[Journey to the West] The male protagonist is under a lot of pressure

Question: What kind of experience is it like to wake up and find yourself wearing a mountain?

Chaixi is now qualified to answer this question, but he no longer has the opportunity to sit in front of the computer, type a bunch of words in the answer box of the Zhihu webpage, and then wait for countless approvals until he is ranked first in the answer .

...that's a really sad story.

Things have to start from two days ago.

At that time, her first feeling was just a headache and heavy eyelids.

Chai Xi dazedly wanted to turn over, but found that he couldn't move at all.

Have you been crushed by a ghost...?

She remembered that she used to have a supernatural physique, and the sound of marbles coming from the ceiling that she often heard had been refuted, so it can be ignored for the time being.But she did hear a lot of voices that others couldn't hear, and saw some strange things that others couldn't see-for example, the piano next door to the apartment she moved into in the middle of the night The sound is hair-raising.

Because she asked the landlord and other neighbors, no one lived next door at all.

Despite the horror, Chai Xi didn't take it too seriously, after all, the ghost didn't want to harm her, and she was quite courageous in the first place.After entering university, she often played horror games when she was not in class, and made a live commentary and uploaded it to the Internet.Originally just a small and transparent Chaixi, a famous UP master accidentally saw and tweeted her video, and became famous overnight.Since then, he has been known for his godlike position and sweet voice.

……Oops.

She suddenly remembered that she had promised the audience to update an old pit tonight. She had been dragging that old pit for a long time, and she was only one TE away.

Chai Xi sighed inwardly, struggling to get up and turn on the computer.She stayed up too late yesterday, and she probably forgot to cover the quilt when she climbed into bed. The headache caused by catching a cold is simply self-inflicted, but even this can't stop her from spreading soil to level the hole.

but--

Can't move.

Unable to even open her eyes, she always felt as if someone was blocking her movements, Chai Xi gritted her teeth resentfully, and let a gleam of light leak in with all her strength.The sunlight stung her eyes that hadn't gotten used to it yet, and the intensity of the light made Chaixi stunned for a moment. She didn't remember that she opened the curtains last night, and it was obviously rainy these days, how could it be ——?

There is already a beginning, and the next thing will be easy to handle.

She opened her eyes smoothly.

As far as the eye can see is the blue sky and green trees, and the endless mountains not far away make Chaixi dumbfounded.Now she seems to be standing on the top of some mountain, and she can clearly see the white clouds lingering around her. The soft, erratic and comfortable white clouds are scattered on her body like cotton wool being torn apart. The surroundings made Chaixi feel a little wet.

She could see the surrounding scenery and breathe very clean air, but her body was too heavy to move.

Chai Xi had a bad premonition in her heart, but she quickly suppressed it.

She tried hard to move her body, and finally, a small stone rolled down from her body.

Stone--? !

Chai Xi almost knelt down in fright, she wondered if she had transmigrated into that damn horror game that never finished live because of the resentment of the audience at the bottom of the pit.Because it just so happens that the ultimate boss of that game is really a Medusa!Like the "Suffering Sweetheart" routine set by many games, the hero's girlfriend turned into stone because she accidentally entered the cave and saw Medusa's eyes during archaeology!That's why the male protagonist embarked on the road of adventure forever!

If she turns into one of those stones...

Ha ha.

But Chaixi immediately realized that this was impossible. In any case, the pile of stones that should be in the underground palace should not be moved to the top of the mountain. The original game didn’t seem to have this plot—what’s more, she didn’t see it either. other stones.Now she might have to consider the possibility of something worse than transmuting into stone—after all, they supposedly lifted the curse in the end.

The matter of crossing is no longer running, but according to the height, the feeling of stiffness, the feeling of falling stones when you move, and the looming dots of green in the field of vision...

She may, through clothes, become a mountain.

It's a long life!

Chai Xi was about to burst into screams, but at this moment, an angry cry suddenly came from far below.

——"My grandson's ears are going to be deafened by you!"

……what?

Who is speaking?

"My grandson"?

What the hell.

As far as she knew, there was only one famous person who would call himself "my grandson" throughout the ages.Moreover, almost no one grew up listening to the story of the Monkey King known as "The Monkey King". heart.

For many, the monkey is their hero.

In that case...

If Chai Xi has an expression now, it must be unconcealable confusion and...shock.

If she was really transmigrated into a mountain, if the voice she heard just now was not the so-called "third person" phenomenon, if it wasn't someone pretending to be, then wouldn't she, wouldn't she——

Transmigrated into the Marble Mountains?

There is still Monkey King under him-if that is really the great sage?

Just die young? !

"Since just now you have been calling Lao Shizi 'Yaoshou', 'Yaoshou'," the voice came from below again, although it was a little subtle but not vague, "Who are you?"

Chai Xi: "..."

How does she know who she is now...

She didn't even know the mechanism of her current vocalization, nor how the other party heard what she didn't say but kept in her heart, let alone how much of her thoughts the other party could hear.

...Wait, the one just now didn't seem to have any reaction to the phrase "Sun Wukong" or "Great Sage", and her complaints were just complaining that her voice was too loud-although Chai Xi always felt that she hadn't made a sound at all.

No, think about it carefully, there were indeed two times when she was too emotional before, and what she was thinking at that time was... "Yaoshou".

No way……

Anyway, give it a try.

Chai Xi was a little confused, it seemed that she had found a way to communicate, but how to answer became a problem.

Sure enough, it is better not to tell others the real name so early, since she is really wearing a mountain now, it seems that there is really a person under it—no, a monkey.Regardless of whether it is the real Five Elements Mountain or not, or whether it is the real Sun Dasheng, it should be possible to pretend to be the Five Elements Mountain... right?

I am Marble Mountains.

Ah, sure enough.Chai Xi pondered for a long time, trying to have the same mood swings as before, but tried and failed again and again.After repeating it several times, she was really bored, and the boredom seemed to be rushing back and forth in her body, and she couldn't calm down until she found a breakthrough.

[I am Marble Mountain! ]

Even Chaixi himself noticed it now.

- That's right, that's it.She felt that the power rushing out from nowhere turned into words that could be expressed from nowhere, which was deafening.

... No wonder it was said to be noisy.

The other party was silent for a while, seeming to accept this fact easily.

"Hey, Wuxing," he said, "let's have a discussion, how about you lift your foot and let my old grandson go out from here?"

Well... what a ghost!

Chai Xi was in a cold sweat and remembered that the Five Elements Mountain seemed to be formed from the five fingers of the right hand of the Tathagata Buddha. Later, when Tang Sanzang came, Sun Wukong and Sun Dasheng could be rescued from here.She doesn't know how many years have passed now, and she doesn't know whether the time limit of 500 years has been fulfilled. what can be done.

Besides, even if Chai Xi wanted to help... she couldn't help at all, just moving a little bit would take her old nose, and moving a place was beyond her ability.

[Are you really Monkey King Monkey King? ]

She couldn't help much, but she was curious as hell.

——That was a childhood idol.

"I am."

There is something moving under the feet, looking from a distance, there is something small and round coming out.

"Aside from Lao Sun, who else dares to be called 'Monkey King'?"

If it wasn't for being unable to move, Chai Xi really wanted to applaud him - even though she was still a little dubious.

[That--]

She had only half thought about it, when suddenly she saw a person riding a cloud from the horizon, that person was dressed in extraordinary clothes, his whole body was dazzling, and he was in front of her in the blink of an eye.Just a snap--

Chai Xi felt something stuck on top of his head.

Chai Xi: "..."

This stuff was much more immediate than the hair restorer, and she "pierced" into the ground almost immediately. If she could move a little before, she couldn't move at all now.Looking back at the small and round thing that looked like a head that was still exposed before, it has disappeared, and only a hand can be vaguely stretched out from under the rock, waving it from time to time.

Chai Xi: "..."

She was almost certain now that she was dressed as the Five Elements Mountain.

Then the one under her pressure is really Sun Dasheng.

Chai Xi, who looked on the sidelines to the childhood god but really couldn't help him: "..."

After struggling for a long time and only showing his head, the spirit officer found out and reported it to the Buddha Monkey King: "..."