[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

During the chat, I found out that Jiraiya is also proficient in the unique skill of "smart hands and empty space", and a lot of experimental materials have been obtained from the stronghold of Orochimaru, including several arms for cell culture between columns.

And later, Anbu's colleagues also sneaked to the country of Tang, carefully scanned the inside and outside of the abandoned stronghold of Orochimaru, and dug out a lot of advanced research materials from the ruins to provide medical treatment for Konoha Village. Research has made an outstanding contribution.

With the acquiescence of Konoha's upper echelons, the medical ninjas obtained a rare research material—columnar cells. They happily wanted to participate in the dissection experiment, but unexpectedly, they were completely burned by a fire. The few medical ninjas who participated in the research became the names on the memorial tablet, and the great joy that could have appeared turned into great sorrow.

Anbu's investigation was fruitless, and in desperation, the third generation had no choice but to order the matter to be exposed for the time being. After all, the third generation knew in his heart that it is not a glorious thing to study the cells of his deceased predecessors. If he investigates wantonly, he will be ridiculed by the world.

Danzo has never been out, probably either recuperating at home or trying to adapt to the transplanted intercolumnar cells.But it should be the latter. After all, I haven't been back for so long, and all injuries should be healed.

Back in Konoha Village, we first met the third generation, then went to see a few children, and finally called the old grandpas and grandmas of the advisory group together, and talked about Danzo and Orochimaru's activities, and condemned him. crime.

However, the advisory group didn’t have a good impression of Uchiha, and they have been apologizing for Danzo. Even Jiraiya’s testimony was denounced as being “blinded by an adulterer”. There is no doubt that the adulterer refers to me. _(:зゝ∠)_

I pointed them to the nine children who were still unconscious, and they just froze for a while and said it was made by Orochimaru and had nothing to do with Danzo.

After scratching my hair for a long time, I realized that my Shikigami A, B, and C have image and sound storage functions. After the magical conversion of "Yaoli-Chakra-Electrical Signal-TV Image", the fuzzy and yellowish image is like an old movie in the 80s. Generally, the meeting between Danzo and Dashemaru that I overheard happened one, two, three.

Among them, the sentence "...collapse can naturally be rebuilt, and Konoha should be replaced." It became a face-slapping artifact, and the argument that "everything has to be done for Konoha" that Xiaoharu's mother originally wanted to pull on the Uchiha extermination Successfully turned into a magical weapon to defeat Grandpa Danzo.

There are also ten or twenty root ninjas. Although they were involved in the explosion and died, their existence was always recorded in Konoha.

And at this moment, news came from Anbu that Danzo sent elite ninjas from the root to hunt down Orochimaru.So Granny Xiaochun was happy, look, my little... old partner is so innocent, and then there was another verbal confrontation.

It didn't take long for Anbu to have news again, and accidentally intercepted a piece of information, which was suspected to be for Danzo-sama, but the immediate chief of Anbu was the third generation, so the information was in the third generation's hands.

Originally, it was immoral to peek at other people's letters. Since Danzo-sama is currently a suspect, the third generation took apart the scroll as it should...

Uh, the scroll was sent by Orochimaru. It contained his dissatisfaction with Danzo and sealed the fake Uchiha body. As for the reason...

In short, when Orochimaru cleaned up his destroyed base a few days ago, he suddenly found out that the sealed corpses in the scrolls brought by Danzo were fake, so he told Danzo, but Danzo didn't believe it. Ah, I thought Orochimaru wanted to monopolize these Sharingan.

Orochimaru naturally refused to admit it, and Danzo was also ruthless, so he sent a lot of Gennin to negotiate (it's called negotiation, and if they can't agree, they will naturally bring back the scroll by any means).After several times, Orochimaru was very annoyed, so he gave this scroll to show his innocence.

Then the scroll was robbed, and then Granny Xiaochun's face turned black.

I seriously suspect that this is intentional by Orochimaru. According to his ability, he will not be robbed even if he sends a letter.

I looked at the faces of the upper echelons, and then quietly left the Asura field. With these evidences, I will leave the rest to them to distinguish right from wrong.

Within a few days, I noticed some changes in the upper echelon, and I found out later that in the friction between Hokage and the advisory group, the three generations of grandfathers finally got back the game, the root of Danzo was ordered to disband, and Danzo temporarily withdrew from the advisory group , Turning Sleeping Koharu and Mito Menyan also temporarily withdraw, unless when Konoha is alive or dead, they will no longer forcibly interfere in the decision of the third generation.

These changes in the upper echelon did not cause much waves among the masses, after all, they had to be kept secret.

I can finally breathe a sigh of relief. The three generations of grandpas will hit a hit if they don't do it. I admire it very much.

Originally, Konoha set up an advisory group to control Hokage, to prevent those in power from making directional mistakes, and to make suggestions and weigh the pros and cons when Konoha made some plans related to the future.

However, the most stable one is the Triangle. Only the advisory group controls Hokage, but no one controls the advisory group. In order to maintain its confidentiality, Genmo has always been under Danzo and never borrowed it.As time passed, Danzo's power became independent, even surpassing the third Hokage.

Fortunately, although Danzo has always wanted to be Hokage, but he didn't want to usurp the throne himself, he endured it until Konoha experienced repeated devastating blows, and he was able to kill the master who could really hold him back. Became Hokage (though only an alternate).

Now he has no Sharingan with his arms full, and the roots of his arms and fingers have been forcibly disbanded and no longer exist justifiably. The threat can be reduced from SSS level to SS level, as long as he does not intentionally play some painting style on me. If the conspiracy does not match, I think his risk factor can be lowered by another level.

After the third generation finished the investigation, he handed over the scroll to me, and I burned the fake corpses with a fire, and then it was over at this time.

After that, I concentrated on learning the long-awaited medical ninjutsu, even though the steps to cure a cold are so troublesome that it makes people crazy, and the complexity of various herbal medicines and prescriptions is close to that of Chinese prescriptions.

The respectable and amiable Mr. Tsunade goes in and out of the tavern every day except for the gambling house. The elder of the Senju family who has been hidden for a long time has declared that he refuses to help the princess who is so unprogressive in his family. Because of the lack of gambling funds, Mr. Tsunade has to He pinned his hopes on the next comeback, and under the vicious circle, Tsunade-sama, who had just paid off his gambling debts, once again became heavily in debt.

Under the influence of Tsunade-sama, I also entered the gambling house and tried my hands, but after losing all the cash on my body and being deducted and finally redeemed by my younger brother, I no longer believed in my gambling luck. I'm sad that my redemption money turned out to be Naruto's prize for buying scratch-offs.

Naruto's huge sum of money changed hands less than 5 minutes after he got it, so I was resented by him for a long time, which directly led to me vowing never to enter the gambling house again.Being despised by children again or something... Hehe.

Tsunade and I, who were surprisingly consistent in gambling luck, finally got closer again. Perhaps it was from me that I found a sense of balance. Tsunade taught me more attentively, and there was a faint tendency to train me as an heir, uh , except for the occasional insinuation asking me to sponsor gambling money, after all, I still hold a large amount of inheritance in my hand _(:зゝ∠)_

Except for the Palm Immortal Technique that I knew before, I almost had to gnaw at the rest of the knowledge several times before I could fully understand it. The medical knowledge that was completely different from the medical system I knew in my previous life made my head big for several times.

Medical ninjutsu requires talent, patience, and the accumulation of day-to-day experience.And what I lack most is patience, so in order to increase my experience, I went to Konoha Hospital more times, but the strange thing is that the medical madman Shake Szecheng didn't bother me after that, but just kept going. Stared at me with strange eyes.

That feeling... How should I put it, I really deserve to be someone who worked under Dashewan, just like Comrade Douzi who has appeared frequently recently, it gives people a kind of "I am a bad guy, you guys are all my prey, don't try to escape "The feeling, in short, is to give people a perverted feeling.

I hope it's my illusion, after all, Konoha has already confirmed that she has nothing to do with Orochimaru's forbidden technique.

At the same time, Sasuke Naruto and the others are also growing steadily. With systematic teaching and occasional leapfrog battles, their cooperation has become more tacit, and they almost tricked me several times.

Ah, as expected of the lead duo.

Later, the future partner of the duo and one of my future sister-in-law, Haruno Sakura, also joined our special training camp (PS: She seems to really have a soft spot for strange powers), so the seventh The class gathered in advance, and Comrade Kakashi became more and more helpless to the bear children, and he was evolving in the direction of "super dad".

I also keep receiving news from Itachi from all over the world. For example, they went to the Land of Earth and successfully abducted Didara, who likes explosives and pursues instant art. For example, there are so many of them. We have a stronghold.Although the news is all kinds of secrets and difficult to understand, and sometimes it is incomplete, but fortunately, I can guess a lot even Mengjia guess.

I originally wanted to go out of the village to meet Itachi, but Uncle Sharkface was inexplicably difficult. After following them for a long time, I couldn't find any flaws in the duo. In desperation, I had to wait for him to send news back.The time interval between the news is also getting bigger and bigger, until now, it takes almost a year for a news that is not a news to come.

Nine Lamas also successfully fulfilled their original promise, and instructed me to contract a tall psychic beast from an unknown island—— Qingluan, one of the five divine birds in Chinese mythology.When the corners of my mouth twitched and I heard her uttering words, still speaking Chinese, I was already very calm.

Although I don't know why the two of them are so familiar with each other that they have a face-to-face gift as soon as they meet (well, maybe Qingluan wants to peck Jiuwei's eyes_(:зゝ∠)_), but Naruto World I have long known the fact that I have been threaded into a sieve.

Ah, it turns out that the Great God of Transmigration has already shaken his hands to such an extent. Anyway, I followed behind to help him clean up the mess. I guess it won't be long before I have to send her back to the world of Shan Hai Jing in some way. The spiritual contract is signed for nothing. _(:зゝ∠)_

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Mr. Rabbit to appear again and pointed out the way to send the bird home—wait.

And recently every time before going to bed, I habitually put a few small balances beside the bed, but the bell never rang again, and the weird voice asking to untie the seal never appeared again.

Just when I thought the days were as dull as water, the variable finally appeared.

One day, I was waving a spatula in the kitchen, and suddenly my heart skipped a beat, and a picture appeared in my mind: the desert was full of smoke, and the sky was full of yellow sand.A small oasis looms in a desert, and a house suddenly appears on a green lawn.The architectural style doesn't match this world very well, and it appears in a deserted place, with an inexplicably weird atmosphere.

I couldn't help smiling, a weird shop appeared!

The opportunity was not lost, I hurried to Hokage Building to accept a mission to the Land of Wind, then packed up and rushed to the destination with my family.

Ah, Land of the Winds, here I come again.

After all, Kagura and Wig-kun are not ninjas, and I don’t really want to go by myself, so Mr. Cat became a taxi again. All of us, big and small, climbed onto Mr. Cat’s soft and furry back and enjoyed it again. The feeling of flying in the sky.

As for why not use the psychic beast Qingluan... He is an ancient divine beast, as famous as the phoenix, but only summoned to be used as a means of transportation, hehe, do you think it lives too long?

Looking at Qingluan's face, "You stupid creatures, why don't you kneel down and lick this god bird? I signed a contract with you because you can send me back and want to enslave me. Believe it or not, I will set fire to you every minute." I can't help but tortured Jiu Lama a thousand times in my heart with that expression (don't ask me how to tell), are you the contracted beast I found for me?This is finding an ancestor, dear!

Ah, it’s all tears when I say it, I feel like I can’t love anymore...

Before long, we successfully landed in the desert.

Because it was daytime and the temperature in the desert was extremely high, we had to change into the uniforms of "time-travelers" again, with valance + cape as standard.

However, because Mr. Cat was scorched by the sand when he landed on the ground, he jumped up on my shoulder like a fried hair and refused to come down again, so I had to continue on my way with the pendant on my back.

"Where is that place you mentioned?" Mr. Cat put his head out from the side of my cloak and put it on my shoulder, asking a little impatiently.

I closed my eyes and sensed it, and when I opened my eyes, I was about to cry without tears.

"The desert looks the same everywhere, I don't know." Although I have the specific appearance of the environment around the house in my consciousness, the reminder of "sand dunes all around" is too irresponsible!Moreover, the focus of the "remote sensing technique" is actually on the "remote", and it will be ineffective when the distance is shortened, which is too anti-human!

"..." ORZ

At this moment, I am very envious of the Hyuga clan with white eyes. Eyes like radar are a must for searching. =u=*

"Why don't you, Mr. Cat, take us to fly again, this time fly higher, so I can expand the search range, how about it?" I stretched out my fingers to help Mr. Cat scratch its chin, and it trembled comfortably. It almost fell off my back, and I had to grab two handfuls to avoid the end of being a teppanyaki.

"It's so hot... I don't want to get sunburned and fall from the sky!" Teacher Cat protested.

"Protesting is invalid! Don't forget what you promised me before you came here!" I waved my fist threateningly, Teacher Cat trembled, and then turned her head away.

"No, didn't you just steal the ice cream in your refrigerator? Ben, Master Ben didn't do it on purpose...to use this as an excuse..."

After listening, a crossroad appeared on my forehead again, with a sound of "Boom!", I punched it on the head, and successfully punched out a big steaming bun.

"Stupid! Can cats eat sweets?! Don't talk about that, are you trying to turn yourself into a popsicle by eating all the popsicle parfait sundaes in the freezer at once?! No, your body size is only Can be turned into a hockey puck!"

"What, stinky girl! I told you I'm not a cat anymore!" Teacher Cat frowned again.

"You say you are not a cat, do you believe it yourself?!"

Beside the Kagura station, Doudou looked at us, then turned his head to the wig-kun and whispered, "Hey, Zila, guess how they will end this stupid conversation this time, Aru ?”

The wig gentleman pointed his finger at his chin solemnly, "It's not a wig, it's a wig! I think Your Excellency Xia Yue will use a cat teaser this time, leader, what do you think?"

"I think it's Mutian Ryo Aru. After all, they all like to carry this kind of thing with them. I was shocked when I first found out." Kagura took out another popsicle out of nowhere and started licking.

"Yeah, it's a happy family to be surrounded by meat balls all the time..." the wig gentleman envied with tears streaming down his face.

"...you two are enough!" I glared at them, then secretly hid the cat-teasing stick that made Mr. Cat jump up and down just now, and was guessed by others casually... This is not me style...

Kagura saw the fluffy cat teaser with sharp eyes, and then said with prickly eyes: "Zilla, you won again this time, here it is!" Then he took out another popsicle from nowhere and handed it to Mr. Wig.

"It's not a wig, it's a wig! Ah, thank you. Speaking of which, this is the [-]th time I've used the cat teaser. By the way, it seems that the number of times I've used it has decreased recently..."

"Because it's not good for cats to use it too much, and it will disturb their estrus period. It is said that every time you see Mr. Cat rolls all over the floor in front of Bangbang, it's obviously a look of desire and dissatisfaction. Well." Surrounded by Kagura, there was a flashback of Mr. Cat acting like a baby, which very straightforwardly showed that Mr. Cat was really hurt by it.

Mr. Wig tore off the wrapping paper of the popsicle, "Gabeng" bit off a small piece, then chewed and said, "Leader, ladies can't talk about sticks and eggs all day long, you have to be dignified and virtuous." In the future, I won’t be rejected by men looking for reasons.” Mr. Wig persuaded his leader earnestly and earnestly with the attitude of someone who has experienced it.

"Zi La, your mother-in-law and mother are so long-winded, are you Alu, an old woman from Edo?"

"Leader, you are wrong. All women are long-winded, and you will become the leader in the future. You must know that women are more attractive when they are mothers-in-law. They reveal it in their long-winded words. Caring, inadvertent complaints, these are the pursuits of men."

"...don't make it sound like you've been nagged by a woman, you're still a bachelor! Could it be that you have someone you like? No...wait, you like her but you're not with her, and you've seen her again Long-winded to men, could it be... you like wives?!!"

"No, specifically, I like NTR." Seriously.

"Scumbag!"

"It's not scum, it's Zila...ah no, it's Gui!"

"..." == "Please don't force me to complain, okay? Now it's the two of you who are having a stupid conversation!"

Is it really good that a person who was showing off his IQ one minute ago will become a low limit one minute later?

The world is changing so fast that I can't bear it! Hey!

#My little friend is also stupid and cute today#