news about Hashirama and Madara. He was indeed a man who should not be underestimated. He was a little moved and wanted to ask if he could tell him when he found it. There was a sound.

That's right, Hashirama and Madara were gone too.

Half a month ago, I was still thinking about it at night. Because one attracted two, it was a good deal to buy one and get two free. I didn’t expect that it was a loss-making business. The two attracted took the only one away...

Say something before you go!

I am ready to spend money!

Sure enough, there is no basic trust between humans and monsters!

……

Of course, the two Zhu Madara who were being talked about by Teijin would not deliberately leave without saying goodbye.

Hashirama is willing to swear by his brother Tomonama's reputation. At the beginning, he really just wanted to drag his little friend Madara around the nearby city, talk, exchange emotions, and come back on time that night.

I don’t know whether it was intentional or unintentional to say those things that the bear child brought the soil. In short, even the first generation who didn’t hold grudges was secretly hurt and wanted to hit someone. , he had to take it easy.

The reason why Madara should be put on is because he doesn’t want to separate even for a second, and also because he doesn’t want Madara to think about it alone. After all, Uchiha’s brain circuit is scary. What's up.

However, the plan could not keep up with the changes, and unexpected circumstances prevented them from going back as promised.

It was like this-

They didn't put much thought into finding Kakashi, the two walked casually, talking without saying a word.

Then Hashirama was hungry, and after being a bodyless soul for so long, he still cherished the body he got suddenly, so he asked Madara for his opinion.

"Should we eat first, or take a gamble first?"

Ban Wenyan wanted to get angry, but held back, "I don't have the money to bet on you."

Of course, he knew that his little friend's gambling luck was extremely poor. In fact, he had always wondered if his luck was too good in other places, so he all backtracked on gambling.

Perhaps Liudao's father didn't expect the younger son's reincarnation to be a gamble, so he ignored this part. Otherwise, with the old man's eccentricity, it is very likely that Hashirama will have good luck in all aspects.

"You can borrow it." Hashirama said that he was very confident in his face-scanning skills, and, "I still have you, Madara."

Sharingan, the king of illusion, you deserve it!

However, Madara ruthlessly rejected his proposal, "No, you didn't, don't even think about it."

"Can't there be?"

"..."

What I said seems to be a bit wrong.

Madara blinked, thinking for a while...

Before Madara could figure it out, Hashirama's stomach grumbled, and the blushing first generation immediately let go of the topic, pretending nothing happened, and waved his hand, "Forget it, let's go eat! "

"You really..." Madara was speechless, and she didn't want to talk to Hashirama anymore.

"What do you want to eat?" Hashirama asked with a smile on the expression of "you can order whatever you want", and then immediately answered by himself without waiting for Madara's answer, "I understand, sushi with tofu!"

Looking at Hashirama's smiling face, Madara always felt very uncomfortable, so he gave up the correct answer that was supposed to be answered, and replaced it with another food that was more deeply in his memory, "No, I want to eat red bean cake more today .”

Hashirama didn't understand, "Although they are all sweets, I haven't heard you say that you like them." And red bean cakes, can this be a staple food?

"I don't like it, but that boy Obito likes it very much." Madara said.

Column: "..."

What's wrong?

"I woke up one time and overheard Obito and Bai Jue arguing about which is better, sweet or salty. Xian Er's face turned red from arguing, but there was no way to tell Bai Jue, so he held his breath. Jin yelled "Red Bean Cake Sai Gao". "Thinking of the scene at that time, Banchi laughed out loud, not wanting to mention how big his psychological shadow was at that time.

It sounded funny, but Hashirama couldn't laugh at all, and even became sickly.

Madara noticed his change, pursed her lips, and said nothing.

Facts have proved that it is not so easy to find a shop that sells red bean cakes in an unfamiliar place. Compared with the sweet food on the long street in Uchiha Autonomous Region, Ikebukuro obviously has a lot of salty parties, and there are ramen, mixed rice, and sushi in a walk. , Buffet, Madara is not well.

This world is very unfriendly to Sweet Party!

Perhaps some convenience stores have them, but in order to cope with the dilemma of having no money, they can only choose a store that is not that big and has few customers.

Hashirama also regained some sanity from the inexplicable blow, and said to Madara with a stinky face, dumbfoundingly: "Don't be in a hurry, right? If you really change your preferences, then next time, I will accompany you again in the future. "It's amazing to be so generous, "However, I personally prefer bean curd sushi, bean curd sushi is the best food in the world!"... No wonder, why is it related to bear children?

Hashirama was crying in his heart, he would really be very upset if he wanted to take back what he said in the last chapter "it's nice to have someone with you".

Madara didn't insist, after all, he is an adult, he knows he can't get it, let it go first, but he is not a person who will let it go, "Don't eat mushrooms and mixed rice." Let everyone not get what they want.

Hashirama felt even more sad. Regarding the irreconcilable contradiction between the sweet party and the salty party, it is estimated that it will be difficult in a lifetime to hear Madara ask to happily immerse in the delicious mushroom mixed rice together.

Madara has lost interest. If possible, he even wants to solve it with a military food pill... I kind of miss the days of unscrupulously using golems of heretics as nourishment, and I don't have so many troubles to choose.

Speaking of which, didn't Obito later become like Bai Jue, who could not eat or drink? Why did he have to argue about the red bean cake that day?

...Xian Er's thoughts are really beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

"Then why don't you go eat ramen!" Hashirama pointed to the nearest ramen restaurant. It was deserted and had no customers, which met the requirements of the start. "Do you remember that there is also one in our place? I have been there before."

It was the only time.

After the establishment of the village, when he was too busy to touch the ground, he was really forced one day, so he sneaked out to find a friend. It was rare for the two of them to talk about business, and they talked nonsense for a while-of course Mostly he said, Madara listened.Then it happened to be time for dinner. During that time, there happened to be a lot of businesses in the village, so he suggested that the two of them go out to eat, and then chose a restaurant called Yile Ramen.

Madara didn't say a word, in the long years, such a small thing...he still remembers it.

It must be because ramen is salty.

"I don't know if the ramen shop will still exist in Naruto's era five or sixty years later." Hashirama said with a smile, "Madara, did you go back quietly afterwards?"

"No."

Why do you want to go back, there are many places selling ramen in the whole ninja world... Besides, he doesn't really like to eat it.

After he "died", he hid in a dark cave, and it was difficult to hear the voices outside. When he knew that Zhu Jian had passed away, it was a long time later, and later even the great enemy Fei Jian died.

Judging from the results, it is really unclear who will win and who will lose.

I didn't have a good time, and they couldn't escape.It's not easy for anyone.

There is no abnormality in the ramen shop. The boss is an uncle who looks very talkative. There is also a girl with short hair who is dressed as a clerk. There is only one customer, who is about the same age as Teijin. He has red hair. He may be a brother. He looks back when he hears the voice. After a quick glance, the one with the green sunglasses took a longer look.

"Welcome!" The waiter was originally talking to the two customers, and when he saw this, he straightened up and smiled at the two of them, "You two, what do you want to eat? I strongly recommend the specialty of this restaurant-the delicious ramen! "

Hashirama was very face-saving, "Really? Is it that delicious? What does it look like?" His eyes slid to the big bowl in front of the two children.

Sure enough, the clerk took a menu with the same pattern as the two bowls, "It's this kind, it's delicious!"

"Then give me two bowls first!"

"Okay, two bowls of ramen!"

Hashirama excitedly pulled Madara to sit down, and Madara's reaction was relatively flat. If I remember correctly, there are also sweet flavors in ramen, but... Forget it, I will let my friends eat salty once in a while It doesn't matter.

It must be said that Hashirama is a passionate and curious man—the attribute inherited from Ashura Chakra, which probably cannot be changed—this attribute of him is doomed to him, and he does not say a few words when he sees people Just uncomfortable.

Of course, the ninja's intuition will also play a role after being looked at a few more times. Subconsciously feel that something is wrong, even if there is no malice, he can't help but curiously explore.

"Hello." Hashirama's eyes were bright, in a state that was easy to trust.

The other party was also very face-saving, the one with redder hair smiled politely, and the other one with lighter hair nodded symbolically, showing an unreasonable attitude.But precisely, this person was the one who aroused Hashirama's ninja intuition.

"Are you brothers?"

Hashirama asked curiously, and at the same time thought of his own brother Feima, how envious he was.

I want a brother with the same hair color and painting style.

"No." The polite person didn't seem surprised, and said calmly, "We are a couple."

"...Huh?" Hashirama: It seems that he heard something strange?

The other party smiled gently and said: "It's not your fault for misunderstanding. In the past, I also doubted whether my father secretly lost my brother, but it was later confirmed that everything was a coincidence. Well, after getting in touch with him more, naturally Come to have a deeper relationship.”

So, it's a complete coincidence that my partner and I have the same face.

Hashirama was frightened, and the face of his brother in his mind was replaced by his little friend Madara in a second, and the fright he received was even greater——

Do you really have other ideas about your friends? Hey!

"Is it hard to accept?" Witnessing a Yan Yi up close, that person was also very uncomfortable, "Sorry, I thought most people..." As he spoke, he suddenly noticed the two people's hands clasped, The words on the side were suddenly stuck, and he couldn't help looking at his little boyfriend, thinking: There is nothing wrong with these two, they are so upright, how can they be shocked by other people's feelings?

The little boyfriend shook his head slightly, but didn't answer, he just secretly thought, if you knew who they were, you probably wouldn't ask.

As a person with superpowers, the little boyfriend said that he seemed to have discovered a big secret, and he was afraid of being entangled.

After all, Madara is a sensitive Uchiha. In the eyes of others who hesitate to speak, he quickly realized the inadequacy between him and Hashirama.

His face darkened for a moment, and then he thought absently, I am really getting used to those little moves of my little friend.

Regardless of whether this is right or not.

Under the clear eyes of others, Madara still wanted to nod, struggling to strike, ignoring Hashirama's sad little expression.

Madara breathed a sigh of relief quietly, thinking to himself, fortunately it was not in front of Obito, otherwise the old face would really be lost.

With an indescribable face on his head, Hashirama once again cast his gaze on the two teenagers. After accepting the setting of a couple who look alike, it seems quite interesting.Especially with a pretty face, good-looking × 2.

What should I do if I suddenly feel envious?

The boy being sized up: "..."

Are all uncles so direct now?

"However, if you are like this, does your family know?"

Zhuma thought of the ninja world. In fact, in their time, they had heard a lot about men and men being together. After all, there are many men in the ninja world, and it is inevitable that they will have different feelings when they get along day and night. ...It's a pity that he didn't think about himself at the beginning. If he had thought about it, maybe the result would be different...

This uncle cared a little too much.

The red-haired boy thought, probably because he was a fellow, so he couldn't help but learn something in common from others.

"We have already met the elders of both sides."

It is impossible to find weaknesses in them.

The little boyfriend silently glanced at his lover, thinking, is it not good for you to provoke the old man like this.

However, ah, ah, the boyfriend still has to be pampered by himself.

And really Akashi is cute too.

Let me introduce——

Saiki Kusuo, a living superpower, basically has all the abilities you can imagine.

For example, he could hear people's inner voices, and he knew their identities almost the moment Hashirama and Madara entered the store.

Ninja world, ninja, five or sixty years later, the era of Naruto, there are not many keywords, but it can be put together roughly.

Two ninjas who lived fifty or sixty years ago.

Naruto is also a ninja, and very powerful, he is the leader of an era.

But at present, in the world he lives in, ninjas are no longer mainstream.

Therefore, based on the above, it can be seen that:

These are two ninjas from another world.

It turns out that there are really other worlds in the universe...

The person with superpowers expressed being frightened.

Let's talk about his couple.

First of all, the two of them look very similar, but their hair color is very different.

He himself has pink hair, and his lover has rose-colored hair.

The ninja named Hashirama is probably colorblind

...By the way, can you be a ninja if you are colorblind?

The boyfriend's name is Akashi Seijuro, he is an excellent person in all aspects, and he is a class lower than him. The two are not in the same school, but Akashi's name has been passed on to him in various ways before they know each other. in the ears. .Learning comes first, he has a lot of hobbies and has achieved first grades in all of them. He is an annoying "child of other people" who has no dead ends in all aspects. The most worth mentioning is that his basketball skills are very good. Akashi in basketball seems to be glowing.

For a while, he wondered if Akashi was a hidden superpower.

Maybe the timing was wrong, and the first meeting did not leave a good impression on each other. Fortunately, Akashi is a second-year student, and he specializes in second-year students.

Well, it's getting too far, I can't help but want to show it off.

Okay, back to the front, to correct one point, they did meet the elders, but as friends, so Akashi who is so proud and not full of words is cute, isn't it?

"Senior." Hashirama was inexplicably happy, "Madara and I have met each other's elders."

Madara: Hehe.

I have met before, but when we meet, you will kill each other to the death, why don't you say it?

Akashi didn't think it was strange, after all, ordinary people would not dare to walk hand in hand on the street, and he didn't look like the kind of person who was afraid of rumors and dared not admit it.

And at this age...

"May I ask, are you married?"

"Cough cough cough-"

"..."

Hashirama kept coughing dryly, and Madara was also speechless.

I have absolutely no idea why I heard this horrible word.

Qi Mu: Look, my boyfriend is really good.

"You misunderstood, we are not the relationship you think." Madara calmed down quickly, "We are just friends."

Akashi glanced suspiciously at Madara's hand, but he no longer holds it now, but he will not forget what he saw just now.

Friends holding hands?

Are you still in kindergarten?

"It was an accident just now."

Akashi and Madara looked at each other for three seconds, then shrugged, "I understand."

"..." I don't think you understand it very well?

Madara took a deep breath and decided not to argue with the children, since his relationship with Hashirama was very innocent anyway.

Strange, Hashirama didn't make an excuse?

Madara gave his little friend a strange look, and Hashirama looked at him with a hesitant expression...

"What are you doing?" A displeased expression appeared on the spotted face, "Do you want to deny it?"

Who was in his ear before, "We are good friends" kept saying!

"Of course not." Hashirama had nothing to refute. If he refuted, Madara would definitely turn his head away.

Akashi felt very wrong. In front of him and his boyfriend, he was actually shown off by a guy who is not a couple?

Akashi-kun, who has never known what defeat is, is not reconciled. Why is there such a big gap in life? He and his boyfriend have never held hands in front of others. Why should two guys who are still friends be closer than them—— He glanced at his boyfriend and said silently:

Saiki-san, stretch out your hand and fight back.

I, Akashi Seijuro, cannot lose.

Qi Mu had a cold face, refused, and came to a conclusion: his little boyfriend has not fully passed the second period of middle school.

Saiki Kusuo, you still have to work hard.

“Delicious ramen——! Please use it!”

Two bowls of ramen were placed in front of them, interrupting the conversation.

Hashirama's attention has been completely attracted by the ramen, "I'm starting—"

In the next second, I was shocked and moved, "Super delicious!"

"That's right! Our ramen guarantees that you'll want to eat it once!" The clerk was very happy with Hashirama's reaction, and then looked at Madara expectantly.

Stared at by four people except Hashirama, Madara was speechless for a while before picking up his chopsticks and taking a bite of the ramen that was said to be delicious.

Sweet Party said, let’s make do with it.

"It doesn't seem to suit this gentleman's taste." Akashi laughed.

The clerk, the cook and Hashirama stared at him with burning eyes.

The first two are completely understandable. After all, they are products in the store, and they definitely hope to be loved by every customer.

But what happened to Hashirama?

To accuse?

"I prefer sweet ones." Ban Ning raised his eyebrows, and after explaining, he ate a bowl of noodles as quickly as possible.

Only those who like to eat will taste slowly, and those that are not delicious are just to fill the stomach.

The clerk was stunned. After seeing Madara who put down the bowl and chopsticks and raised his head, she was shocked, she hurriedly looked away, and laughed a few times.

Such a hot soup can be finished in one sitting, which is a bit amazing, I said.

Saiki who heard the clerk's voice accurately: Because he is a ninja, he must be different from others.

Zhu Jian's mouth was full of noodles, and he could not speak clearly: "Don't want another bowl? I remember your appetite is not small."

Madara stood up, straightened her clothes, looked down at her little friend for a few seconds, and then showed a wicked smile, "I'll go back and wait for you."

Dazed by his little friend's unusual smile, Hashirama couldn't turn around immediately, and thought a lot in a daze, guessing whether Madara's behavior had any deep meaning.

And after he came back to his senses, he realized that he had been abandoned by his friends——

spot!It's hard to say good friends!Why leave me alone with no money to pay my bills?

What about the most basic love between people?

……

When Hashirama was in dire straits, Obito, who had finished running, was not much better.

Brother Tu has a gloomy face, a face that wants to destroy the world.

There are tens of thousands of reasons for a person to destroy the world. For example, in his previous life, the fundamental reason was that the girl he liked was killed by a companion who gave him eyes.This summary is a bit complicated, and even I can't tell the main point clearly, whether it was because the girl was killed, or because the girl was killed by a promising companion.Is it more shocking to lose the girl, or is it more exciting to watch my companion cry and kill the girl?In short, for such reasons, he chose destruction.

And now...

Standing in the shadows, he looked at the two men talking happily not far in front of him, feeling like he was being NTRed again.

It might be an exaggeration to say "NTR", after all, the friendship between him and Kakashi is pure, but the feeling of being taken away is the same.The paranoid thought that Obito belongs to the Uchiha clan made him complete an equation in his heart that he dared not let Kakashi know: Kakashi has my Sharingan, and Sharingan is my property. So of course Kakashi is mine too.

If Kakashi found out, he would probably slap Chidori in the face without hesitation, and then goug out the eyes and return them to him on the spot.