After silently lighting a row of candles for Mr. Rabbit in my heart, I came back to my senses.
Mr. Ghost seems to be a little confused, holding his head all the time and roaring for revenge.
Since no one else can see Mr. Ghost, I'm not too worried.
After letting him wait here with peace of mind, I boldly put away Sharingan.Then they set a fire and burned the more than 300 corpses. Because it was a demon fire, there was only a little bit of dregs left, and it was the kind that could not be used at all.
Seeing that it was almost burned, I raised my hand and waved a gust of wind, rolling the ashes into the sky.
"Everyone... let's go all the way."
Rest assured, no one can use you for other things, no one can disturb your rest.
Sasuke also looked at the ashes flying all over the sky with a deep expression, thinking something in his heart, but put away this expression in a blink of an eye.
I smiled knowingly. It was obvious that Sasuke had grown a lot, which made me very relieved.
"Let's go, Sasuke, it's time for us to meet everyone." I put my hand on the back of Sasuke's head.
"Ok!"
……
After that, it was a meeting with everyone and a "pleasant" conversation at the kebab shop.
Because I happened to meet the famous "Zhuludie" who took his children to eat barbecue together, and Naruto and the others knew each other very well, so it was rare for them to sit together for a meal.
Shikamaru's children's shoes with sky braids are just like his father, staring at the barbecue with his hands on his chin.His mother was next to them to help them hold the barbecue. The father and son were discussing something, and they kept saying "I'm in trouble".
The mighty and domineering mother raised her hand and there were two chestnuts, "Do you think it's troublesome? Hold it yourself!!"
"Yes, yes." ×2
Mother is indeed a terrifying creature...
Cough, it seems that the men in Muye Village have a good tradition of fear of guilt, and feel that their future is bright... Cheek.
The fair-haired Ino girl kept peeking at Sasuke, if it wasn't for the fact that there were a few tables between us, she would probably come up to help Sasuke with the barbecue...
The Qiudao family is worthy of being a family with the word "food" on their backs. Not only are they huge in size, but their food intake is also in line with their body type.The most frequent request for additional orders is their table. I have basically foreseen the miserable life of Comrade Asma in the future, probably.
But our table is not far behind. Hearing the constant "meat, ten more plates", I can almost hear the ding-dong of coins in the money box of the owner of the barbecue shop and the wailing of my dear wallet.
It seems that my retirement day is nowhere in sight. Holding my wallet that is not thick, I thought to myself, why don't I just find a young, handsome and powerful man and go back to my hometown to get married =v=
Keke, deceptive.
……
After that, there was a rare period of peace, and I used this time to help train Sasuke and Naruto with Kakashi, and occasionally inquire about that store, but unfortunately there was no news at all.
I also know that there is no rush for this matter, and if it does not appear now, it only proves that the time has not yet arrived, so I also waited for the development of the situation with peace of mind, until one day, a red dot appeared on the map in my consciousness .
This is the benefit I got from Mr. Rabbit. It is like a map in an RPG game. It has similar functions, but it is bound to my "Flying Thunder God Art [-]". It will automatically activate after ten kilometers, until I find it.
I secretly left this red dot on a certain scroll. As for which scroll it is, Ou Houhou, it is naturally one of the "some preparations" I left for the "Uchiha Corpse Stealing Case" criminals. .
At that time, I thought that instead of dealing with this miscellaneous fish directly, it would be better to keep him as bait and catch a big fish, which would not be in vain for my cleverness.
So I took the wood, pasted talisman paper on it and then disguised them as the remains of the Uchiha clan through such and such means, sealed them with a scroll and added the ban back.
Fortunately, although the original restriction was difficult to break, it was not difficult to get off, so I was able to make this fake, otherwise it really wouldn't work.
After that, the prisoner brought the fake scroll to meet the principal criminal, and then studied the transplantation of Sharingan.
I followed behind to look for the main culprit. Well, after all, those were all my guesses. Although I am confident in my guesses, the word "guess" is untenable when I explain it to my superiors.
I guess that with Danzo's character, it is impossible to undergo transplant surgery in the village. After all, he is also the upper class of Konoha, and there will definitely be good friends to condole him after the operation. In order to prevent things from leaking, he must find a safe place to raise him. It hurts so much that he will appear in front of the public later (although he is the root leader, the chance of appearing in front of people is really low).
Then, I followed the technique I left behind to find Danzo’s hideout and reveal his face. The most ideal state is to seize the evidence that he met Dashemaru. After all, Dashemaru gave up the possibility of studying Uchiha Very low, Danzo has a "close relationship" with him, and it is very likely that Orochimaru helped him transplant it.
Of course, this is the most idealized state.If it is not a coincidence, I am sure that I will not make a trip in vain.
After anticipating various situations, I went to Thirdaime to talk about the situation and my guess, and planned to ask for a mission scroll of "Follow-up Investigation of the Lost Uchiha Body Case".After smoking three bags of cigarettes in silence, Sandaime finally agreed to let me play the role.
Then I left some things for Sasuke and the others, and gave Kagura a special thousand copies. In case I have a chance to find that store outside the village, I can find her as quickly as possible.
After they accepted the items, their expressions were a little dignified. I also know that this mission is different from the past, and I am very likely to face great danger.
But there are some things I have to do.
"Sasuke, take good care of your family, train hard, and try to learn Thunder Dungeon before I come back. Leave the rest to my 'fake shadow body'." I reached out to touch his little head, then turned around Look at Naruto.
Tsk, sure enough, let Uncle Jiraiya teach him about spiral pills, I won't intervene.
"Naruto, you have to work hard, I will check your chakra control ability when I come back, so don't relax."
"Oh! Xia Yuena-chan, don't worry, I will definitely surpass Sasuke!" Naruto stretched out his thumb and pointed at himself, proclaiming his confidence with his white teeth shining brightly.
Hearing what he said, Sasuke immediately frowned, "Hmph, how could I lose to you? I won't let you go ahead of me even if I bet on Uchiha's name."
"Sasuke you!!"
"Humph!"
Looking at Chao Maoming and Tsundere Zuo, I reached out and ruffled their hair helplessly, "Okay, okay, you two have to work hard!"
"Hi~"×[-]
"Yaoxi, then I'm going out!"
"Bon voyage!" ×[-]
Not long after I walked out of the Konoha gate, Teacher Cat followed. After it jumped on my shoulder in two or three steps, I raised my eyebrows, "Why don't you stay at home with Kagura, it's very dangerous to run out~"
"Don't get me wrong, I just think you can eat more delicious food with the little girl, hey, Kagura." Teacher Cat turned to look at the nearby woods.
The bushes moved, Kagura came out from inside, smiled "shyly", reached out and patted the clothes, then swayed, finally threw the umbrella away, and then rushed over, "Xiao Yueyue, you really Do you have the heart to leave me behind Aru~~"
The corner of my mouth twitched, and I said how could these two guys refuse to see them off, so they were waiting for me here.
I stretched out my hands to tear off the "sticky" Kagura from my body, and I looked solemn, "These things have nothing to do with you, and it's very dangerous to get involved. You are not from this world, so it's okay to sit idly by." Relationship."
"Xiao Yueyue, you..."
"You dumb! Don't you want to help us return to the original world?"
"I……"
"I don't care, I must be by your side anyway, and I'm your 'bodyguard', don't leave me behind! You still owe me a lot of ramen!"
"Yes, yes, Xiao Yueyue, you promised to send me back, and my master house has not been opened yet, so you want to support me..."
"...Well, well, follow if you want, don't regret it." I stretched out my index finger and tapped their foreheads.
"it is good!"
Looking at their excited looks, I really don't know what to say.One is as awkward as the Nine Lamas, and the other likes to pretend to be pitiful. He obviously wants to help, but he is worried about my feelings and refuses to speak out. Really... there is nothing to do with them.
But even though I said so, the actions they followed really made me ironic a lot.
Those foods were not fed in vain. _(:зゝ∠)_
……
After that, we traced the scroll along the map in my mind.
The red dot is all the way to the east, entering the territory of the country of soup, and finally staying there.
Yunokuni, as the name suggests, has many hot springs and is a rare resort.The ninjas in Tangyin Village love peace. With the end of the war, their combat effectiveness has been greatly reduced. Tangyin Village is even known as "the village that forgot the war".
It's a pity that there was such an outlier as Fei Duan, who used the curse to severely damage Tangyin Village, so the population of Tangyin Village is not large now.
With a vast land and few people, and abundant natural resources, it is a good place to attract people's attention.
If there is a chance, ahem, I may consider buying a few hot springs.
When you arrive at Tangyin Village, the must-do thing is to soak in hot springs. After a long journey, it is really great to be able to relieve fatigue.
So I took Kagura and the others to a hot spring hotel to relax temporarily.
With a towel on the head, sitting comfortably in the hot spring, feeling the relaxation of the pores, the whole body is full of pleasant feeling.
The same goes for Mr. Cat, his white face even had two blushes.
Murasame's crow form is really not suitable for bathing in hot springs. After all, toba or something feels inexplicably weird.
Kagura started to cry after soaking for a while, so I took a food scroll and gave her a bunch of food.
In order to meet the occasion, I also ordered a pot of fruit wine and a few dishes of side dishes, so as to save the energy of soaking for too long.
However, I seem to have overestimated the amount of alcohol I had. I could smell only a little bit of wine, but I felt my head was muddy after just one drink...
Half-dream and half-awake, I always feel like I can't stop pouring wine into my mouth, and then I get more and more dizzy, more and more dizzy...
When I woke up, I was already lying in the soft blanket.
The room was empty, and there was no one around. I sat up, rubbed my head, and couldn't figure out what happened.
After a while, the Japanese-style paper door was pushed open, and Mr. Cat walked in slowly. After seeing me get up, it let out a long sigh of relief, "Little girl, you are finally awake!"
The corner of my mouth twitched, "Mr. Cat, what happened to your head?"
There is a big bump on Mr. Cat's sleek head, which is also pasted with OK to form a cross.
Hearing my question, Mr. Cat shivered strangely, "No, nothing."
I looked at it suspiciously, and before I could speak, it interrupted me, "Let's go, Kagura is still waiting for you to eat."
Well, well, since it doesn't say, I won't ask.
Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, I saw Kagura wrapped in bandages.After seeing me, Kagura said hello, "Xiao Yueyue, you are up, come and eat."
The corner of my mouth twitched again, why was she also injured?
"By the way, Xiao Yueyue, this uncle said he knew you, is it true? Although I have never met him before, his voice is inexplicably familiar, Alu."
uncle?I looked in the direction Kagura pointed, and a hedgehog-like long white hair appeared in my field of vision. Looking at the familiar back on the sofa (?!) not far away, the corners of my mouth trembled twice, " Zilai?"
Hearing my voice, Jiraiya turned his head, stretched out his hand and shook it twice, "Yo, Natsuki-chan, long time no see~"
Seeing his face, I finally couldn't calm down, "Did you go to fight while I was asleep? Why did everyone die?" Even Zilai also has a bruised nose and a swollen face. Uncle, please don't just throw away the burden of being an idol, okay? ? !Is it really a man to go out like this?
"Uh... well, don't worry about these details, come on, long time no see, let's discuss friendship efforts and victories together."
"..." Can you really discuss such a constructive question after writing pornographic books for a living?
Seeing his obvious change of subject, I wisely didn't ask more questions.
However, the strange eyes casted by the surrounding people from time to time made me feel like a light on my back. I endured it for a long time, but to no avail.
"Tell me, what's going on?"
"Anossa, Xia Yuechan, you should stop drinking in the future, this is a conscience suggestion from a middle-aged uncle." Ji Lai also said earnestly.
Kagura and Cat Teacher also squatted aside and kept nodding, "Hmm..."
Finally, I finally understood what happened in Zilaiye's stammering description:
Although this hot spring hotel is a hotel, the hot springs are semi-outdoor. There is a large space between the wooden walls and the roof. It was originally used for ventilation, but it is also convenient for some people, ahem, to collect materials.
After I drank, I became a little confused, my brain and body were not on the same beat, but my eyes were inexplicably good, and Pikapika was looking for wine everywhere with flashing lights.
Just looking around like this, I saw the light reflected from the telescope on the branch of the big tree not far away, so the guy who peeped at the women's bath was out of luck.
I put the bathrobe on my body, flew over and lifted my foot, and kicked the big tree in half, and Jilai who was on the tree was also forced to jump down from the tree.
Although Zilai was a bit thick-skinned, he naturally felt a little ashamed when he was caught peeping by an acquaintance, so he didn't dare to refute.
I don’t know why, at that time I was so determined to beat him up, but Kagura and the others wanted to stop him, but unexpectedly I beat them all up, and Zilai couldn’t be spared either, so in the end, I could only wait with a bruised nose and a swollen face. I wake up.
In the process of chasing and killing Jiraiya, "some" buildings were inevitably damaged, and there were a few "small" ravines in the yard. Uncle Jiraiya, who had a rare sense of shame, had to take out his passbook, "Little" broke a fortune.
Because of this, the people who are "lucky" to witness the whole process will look at me with the kind of eyes that are both approving (right beating!) and fear (weird girl!).
"Arnold, Natsuki-chan, have you met Tsunade?"
"Ah, what's wrong?"
"Ahaha, it's nothing, I just inexplicably found a familiar feeling from you."
"..." I just remembered that I was fatally injured twice, one of which was beaten to death by Tsunade for peeping at the women's bath...
So uncle, can't you learn your lesson? !
Being stared at by me with weird eyes, even the "unrestrained and unrestrained" can't stand it sometimes. After his eyes wandered for a while, he laughed decisively and changed the subject.
"Are you here on another mission?"
"Ah, that's right." Coincidentally, the elusive Zilaiye has been found by me twice in just a few years, and I met them both on missions. "Are you here to collect materials again?"
"Hahaha, probably."
"That's a coincidence, you can do me a favor."
"What's busy? Tell me."
"That is to say, I'm tracking someone right now. He's a high-ranking member of Konoha. I suspect that he has connections with Rebellion, so please be a witness so that he won't bite me back when the time comes."
"Oh? There is such a thing?"
"Well, the specific situation is unknown, and I'm not very sure. Anyway, asking you to be a witness is just in case."
In the end, Zilai happily decided to help me with this favor. I was very excited and chatted with him about his masterpiece "Intimate Paradise". Seeing that I admire his works so much, Zilai is also very generous. He sent me his autographed Intimate Series trilogy as a token of appreciation for my new fan.
As for me, I took out my hand-painted and published album "BL Paradise" and gave it to him as a gift in return.
Jilai also looked a little inexplicable, I secretly laughed in my heart, but didn't show it on my face.
This album is of course a story of love and killing based on the prototype of Mr. Madara and Hashirama. With my spare no effort to develop it, it has become the first choice for the majority of fangirls. , Fortunately, it is a picture book, so Jiraiya was not hit too hard.
Hmph, uncle, if you underestimate the power of F girl, you will suffer a lot~ Smile proudly...
After that, we got together to discuss the battle plan.
Jiraiya and I will take the shots, and Kagura and Mr. Cat will be responsible for picking up the leaks.
After a good night's sleep in the afternoon, I took advantage of the night to release a few shikigami.
Mr. Ghost seems to be a little confused, holding his head all the time and roaring for revenge.
Since no one else can see Mr. Ghost, I'm not too worried.
After letting him wait here with peace of mind, I boldly put away Sharingan.Then they set a fire and burned the more than 300 corpses. Because it was a demon fire, there was only a little bit of dregs left, and it was the kind that could not be used at all.
Seeing that it was almost burned, I raised my hand and waved a gust of wind, rolling the ashes into the sky.
"Everyone... let's go all the way."
Rest assured, no one can use you for other things, no one can disturb your rest.
Sasuke also looked at the ashes flying all over the sky with a deep expression, thinking something in his heart, but put away this expression in a blink of an eye.
I smiled knowingly. It was obvious that Sasuke had grown a lot, which made me very relieved.
"Let's go, Sasuke, it's time for us to meet everyone." I put my hand on the back of Sasuke's head.
"Ok!"
……
After that, it was a meeting with everyone and a "pleasant" conversation at the kebab shop.
Because I happened to meet the famous "Zhuludie" who took his children to eat barbecue together, and Naruto and the others knew each other very well, so it was rare for them to sit together for a meal.
Shikamaru's children's shoes with sky braids are just like his father, staring at the barbecue with his hands on his chin.His mother was next to them to help them hold the barbecue. The father and son were discussing something, and they kept saying "I'm in trouble".
The mighty and domineering mother raised her hand and there were two chestnuts, "Do you think it's troublesome? Hold it yourself!!"
"Yes, yes." ×2
Mother is indeed a terrifying creature...
Cough, it seems that the men in Muye Village have a good tradition of fear of guilt, and feel that their future is bright... Cheek.
The fair-haired Ino girl kept peeking at Sasuke, if it wasn't for the fact that there were a few tables between us, she would probably come up to help Sasuke with the barbecue...
The Qiudao family is worthy of being a family with the word "food" on their backs. Not only are they huge in size, but their food intake is also in line with their body type.The most frequent request for additional orders is their table. I have basically foreseen the miserable life of Comrade Asma in the future, probably.
But our table is not far behind. Hearing the constant "meat, ten more plates", I can almost hear the ding-dong of coins in the money box of the owner of the barbecue shop and the wailing of my dear wallet.
It seems that my retirement day is nowhere in sight. Holding my wallet that is not thick, I thought to myself, why don't I just find a young, handsome and powerful man and go back to my hometown to get married =v=
Keke, deceptive.
……
After that, there was a rare period of peace, and I used this time to help train Sasuke and Naruto with Kakashi, and occasionally inquire about that store, but unfortunately there was no news at all.
I also know that there is no rush for this matter, and if it does not appear now, it only proves that the time has not yet arrived, so I also waited for the development of the situation with peace of mind, until one day, a red dot appeared on the map in my consciousness .
This is the benefit I got from Mr. Rabbit. It is like a map in an RPG game. It has similar functions, but it is bound to my "Flying Thunder God Art [-]". It will automatically activate after ten kilometers, until I find it.
I secretly left this red dot on a certain scroll. As for which scroll it is, Ou Houhou, it is naturally one of the "some preparations" I left for the "Uchiha Corpse Stealing Case" criminals. .
At that time, I thought that instead of dealing with this miscellaneous fish directly, it would be better to keep him as bait and catch a big fish, which would not be in vain for my cleverness.
So I took the wood, pasted talisman paper on it and then disguised them as the remains of the Uchiha clan through such and such means, sealed them with a scroll and added the ban back.
Fortunately, although the original restriction was difficult to break, it was not difficult to get off, so I was able to make this fake, otherwise it really wouldn't work.
After that, the prisoner brought the fake scroll to meet the principal criminal, and then studied the transplantation of Sharingan.
I followed behind to look for the main culprit. Well, after all, those were all my guesses. Although I am confident in my guesses, the word "guess" is untenable when I explain it to my superiors.
I guess that with Danzo's character, it is impossible to undergo transplant surgery in the village. After all, he is also the upper class of Konoha, and there will definitely be good friends to condole him after the operation. In order to prevent things from leaking, he must find a safe place to raise him. It hurts so much that he will appear in front of the public later (although he is the root leader, the chance of appearing in front of people is really low).
Then, I followed the technique I left behind to find Danzo’s hideout and reveal his face. The most ideal state is to seize the evidence that he met Dashemaru. After all, Dashemaru gave up the possibility of studying Uchiha Very low, Danzo has a "close relationship" with him, and it is very likely that Orochimaru helped him transplant it.
Of course, this is the most idealized state.If it is not a coincidence, I am sure that I will not make a trip in vain.
After anticipating various situations, I went to Thirdaime to talk about the situation and my guess, and planned to ask for a mission scroll of "Follow-up Investigation of the Lost Uchiha Body Case".After smoking three bags of cigarettes in silence, Sandaime finally agreed to let me play the role.
Then I left some things for Sasuke and the others, and gave Kagura a special thousand copies. In case I have a chance to find that store outside the village, I can find her as quickly as possible.
After they accepted the items, their expressions were a little dignified. I also know that this mission is different from the past, and I am very likely to face great danger.
But there are some things I have to do.
"Sasuke, take good care of your family, train hard, and try to learn Thunder Dungeon before I come back. Leave the rest to my 'fake shadow body'." I reached out to touch his little head, then turned around Look at Naruto.
Tsk, sure enough, let Uncle Jiraiya teach him about spiral pills, I won't intervene.
"Naruto, you have to work hard, I will check your chakra control ability when I come back, so don't relax."
"Oh! Xia Yuena-chan, don't worry, I will definitely surpass Sasuke!" Naruto stretched out his thumb and pointed at himself, proclaiming his confidence with his white teeth shining brightly.
Hearing what he said, Sasuke immediately frowned, "Hmph, how could I lose to you? I won't let you go ahead of me even if I bet on Uchiha's name."
"Sasuke you!!"
"Humph!"
Looking at Chao Maoming and Tsundere Zuo, I reached out and ruffled their hair helplessly, "Okay, okay, you two have to work hard!"
"Hi~"×[-]
"Yaoxi, then I'm going out!"
"Bon voyage!" ×[-]
Not long after I walked out of the Konoha gate, Teacher Cat followed. After it jumped on my shoulder in two or three steps, I raised my eyebrows, "Why don't you stay at home with Kagura, it's very dangerous to run out~"
"Don't get me wrong, I just think you can eat more delicious food with the little girl, hey, Kagura." Teacher Cat turned to look at the nearby woods.
The bushes moved, Kagura came out from inside, smiled "shyly", reached out and patted the clothes, then swayed, finally threw the umbrella away, and then rushed over, "Xiao Yueyue, you really Do you have the heart to leave me behind Aru~~"
The corner of my mouth twitched, and I said how could these two guys refuse to see them off, so they were waiting for me here.
I stretched out my hands to tear off the "sticky" Kagura from my body, and I looked solemn, "These things have nothing to do with you, and it's very dangerous to get involved. You are not from this world, so it's okay to sit idly by." Relationship."
"Xiao Yueyue, you..."
"You dumb! Don't you want to help us return to the original world?"
"I……"
"I don't care, I must be by your side anyway, and I'm your 'bodyguard', don't leave me behind! You still owe me a lot of ramen!"
"Yes, yes, Xiao Yueyue, you promised to send me back, and my master house has not been opened yet, so you want to support me..."
"...Well, well, follow if you want, don't regret it." I stretched out my index finger and tapped their foreheads.
"it is good!"
Looking at their excited looks, I really don't know what to say.One is as awkward as the Nine Lamas, and the other likes to pretend to be pitiful. He obviously wants to help, but he is worried about my feelings and refuses to speak out. Really... there is nothing to do with them.
But even though I said so, the actions they followed really made me ironic a lot.
Those foods were not fed in vain. _(:зゝ∠)_
……
After that, we traced the scroll along the map in my mind.
The red dot is all the way to the east, entering the territory of the country of soup, and finally staying there.
Yunokuni, as the name suggests, has many hot springs and is a rare resort.The ninjas in Tangyin Village love peace. With the end of the war, their combat effectiveness has been greatly reduced. Tangyin Village is even known as "the village that forgot the war".
It's a pity that there was such an outlier as Fei Duan, who used the curse to severely damage Tangyin Village, so the population of Tangyin Village is not large now.
With a vast land and few people, and abundant natural resources, it is a good place to attract people's attention.
If there is a chance, ahem, I may consider buying a few hot springs.
When you arrive at Tangyin Village, the must-do thing is to soak in hot springs. After a long journey, it is really great to be able to relieve fatigue.
So I took Kagura and the others to a hot spring hotel to relax temporarily.
With a towel on the head, sitting comfortably in the hot spring, feeling the relaxation of the pores, the whole body is full of pleasant feeling.
The same goes for Mr. Cat, his white face even had two blushes.
Murasame's crow form is really not suitable for bathing in hot springs. After all, toba or something feels inexplicably weird.
Kagura started to cry after soaking for a while, so I took a food scroll and gave her a bunch of food.
In order to meet the occasion, I also ordered a pot of fruit wine and a few dishes of side dishes, so as to save the energy of soaking for too long.
However, I seem to have overestimated the amount of alcohol I had. I could smell only a little bit of wine, but I felt my head was muddy after just one drink...
Half-dream and half-awake, I always feel like I can't stop pouring wine into my mouth, and then I get more and more dizzy, more and more dizzy...
When I woke up, I was already lying in the soft blanket.
The room was empty, and there was no one around. I sat up, rubbed my head, and couldn't figure out what happened.
After a while, the Japanese-style paper door was pushed open, and Mr. Cat walked in slowly. After seeing me get up, it let out a long sigh of relief, "Little girl, you are finally awake!"
The corner of my mouth twitched, "Mr. Cat, what happened to your head?"
There is a big bump on Mr. Cat's sleek head, which is also pasted with OK to form a cross.
Hearing my question, Mr. Cat shivered strangely, "No, nothing."
I looked at it suspiciously, and before I could speak, it interrupted me, "Let's go, Kagura is still waiting for you to eat."
Well, well, since it doesn't say, I won't ask.
Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, I saw Kagura wrapped in bandages.After seeing me, Kagura said hello, "Xiao Yueyue, you are up, come and eat."
The corner of my mouth twitched again, why was she also injured?
"By the way, Xiao Yueyue, this uncle said he knew you, is it true? Although I have never met him before, his voice is inexplicably familiar, Alu."
uncle?I looked in the direction Kagura pointed, and a hedgehog-like long white hair appeared in my field of vision. Looking at the familiar back on the sofa (?!) not far away, the corners of my mouth trembled twice, " Zilai?"
Hearing my voice, Jiraiya turned his head, stretched out his hand and shook it twice, "Yo, Natsuki-chan, long time no see~"
Seeing his face, I finally couldn't calm down, "Did you go to fight while I was asleep? Why did everyone die?" Even Zilai also has a bruised nose and a swollen face. Uncle, please don't just throw away the burden of being an idol, okay? ? !Is it really a man to go out like this?
"Uh... well, don't worry about these details, come on, long time no see, let's discuss friendship efforts and victories together."
"..." Can you really discuss such a constructive question after writing pornographic books for a living?
Seeing his obvious change of subject, I wisely didn't ask more questions.
However, the strange eyes casted by the surrounding people from time to time made me feel like a light on my back. I endured it for a long time, but to no avail.
"Tell me, what's going on?"
"Anossa, Xia Yuechan, you should stop drinking in the future, this is a conscience suggestion from a middle-aged uncle." Ji Lai also said earnestly.
Kagura and Cat Teacher also squatted aside and kept nodding, "Hmm..."
Finally, I finally understood what happened in Zilaiye's stammering description:
Although this hot spring hotel is a hotel, the hot springs are semi-outdoor. There is a large space between the wooden walls and the roof. It was originally used for ventilation, but it is also convenient for some people, ahem, to collect materials.
After I drank, I became a little confused, my brain and body were not on the same beat, but my eyes were inexplicably good, and Pikapika was looking for wine everywhere with flashing lights.
Just looking around like this, I saw the light reflected from the telescope on the branch of the big tree not far away, so the guy who peeped at the women's bath was out of luck.
I put the bathrobe on my body, flew over and lifted my foot, and kicked the big tree in half, and Jilai who was on the tree was also forced to jump down from the tree.
Although Zilai was a bit thick-skinned, he naturally felt a little ashamed when he was caught peeping by an acquaintance, so he didn't dare to refute.
I don’t know why, at that time I was so determined to beat him up, but Kagura and the others wanted to stop him, but unexpectedly I beat them all up, and Zilai couldn’t be spared either, so in the end, I could only wait with a bruised nose and a swollen face. I wake up.
In the process of chasing and killing Jiraiya, "some" buildings were inevitably damaged, and there were a few "small" ravines in the yard. Uncle Jiraiya, who had a rare sense of shame, had to take out his passbook, "Little" broke a fortune.
Because of this, the people who are "lucky" to witness the whole process will look at me with the kind of eyes that are both approving (right beating!) and fear (weird girl!).
"Arnold, Natsuki-chan, have you met Tsunade?"
"Ah, what's wrong?"
"Ahaha, it's nothing, I just inexplicably found a familiar feeling from you."
"..." I just remembered that I was fatally injured twice, one of which was beaten to death by Tsunade for peeping at the women's bath...
So uncle, can't you learn your lesson? !
Being stared at by me with weird eyes, even the "unrestrained and unrestrained" can't stand it sometimes. After his eyes wandered for a while, he laughed decisively and changed the subject.
"Are you here on another mission?"
"Ah, that's right." Coincidentally, the elusive Zilaiye has been found by me twice in just a few years, and I met them both on missions. "Are you here to collect materials again?"
"Hahaha, probably."
"That's a coincidence, you can do me a favor."
"What's busy? Tell me."
"That is to say, I'm tracking someone right now. He's a high-ranking member of Konoha. I suspect that he has connections with Rebellion, so please be a witness so that he won't bite me back when the time comes."
"Oh? There is such a thing?"
"Well, the specific situation is unknown, and I'm not very sure. Anyway, asking you to be a witness is just in case."
In the end, Zilai happily decided to help me with this favor. I was very excited and chatted with him about his masterpiece "Intimate Paradise". Seeing that I admire his works so much, Zilai is also very generous. He sent me his autographed Intimate Series trilogy as a token of appreciation for my new fan.
As for me, I took out my hand-painted and published album "BL Paradise" and gave it to him as a gift in return.
Jilai also looked a little inexplicable, I secretly laughed in my heart, but didn't show it on my face.
This album is of course a story of love and killing based on the prototype of Mr. Madara and Hashirama. With my spare no effort to develop it, it has become the first choice for the majority of fangirls. , Fortunately, it is a picture book, so Jiraiya was not hit too hard.
Hmph, uncle, if you underestimate the power of F girl, you will suffer a lot~ Smile proudly...
After that, we got together to discuss the battle plan.
Jiraiya and I will take the shots, and Kagura and Mr. Cat will be responsible for picking up the leaks.
After a good night's sleep in the afternoon, I took advantage of the night to release a few shikigami.
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