After five years, I finally had food again. I was very excited, and the result of my excitement was... I broke my vow to drink alcohol again, and then returned to the lake with the wine jar and the fox that was beaten into a panda.
When I finally woke up, I was lying in the lake again.
Seeing the little fox squatting on the ferry with a lonely expression and looking sadly at the sky, I felt a strange sense of guilt in my heart.
"Cough, that...Ba Wei..." I called out to him in embarrassment.
When he turned his head, the corners of my mouth twitched again, that face... I wish I could cut off my claws.
It turned out to be such a beautiful face, as beautiful as a flower, like a face carved with jade powder... I actually managed to do it... Ah, am I not from the Appearance Association?Why do you want me to personally destroy the things I care about the most...
"...I think my strength has almost recovered. Tell me about your goodness... ah... the history of that Evil King's misfortune, I'm so happy to tell you... ah no, let's analyze it together Analyze how to solve this problem." My eyes diverted his attention erratically.
So, the young Bawei naively revealed all the tragic stories about the evil Luo king colluding with little monsters to kill people and set fire everywhere to create accidents, and was kicked into the eyes of the underworld and couldn't escape.
The Eluo King was originally an immortal body, and he was not afraid of the erosion of the breath of the underworld. If he fell into it under normal conditions, he would escape in minutes. Care about getting hurt.
So he was hacked for fun, and then he lost a lot of blood, and then he was kicked out of Huangquan.
Originally, the underworld is full of dead energy, no matter how powerful the evil Luo king is, he can't absorb this kind of stuff to heal his wounds, and it happens that the eye of the underworld is enchanted by a certain god in the heavens to seal the leaked underworld. So angry, so the sad Eluo King was tragically sealed in the underworld.
Ba Wei adhered to the principle that my brother must be saved and wanted to jump down to pull King Eluo up. Unfortunately, the barrier was triggered and blocked Ba Wei's footsteps from going down to the underworld.Afterwards, it was those things that Ba Wei bombarded the enchantment and the unknown people gave him instructions to find me, and then I was dragged to the brothel.
After listening to it, I was speechless and melancholy for a while.
Who are you, that mysterious elder sister?Let him come to me for the wool, I'm just a child!
Besides, I'm still the kind of regular anti-virus type, is it really good for me to do this kind of thing? !Believe it or not, I will petrify it for you in minutes!
But since I was about to agree, I had no choice but to silently calculate the probability of success in my heart.
First of all, it is difficult to break the enchantment, and the consequences after breaking it are very serious. After all, there is a great god living under the underworld. It's really terrible that I can't move it, not to mention that I have to go down and touch the dead air, so I won't be weathered into slag in a few minutes.
"So it seems that I can't help you..." I shrugged helplessly.
"Ah, why is this?!" The little fox's eyes widened in disbelief, with grievances in his eyes.
"..."=o=
"..." ((^QAQ^))
"How about... let me think of a way?" —_—|||
"Okay, I'll leave it to you!" Patted on the shoulder.
"..."
Ever since, I once again slapped my shameful self in my heart to make you weak!Make you cute and fluffy!
I asked the little fox to help me buy some materials that can be used to make scrolls in the human world. I checked my memory and had a friendly and in-depth exchange with the Nine Lamas. I spent a day making several psychic scrolls. There is also a "Flying Thunder God Technique Version [-]-Multi-line Teleportation Scroll".
Uh, although it was the first time to do it, the result was surprisingly good.Although several scrolls are one-off, it is not bad to be able to make scrolls of the ninja world in this monster-infested world.
Draw a few spells by the lake, and then try to seal some clean water in the scroll. After making various preparations, I put on a simplified version of the "moisturizing suit" (cough, it is actually a transformation of the kimono given by the little fox. I made it easier to move, who made the clothes better), took the lake water and followed the little fox to the direction of the Eye of the Underworld.
The foothold is similar to the high slopes of loess in the previous life. There are bare land everywhere, and almost all the vegetation is dead, giving people a lifeless feeling everywhere.
Not far away is a huge pothole, bottomless, with a layer of enchantment above it, emitting golden brilliance from time to time.
"That's... the Eye of the Underworld?" I widened my eyes and looked at the extremely wide pit. Where is the "eye" that I promised?Is such a large channel really okay? !
"Ah, actually this place should be called Huangquan Biliangban, it's the border of Huangquan, that..." The little fox pointed in another direction, where there was a stone the size of a hill, "That's a thousand guide stone, originally used to block Huangquan Biliang Damn. But five years ago, the dead energy under the Yellow Springs began to leak out, resulting in no grass growing around here. The gods sent people down to investigate and seal the entrance of the Yellow Springs. But I was in a hurry and forgot to move the thousand guide stone back, so now It looks like a bottomless pit here. But in fact, there is no way to get in."
The little fox explained the situation dutifully, and even put his paw on the barrier, showing me how violent its rebound was.
Sure enough, the golden barrier was like a power grid, and it bounced off the little fox's paw very powerfully.
"There is also an enchantment on the surface of Mirror Lake, but you are not afraid of it, so I think it is very right to find you!" The little fox said excitedly.
So where is your logic? Hey!
Why can you infer that I am not afraid of this one from the fact that I am not afraid of that enchantment!This is just an example, an example, by chance, by chance, it cannot be taken seriously!
Moreover, the colors of these two barriers are different, and the structure is obviously different!It is not scientific at all to speculate in the same way!
Do not believe you look...
"Ah, ah?" I stretched out my hand to press the barrier, but pierced through it strangely.
Before I could figure out what was going on, I lost my balance under the mixed eyes of the little fox, turned over and fell into the underworld...
Ma De, I haven't made up my mind to go to hell...
The landing process was long, the scenery around me was horrifying, and my heart was broken.
Why does such a thing happen? Hey!
……
I went from screaming at the beginning to being calm and then leisurely. The change of mood along the way did not slow down my falling speed at all, and it even became faster and faster.But nothing resembling a landing point appeared under his feet.
It wasn't until I fell for nearly half an hour that I saw what looked like a forest.
After adjusting the balance of my body and the angle of my fall, I finally landed safely, although the consequences were tragic.
I rubbed my numb legs and climbed out of the "crater" I smashed out.
Cough, the physical strength has increased by more than one level again, it feels great!
Looking around, the surrounding scenery came into view.There are many green trees and red flowers around, but what is strange is the color, which is extremely green and red, and the eyes are full of deep colors, as if no new buds have appeared for many years.
When I opened Sharingan, I was lucky to find no colorful causal lines, and only the unknown gas that was suspected to be gray haze floating around in my sight. It really looked like... I didn’t even want to breathe_(:зゝ∠)_.
What's interesting is that these gray gases don't seem to be afraid of clean water, but they won't come into contact with it, and they will disperse automatically when they are about to touch my clothes.
Under the Yellow Spring, surrounded by death energy, time is stagnant, untouched by cause and effect.
Translated into vernacular, it means that I can stay below without being affected, and don’t have to worry about not having enough purified water or the failure of psychic spells. It's useless.
After making sure that I would not be affected by any strange things, I boldly started looking for Lord Eluo Wang who fell half a month ago.
Eluo King is a big monster, he won't die yet, he's just a little weak from injuries, so basically there won't be such a tragic story of finding him but leaving only a pile of bones.
Let go of your consciousness, feel the breath in all directions, um, there is no one in the barrenness, only a slightly familiar anger coming from a certain direction.
I hid my breath and hopped back and forth between the bushes, hiding the face monsters that appeared around me from time to time.
The so-called face monsters are a general term for monsters wearing eyeball-patterned masks. They are actually monsters that are used by spells.
It sounds similar to shikigami and the like. Ordinary magicians can use masks as a medium to give names to monsters and make them into puppets.But this technique is not perfect, demons can easily use this relationship to stab the magician, but shikigami will not have this risk.
But the production of these face monsters in front of me is easier. You only need to draw an eye on a piece of paper with the brush "Words of Yellow Springs" made by Queen Izanami of the Underworld. Step by step, and without taking risks, it is a must-have product for home travel, murder and arson to pass the time.
Why do I know this?
Hehe, I have read a manga before, and after seeing this group of inexplicably familiar little monsters, I will think of it and talk nonsense?
After sneaking forward for about 1000 meters, I almost reached the place I felt.After opening Sharingan, the scene not far away slowly drew closer, and the wind and grass became extremely slow.
Blood!
The purple-red blood soaked the land, making the original gray-brown soil darker, and a faint fishy smell came from the breeze, bringing a secret message.
The face monsters that occasionally appear on the border of Huangquan are all low-level monsters. Not only do they not have much intelligence, but their senses are also very poor. No, such obvious bloodstains cannot be seen.
Silently mourning for the leader of Huangquan, I went to the large pile of rocks where the target was located, and searched carefully along the half-dried blood.
then……
There's no after that.
Lord Eluo Wang, who has a red hair, long horns and evil, domineering eyes, just lay quietly in the pile of rocks, looking at his slender...nails, and took out a nail file from time to time to fix his dissatisfaction. The place.
There were a few scratches on the slim robe, exposing the pale skin with bloodstains inside.There was a hole near the heart, and blood was still gurgling out of it. The purple blood soaked the skirt of the clothes, and the decorative black feathers on the collar became stiff because of the blood, and they lost their fluffy feeling at all.
Blood flowed in the crevices of the chaotic rocks on the ground, forming a purple-red stream, and the bloody smell emanated from here.
I slowly revealed my figure in front of him, and E Luo Wang, who was concentrating on manicure, finally raised his head and took a look at me.
"What, it turned out to be a human being. When will human beings be able to enter and leave the underworld?"
"..." By the way, don't you feel that you are too calm?You're still bleeding! Hey!And in the enemy camp, you may be caught and fed by the lord of the underworld at any time, and you will never be able to leave again. Is it really good for you to have such a leisurely manicure?
By the way, you fell for half a month and are still on the border of Huangquan, but is it really okay to move in such a small distance?If you have the ability to move, you can find a way to save yourself, hey!
"You...have a familiar smell on your body. Look carefully, the clothes on your body are also inexplicably familiar. Is it an illusion?" King Eluo put away his nail file, tidied up his clothes quite leisurely, and put away the clothes that fell on it. Nail shavings are patted off.
"..." No wonder Bawei said you are his good brother!I twitched the corner of my mouth, and then asked, "King Eluo, right?"
"Huh? You know me?"
I watched him grin the corners of his mouth, his white teeth were even more dazzling against the contrast of the black lip color, which inexplicably gave off a gloomy feeling.
I shook my head to put away this thought, took out a scroll from the skirt, and unsealed a pile of medicine bandages.
"I was entrusted by a demon fox to save you, you should heal your wounds quickly so that I can complete the task."
"Hehehe, humans are here to save me? Don't be kidding, I can't guarantee to get out of hell, let alone a weak creature like you?"
I raised my eyebrows, hey, one or two look down on humans so much?
"Whether you can save it or not is not up to you. Treat the injury first, and then talk about the rest later." I squatted in front of him and handed him the medicine bottle in my hand.
E Luo Wang took the medicine bottle, looked at it, and threw it back. The ceramic bottle hit the rock and broke immediately, and the light green liquid medicine slowly flowed down the rock.
I frowned at him, "What do you mean?"
Eluo Wang glanced at me, "This kind of thing is useless to me."
"Nonsense, this is what Ba Wei found, and he said it is very useful."
"Ba Wei really asked you to come?!" E Luo Wang was surprised, and then muttered in a low voice, "My brother, why did you entrust my wealth and life to a human being?"
"..."
I make a fist, hum!If it wasn't for the sake of your two brothers♂brother♂♂♂♂♂♂, would I have taken the risk to come to this weird place? !I didn't even complain about you muttering a yarn!
I rummaged through the things in my hand, found a bottle of similar medicine and handed it to him again, "Then, if you break it, you can live with the hole in your chest!"
This time he finally stopped objecting. He tore off the cork and poured the potion onto the hole in his chest. The place where the light green potion flowed made a "sizzling" sound.I opened Sharingan, and the gray dead energy that was entrenched in the wound retreated steadily under the siege of the green potion representing vitality, and finally escaped.
Without the erosion of death energy, the powerful recovery ability of Eluo King is revealed.The fist-sized blood hole on the chest shrunk at a speed visible to the naked eye, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, leaving only a hole in the clothes still swaying in the wind.
It's really... people are more angry than others, look at this heaven-defying recovery ability, tsk tsk.
After recovering from the injury, Eluo Wang was obviously much more energetic. He stood up and looked at a bright spot in the sky not far away, which was the exit.
"How is it? Do you want to try to see if you can fly out?" I asked.
Eluo Wang glanced at me, his eyes were full of ridicule, "Oh, I couldn't go out before because of lack of energy, now that I'm well, why can't I do it?"
I nodded, "Alright, alright, Eluo Wang, you are the best, hurry up and get out, boy~"
"……Humph!"
Then, the most powerful evil king took off, and then...
"Hey you heartless! Are you leaving me alone?!!!" I stared wide-eyed at the smaller and smaller black spots in mid-air, and stamped my feet resentfully.
Unloading mills, killing donkeys, crossing rivers and demolishing bridges... Don't let me see you again, bastard!
Angrily, I kicked away the stone under my feet, but I saw the purple blood stained on the stone in a blink of an eye. I rolled my eyes, squatted down and patiently wrapped the sticky blood with chakra, and transferred it to the used in the medicine bottle.
This is the blood of a big monster, you can meet it but you can't ask for it, maybe it will be of some use.Just take it as the repayment of King Eluo for saving my life wwwww
After collecting the blood, I took out a pen and carefully traced a sealing formula in the palm of my hand to seal the important things.
After finishing these things, I looked to the high place in distress. The hole was too far away, and it took half an hour to go up. It was not an easy task to go up.
Originally, I wanted to let the evil Luo king take me up, but who would have expected that there would be a plot of ungratefulness, alas.
How about calling Qingluan to take me up there?
Just when I was trying to compare and analyze whether the consequences of not going up or being mocked by Qingluan was more serious, a few eyeballs appeared in front of me, no, to be precise, it was a mask with eyeballs painted on it, the mask Below is an existence similar to a wolf demon, facing me and making a low growl.
...So I was discovered! QAQ
The village pinned to his waist began to shake, almost coming out of its sheath, and the sound of gold and iron colliding indicated that it was very excited, very excited, and wanted to eat very much.
I struggled for a while, devouring other people's monsters on other people's territory, this kind of thing is really unkind, if you overthrow the little monsters and provoke the revenge of the big monsters, overthrow the big monsters and get a boss, then I may explain today Here it is.
Before I finished tangling, the mobs had already pounced on me...
Then, the little monsters rushed to the street...
Seeing the sound of Muramasa's heart beating in satisfaction, I had an inexplicably ominous premonition in my heart.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for two face-faced monsters to lead a large number of eyeballs, ah bah, a large number of face-faced monsters appeared in front of me mightily, throwing a bunch of chains without even saying a word.
"..." I was entangled in the blink of an eye and wanted to cry without tears.I've never seen such an unreasonable person!
Does your boss know that you are so arbitrary and direct? !
What about asking questions first and then fighting?Is it really okay to tie up your opponent when you come up? !
"You're a foreigner, right? Why don't you sit in our Lady Queen's palace when you're in the underworld? Her Lady Queen is very hospitable!" The female monster suspected of being a cat demon licked the back of her paw and said with a smile Then I tugged on the chain so hard that I lost my balance and fell to the ground.
Second Olympic!
What about hospitality? !
"Little ones, take the guests back. Her Lady Queen has already prepared delicious food for the guests."
"Roar!!" ×N This is a low-level animal-shaped monster.
"Yes!" ×N This is a high-level humanoid monster.
And then, I was lifted to a high place, being chained into a rice dumpling, and a group of monsters acted as rickshaws to lift me up and marched mightily toward the depths of the underworld.
Ah, there is an inexplicable feeling that I am possessed by Tang Sanzang_(:зゝ∠)_
After walking for a long time, I saw a magnificent palace, but because the background color was too dark, the whole palace was full of gloomy atmosphere.
When I arrived at the gate of the palace, I was let go, but the village was taken away forcibly, because it always wanted to eat other people's companions; the village rain was not there at all, because I didn't use it recently, it was sad and sad rather than looking for things by itself I ate it.
The cat demon narrowed his eyes and glanced at me, then said: "My Lady Queen is waiting for you inside~"
I tidied up my clothes, rubbed my wrists with purple marks from the chains, and then slowly walked into the palace.
The inside of the palace has a completely different color tone from the outside of the palace, with bright and warm lights, soft and thin curtains, and beautifully carved utensils all over the interior of the palace.
In the deepest part is a bamboo curtain, and a shadowy woman is reflected on the light gauze inside the bamboo curtain. In front of the bamboo curtain is a large table filled with delicacies.
"Human little aunt Liang, you are very welcome to come from afar, please sit down with me, I will take care of you." A familiar voice came from behind the curtain.
When the bamboo curtain was completely lifted, the gorgeously dressed woman finally revealed her true face, with black hair and black eyes, and a gentle smile.
My eyes began to moisten, and I opened my mouth with difficulty, but my voice seemed to be choked.
"... Ma, Ma Ma?"
Mid-Autumn Festival Special - Comeback
In Edo in autumn, there has been a slight cool breeze, which took away the sweltering heat of summer and brought a pleasant coolness, but for the remaining two of the Wanshiwu trio, even after entering Even counting nine severe winters can't match the anxiety in the hearts of the two of them now.
"Ah—it's so hot, where did Kagura's soul go? He disappeared without saying a word, without even saying hello. It really makes Yinsang sad! Mom, I took so much effort to raise the child like this In the end, the child wants to run away from home because he doesn't want to participate in the great cause of raising the family, Yinsang, am I a failure in life!"
The man in the blue moiré kimono with a white background and his messy white hair was rummaging through his house, his decadent and lifeless dead fish eyes rolled his eyes from time to time, and he muttered: "Ah , Obviously vinegar kombu is still there, where the hell is this guy? Hey! Yinsang is busy replenishing sugar every day and has no time to play hide-and-seek with the kid, really! And you Dingchun!"
The man pointed his hand, and his expression immediately turned into anger, "As a pet, you must have the self-awareness of a pet, okay?! Isn't it the pet's duty to bring back the owner who ran away from home? Dingchun! Solve the troubles of life for the owner Isn’t it the meaning of pets? Dingchun! At this time, you should rub your fluffy head against the owner’s leg, and give you a limited-edition luxury parfait set, and get rid of the one who always wants to rush downstairs. An old lady who asks the owner to pay the rent! This way, Yinsang will not waste the money to buy JUMP every day to come and give you extra meals...Ah!"
The giant white beast pointed at by the man "ahhh—" took the man's messy head into its mouth in one gulp, and the restless mood because of the disappearance of the mistress for a long time was accompanied by the extra blood left on the man's head in its mouth. become calmer.
"Yin-sang, please be quiet for a while. I know that we are all in a bad mood about the disappearance of Kagura-chan, but the most important thing right now is to report missing persons to the police?" The ordinary-looking spectacle frame ...Ah bah, glasses with human-shaped frames...Ah bah, Shimura Shinpachi sat on the sofa with his head down, with a sad expression on his face. "And I've been wanting to say it since just now, Yin-sang, you are too much, you actually squeezed a pet, if you do this, Kagura-chan will definitely beat you up when you come back!"
"Ah?! What are you talking about, you glasses! I am the head of the family and I am the protagonist of JUMP! How could I be suppressed by a little girl? Hey, you glasses! Even if she is as violent as a mountain gorilla The girl will behave like a schoolboy in front of the charming Gin-san! You know, you glasses!" The man Sakata Gintoki, who finally escaped from the beast's mouth, shouted at the glasses on the sofa with blood on his face.
"Who is the glasses? Hey! How long do you have to play such a boring meme? Hey! There must be a limit to ignoring human rights! Be careful, I will complain! And when did Kagura-chan look like a primary school student? Silver Sang, you are too out of touch with society! Today's elementary school students are like humanoid weapons, and they can easily defeat an army of adults, hey!"
"Ah, really? I haven't heard of Yinsang, no one has heard of this kind of thing! Or is Yinsang really forgotten by the times? Don't be kidding, Yinsang is a leader who is at the forefront of the times Ordinary characters, the original author of the orangutan who is casually abandoned by the times will not agree." Yin Shi wiped the cold sweat and blood on his forehead with a handkerchief, and kept persuading himself.
"...Yin-sang, we have deviated too much from the topic. Shouldn't we talk about Kagura-chan now?" Shinpachi decided to change the subject after a while.
"That's right, let's talk about child support now."
"Who said it's the child's upbringing problem! And why should I discuss this kind of problem with you? Hey! And I'm only 16 years old and I'm still underage! I don't have independence at all, I can't even support myself Okay?!"
"Men, from the moment you can walk upright, you should learn to take responsibility. New baji, you will be hated by women if you escape from reality casually. Although you are just a pair of glasses, in the eyes of your orangutan sister, you are still you The heir of the dojo, if you can’t find a wife, your dead father will not rest in peace. Although Yinsang is poor, you can still afford a share of the money. If you can’t drink your wedding wine, Yinsang will feel that life is very incomplete Yo."
"I don't want to be said that by a good-for-nothing like you!"
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The two of them fell into a new round of meaningless complaints in the living room. The white giant yawned boredly, and slowly closed its eyes on the ground.
It is pitiful for the master to have such two unreliable companions. The master has been missing for almost three days and the two of them are still in such a state.Fortunately, the two of them were not expected to find the master.
It will not tell them that because the owner is missing, it is very strange that his nose can't catch the owner's breath at all. When he was anxious to get angry, he thought of the shrine where he used to be. Although the shrine has been destroyed and converted into a space flight terminal, Miko The sisters were still there, so I went back overnight and asked the two sisters, Ayin Baiyin, who were also unreliable but relatively useful, to help with divination.
Although the main job of the witch sisters is to protect, it is still possible to do some small part-time jobs, such as divination, shackles, drinking, etc., ah, it seems that something strange has been mixed in?
Well, it doesn't matter, anyway, it turns out that the master will be back in the next few days, just wait with peace of mind.
"Ah, in the final analysis, where did that guy Kagura go? He disappeared in a blink of an eye after finding Daikoku. Could it be that he was kidnapped by a celestial being?" Leaning on the back of the sofa, crossing his legs and looking at the ceiling, he guessed to himself.
"This kind of thing is impossible. Originally, Kagura-chan is the most powerful fighting race in the universe. What kind of guy can be strong enough to kidnap the night rabbit tribe silently? And there were many people on the street at that time. But they actually don’t remember anything like amnesia, this kind of thing is really too strange.” Shinpachi lowered his head and analyzed the situation rationally.
"Could it be that someone pressed the amnestic button? Or did Kagura have some adventures, such as being taken away by a celestial being to teach her some nirvana and save the world after she comes back? Impossible, according to the JUMP law, the person who is most likely to be taken away Isn’t it Gin-san, the protagonist! And Gintama is a boring animation that faces the possibility of being cut in half at any time, and the orangutan will not do such things as desperately trying to figure out the name of the special attack.”
"Yin-san, you seem to have said something extraordinary... But, where did Kagura-chan go..." Kagura was not there, and Shinpachi seemed to have lost the strength to complain, but he just said such a sentence with peas. Started to look at the sky.
"Don't worry, that guy is very strong, and he can live alive and well at any time. Although she is naive and easy to be deceived, we should all trust her. Don't forget that she is the guy who came out of our house of everything. Ah. Maybe she has a new companion now, she has successfully fulfilled her wish, and maybe she is traveling in the universe now."
"No, no, no, this is too incredible. I would rather believe that she was caught up in things. I believe that Kagura-chan will definitely come back. Here, the House of Everything, is our common home..."
"Don't be silly, clean it up, maybe she will come back soon. Then we can afford to feed the guy who can eat."
"That's right, let's wait for her to come back together." Shinpachi finally regained his spirit, and smiled on the ordinary glasses frame without any characteristics.
The TV that was playing a cliche TV series suddenly made a noise, and the picture changed, turning into a blue studio.The old bald host spoke into the microphone and said:
[Hello everyone, this is Edo News, and now we are interrupting a news.A black hole-like thing appeared in the sky above Edo. The citizens who witnessed this situation fell into panic. They agreed that this was a change in the universe. Please switch to the scene for details.The live anchor of Yuye?Juno anchor? ]
The scene switched, and the anchor Yukino in an orange daisy-patterned kimono appeared in the camera. The background of the scene was the panicked crowd and the dark black hole in the blue sky.
[I am Yuno at the scene, and the place we are now is below the black hole just mentioned. I have never seen such a situation before. The crowd speculates whether this is a sign of the end of the world, or whether it is God’s dissatisfaction with the current situation , want to clear the creatures on the earth.What will our future, Edo's tomorrow be like? ] As the anchor Yuye spoke, he lay directly on the camera lens.
Several people in the background have already started shouting [This must be the wrath of heaven caused by the invasion of heaven and man! ] [This is Tianzhu! ] It sounds like the dangerous anti-barbarians are taking the opportunity to spread reactionary remarks.
But no matter how the people below shouted, the black hole in the sky showed no sign of shrinking at all, but instead expanded.Water also began to flow out of the black hole, and it turned into a waterfall in a blink of an eye.
The crowd cried out: [God's punishment! !The flood fell from the sky! ! !Help! ! ! ! ] Then they fled in all directions, and the brave anchor Yuye couldn't hold back after holding on for two seconds, and shouted [Everyone, please be prepared for disaster prevention! ] and ran away.
Gintoki and Shinpachi in front of the TV twitched the corners of their mouths and eyes at the same time, and looked at each other with cold sweat and black lines on their faces, "This is an illusion, right? It must be an illusion. How can there be an end in such a peaceful world haha Ha ha……"
"Hurry up and find a time machine! No, no, no, take out all the strawberry milk in the refrigerator before that, it doesn't matter what the end is, as long as a man has sugar and calcium, sugar and calcium are enough."
"Yin Sang, calm down, go buy a boat ticket first! Noah's Ark, Ava's Ark, whatever, save your life first!"
[Everyone, please look at the sky, the flood seems to have stopped.Something strange seems to be happening inside the black hole.Exuding golden brilliance, such a warm color, what is it?Is it Shenguang?Ah, there seem to be two figures in the beam of light, are they angels?No, not angels, angels have wings, so who are they? ]
The two people who were busy rummaging through boxes and cabinets twitched their mouths again, looking at the two people in the beam of light that they could see more clearly after zooming in on the camera.
"God, Kagura?"
"Gui, Mr. Gui?"
"Hey, don't be kidding, how did the two of them get together, hey!" Gintoki's face was black again, looking at Shinsengumi who had appeared at the scene to maintain order.
[Ahem, the Shinsengumi is dispatched, and the idlers are leaving! ] Sougo took a loudspeaker and shouted to the surrounding crowd who didn't know the truth, and then turned to the sky, his voice was flat like a stick reading.
[Unidentified creatures in the sky, please pay attention to the impact, you have seriously affected the mental health of our Oedo people, please apologize quickly, otherwise, your mother will be sad, she will definitely be heartbroken!As filial children, it is wrong for you to do this. ]
Then, the chief bureau chief, who was naked and covered in honey, exuded soft golden light in the sun, looked at the golden beam of light with tears streaming down his face, and said with a squeeze of his throat: [My child, how can you come out casually to scare people?If you do this, your mother will be sad, and your deceased papa will also be sad. Please hurry up and get along with them, they are all kind and gentle people, right Fourteen, na~ Zongwu. ]
[what. ] Hijikata Shiro nodded cooperatively, but his frown showed his inner impatience.
Sougo took out the bazooka and aimed it at Hijikata, [Mr. Hijikata, you can’t do this, your tone is too blunt and it will scare the two people in the sky, so in order to appease them, go to hell, Hijikata! ]
"Boom -" a sound, the flames lit up.Hijikata, who narrowly escaped the blow, immediately yelled: "You want to kill me, Sougo bastard!"You will scare others even more by doing this! ]
[cut!Did it fail? ] Sougo looked disdainfully at the ground on one side.
[What does failure mean, hello? !Watch me talk!Do you want to die? You are so weak! ]
"..."×[-]
[Have you seen it? Audience friends, this is the true face of the Shinsengumi who maintains order in Edo.
When I finally woke up, I was lying in the lake again.
Seeing the little fox squatting on the ferry with a lonely expression and looking sadly at the sky, I felt a strange sense of guilt in my heart.
"Cough, that...Ba Wei..." I called out to him in embarrassment.
When he turned his head, the corners of my mouth twitched again, that face... I wish I could cut off my claws.
It turned out to be such a beautiful face, as beautiful as a flower, like a face carved with jade powder... I actually managed to do it... Ah, am I not from the Appearance Association?Why do you want me to personally destroy the things I care about the most...
"...I think my strength has almost recovered. Tell me about your goodness... ah... the history of that Evil King's misfortune, I'm so happy to tell you... ah no, let's analyze it together Analyze how to solve this problem." My eyes diverted his attention erratically.
So, the young Bawei naively revealed all the tragic stories about the evil Luo king colluding with little monsters to kill people and set fire everywhere to create accidents, and was kicked into the eyes of the underworld and couldn't escape.
The Eluo King was originally an immortal body, and he was not afraid of the erosion of the breath of the underworld. If he fell into it under normal conditions, he would escape in minutes. Care about getting hurt.
So he was hacked for fun, and then he lost a lot of blood, and then he was kicked out of Huangquan.
Originally, the underworld is full of dead energy, no matter how powerful the evil Luo king is, he can't absorb this kind of stuff to heal his wounds, and it happens that the eye of the underworld is enchanted by a certain god in the heavens to seal the leaked underworld. So angry, so the sad Eluo King was tragically sealed in the underworld.
Ba Wei adhered to the principle that my brother must be saved and wanted to jump down to pull King Eluo up. Unfortunately, the barrier was triggered and blocked Ba Wei's footsteps from going down to the underworld.Afterwards, it was those things that Ba Wei bombarded the enchantment and the unknown people gave him instructions to find me, and then I was dragged to the brothel.
After listening to it, I was speechless and melancholy for a while.
Who are you, that mysterious elder sister?Let him come to me for the wool, I'm just a child!
Besides, I'm still the kind of regular anti-virus type, is it really good for me to do this kind of thing? !Believe it or not, I will petrify it for you in minutes!
But since I was about to agree, I had no choice but to silently calculate the probability of success in my heart.
First of all, it is difficult to break the enchantment, and the consequences after breaking it are very serious. After all, there is a great god living under the underworld. It's really terrible that I can't move it, not to mention that I have to go down and touch the dead air, so I won't be weathered into slag in a few minutes.
"So it seems that I can't help you..." I shrugged helplessly.
"Ah, why is this?!" The little fox's eyes widened in disbelief, with grievances in his eyes.
"..."=o=
"..." ((^QAQ^))
"How about... let me think of a way?" —_—|||
"Okay, I'll leave it to you!" Patted on the shoulder.
"..."
Ever since, I once again slapped my shameful self in my heart to make you weak!Make you cute and fluffy!
I asked the little fox to help me buy some materials that can be used to make scrolls in the human world. I checked my memory and had a friendly and in-depth exchange with the Nine Lamas. I spent a day making several psychic scrolls. There is also a "Flying Thunder God Technique Version [-]-Multi-line Teleportation Scroll".
Uh, although it was the first time to do it, the result was surprisingly good.Although several scrolls are one-off, it is not bad to be able to make scrolls of the ninja world in this monster-infested world.
Draw a few spells by the lake, and then try to seal some clean water in the scroll. After making various preparations, I put on a simplified version of the "moisturizing suit" (cough, it is actually a transformation of the kimono given by the little fox. I made it easier to move, who made the clothes better), took the lake water and followed the little fox to the direction of the Eye of the Underworld.
The foothold is similar to the high slopes of loess in the previous life. There are bare land everywhere, and almost all the vegetation is dead, giving people a lifeless feeling everywhere.
Not far away is a huge pothole, bottomless, with a layer of enchantment above it, emitting golden brilliance from time to time.
"That's... the Eye of the Underworld?" I widened my eyes and looked at the extremely wide pit. Where is the "eye" that I promised?Is such a large channel really okay? !
"Ah, actually this place should be called Huangquan Biliangban, it's the border of Huangquan, that..." The little fox pointed in another direction, where there was a stone the size of a hill, "That's a thousand guide stone, originally used to block Huangquan Biliang Damn. But five years ago, the dead energy under the Yellow Springs began to leak out, resulting in no grass growing around here. The gods sent people down to investigate and seal the entrance of the Yellow Springs. But I was in a hurry and forgot to move the thousand guide stone back, so now It looks like a bottomless pit here. But in fact, there is no way to get in."
The little fox explained the situation dutifully, and even put his paw on the barrier, showing me how violent its rebound was.
Sure enough, the golden barrier was like a power grid, and it bounced off the little fox's paw very powerfully.
"There is also an enchantment on the surface of Mirror Lake, but you are not afraid of it, so I think it is very right to find you!" The little fox said excitedly.
So where is your logic? Hey!
Why can you infer that I am not afraid of this one from the fact that I am not afraid of that enchantment!This is just an example, an example, by chance, by chance, it cannot be taken seriously!
Moreover, the colors of these two barriers are different, and the structure is obviously different!It is not scientific at all to speculate in the same way!
Do not believe you look...
"Ah, ah?" I stretched out my hand to press the barrier, but pierced through it strangely.
Before I could figure out what was going on, I lost my balance under the mixed eyes of the little fox, turned over and fell into the underworld...
Ma De, I haven't made up my mind to go to hell...
The landing process was long, the scenery around me was horrifying, and my heart was broken.
Why does such a thing happen? Hey!
……
I went from screaming at the beginning to being calm and then leisurely. The change of mood along the way did not slow down my falling speed at all, and it even became faster and faster.But nothing resembling a landing point appeared under his feet.
It wasn't until I fell for nearly half an hour that I saw what looked like a forest.
After adjusting the balance of my body and the angle of my fall, I finally landed safely, although the consequences were tragic.
I rubbed my numb legs and climbed out of the "crater" I smashed out.
Cough, the physical strength has increased by more than one level again, it feels great!
Looking around, the surrounding scenery came into view.There are many green trees and red flowers around, but what is strange is the color, which is extremely green and red, and the eyes are full of deep colors, as if no new buds have appeared for many years.
When I opened Sharingan, I was lucky to find no colorful causal lines, and only the unknown gas that was suspected to be gray haze floating around in my sight. It really looked like... I didn’t even want to breathe_(:зゝ∠)_.
What's interesting is that these gray gases don't seem to be afraid of clean water, but they won't come into contact with it, and they will disperse automatically when they are about to touch my clothes.
Under the Yellow Spring, surrounded by death energy, time is stagnant, untouched by cause and effect.
Translated into vernacular, it means that I can stay below without being affected, and don’t have to worry about not having enough purified water or the failure of psychic spells. It's useless.
After making sure that I would not be affected by any strange things, I boldly started looking for Lord Eluo Wang who fell half a month ago.
Eluo King is a big monster, he won't die yet, he's just a little weak from injuries, so basically there won't be such a tragic story of finding him but leaving only a pile of bones.
Let go of your consciousness, feel the breath in all directions, um, there is no one in the barrenness, only a slightly familiar anger coming from a certain direction.
I hid my breath and hopped back and forth between the bushes, hiding the face monsters that appeared around me from time to time.
The so-called face monsters are a general term for monsters wearing eyeball-patterned masks. They are actually monsters that are used by spells.
It sounds similar to shikigami and the like. Ordinary magicians can use masks as a medium to give names to monsters and make them into puppets.But this technique is not perfect, demons can easily use this relationship to stab the magician, but shikigami will not have this risk.
But the production of these face monsters in front of me is easier. You only need to draw an eye on a piece of paper with the brush "Words of Yellow Springs" made by Queen Izanami of the Underworld. Step by step, and without taking risks, it is a must-have product for home travel, murder and arson to pass the time.
Why do I know this?
Hehe, I have read a manga before, and after seeing this group of inexplicably familiar little monsters, I will think of it and talk nonsense?
After sneaking forward for about 1000 meters, I almost reached the place I felt.After opening Sharingan, the scene not far away slowly drew closer, and the wind and grass became extremely slow.
Blood!
The purple-red blood soaked the land, making the original gray-brown soil darker, and a faint fishy smell came from the breeze, bringing a secret message.
The face monsters that occasionally appear on the border of Huangquan are all low-level monsters. Not only do they not have much intelligence, but their senses are also very poor. No, such obvious bloodstains cannot be seen.
Silently mourning for the leader of Huangquan, I went to the large pile of rocks where the target was located, and searched carefully along the half-dried blood.
then……
There's no after that.
Lord Eluo Wang, who has a red hair, long horns and evil, domineering eyes, just lay quietly in the pile of rocks, looking at his slender...nails, and took out a nail file from time to time to fix his dissatisfaction. The place.
There were a few scratches on the slim robe, exposing the pale skin with bloodstains inside.There was a hole near the heart, and blood was still gurgling out of it. The purple blood soaked the skirt of the clothes, and the decorative black feathers on the collar became stiff because of the blood, and they lost their fluffy feeling at all.
Blood flowed in the crevices of the chaotic rocks on the ground, forming a purple-red stream, and the bloody smell emanated from here.
I slowly revealed my figure in front of him, and E Luo Wang, who was concentrating on manicure, finally raised his head and took a look at me.
"What, it turned out to be a human being. When will human beings be able to enter and leave the underworld?"
"..." By the way, don't you feel that you are too calm?You're still bleeding! Hey!And in the enemy camp, you may be caught and fed by the lord of the underworld at any time, and you will never be able to leave again. Is it really good for you to have such a leisurely manicure?
By the way, you fell for half a month and are still on the border of Huangquan, but is it really okay to move in such a small distance?If you have the ability to move, you can find a way to save yourself, hey!
"You...have a familiar smell on your body. Look carefully, the clothes on your body are also inexplicably familiar. Is it an illusion?" King Eluo put away his nail file, tidied up his clothes quite leisurely, and put away the clothes that fell on it. Nail shavings are patted off.
"..." No wonder Bawei said you are his good brother!I twitched the corner of my mouth, and then asked, "King Eluo, right?"
"Huh? You know me?"
I watched him grin the corners of his mouth, his white teeth were even more dazzling against the contrast of the black lip color, which inexplicably gave off a gloomy feeling.
I shook my head to put away this thought, took out a scroll from the skirt, and unsealed a pile of medicine bandages.
"I was entrusted by a demon fox to save you, you should heal your wounds quickly so that I can complete the task."
"Hehehe, humans are here to save me? Don't be kidding, I can't guarantee to get out of hell, let alone a weak creature like you?"
I raised my eyebrows, hey, one or two look down on humans so much?
"Whether you can save it or not is not up to you. Treat the injury first, and then talk about the rest later." I squatted in front of him and handed him the medicine bottle in my hand.
E Luo Wang took the medicine bottle, looked at it, and threw it back. The ceramic bottle hit the rock and broke immediately, and the light green liquid medicine slowly flowed down the rock.
I frowned at him, "What do you mean?"
Eluo Wang glanced at me, "This kind of thing is useless to me."
"Nonsense, this is what Ba Wei found, and he said it is very useful."
"Ba Wei really asked you to come?!" E Luo Wang was surprised, and then muttered in a low voice, "My brother, why did you entrust my wealth and life to a human being?"
"..."
I make a fist, hum!If it wasn't for the sake of your two brothers♂brother♂♂♂♂♂♂, would I have taken the risk to come to this weird place? !I didn't even complain about you muttering a yarn!
I rummaged through the things in my hand, found a bottle of similar medicine and handed it to him again, "Then, if you break it, you can live with the hole in your chest!"
This time he finally stopped objecting. He tore off the cork and poured the potion onto the hole in his chest. The place where the light green potion flowed made a "sizzling" sound.I opened Sharingan, and the gray dead energy that was entrenched in the wound retreated steadily under the siege of the green potion representing vitality, and finally escaped.
Without the erosion of death energy, the powerful recovery ability of Eluo King is revealed.The fist-sized blood hole on the chest shrunk at a speed visible to the naked eye, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, leaving only a hole in the clothes still swaying in the wind.
It's really... people are more angry than others, look at this heaven-defying recovery ability, tsk tsk.
After recovering from the injury, Eluo Wang was obviously much more energetic. He stood up and looked at a bright spot in the sky not far away, which was the exit.
"How is it? Do you want to try to see if you can fly out?" I asked.
Eluo Wang glanced at me, his eyes were full of ridicule, "Oh, I couldn't go out before because of lack of energy, now that I'm well, why can't I do it?"
I nodded, "Alright, alright, Eluo Wang, you are the best, hurry up and get out, boy~"
"……Humph!"
Then, the most powerful evil king took off, and then...
"Hey you heartless! Are you leaving me alone?!!!" I stared wide-eyed at the smaller and smaller black spots in mid-air, and stamped my feet resentfully.
Unloading mills, killing donkeys, crossing rivers and demolishing bridges... Don't let me see you again, bastard!
Angrily, I kicked away the stone under my feet, but I saw the purple blood stained on the stone in a blink of an eye. I rolled my eyes, squatted down and patiently wrapped the sticky blood with chakra, and transferred it to the used in the medicine bottle.
This is the blood of a big monster, you can meet it but you can't ask for it, maybe it will be of some use.Just take it as the repayment of King Eluo for saving my life wwwww
After collecting the blood, I took out a pen and carefully traced a sealing formula in the palm of my hand to seal the important things.
After finishing these things, I looked to the high place in distress. The hole was too far away, and it took half an hour to go up. It was not an easy task to go up.
Originally, I wanted to let the evil Luo king take me up, but who would have expected that there would be a plot of ungratefulness, alas.
How about calling Qingluan to take me up there?
Just when I was trying to compare and analyze whether the consequences of not going up or being mocked by Qingluan was more serious, a few eyeballs appeared in front of me, no, to be precise, it was a mask with eyeballs painted on it, the mask Below is an existence similar to a wolf demon, facing me and making a low growl.
...So I was discovered! QAQ
The village pinned to his waist began to shake, almost coming out of its sheath, and the sound of gold and iron colliding indicated that it was very excited, very excited, and wanted to eat very much.
I struggled for a while, devouring other people's monsters on other people's territory, this kind of thing is really unkind, if you overthrow the little monsters and provoke the revenge of the big monsters, overthrow the big monsters and get a boss, then I may explain today Here it is.
Before I finished tangling, the mobs had already pounced on me...
Then, the little monsters rushed to the street...
Seeing the sound of Muramasa's heart beating in satisfaction, I had an inexplicably ominous premonition in my heart.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for two face-faced monsters to lead a large number of eyeballs, ah bah, a large number of face-faced monsters appeared in front of me mightily, throwing a bunch of chains without even saying a word.
"..." I was entangled in the blink of an eye and wanted to cry without tears.I've never seen such an unreasonable person!
Does your boss know that you are so arbitrary and direct? !
What about asking questions first and then fighting?Is it really okay to tie up your opponent when you come up? !
"You're a foreigner, right? Why don't you sit in our Lady Queen's palace when you're in the underworld? Her Lady Queen is very hospitable!" The female monster suspected of being a cat demon licked the back of her paw and said with a smile Then I tugged on the chain so hard that I lost my balance and fell to the ground.
Second Olympic!
What about hospitality? !
"Little ones, take the guests back. Her Lady Queen has already prepared delicious food for the guests."
"Roar!!" ×N This is a low-level animal-shaped monster.
"Yes!" ×N This is a high-level humanoid monster.
And then, I was lifted to a high place, being chained into a rice dumpling, and a group of monsters acted as rickshaws to lift me up and marched mightily toward the depths of the underworld.
Ah, there is an inexplicable feeling that I am possessed by Tang Sanzang_(:зゝ∠)_
After walking for a long time, I saw a magnificent palace, but because the background color was too dark, the whole palace was full of gloomy atmosphere.
When I arrived at the gate of the palace, I was let go, but the village was taken away forcibly, because it always wanted to eat other people's companions; the village rain was not there at all, because I didn't use it recently, it was sad and sad rather than looking for things by itself I ate it.
The cat demon narrowed his eyes and glanced at me, then said: "My Lady Queen is waiting for you inside~"
I tidied up my clothes, rubbed my wrists with purple marks from the chains, and then slowly walked into the palace.
The inside of the palace has a completely different color tone from the outside of the palace, with bright and warm lights, soft and thin curtains, and beautifully carved utensils all over the interior of the palace.
In the deepest part is a bamboo curtain, and a shadowy woman is reflected on the light gauze inside the bamboo curtain. In front of the bamboo curtain is a large table filled with delicacies.
"Human little aunt Liang, you are very welcome to come from afar, please sit down with me, I will take care of you." A familiar voice came from behind the curtain.
When the bamboo curtain was completely lifted, the gorgeously dressed woman finally revealed her true face, with black hair and black eyes, and a gentle smile.
My eyes began to moisten, and I opened my mouth with difficulty, but my voice seemed to be choked.
"... Ma, Ma Ma?"
Mid-Autumn Festival Special - Comeback
In Edo in autumn, there has been a slight cool breeze, which took away the sweltering heat of summer and brought a pleasant coolness, but for the remaining two of the Wanshiwu trio, even after entering Even counting nine severe winters can't match the anxiety in the hearts of the two of them now.
"Ah—it's so hot, where did Kagura's soul go? He disappeared without saying a word, without even saying hello. It really makes Yinsang sad! Mom, I took so much effort to raise the child like this In the end, the child wants to run away from home because he doesn't want to participate in the great cause of raising the family, Yinsang, am I a failure in life!"
The man in the blue moiré kimono with a white background and his messy white hair was rummaging through his house, his decadent and lifeless dead fish eyes rolled his eyes from time to time, and he muttered: "Ah , Obviously vinegar kombu is still there, where the hell is this guy? Hey! Yinsang is busy replenishing sugar every day and has no time to play hide-and-seek with the kid, really! And you Dingchun!"
The man pointed his hand, and his expression immediately turned into anger, "As a pet, you must have the self-awareness of a pet, okay?! Isn't it the pet's duty to bring back the owner who ran away from home? Dingchun! Solve the troubles of life for the owner Isn’t it the meaning of pets? Dingchun! At this time, you should rub your fluffy head against the owner’s leg, and give you a limited-edition luxury parfait set, and get rid of the one who always wants to rush downstairs. An old lady who asks the owner to pay the rent! This way, Yinsang will not waste the money to buy JUMP every day to come and give you extra meals...Ah!"
The giant white beast pointed at by the man "ahhh—" took the man's messy head into its mouth in one gulp, and the restless mood because of the disappearance of the mistress for a long time was accompanied by the extra blood left on the man's head in its mouth. become calmer.
"Yin-sang, please be quiet for a while. I know that we are all in a bad mood about the disappearance of Kagura-chan, but the most important thing right now is to report missing persons to the police?" The ordinary-looking spectacle frame ...Ah bah, glasses with human-shaped frames...Ah bah, Shimura Shinpachi sat on the sofa with his head down, with a sad expression on his face. "And I've been wanting to say it since just now, Yin-sang, you are too much, you actually squeezed a pet, if you do this, Kagura-chan will definitely beat you up when you come back!"
"Ah?! What are you talking about, you glasses! I am the head of the family and I am the protagonist of JUMP! How could I be suppressed by a little girl? Hey, you glasses! Even if she is as violent as a mountain gorilla The girl will behave like a schoolboy in front of the charming Gin-san! You know, you glasses!" The man Sakata Gintoki, who finally escaped from the beast's mouth, shouted at the glasses on the sofa with blood on his face.
"Who is the glasses? Hey! How long do you have to play such a boring meme? Hey! There must be a limit to ignoring human rights! Be careful, I will complain! And when did Kagura-chan look like a primary school student? Silver Sang, you are too out of touch with society! Today's elementary school students are like humanoid weapons, and they can easily defeat an army of adults, hey!"
"Ah, really? I haven't heard of Yinsang, no one has heard of this kind of thing! Or is Yinsang really forgotten by the times? Don't be kidding, Yinsang is a leader who is at the forefront of the times Ordinary characters, the original author of the orangutan who is casually abandoned by the times will not agree." Yin Shi wiped the cold sweat and blood on his forehead with a handkerchief, and kept persuading himself.
"...Yin-sang, we have deviated too much from the topic. Shouldn't we talk about Kagura-chan now?" Shinpachi decided to change the subject after a while.
"That's right, let's talk about child support now."
"Who said it's the child's upbringing problem! And why should I discuss this kind of problem with you? Hey! And I'm only 16 years old and I'm still underage! I don't have independence at all, I can't even support myself Okay?!"
"Men, from the moment you can walk upright, you should learn to take responsibility. New baji, you will be hated by women if you escape from reality casually. Although you are just a pair of glasses, in the eyes of your orangutan sister, you are still you The heir of the dojo, if you can’t find a wife, your dead father will not rest in peace. Although Yinsang is poor, you can still afford a share of the money. If you can’t drink your wedding wine, Yinsang will feel that life is very incomplete Yo."
"I don't want to be said that by a good-for-nothing like you!"
"!#@¥%#...%..."
"!!¥...%¥@!%...&¥×*&"
The two of them fell into a new round of meaningless complaints in the living room. The white giant yawned boredly, and slowly closed its eyes on the ground.
It is pitiful for the master to have such two unreliable companions. The master has been missing for almost three days and the two of them are still in such a state.Fortunately, the two of them were not expected to find the master.
It will not tell them that because the owner is missing, it is very strange that his nose can't catch the owner's breath at all. When he was anxious to get angry, he thought of the shrine where he used to be. Although the shrine has been destroyed and converted into a space flight terminal, Miko The sisters were still there, so I went back overnight and asked the two sisters, Ayin Baiyin, who were also unreliable but relatively useful, to help with divination.
Although the main job of the witch sisters is to protect, it is still possible to do some small part-time jobs, such as divination, shackles, drinking, etc., ah, it seems that something strange has been mixed in?
Well, it doesn't matter, anyway, it turns out that the master will be back in the next few days, just wait with peace of mind.
"Ah, in the final analysis, where did that guy Kagura go? He disappeared in a blink of an eye after finding Daikoku. Could it be that he was kidnapped by a celestial being?" Leaning on the back of the sofa, crossing his legs and looking at the ceiling, he guessed to himself.
"This kind of thing is impossible. Originally, Kagura-chan is the most powerful fighting race in the universe. What kind of guy can be strong enough to kidnap the night rabbit tribe silently? And there were many people on the street at that time. But they actually don’t remember anything like amnesia, this kind of thing is really too strange.” Shinpachi lowered his head and analyzed the situation rationally.
"Could it be that someone pressed the amnestic button? Or did Kagura have some adventures, such as being taken away by a celestial being to teach her some nirvana and save the world after she comes back? Impossible, according to the JUMP law, the person who is most likely to be taken away Isn’t it Gin-san, the protagonist! And Gintama is a boring animation that faces the possibility of being cut in half at any time, and the orangutan will not do such things as desperately trying to figure out the name of the special attack.”
"Yin-san, you seem to have said something extraordinary... But, where did Kagura-chan go..." Kagura was not there, and Shinpachi seemed to have lost the strength to complain, but he just said such a sentence with peas. Started to look at the sky.
"Don't worry, that guy is very strong, and he can live alive and well at any time. Although she is naive and easy to be deceived, we should all trust her. Don't forget that she is the guy who came out of our house of everything. Ah. Maybe she has a new companion now, she has successfully fulfilled her wish, and maybe she is traveling in the universe now."
"No, no, no, this is too incredible. I would rather believe that she was caught up in things. I believe that Kagura-chan will definitely come back. Here, the House of Everything, is our common home..."
"Don't be silly, clean it up, maybe she will come back soon. Then we can afford to feed the guy who can eat."
"That's right, let's wait for her to come back together." Shinpachi finally regained his spirit, and smiled on the ordinary glasses frame without any characteristics.
The TV that was playing a cliche TV series suddenly made a noise, and the picture changed, turning into a blue studio.The old bald host spoke into the microphone and said:
[Hello everyone, this is Edo News, and now we are interrupting a news.A black hole-like thing appeared in the sky above Edo. The citizens who witnessed this situation fell into panic. They agreed that this was a change in the universe. Please switch to the scene for details.The live anchor of Yuye?Juno anchor? ]
The scene switched, and the anchor Yukino in an orange daisy-patterned kimono appeared in the camera. The background of the scene was the panicked crowd and the dark black hole in the blue sky.
[I am Yuno at the scene, and the place we are now is below the black hole just mentioned. I have never seen such a situation before. The crowd speculates whether this is a sign of the end of the world, or whether it is God’s dissatisfaction with the current situation , want to clear the creatures on the earth.What will our future, Edo's tomorrow be like? ] As the anchor Yuye spoke, he lay directly on the camera lens.
Several people in the background have already started shouting [This must be the wrath of heaven caused by the invasion of heaven and man! ] [This is Tianzhu! ] It sounds like the dangerous anti-barbarians are taking the opportunity to spread reactionary remarks.
But no matter how the people below shouted, the black hole in the sky showed no sign of shrinking at all, but instead expanded.Water also began to flow out of the black hole, and it turned into a waterfall in a blink of an eye.
The crowd cried out: [God's punishment! !The flood fell from the sky! ! !Help! ! ! ! ] Then they fled in all directions, and the brave anchor Yuye couldn't hold back after holding on for two seconds, and shouted [Everyone, please be prepared for disaster prevention! ] and ran away.
Gintoki and Shinpachi in front of the TV twitched the corners of their mouths and eyes at the same time, and looked at each other with cold sweat and black lines on their faces, "This is an illusion, right? It must be an illusion. How can there be an end in such a peaceful world haha Ha ha……"
"Hurry up and find a time machine! No, no, no, take out all the strawberry milk in the refrigerator before that, it doesn't matter what the end is, as long as a man has sugar and calcium, sugar and calcium are enough."
"Yin Sang, calm down, go buy a boat ticket first! Noah's Ark, Ava's Ark, whatever, save your life first!"
[Everyone, please look at the sky, the flood seems to have stopped.Something strange seems to be happening inside the black hole.Exuding golden brilliance, such a warm color, what is it?Is it Shenguang?Ah, there seem to be two figures in the beam of light, are they angels?No, not angels, angels have wings, so who are they? ]
The two people who were busy rummaging through boxes and cabinets twitched their mouths again, looking at the two people in the beam of light that they could see more clearly after zooming in on the camera.
"God, Kagura?"
"Gui, Mr. Gui?"
"Hey, don't be kidding, how did the two of them get together, hey!" Gintoki's face was black again, looking at Shinsengumi who had appeared at the scene to maintain order.
[Ahem, the Shinsengumi is dispatched, and the idlers are leaving! ] Sougo took a loudspeaker and shouted to the surrounding crowd who didn't know the truth, and then turned to the sky, his voice was flat like a stick reading.
[Unidentified creatures in the sky, please pay attention to the impact, you have seriously affected the mental health of our Oedo people, please apologize quickly, otherwise, your mother will be sad, she will definitely be heartbroken!As filial children, it is wrong for you to do this. ]
Then, the chief bureau chief, who was naked and covered in honey, exuded soft golden light in the sun, looked at the golden beam of light with tears streaming down his face, and said with a squeeze of his throat: [My child, how can you come out casually to scare people?If you do this, your mother will be sad, and your deceased papa will also be sad. Please hurry up and get along with them, they are all kind and gentle people, right Fourteen, na~ Zongwu. ]
[what. ] Hijikata Shiro nodded cooperatively, but his frown showed his inner impatience.
Sougo took out the bazooka and aimed it at Hijikata, [Mr. Hijikata, you can’t do this, your tone is too blunt and it will scare the two people in the sky, so in order to appease them, go to hell, Hijikata! ]
"Boom -" a sound, the flames lit up.Hijikata, who narrowly escaped the blow, immediately yelled: "You want to kill me, Sougo bastard!"You will scare others even more by doing this! ]
[cut!Did it fail? ] Sougo looked disdainfully at the ground on one side.
[What does failure mean, hello? !Watch me talk!Do you want to die? You are so weak! ]
"..."×[-]
[Have you seen it? Audience friends, this is the true face of the Shinsengumi who maintains order in Edo.
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